#bweeeaaahh

[beatcroc]

Alright everyone you've had your fun. You've had the senshi bulge and pantyshots. You've had the falin monstergirl booba and marcille bathtime yuri. We're all very happy about that. But now this is very important and i hope you are listening. Trigger. You better keep the lategame vore. You better keep those shots appropriately vorny. Trigger. Do not mess this up. Do not coward out on me. Ryoko Kui did not draw those like that for you to pretend it's normal.

[beatcroc]

i watched one episode of death note and this show is soooo funny for opening on skull demon guys and youre like oh shit its the evil freaks and then theyre just like chilling playing cards. and then you meet your mild mannered middle schooler boy protag and hes like i want to kill everyone forever

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funniest thing in evangelion is that they made rei go to school. like what was even the point of that

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peppino is such a fun fucking character because he's one of the rare examples where crippling anxiety isn't coupled with aversion or cowardice. when something scares the shit out of him [which is a very frequent happening], he doesn't run away and hide in hopes it doesn't hurt him, his first instinct is to run directly TOWARD it with killing intent so that they BOTH know it won't be fucking with him again

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i want to put a brick inside this thing and throw it as hard as i can and kill people with it i think it's what she would want

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🔥 unsolicited, my unpopular pizza tower opinion is that I um. I don't think peppino is actually any better off postgame. Like financially I mean. It's not like the tower was stealing his customers or anything, and he's still out in the middle of fuckdamn nowhere, which I assume is the main reason his business was failing in the first place. He's got some peace of mind and some new pals postgame sure, but uh. Far as i can tell the main problems haven't really changed at all.

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i have literally only seen one episode of breaking bad so far but the thing that everyone leaves out is that makes walter and jesse's dynamic astronomically funnier is the fact that theyre teacher and student. like straight up this guys old chemistry teacher, whose class he flunked no less, rolls up to him and is just like ''hi you cook meth? can i do it with you?'' insane arrangement. insane

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most of the time wiki's yawns are silent but when he DOES make a sound it's like this horrible loud wet fart snorting noise and it scares the shit out of me every time

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so like. is this just me. does anyone else just think of these whenever this game gets brought up

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actually no wait my dream job is drawing album art for the furries on bandcamp making insane edm

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You might think being in a tiny fandom with no content is as bad as it gets but there is a worse alternative and it's being in a tiny fandom with one really prolific and beloved artist whose content you can't fucking stand

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Every day since realizing it I have thought about the fact that fake peppino is the only boss you never see hanging out on other floors of the tower. My first thought was that you just kinda leave him locked in the basement on your way out, but uh

That door isn't exactly airtight. Even if it was, I'm pretty sure he can just goosh through walls anyway. Am I to be led to assume he's keeping himself in there voluntarily? Why....

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actually the real moral of princess tutu is "don't be a dick to your characters or else they'll wise up and come Get You"