#but yeah. this is from me an my friend playing roblox 😁

[sonlc]

ermm actually 🤓☝️

[crispycreambacon]

do you have a favorite pokemon?

sweats

Well well well get ready to read opinions on Pokemon from someone who has never watched or played Pokemon and only has knowledge from it via

Playing knock-off games on Roblox with my friends who are actual Pokemon fans (before the Purge happened)

Kiana Mai's Hanamusa comics (please please please check her out @/yamujiburo)

That one YouTube series where a white guy judges you based on your favourite pokemon

Anyways. You're getting several 'cause I like you, and also I don't feel knowledgable enough to actually pick a favourite.

1. Spheal

This is literally a circle. Look at them. I wanna bounce them like a basketball. I wanna rub their tummy. I wanna chew on them because they would make squeaky noises. That white guy I mentioned earlier said Spheal fans would commit war crimes for them, and he is right.

2. Sylveon

This is definitely not just because my friend Birbo loves Eeveelutions and this is definitely not just because I'm trans nooo what are you talking about /silly

3. Tsareena

She is Pokemon's resident girlboss, and she knows it which hell yeah, good for her!! She canonically kicks ass. She laughs at her enemies. Also look at her. She's for the sapphics (aka meee 😁)

4. Primarina

Something about them having a 87.5% chance of being male makes me so happy. Male characters should be allowed to have the elegance and sweetness of this merloin here. I am in awe. You captivate me.

5. Gardevoir

Gardevoir I'm so sorry for what they have done to you. If you ever decide to snap and kill everyone with your black holes, I'll support your decision. I will accept my fate.

Now YOU. What's YOUR favourite Pokemon? 🫵🏽👁👁

(Not just calling out Penumbra here. Anyone who feels like talking about Pokemon: feel free to chime in)