#butimalwaysalana

[godblooded]

--he wasn’t there again today i wish, i WISH he’d stay away. 

ind. & sel. multimuse feat. DR. ALANA BLOOM of NBC HANNIBAL, previously alighttwixttruthandintellect/butimalwaysalana/monstricidal/cruelonlytobekind canon divergent af. therapy administered by kat valentine.

[aliias-blog1]

☄! Hello : D

               Send me a ☄and I will make you a starter                     using a random dialogue generator.

               "Move away from the door and let me at him.“

[agcntstarbuckarchive-blog]

😭

Send 😭 to meet my muse as a lost child | Accepting!

                                   There’s a gentle tug on the leg of the woman’s pants, wide blue eyes staring up at the stranger. She wasn’t supposed to talk to anyone she didn’t know -- her mother made that ABUNDANTLY clear -- but Dana isn’t sure what else to do. Being all alone in the park counts as an EMERGENCY, doesn’t it? Plus, the dark haired woman has what can only be described as a small pack of dogs accompanying her. Surely someone with that many dogs wasn’t dangerous. 

                                  ❛ ‘Scuse me? I came here with my brother and I don’t know where he went and I don’t know how to get home... ❜ There’s a pause then as the tiny redhead grows DISTRACTED by the animals in front of her.  ❛ And can I please pet your dogs? ❜

[nonexceptionalist]

“You know, they say it’s all downhill after the first kiss.” !!! JOKING!! HOSPITAL!! DWEEBS!!

“--Who are they?”

He’s eating a chicken salad sandwich on wheat bread (Sam had told him to order it from the hospital itself and it’s not disappointing, not at all) when Alana quips with that one. He doesn’t have a lot of experience but maybe she does--and he’s tempted to ask but he doesn’t. 

Instead he just tosses a piece of crust on his plate, reaching for his jello.

“What authority do they have? That sounds kinda bleak, y’know.” 

[mxdam-a]

some of my favorite things kat has said about cate blanchett

in comparing her to picasso’s oeuvre, “she looks like literally anything that isn’t just a lot of lines”

“SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITERAL GEOMETRIC THEORY DESIGN OF A PERSON”

“her mouth is so wide”

“did you see how long her arms are”

“stabby bird proportions”

“she looks like a drawing you’d make with a fountain pen”

“HER NOSE IS SO I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT???”

“WHY IS HER FACE SO FUCKING”

and my all-time favorite

“I didn't even like cate blanchett until you dragged me into your bullshit.”

[superintcndent]

Ⓐ

              Send me Ⓐ and my muse willrate yours:

Attractiveness: 

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive|| unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildlyattractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on theeyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn ||would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring|| confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing ||interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious|| artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing|| creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable ||predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent ||sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass ||flexible 

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth andthe world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure|| indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairlylikely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes!|| wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we arealready having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies|| enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendlytoward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends|| fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would diefor them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || Idon’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh ||they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || Ilike them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool ||they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || Ithink I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them 

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || Idon’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh ||they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || Ilike them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool ||they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || Ithink I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad ||awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan ||excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fuckingamazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

[soulofre-blog]

@butimalwaysalana

          “You’ve had too many of your coffees. You look           as though you haven’t slept in a week.”

[mxdam-a]

“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” Please shoot her.

suggestive sentence starters.

         “Oh--well, in that case...” Margarethe leans down, lays a kiss on Alana’s mouth. “How’s that?” she purrs, not quite breaking the kiss and letting the words hum against Alana’s lips, voice deep.

[atomgun-a]

(╹◡╹)凸

x

[mxdam-a]

Hair, nose, ear, cheek, heart.

touch meme.

yearning, "I want you to hear me out,” "you're so cute,” “I want to tell you I love you."/deep affection/devotion, "I love you."

          Scattered kisses that leave spreading ripples of warmth behind, Margarethe stretching out on the bed under Alana, giving her plenty of room to work and plenty of skin to enjoy. “Don’t stop, darling,” she says, voice throaty and warm. She reaches down and pushes dark locks out of the way so that she can fully meet Alana’s eyes, and as she looks at Alana, there’s a glow of pleasure and happiness on Margarethe’s face, softening her hard blue eyes, the corners of her wide, severe mouth.

[imcgo-blog]

[text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT / / 

[text / / ALANA]: is it going to be as bad as when you dated hannibal?[text / / ALANA]: i think not