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sharkneto · 8 months

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My god. I have a small bag of generic cat food I picked up months ago to tide the Bastard Boy over when his Prescription Old Man Pee Pee Food was delayed and he needed food to eat, and it must be tastier than the Prescription Old Man Pee Pee Food because he rediscovered the generic bag's existence today and it's become his mission to open every cabinet I try and hide it in and Bite It

#please sir #if you could have the generic food you goddamn would its so much cheaper than your prescription food #if your finicky urethra would allow me to feed you the cheap food by god i would #but we cannot have a repeat of the No Pee incident of 2019 that was fucking hell and cost So Much Money #so you are on the old man pee pee food for life thats just how it is #anyway im laying in bed rn listening to him try and figure out how to parkour and open the latest cupboard ive hidden generic food in #sharkneto speaks

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