#c!heartduo

[lmanburgseulogy]

hey man thanks for letting me come see your garden. sorry i brought up the man that ruined both of our lives through manipulation in the way we see our friends. i’ll try not to do it again

[im-not-a-traitor]

okay :P!

– tom

Stay safe :)

[wils-brother-tommy]

ive been thinking about tommy and erets dynamic recently. like i hate you but i will admit you look good and have a nice voice. fuck you bitch im going 2 rob you HAHHAHAHA wait no please dont kill me. please. i'll give you some back. but can i keep some. tommy will mess with eret and laugh and eret will laugh with him and theyre silly. see it makes sense that theyre dynamic is like this. alot of people would expect tommy 2 despise and resent eret, and it seems like that at first, but they cant take each other seriously because they used 2 be friends. THEY USED 2 BE FRIENDS.

when it comes 2 eret, everyone in L'manberg can agree shes lovely. they dont hate him for who he is, but for his betrayal. like why does someone as great as you also have 2 be a traitor. i dont trust you like i used 2 but i dont want you dead. ☹️ WHATEVERRRR

[enby-chaos]

i only really included dynamics that i could find clear names for

[dissonantharmony]

ERET GETS ROBBED TRANSCRIPT PART 1 AND 2!! had to transcribe two of my favorite bits from the smp :)

[im-not-a-traitor]

yippee! C:

oh— okay!! :)

– tom

just don't go outside the walls for flowers, okay? :)

[im-not-a-traitor]

WOAH!!! REALLY??? YAY!!!

Eret!! don't say that :(

– tom

of course!!!

It was a joke tom don't worry!!

[im-not-a-traitor]

Thank you, Eret!!! what flowers do you want? I'll try and find them!!! Special flower crown for you C:

I guess so??

– tom

you can do whatever flowers you want! Suprise me, kid

Sometimes I wonder why he's our president

[im-not-a-traitor]

Eret, can you help wilbur?? I'll give you a flower crown if you do C:

He needs help figuring out how to get to Google, and I'm busy :P

– tom

yeah sure! I can help him! Thank you kindly for the flower crown :)

He knows how to use tumblr yet can't get to google?-

[im-not-a-traitor]

uhhuh!!! I'll be out in a few minutes!

I know :( thank you, Eret :((

– tom

thanks tom!

You're welcome, kid :)

[im-not-a-traitor]

yippee!!!

okayyy :(

– tom

we're almost done setting up behind the van! Do you think you can grab some spare snacks from the van?

Im just looking out for you kid, the word is bad. I'm making sure you don't get in trouble (again..)

[im-not-a-traitor]

yay!! Move night!!!

eret, what's a bitch boy? DON'T TELL TUBBO I DON'T KNOW. But uhh, I don't know what it means.

– tom

mhm!!

uhm. You're a bit too young to know the real meaning. Just don't call tubbo it anymore okay? Its bad.

[im-not-a-traitor]

tubbo is a liar and a fraud. He is lying to slander and stain my reputation. I do not bully anyone ever because that is bad and wrong, except for bald people. I am the greatest (only) vice president of this nation, and I can't believe he would insist something so awful about me.

Anyways, uhh, movie night? Is that what's happening? Cos I wanna watch Hamilton with you and wilbur :D

– tom

Tubbo was lying, but he's certainly not a fraud, Tom. I'm sure he just didn't want to get in trouble. Also you shouldn't be bullying at all, period. Even if they are bald

Also yes, movie night ^_^ you can join us! We are getting the projector ready behind the van

[im-not-a-traitor]

oh! pog, thanks Eret!!! Can you help me find a beehive :((

– tom

of course! We can try to find one inside the walls, but if we can't we'll have to take a quick trip outside. But not for too long, okay? Never know if dream could sneak up.

God I sound like your brother-

[im-not-a-traitor]

Bad :(( I'm getting blamed for drinking all the coffee and I have extra chores cos I got my uniform dirty again. AND I have to find Tubbo a beehive >:(

– tom

aw :( well I told wilbur you weren't the cause of the coffee shortage, tubbo is. Also, I'm here if you need help eith those two things !

[im-not-a-traitor]

Hiii Eret!!

– tom

hello tommy! How are you?