#bye mofos!

[a-cosmic-elf]

When you forget to authorise the flight for the ComSpike, and just steal the ship instead. 🤭

[pdrrook]

What were the ROs' first words as little kids? 🤓

Jewel: 'why?' or 'what is that' while pointing at some toad or smth

Reed: "Flavio up UP', boi liked being carried around and shit

Laurent: uh oh his nanny's name

Nino: 'eat!' as in she wanted to eat and wanted it now

Flavio: 'mama' he was the normal child

Alan: coincidentally 'please' when asking for something, he used to be charming as a child smh what happened

[luv4fandoms]

Me thinking of @silvermaplealder 's TLB hellhounds drawings and thinking. "If I had a hellhound, I wonder what it would be 🤔".

Immediately I thought of a pit bull cause I've always had a pittie. Then I thought oh! A great pyrenees would be cool! Then I thought, no I should figure out what type of dog I would be, since it's supposed to fit me... Y'all...

According to this quiz...Here comes my hellhound to help me out.

I'm dying 🤣

In case anyone else wants to take the quiz, you can find it here lol.

[ohsleepie]

Oh look, it's the cat-coded mofo folding his arms and being like "Baka, it's not like I love you or anything." and the dog-coded dipshit being all lovey-dovey to the cat-coded mofo and wagging his tail. 🙄 Is there any wonder cat abuses and dog attacks are so common?

I cannot read the tone of this message at fucking all. Um...anyway heres some more of that for you whether you like it or hate it. Yeah okay bye

[minniiaa]

Law vs BB was insane. Storyboarding and pacing were peak, scale was crazy. BB is a wild mofo and finally getting to see what he can do with two DFs is terrifying, a true villian who shows up to kick ass and take names.

All things considered Law put up a good fight. Seeing his skillset showcased so beautifully was such a treat and he looked damn good doing it.

Ok ok enough about that boring stuff, the real reason I’m here is to share my favorite solo Law frames from the fight. Bye!

[talokanda-forever]

Karma is a bitch!

This is the piece of shit who went at Tenoch. Typical narcissistic, blowhard, asshole who flaunts their possession, but REALLY doesn't know how to take care of business. This might explain how he has time to go on social media to throw out insults and show off his stuff. These mofos have a knack for wriggling out of trouble, but I hope all his shit goes bye bye.

@observers-journal @cantstayawaycani @cutelatinagirl @scoobydooisadetective @sarahivi @aolechan @too-many-atoms @soledadmiranda @oakzap425 @artintel001 @v4mpires0ap @4dogmom @tenochstanaccount @love-too-believe @brandi97

[islandtarochips]

*Damien, Scarlet and Tiala were just hanging around in the lounge just talking and drinking* Scarlet: Tia! Tell Damien what you said to that drunken old bastard from the pub last night! Tiala: *was drinking and looked at Scarlet* Oh uh…no. It’s embarrassing. Damien: Oh ho ho. Well, I’m curious. *leaned in* What did you say to him? Tiala: Nooooo. No no no. Scarlet: PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSE? 🥺 Gaz: What’s going on? Damien: Shark was about to tell us of what she said to the man who was drunk at the pub last night. Gaz: Oh really? This I gotta hear. Tiala: Ugh. It’s not much of a big deal guys. I only told him to screw off. Scarlet: YES. But you said something to piss in his PANTS! HAHAHA! Damien: Come on! Tell us! Gaz: Yeah! Tiala: ….*sigh* Ok. Fine. *Tiala grabbed the bottle and drank it before putting it down* Tiala: *using her glare as she said in her deep voice* Know your place, you damn DOG. Scarlet: 🤩 Damien: Oh damn… Gaz: 😳 Tiala: And he pissed in his pants and walked off. Heh. That mofo. Scarlet: HAHAHA! Damien: That sounded hot. In a FRIENDLY matter. Tiala: I’ll take that. And uh…Gaz? You alright? Gaz: Um..I uh….*took his hat off and cover it something down before scooting away* I’m good. Just um….need to…GO. Bye! *ran off* Tiala: Huh. Wonder what’s that for? *drink* *Scarlet and Damien looked at each other and knows of what’s going on with Gaz*

Damien Whitlock - @kaitaiga

Samantha "Scarlet" Wright - @welldonekhushi

Tiala "Shark" Toa - Me

[screampied]

i saw another toji gif… i need to stay loyal to my man suguru 😭 fuck toji’s broke ass the mofo prolly begs the homeless for change but id still let him hit😭

- 🦦

HELPSDDDD. omg ur a suguru fucker i see 🌚 tasteeeeee

BYE NOT THE CHANGE PLEASE

[raya-rhaenyra-ahsoka]

House of the Dragon Ep. 3: Second of His Name, a Summary (Incorrect Quotes Edition)

SPOILERS AHEAD!

Daemon: *riding Caraxes and dracarysing people in the Stepstones* Crabfeeder, come out of your fucking cave and face me you son of a bitch!

Crabfeeder: *hides in the caves harder*

. . . . .

*Baby Aegon’s birthday party*

Some lord: Omfg, your grace, baby Aegon looks just like you!

Viserys: Of course, he does. He’s my son.

Hobart Hightower: Ah, look at that, baby Aegon’s only 2 and he’s stealing the people’s hearts with his cuteness.

Otto: *lowkey proud grandpa* This morning, baby Aegon ate porridge with his hands. Want to see pics?

Hobart: He’s 2, wtf did you expect? The king’s throwing him an over the top birthday bash. Hopefully, this is more than just him turning 2.

Otto: What do you mean?

Hobart: He’s 2, and not a baby anymore. King Vis should be naming him his heir.

Otto: Lol, it’s not that easy, big bro.

Hobart: Wtf, he’s the firstborn son.

Otto: Well…I don’t think he cares about that.

Hobart: Wtf Otto, you’re the Hand. Open his eyes, mofo.

Tyland: My king, I have some tea from the Stepstones. The crabfeeder pulled a surprise attack.

Viserys: *thoughts* Wtf not this again.

Viserys: Not now, Tyland.

Tyland: But it’s like a national emergency.

Viserys: Dude, it’s been three years. That shit can wait. It’s my son’s birthday. Now, forget about it and eat.

Viserys, to Lyonel: Is everything ready?

Lyonel: Yep, Jason wants us there by noon, I think.

Viserys: Hmm, btw, have you seen Rhae-Rhae?

Lyonel: Uh, no.

Tyland: My king-

Viserys: Wtf Tyland, I said not now.

Tyland: But we have to-

Viserys: *ignores him*

Viserys, to Criston: Where tf is Rhae-Rhae?

Criston: Uh, Idk.

Tyland: The Velaryons and your lil bro-

Viserys: Tyland, seriously?

Otto: Daemon and the Sea Snake started this shit on their own. Whatever happens, that shit is their problem alone.

Viserys: *frustrated* CAN SOMEONE JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHERE RHAE-RHAE IS?!

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *having a picnic alone in the godswood, listening repeatedly to a live performance of an artist on spotify while reading*

Samwell: *song ends*

Rhaenyra: Again.

Samwell: Maybe you want to play the next song?

Rhaenyra: Nope. Just play it on loop.

Samwell: *starts playing again, then stops* Queen Ali.

Rhaenyra: Wtf I didn’t say pause. From the top.

Alicent: Rhae-Rhae?

Rhaenyra: Yes, Queen Ali.

Alicent: They need you in the courtyard, we’re about to leave.

Rhaenyra: Nope, I wanna stay here.

Alicent: Alright, Samwell, gtfo, I need to talk to Rhae-Rhae.

Rhaenyra: Wait, stay by order of the princess.

Alicent: I’m the queen, and I said gtfo.

Samwell: *bows and leaves*

Rhaenyra: *thoughts, mimicking Ali* I’m the queen, I can do whatever I want. Fucking bitch.

Alicent: Your dad wants you to come.

Rhaenyra: It’s not my birthday, I don’t need to be at the party.

Alicent: Rhae-Rhae, he wants us all to be together. I think it could be…fun? Idk.

Rhaenyra: Is it one of my dad’s orders?

Alicent: Well, yes, but-

Rhaenyra: *stands up* Then let’s go. Wtf are we still staying here for?

Alicent: But you shouldn’t worry about it, Rhae-Rhae. It’s-

Rhaenyra: *leaves* K bye.

. . . . .

Viserys: This is nice. Going on a roadtrip with my family.

Rhaenyra: *forces out a smile* …sure.

*carriage hit turbulence in the rocky road*

Alicent: *holds her belly*

Rhaenyra: Wtf. You’re pregnant. Why did you even agree to travel?

Alicent: Maester said I should breath in fresh air.

Viserys: You’ll be a mom soon, Rhae-Rhae. Then I’ll be a proud granddaddy.

Rhaenyra: Uh, no.

Alicent: It’s not that bad.

Rhaenyra: My mom died giving birth to my lil’ bro, so…

Viserys: Well, maybe you should come with me later and-

Rhaenyra: Eh, no. Boars are so yucky.

Viserys: Wtf did you expect? It’s a hunt. How would you like to join us then?

Rhaenyra: I’m not even sure why I’m here, dad.

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, you’re my baby girl. The princess. It’s your duty to-

Rhaenyra: As I’m always reminded, wtf.

Viserys: Wtf did you say?

Rhaenyra: I said, you sound like a broken record because you keep reminding me.

Viserys: If you did your fucking duties, you wouldn’t be reminded.

Rhaenyra: Why tf would I even care? No one’s here for me. [girl, I feel you.]

Viserys: *visibly and emotionally concerned*

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *enters tent and mostly gets ignored*

Lady wives and Queen Ali: *gossiping over tea*

Larys: I don’t think I’m allowed to go hunting, can I sit here with you girls instead?

Queen Ali: Uh, I guess.

Larys: Yay!

Queen Ali: Btw ladies, this is Larys Strong. He’s Lyonel’s son.

Lynesse Hightower: They said the Stepstones is a place for savages.

Ciera Lannister: Maybe the princess can give us some tea about it.

Rhaenyra: Oh, Idk shit about the Stepstones.

Ciera Lannister: Your uncle started this whole thing.

Rhaenyra: Idk, we haven’t chat in years.

Ciera Lannister: Of course, since your daddy chose you instead of him.

Alicent: Daemon made his own choices, all that shit is his fault. That’s why Vis chose Rhae-Rhae because she’s amazing.

Rhaenyra: Omfg thanks bestie.

Joselyn Redwyne: Well, Daemon made a mess and the king must make it stop. He must send his bad bitches to end those mofos for good.

Rhaenyra: Why? We’re not at war.

Joselyn Redwyne: But we are. Even though your daddy is still in denial, your uncle and the Sea Snake dragged us into it.

Rhaenyra: Ok, you’re complaining about it, I understand. So tell me, how exactly is your crinkly old ass helping the sitch, hmm? By sitting here in a comfy chair, petting your dog, and eating cake?

Joselyn Redwyne: …

Larys:

Rhaenyra: I thought so. Later, you old bitches.

. . . . .

Jason, to Rhaenyra: Hi princess, I’m Jason Lannister.

Rhaenyra: I know, lol. You have lion patterns in your clothes.

Jason, to a servant: Hey, get the princess a drink.

Rhaenyra: Omfg you look familiar. Your twin bro serves my dad, right?

Jason: *hands Rhae-Rhae wine* Yes, I think because he likes all the boring meetings. Btw, this drink’s made in Lannisport and it’s the best ever.

Rhaenyra: Uh, sure.

Jason: This place is nice, but the one near my house is better. You been there?

Rhaenyra: Once, but I don’t remember much.

Jason: You can get a nice view of the Sunset Sea from my house. I don’t have a dragonpit, but don’t worry. I have the money to build one.

Rhaenyra: *confused* Why tf do you need a dragonpit?

Jason: Uh, because you have a dragon. I would do anything for my future wife. *wink-wink*

Rhaenyra: Wait

Rhaenyra: *walks out* WTF

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: DAD WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, what-

Rhaenyra: You’re marrying me off to some old bat? Wtf is wrong with you?

Viserys: Baby, you’re 17. You’re legal age now.

Rhaenyra: That old bat is arrogant and a fucking idiot!

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, people have been coming to me asking for your hand. And I HAVE TRIED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT, BUT YOU JUST SHUT ME OUT EVERY FUCKING TIME!

Rhaenyra: BECAUSE I DON’T WANNA GET MARRIED!

Viserys: DON’T YOU DARE RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME, YOUNG LADY!

Otto: Uh, my king, we’re in the middle of a party. So kindly just…shh.

Viserys, to Rhaenyra: You have to get married.

Viserys, to Otto: Wtf is it now?

Otto: Fyi, my bitches reports they saw a white hart stag. And think it will be the biggest tea for baby Aegon’s birthday party buffet.

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *gets to her horse* I’m so getting tf out of here.

Criston: *sees Rhae-Rhae leaving* Wtf princess! Wait!

Rhaenyra: *ignores Crispy and leaves*

Criston: *gets into a horse and runs after Rhae-Rhae* WTF WTF WTF I have to protect her or it’s my head.

Criston: Princess, wait!

Rhaenyra: Go away, Crispy!

Criston: *catches up and stops the horses* You’re giving me a heart attack. Wtf happened back there?

Rhaenyra: My dad’s trying to marry me off to Jason Lannister. I mean, my daddy chose me as heir then just paired me off to some old bitch. Wtf is he thinking?

Criston: So…you want me to kill him?

Rhaenyra: *laughs* I wish.

Criston: I think we should go back to camp.

Rhaenyra: I don’t feel like going back yet. Maybe we should explore first.

Rhaenyra: Tell me, Crispy, did you ever got close to getting married?

Criston: Nope. I would’ve, but I chose to be kingsguard instead.

Rhaenyra: You’re so lucky you get to make decisions for yourself. Me on the other hand…

Criston: Rhae-Rhae, there are people who would love to take your place.

Rhaenyra: They’re only saying that because they’ve never been in my place, Crispy. I may be a princess, but I’m powerless.

Criston: No, you’re not. You literally had me in line to be a kingsguard. That’s not powerless. You’re a boss-ass bitch.

. . . . .

Viserys: *hunting and so bored* Are we there yet?

Hunstman: We’re following the trail, my king. The white hart is a symbol of royalty here, way before dragons came.

Otto: *excited* Omfg! This is so exciting! And this is happening on my grandson’s- I mean, Prince Aegon’s birthday! This is a sign!

Viserys: Uh…sure.

. . . . .

Viserys: *gets drunk*

Jason: Hi, my king. *shows him a spear* I had this made as a gift in honor of the baby prince.

Servant: *takes the spear*

Viserys: *lowkey unimpressed* This is nice, I guess.

Jason: I hope you’ll use that to kill the white hart stag.

Viserys: Uh, thanks for the spear.

Jason: Btw, I would love for Princess Rhae-Rhae to be my wife. If that happens, you will have strength.

Viserys: Wtf do we need more strength for?

Jason: Hey, if someone offers you more dragons, you’d take them, right?

Viserys: Bitch, do you even have dragons to offer?

Jason: ….

Jason: Btw, I have a big, nice house and Rhae-Rhae can live with me there. It wouldn’t be so bad after it gets taken from her.

Viserys: What will be taken from her?

Jason: Well, when you choose baby Aegon as heir.

Viserys: Why tf would I do that?

Jason: Well-you have a baby boy now. People just assume-

Viserys: People? So there’s many of you? Son of a bitch. Are you fucking questioning me about my choices on who’s going to sit after me?

Jason: Uh, no. I mean-

Viserys: Wtf I thought long and hard to choose Rhae-Rhae as the heir. The bitches in the kingdom should fucking remember that.

Jason: …

Viserys: Btw, thanks for the gift.

Jason: K bye.

Otto: My king. The white hart will be found, don’t worry. Btw, what do you think of Jason’s idea?

Viserys: It’s ridiculous. That bitch has a bigger head than I thought.

Otto: You’re not just Rhae-Rhae’s dad, you’re the king. You command her something, she’ll have no choice but to do it.

Viserys: I don’t want that for my baby girl. I want her to be happy.

Otto: I have another idea, btw. Maybe marry her off to her bro?

Viserys:

Viserys: Are you fucking serious?

Otto: Yeah, I mean-

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae’s 17 and Aegon is 2. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Otto: But-

Viserys:

Viserys: Bitch, I came here to hunt. Not to talk about this nonsense!

Otto: Sorry. So sorry, my king. I have to go now.

. . . . .

Lyonel: I already sent people to find Rhae-Rhae, my king. Crispy Coleslaw went after her, so maybe they’re together.

Viserys: *drunk af* Where have I failed at parenting? I tell her to not do something, and she’ll do the exact opposite. Some king I am.

Lyonel: When your granddaddy Jaehaerys was king, there was peace. But his babies also drove him crazy. It runs in the family. Lol

Viserys: *drinks more wine*

Lyonel: Uh, don’t you wanna hear what I think?

Viserys: Lemme guess, you want her to marry one of your sons?

Lyonel: Lol no, I think she should marry the Sea Snake’s son, Laenor. He’s like the heir to the richest house in Westeros so technically, he’s the best option. Also, I think the Sea Snake’s still salty when you rejected his proposal to marry his baby girl. I just hope ser Laenor makes it out alive of the Stepstones though.

Viserys: Huh, that’s actually a great idea. I’ll think about that.

. . . . .

Criston: Princess, I really think we should get back to camp.

Rhaenyra: I think I like it better here.

Criston: I’m pretty sure, your daddy’s worried about you.

Rhaenyra: Idgaf if he’s worried or not.

Criston:…ok.

Rhaenyra: Hey Crispy, do you think I’d be accepted as queen?

Criston: They’ll have no choice, lol. Your daddy already made you his heir.

Horse: *uneasy* I sense something coming.

Rhaenyra: Omfg wtf was that?

Criston: *pulls sword* Stay calm, I got it.

Boar: *charges at Rhae-Rhae*

Rhaenyra: WTF CRISPY HELP!

Criston: *stabs the boar*

Boar: *still oinking* bitch you thought-

Rhaenyra: *stabs it repeatedly* JUST! FUCKING! DIE! ALREADY!

. . . . .

Viserys: *drinking and standing by the bonfire*

Alicent: Hey, you ok?

Viserys: *drunk ranting* I chose Rhae-Rhae to protect Westeros from Daemon. She’s my only baby. The realm’s delight.

Alicent: Uh, Viserys?

Viserys: *continues ranting*

Alicent: Ok, Vis. You’re drunk. Get some rest.

. . . . .

Otto: We didn’t find the white hart, but we did find this other stag.

Harwin: It’s not the white hart, my king. But he’s a big one.

Jason: *hands him the spear* Spear for the kill!

Viserys: *takes the spear* Alright, let’s do this.

Viserys: *stabs the stag*

Viserys: Ok, we’re done here.

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *looks over the view of the Kingswood* Omfg it really is pretty here.

White Hart Stag: *shows up* Hey yow, Princess.

Criston: *grabs his sword*

Rhaenyra: No, it’s ok, Crispy.

White Hart Stag: K bye. *leaves*

. . . . .

Rhaenyra and Criston: *returns to camp with the dead boar*

Everyone: *gasps*

Rhaenyra: *covered in blood* I’m back, bitches! Miss me?

Everyone: WTF

Harwin:

Jason:

Rhaenyra: I brought a boar to be cooked, You’re all fucking welcome!

. . . . .

Alicent, to Otto: Hi daddy.

Otto: Did you enjoy the family trip?

Alicent: Uh, sure.

Otto: How’s my grandbaby?

Alicent: He’s fine. People are fond of him, btw.

Otto: Of course, he’s cute. Also, he’s the future king.

Alicent: Dad, isn’t Rhae-Rhae the heir?

Otto: Aegon is the baby boy. Rhae-Rhae is a girl.

Alicent: So?

Otto: So, he’s ahead in the succession. As boys always are before the girls.

Alicent: I can’t have my baby steal Rhae-Rhae’s birthright.

Otto: It’s Aegon’s. Why are you in denial about this?

Alicent: But-

Otto: You have to convince him.

Alicent: Wtf

. . . . .

Alicent: Hey, Vis. How you feeling?

Viserys: *still drunk, continues to rant about Rhae-Rhae*

Alicent: …

Alicent: *sees a letter on the table* Wtf is that?

Viserys: A letter from the Sea Snake’s lil’ bro.

Alicent: *reads the letter* Omfg, they’re asking for help. Why aren’t we sending help?

Viserys: Because it was started by two idiots who were not happy with my decisions. And if I do send help, what will the people say about me, huh?

Alicent: Uh, that you’re a good guy who loves his baby brother?

Viserys: …

Viserys: I’m gonna have to do the right thing here, aren’t I?

Alicent:

Viserys: Dammit.

. . . . .

Viserys, to Addam: Deliver this to my lil’ bro to Dwarfstone.

Addam: Yes, my king. K bye.

Rhaenyra: Dwarfstone? Wtf is going on?

Viserys: I’m sending help to your uncle Daemon.

Rhaenyra: *doesn’t believe it* Uncle Daemon asked for help?

Viserys: Nah, he’d die if I wouldn’t so…

Rhaenyra: *squeaks in Dolores Madrigal*

Viserys: Am I wrong for doing it?

Rhaenyra: Does it even matter what I think?

Viserys: Daemon is giving me enough headaches without you adding to it. Why do you keep adding to it?

Rhaenyra: If this is about that old bat-

Viserys: I’m sorry, Rhae-Rhae. I’m just trying to help you, that’s it. What wrong with that?

Rhaenyra: Because you have a new favorite! And it’s Alicent’s baby boy. I mean, I know you’ve always wanted a son and now you have one. What does that make me now, daddy?

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, wtf are you talking about?

Rhaenyra: Daddy, everyone knows it. Even Jason Lannister knows it.

Viserys: Baby, we marry for advantage, to gain more allies, and strengthen our army. You already know this, right? I was promised to your mommy.

Rhaenyra: I know, wtf. I’ve heard this story a million times.

Viserys: I loved your mommy. She made me who I am today. Look, I’m not replacing you. That never even came to me. I just want to see you happy.

Rhaenyra: You think finding a hubby for myself would do that?

Viserys: I’m saying a family.

Rhaenyra: I had a family. But you know…*shrugs*

Viserys: Wtf do you want me to do?

Rhaenyra: Daddy, please. If it was for advantage, you would’ve married Laena Velaryon.

Viserys: …

Viserys: *lowkey impressed* *thoughts* Omfg she speaks the truth.

Viserys: I mean…you’re not wrong.

Viserys: But seriously, you have get married. I don’t care who it is, as long as you’re happy.

Rhaenyra: Thanks, daddy.

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae. I promise you, in your mommy’s memory, you will always be my favorite.

. . . . .

Corlys: We need to keep fighting. We can’t give up now.

Laenor: It’s pointless, dad. When we’re not attacking, they come out. But when we attack, they hide.

Vaemond: Because they know they’d be barbequed if they do. The caves are their bunker, they ain’t comin’ out unless they have to.

Laenor: Then we give them a reason to come out of the bunker. We’ll need a volunteer to go in and wave a surrender flag for show.

Corlys: Ok, but who?

Vaemond: Yeah, who? Who actually has balls to go there and say ‘it’s over, you win’, huh?

Laenor: Idk, Daemon?

Vaemond: He’s the fucking reason we’re losing, wtf!

Laenor: Oh, I’m sorry, wtf have you done while we were all working our asses off to win? Complain all the fucking time!

Corlys: That’s enough. We don’t have time for this shit.

Vaemond: Wtf! We obviously need help. But y’all are too proud to ask for it.

Corlys, to Vaemond: Lil’ bro, I swear to god stop being such a drama queen!

Daemon: *arrives late* I’m here! Sorry I’m late. Air traffic. What I miss?

Vaemond: If we don’t do anything, we’ll all die here.

Addam: *surprise entrance* Prince Daemon, I brought you some tea from your big bro, the king. *hands him a letter*

Daemon: *takes and reads the letter*

The Letter: Hey, lil’ bro. I’m sending you help. Look, I know we fight a lot but whatever happens you’re still my lil’ bro and I don’t wanna see you fail. Hope you come home soon.

Daemon: *beats the shit out of Addam*

Laenor: *grabs Daemon* Wtf are you doing?

Daemon, to Addam: Get your fucking ass out of here!

Corlys: Wtf, Daemon?

Laenor: Btw, if we're going to win this, we need someone to-

Daemon:

Daemon, rowing to the Stepstones: *mumbles* Viserys thought I can’t do anything right? Huh, I’ll show him. Imma win this shit right now. I don’t need his fucking help.

Daemon:

Crabfeeder Army: *gets out of the caves* Kill him!

Laenor, on Seasmoke: *burns the crabfeeder army* Dracarys, bitches!

Crabfeeder Army: *gets barbequed*

Velaryon Army: Let’s finish these mofos!

Crabfeeder Archers: Kill them all!

Laenor, on Seasmoke: Did you forget about me? Dracarys!

Crabfeeder Archers: *gets barbequed*

Daemon: *goes after the Crabfeeder and kills him*

Daemon: *coming out of the cave with the Crabfeeder’s upper body* IT’S OVER! WE WON! IN YOUR FACE, VISERYS! I DIDN’T NEED YOUR FUCKING HELP!

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I promise I'll upload every episode before the season finale. Please don't hate me.

[audioletter]

you are gettttting approximately two characters for each of these things. well not all 50 questions that would be insane

9. Scene that first made me love (or hate) the character

→ Dehya, Skinner

8. Unpopular opinion about them

→ Kokomi, John

15. Worst thing they’ve ever done

→ Kaeya

22. Best physical feature

→ Navia, Skinner, Alhaitham, John, anddd Mr. Nesmith

23. If they were a scented candle, what would they smell like?

fascinated by this question. → Clorinde, Miss Parker

49. Favorite toy as a child

→ Kokomi, Navia

17. Quotes, songs, poems, etc. that I associate with them

→ for whoever comes to mind!!!

Random Character Asks!

Omg go off asking every question ever @spurious mate

9. Scene that first made me love (or hate) the character Dehya: the Sumeru Archon Quest in general, and her Story Quest. She's just such a loveable character, with her sass and bi femme energy like what's not to love??? Skinner: "This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass." ALWAYS

8. Unpopular opinion about them Kokomi: I knew you'd choose her. I don't think she's a mermaid or a dragon, but I would give her siren. I think she's just a "plain ol'" divine priestess, with a lot more going on with her control of the elements than we know. John: I don't really know if this is unpopular, but I think he's very bisexual. I also think he is repressed because he simply grew up not being given the skills to be open and express his trauma, so he parkours Atlantis and drives jumpers into things. We all have to cope somehow.

15. Worst thing they’ve ever done Kaeya: exist (no this would end in a lot of sobbing and I love you Kaeya my lost boyyyyyy)

22. Best physical feature Navia: I love her hair and legs /simple creature Skinner: S H O U L D E R S built like Uluru this mofo Alhaitham: His stupid hair and S H O U L D E R S John: Oh geez, everything?? His emotional hair, his slinky cat body, his hairy ass body??? Mike Nesmith (as a character, 1960s): those lips tho 23. If they were a scented candle, what would they smell like? Clorinde: soap, utilitarian mode activate. Miss Parker: bergamot, 1000000% 49. Favorite toy as a child Kokomi: she was too busy learning to become divine priestess, so probably books. That's kinda sad, but tracks. Navia: a toy gun her dad and Mellus gave her. 17. Quotes, songs, poems, etc. that I associate with them Neuvillette: "You Are My Dad (Boogie Woogie Woogie)" Clorivia (yes they count as a character): be of love (a little) more careful than of everything guard her perhaps only A trifle less (merely beyond how very) closely than nothing remember love by frequent anguish (imagine her least never with most memory) give entirely each forever its freedom

(dare until a flower, understanding ceaselessly sunlight open what thousandth why and discover laughing)

– e. e. cummings, be of love (a little)

Sorry I'll be over here sobbing bye + a million more songs for characters this post is already too long

[khaleesiofalicante]

Hi I am pills annie...I kinda dig that nickname btw

He cant hear you. He has airpods on. I want this on my hoodie everytime I go outside man.

WHAT IS IT WITH U AND BREAKING UP SIBLING DUOS U SAD MOFO?????

AND YES I WAS THE ANNIE WHO HAD TROUBLE BREATHING...TOOK THE PILLS DW

Something tells me hermes and iris are not gonna work out....u see none of the fairchilds' fell in love with the correct person at the first go. Clary and Simon didn't work out. Selena and Belial/Micheal...well we know what happened. I don't think Malik counts in this but I just know Iris is not gonna end up with Malik or Hermes. Just don't kill her. my expectations are very low okay. That's the least you could do.

Max in this chapter though. I'm turned the fuck on ngl. That- always wanted to hit you with lightning line had me swooning.

what did that person mean in that ask? "dads mistress?done. Now sleep with Iris forever."????did i miss something imp??

P.S. I think imma change my name to pills now, kinda cute:)

omg I was so worried that pills annie is insensitive jdknjks but you do you babygirl

I love sibling and parent angst because I have lot of inspiration hehe

I looove your theory about Fairchild women and first love (ps you forgot Jocelyn and Valentine - also true!)

Max be sexy in every chapter. tis only facts.

that ask about something else. I was watching a movie where Callum Turner (who is my cast for hermes) was sleeping with his dad's mistress and I was shooketh looool. the movie wasn't that great though but he was pretty to look at ;)

PS - not callum turner currently dating dua lipa (Red head!!!) I manifested this bye

[bookishtheaterlover7]

Ahhh so Robert still follows family esq things.

I just checked RDj instagram and he has PERSONAL pics, maybe the anon was trying to ask if RDj IG is full work like Chris is trying to do.

But nope RDj has his wife and their wedding ……bye.

Chris mofo you better not.

Anyway RDj has work and personal photos.

[thefloorisbalaclava]

Listen, this whole phone sex ordeal is making me think unholy things, and Price is involved, of course. Better, it reignited thoughts I already had as I played the campaign.

Playing as Gaz with Price's voice right in my ears was a big ass challenge. But the Spain mission almost took me out. When he whispers I just 😩🤯 and you know, his voice trough comms made me think about phone sex, but with Price. My 😺 takes no criticism about it, but my brain tries to remind me that it doesn't sound too probable with him. Or does it? I'm just rambling but, if you were the one to call, trying your luck, being all desperate...how could he say no and leave you stranded? It wouldn't be gentleman like, would it?

But I KNOW, I JUST KNOW, the moment he fully realises the effect his voice has on you, bye, it's over. He can be such a teasing bastard when he wants to, I feel It in my bones. Also, doesn't matter if he's already healthily confident: knowing he can turn your brain into a mushy mess without even touching you is a big ego stroke.

I just want him to whisper things in my ear and ruin me ok bye

there is no doubt in my mind that price can be a filthy mofo. that man knows exactly what his voice does to you. while playing as gaz i was like "why is price talking so growly like that" lol...it was fucking hot.

but yeah, that man is calculated in every move he makes. he knows that low tone of voice gets you going so he's always gonna use it against you. he knows giving you a certain look with those deep blue eyes will have you doing whatever he wants.

[dokidoki-muffin]

Can I just say that you genuinely give off the best possible vibes? Like, you’re so insanely talented, I think i’d turn into the most cocky mofo ever if I had your talent but you’re so sweet to everyone and take the time to respond to almost everything, I just rlly like it

Bye this was so random I’m sorry lmao

Ayeee!! 😂💕🙈🙈🙈 Thank you so much!! First of all, I'm glad to hear that you enjoy my art!! 💕💕💕💕

Secondly! I'm even more happy to hear that you enjoy my presence as well! 😖😖🤭💕💕 I'm honestly just trying to have a great time here after such a long break and I'm genuinely happy and grateful how folks welcomed me back 😭😭💕💕💕 It really means a lot to me!

And never worry about sending me random messages or ask! 🙃✨ Your thoughts are always appreciated! 💕💕💕💕

[purpledaisiesthings]

I busted out laughing reading the anon talk about how hard Conrad was cheesing in that ep after breaking off things with Cade 🤣🤣. It’s so true. Conrad had no shame 🤣🤣. I know he hated hurting Cade but damn if that man didn’t get down to business as soon as he saw Billie. Dude was like how’s it going, then he’s like okay so I talk to Cade, that’s done, it was unnecessarily messy bc of my dumb a**, but oh well, them be the breaks sometimes (I’m paraphrasing here of course 😉). Then he’s like alright time for you to say bye bye bye to Mr. I’ll be damned if he takes you home Yamada so we can do this thing right. Absolutely no shame. At the end, he didn’t even have to ask if she did the deed. Dude just got in the elevator, held out his hand like that’s right mofos, she’s mine now. He indeed had some serious BDE going on in that ep 😏

Like seriously, he had no shame 😄😂 He's so unserious.

The same man was doing up denial before. But the speed at which he's rushing to be with Billie, you would think that he has been 'wooing' her for months or that Billie was the one who prevented them from happening before. He's so funny.

He had serious BDE from the moment he told Dr. Hottie that HE was taking Billie home himself. I was like damn dude 🤭. Billie did that y'all. Loving Billie has given this man so much confidence.

[carruechedaily]

Elon is being exposed because this mofo bought twitter to be able to puff his fucking chest and is literally ruining it because he literally is a fucking fraud of a billionaire🗣️🗣️ he firing everybody and then realized he actually needs employees and now is begging!? Bitch bye😂🗣️

😂 at least this whole situation has exposed that he’s not the genius people thought he was, 44 billion down the drain