#but yeah the whole point is demystifying the vamps

[cottoncandysprite]

Listen. I want Guillermo to have his hot vampire summer as much as the next guy. He deserves it. But one of the main points of the show is that vampires are just as human as we are. They are, inherently, Just Some Guy but with immortality and powers. Therefore, for true equality, Guillermo needs to be just as much of a cringefail loser vampire as the rest of the house. He may put on a front of sexiness and power, but at the end of the day he needs to stay just as much of a dork as he's always been. Thank you for coming to my DED talk