#butch cassidy and the wild bunch (2023)

[70zcowboy]

fuck it, i’m enthralled by the oldass yeehaw detective man

Charles Siringo (Butch Cassidy and the Wild Bunch & Butch Cassidy vs Sundance) imagines

• he doesn’t really like the nickname Charlie, he’d much rather be called Charles or Detective Siringo, the only person he actually enjoys hearing call him Charlie is you

• he’ll whittle u little trinkets and stuff, he’s definitely whittled u a figurine of ur favorite animal

• he loves to play chess. if you don’t know how to play, he’d be happy to teach you. he’s very good at it and won’t let you win on purpose, so if/when you do he’ll be proud of u!

• he also loves to tell u about his experiences and adventures while tracking down whatever outlaws he’s encountered. you’ve convinced him to write them down and work on publishing a book about them too

• because of the nature of his job, he’s on the move a lot and working constantly, as a result the best time in a day for you is at night before bed, because it’s the time when he finally can relax and you can both be together. so much for his claim about not sleeping.

• if you want to work with him on the job, it’ll take a lot of coaxing as he never wants to see you put in danger. But to be fair, he’ll admit that he’s not had a lot of luck with his previous fellow lawmen and he knows he can trust you completely, so he’ll eventually agree to put you on the job

[unidentifiedprimate]

Jeffrey Combs as Charles Siringo

Butch Cassidy and the Wild Bunch, 2023

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Yeeeeeee-haaaaaaw! Me and Ben Volchok look at a newie this time around, the 2023 Western Butch Cassidy and the Wild Bunch, based on the adventures of… guess who? Prepare y'allselves for several film ideas bound to make us millionaires, as well as a litany of terrible puns. Yonder! 

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[70zcowboy]

bruh said >:(