#c...candy pop bot.....

[eldritch-nightmare]

lil update of sorts <3

i'm currently bouncing between reqs, so hopefully i'll have a few done soon. i'm mainly focusing on older reqs, so if you've sent in a req within the past few weeks since the start of this blog and i haven't posted it yet then uh sorry, i'm working on some! so hopefully one of them is yours!

i'm also working on three bots <3 a helen bot, a toby bot, and a laughing jack bot. so there's that.

[random-fandom1984]

hi, can you do, Yandere tfa Longarm/shockwave x cybertronian reader

Oh, yes! I have a story in the making on Wattpad, and in a way, I guess it would be a Yandere story? But that doesn't matter at the moment. This is exciting! :D

Warning: Potions, Yandere Behavior, etc.

~All It Takes Is A Potion to Show How Much I'm Obsessed with You~

Translations: Stellar Cycle = 1 year Deca-Cycle = 10 days Solar Cycle = 1 day Orbital Cycle = 1 month Nano-Click = 1 second

Sparkmerge = Wedding/marriage Energon Sweets = candy High Grade = Wine/alcohol/beer/vodka/etc. Conjunx Endura = Spouse Optics = Eyes Datapad = Book/tablet/etc. Subspace = Storage unit Dente = Teeth Throat Pipes = Throat

Today is our second Sparkmerge anniversary of the Stellar Cycle. I've had a good history with making Energon sweets, so I plan on making one that's his favorite, that sadly went out of business a few Deca-Cycles ago, and some high grade. I remember that we first met in Autobot Boot Camp and got along swimmingly. It was sad that my old friend turned out to be a Decepticon Spy, but I digress and moved on. Sure, it was hard to do, but at least I made a new friend who became my Conjunx Endura, Longarm.

We both graduated with flying colors and became Primes. He became head of Cybertron Intelligence – the one before him, Highbrow, was discovered dead, and no bot knew how – and I became his S.I.C. – the previous one ending up missing for some reason–, so they put us at the top since we were great at our jobs. We became an item way before we got promoted.

Of course, there had been an issue that popped up. Five Orbital Cycles ago, Longarm had gotten a call from a couple of bots that we went to boot camp with: Bumblebee; the one who Longarm helped to call out Wasp as the spy, and my cousin Bulkhead. The both of them are a part of Optimus' team on Earth, fighting Megatron. Apparently, the both of them intercepted a call with Megatron and a spy. Something about a construction project.

I can feel excitement pulsing through the other side of the bond, to which I sent back to with suppressed giggle; He's been like this all Solar Cycle, even yesterday ever since he came back from Iacon's Hall of Records, and I find it cute. He's so sweet, smart, and adorkable! I wonder how things are holding up on his end.

Yesterday

It's true, you two have been bonded for the past 2 Stellar Cycles and started dating in the middle of your time at boot camp. But there was one thing you didn't know; let me start from the beginning.

When entering the Autobot Boot Camp with a fake frame, he wasn't expecting anything to distract him from his mission for Lord Megatron as a spy. But... that all changed the moment his optics landed on you. To him it was love at first sight. And he saw how close you were with Wasp and Bulkhead, he felt something inside of him. What was this? Jealousy? No! There's no way! He's a Decepticon and you're an Autobot.

When he was approached by Bumblebee, who told him that he found out there was a Decepticon spy and suspects it might be Wasp, he took that as a way to drive attention away from him and onto him and C/n will be hi- Stop it! After Wasp was taken away to prison, he found you slacking off and then later came across you crying in your room. For some reason, he comforted you even though he shouldn't; you would've been kicked out for slacking, which would have gotten rid of another Autobot in his way, but he didn't. You also had another bot help comfort you, which was Bulkhead, who he later found out was your cousin; nothing to worry about with him getting in his way.

Later on, he grew to accept these feelings. You needed him; you don't need those unknown admirers that went missing a few days after interacting with you. Just him. This turned for the better in his favor when caught you leaving secret admirer love letters in his dorm; he didn't bring it up until he confessed his feelings. The image of your flustered face plate when you realized you'd been caught from the start will forever remain in his processor.

After graduating, he had to wait a while to kill Highbrow and instantly killed his assistant for abusing his role by being a creep; he deserved it. And it turned out good because not only did he become the new Head of Intel, but you became his assistant.

For the past Deca-Cycles, he's been conflicted. The Prime Council found out that there's a Decepticon spy in their ranks, which only led to another problem. If they found out he's the spy, you would most likely react negatively; you knew him better than anyone else in their ranks and will use it against him. So, he has two options:

Do nothing, and if he does get found out, have you sparkbroken and hate him, assuming he faked his affections towards you.

Find a way to turn you into a Decepticon.

He wanted to do the second option, but so far, all resources he's found in the history section in the Hall of Records ends up with the victim in pain in the process. The only thing calming his nerves and keeping him from lashing out in frustration that he was getting nowhere was a gift you made him when you both were in the dating phase of your relationship; A charm that hangs from a string, which is connected to a small magnet that is currently magnetized to his wrist.

He was fiddling with the charm until he felt it slip from his grasp. He looked down to see something slip into the shadows and move away in a blob of shadows. Obviously, he chased after it, nothing takes something of his that was made by his darling and gets away. As he chased it, he didn't notice the scenery change until he was deep enough in another section of the Hall or Records, which seems to be abandoned.

He continued to chase until he came across a bot. The shadow he was chasing phased out of the shadow in the form of a snake, with only a single eye, dropping the charm in the figure's servo. The figure turned their head, and to his surprise, was literally made of shadows, the only thing that stood out from the dark mass with glowing purple outlines was that had one normal optic and the other looked like the snake's, the Snake-Eyed Bot he'll call them.

Before he could demand for the charm back, the Snake-Eyed Bot tosses it back to him without a single word and beckoned him over. Suspicious, he approached with caution. Upon arrival, the figure gives him a datapad.

"H̵̯̞̥̙͕͔̗̺̠̼͖̩̟͚̄̅͂͗̐͂̈́͜e̶͇̣͉̫̻̹̝̻̩̰̲͇̘̱͒͐̊͌̽͠ṙ̸̢̉̓͐̃͠e̵̞̺̟̗̤̎̈́̀̑͊͝'̴̢̘̣͉̬̙̘̞́̇̃̌͑̈́̈͘̚ş̸̢̧̹̬̟͎̘̓͛̓̎͗̀̓̆̏͋́̆̃́̀ ̶̧̥́̅̈́̏̈́͆̆͒͗͒̉͂͗͒t̶̡̨̨̧̤̬̱̘͎̹̞̪̻̀̕ͅh̸̢̏̑͆͆̊̅̋͊̇ę̸̜̭̬͍̜͎̣̬͔̘̮͙͋̐̿́̈́͠͠ͅ ̷̩̫̿̃̿̐͛͝à̷̢̢̢͍͎͚̓͂̆͗̔̆̈̕̕̕n̴̢̲̹̬̩̼̙̯̬̜̼̩͈̎͂̾̃̈͜ş̷̬͍̻̰̩͓̗̱̥̗̝̩̏̏̽̃̅͒́́͜͝w̸̧̡̨̟̺̣̖͉̣͎̦͈̗̳̏͂͊̑̋̈́̿̿́͗̃̑̕e̴̬̺̙̞̗͎̞͍̞̠̒͜͜͝r̷̡͙͇͕̫͉̞̮̞̦̦͚͒͗́͐̽̉̕͝͝ ̸̢͇̲̬͕̺̙͉̈́́͐̇͂͌͂̊̑̽͝ț̴̡̺̾͋̅͐͑͊̌̈̓̌͗̕̚̕o̶̭̞͙̳͇̰̘͛ͅ ̶̨̧͎͇̫̹̰̮̘̬̯̗̟́y̴̢͖̩̳̱̞̎́͜͜o̶̡̫͔̹̯͍̹̱͖͔͎͚͚̼̎̾́̓̀̐̈́̈̄͂̀̈́̓̃̚u̷̺͕̭̫̬͛̎r̸̲͓̺̖͔̠̤̪̺̮̦̗͇̾̐̐̈́̌̈́ͅ ̴͉̺̯̯̻̓̀̃̈́̿̓š̸̱̫͈̥̺͔͚̣̺͍̒̑̍̇̊̉͆̀̔͘̚͠ͅe̸̡̧̨̖̣̰͍̺̻̱̅̌̈́͊̅̑͠a̶̤͈̭͈͆̓͝r̶̨̜̜̱̫̣̭̼͎̤̊́̓̃̾̈́č̶̡̻͎̠͉͎̩͉͓̜̰̭̱̓͐͜h̶̛͙̻̭̮̮̖̼̦̞̩͚͚̹̀̆͝ͅ."

Confused, he looked at it's contents; the Title caught his attention. Forever Potions? Before he could ask anything else, the figure tossed him a sack. Looking inside and at an ingredients page, there was three of everything on the list. He looked back up, only to find that he was standing behind the table he was sitting at, almost like he experienced a hallucination in a mere second, but the data pad and bag proved otherwise.

He placed the bag in his subspace before sitting back down and looking through the datapad. The results is what he needed: Something painless. Knowing better, he knew to read the part about the inner workings before heading off and doing something without knowing if this was truly safe or not. Luckily, it was.

He returned home, happy with his search.

It was the next day, and it was their second anniversary, and he came up with the perfect plan. For his surprise, he prepared a romantic dinner for just the two of you. He luckily had the day off, and as he was preparing the dinner, he was filled with joy and excitement, which only grew when every single time you returned the feeling over the bond.

He made Energon cubes for the both of you, crafted the potion carefully as possible, and poured it into yours. Luckily, it didn't affect the color of it so then you wouldn't be suspicious of it. He had extra time before it would be the exact time you would arrive home, so he decorated the room for the occasion.

When you arrived, he was both surprised and happy that you had his favorite Energon sweets; he'd thought they sold out. To his surprise, it wasn't that, you made it yourself?! He couldn't have asked for a better sparkmate.

He sat you down at the table, and you were flabbergasted at how gorgeous the room was, and he made Energon cubes? Frag yes! When you ate your cube, for some reason it tasted sweet/salty/sour/whatever-flavor-you-like than the last time you had one, but you weren't complaining because it tasted better than ever before.

A few cups of high grade later, you started to feel lightheaded. He saw this and led you to the berthroom where you both cuddled as you both went into recharge.

Everything is going according to plan.

(The Next Day)

No one seemed to notice any changes at work. Everything is going on like everything is normal.

"C/n Prime, here's some reports about the information of Decepticon spy my team could possibly find." Firerunner said, giving you a datapad containing all the information. "Thank you, Firerunner. You are dismissed." You said, taking the datapad, not taking your eyes from your screen and your fast typing.

Just as he was about to turn around, he noticed something. "Um, C/n Prime?" He called out. "Yes?" You quired. "Are you okay? Your optics are looking a little..." He trailed off. You turned your helm, your green optics staring back into his, almost boring into his soul. "Oh, I'm fine! Thanks for asking. An old friend of mine, who's a medic, looked into it and some bot decided to do something funny to by Energon rations for this to happen to me. I don't know how long it'll last, but I can assure you, I'll be fine." You informed with a smile, which just made your green optics seem a bit creepier. "Okay then, have a good day, ma'am." He said with a bow before walking off.

When he was out of sight, you picked up the datapad and looked through it, and sure enough, it had information regarding any information they could find about the Decepticon spy and where they might be hiding. With your smile never faltering, you deleted everything off of it before breaking in half, your smile now showing your dente. A giggle escaped your throat pipes as you dumped it in the garbage chute behind your desk. Out of sight, out of mind.

That's when you suddenly received a call from your comm-link. "Hello?" You asked in a sweet tone. "Dear, can you please come to my office? There's someone I'd like you to meet." He requested. "Of course, be there in a nano-click." You said before ending the call.

You stood up from your seat and started to traverse through the halls of building to your sparkmates office. You were in front of his door, looked around to see if anyone was around. You saw no one. Not a bot in sight. You opened the door, closing it behind you so no camera can have a peek on what's inside.

At his desk was your love, his true self of course. He was now taller than you by a landslide, had two antlers on the sides of his helm that extend upwards, three digits that are claw-shaped, a single, red optic being the only thing in the center of his face plate, and, of course, a Decepticon sigil proudly shown on his chassis.

"Lord Megatron, this is our new recruit, and my love: C/n." He said as you walked over and were in frame of the camera. On the other end of the screen was Lord Megatron himself. "And how are you sure she isn't tricking you?" Megatron asked. "Nothing that you should worry about, my liege. I made sure. But let's just say, it was an enchanting discovery."

Part 2?

[starlitfunkster]

I made a Tier List that kept nearly crashing my browser.

Yes, you too can rank these characters. Read More basically tells you who's who. https://tiermaker.com/create/lrgs-ocs-15769502?presentationMode=true

Best OC's Made - Blue Belle, Copy, Dusk, Ghost Pepper, Gigi, Lost.FLA, Maize, Mr. Wobbles, Naxan, Sonic.WAV, Sora, Sylvia

Awesome OC's - Adne, Angi, Aria Apple, Baritone, Barren-Cuda, Bat Aries Not Included, Cherisy, Calmati, Chai Honey Cookie, Chai Teacup, Cherry Soda, Chili Oil, Cilantro, Cotton Candy, ???, Dark Mochi, Dhalia, Doughnut, Eclipse, Fuchsia Robot, Gelatin, Glasseon, Golden, Hypno, Ja-Ringer, Jessica, Juno, Konpeito, Laffy Laffington, Lava Cake, Lillie, Locke, Luna, Maxwell Ink, Melon Dragon, Milk Choco, Milo, Moonshine Cookie, Myra, Nori Umi, Orange Juice, Patches, PegaSoar, Pluggy, Powder Sugar, Princess Flora, Pudding, Quartz, Robot Boy X, Ruby, Seabon, Seave, Sir Adne, Soda Toppin Monster, Strum, Sugar, Sylvia.EXE, Syrus, Tapi-Bot, Tapi, The Dragon, The Frond, Tula, Twisty Teacup, Veradae, Yureibon

Okay OC's - Acrylia, Agent Angel, Amelia, Amelio/Art Man, Archer, Ari???? Cookie, Aria the Imp, Armstrong Dasher, Citrus Bum, Cleric, Celeste, Chick, Choco Chip, Crystal, Diamond/Cranberry, Dynasparky, Erasi, Fairessa, Flying Fennec Fox, Gumdrop, Hydro Bomber, Ice, Ink!Amy (Gluttonous Ink), Ink!Amy, Jelly Imp, Juniper, King Cobra, Lantern Woman, Lectrona, Mandy and Xero, Marshmallow, Masker Ray, Max Wickerson, Mechan, Melani, Mockerae, Mystic, Parka, Piko, Pop, Prince Foof III, Princess.EXE, Prose Bomber, Reina, Ruby Pomella, Salmon, Sammy, Sandstorm, Sine, Soy Sauce, Sparky, Starla.EXE, Starla, Stitches, Ronin, Sugarsnap, Talkie-Walkie, Tangerine, Tapioca Pearl, The Static, Topia, Valiance Man

Minor Redesigns - Ann (Eddsworld), Aria (Toontown), Berry, BonBon, Brione, Cado Saus, Catrina Cat, Cherrybon, Citrus C. Acetate (already did), Curry, Ebi Ura, Gladseed, Ika Ura, Mud Pie (already did), Muggy, Nightshade, Sister Bomber, Susumu.MP3, Teriyaki

Major Redesigns - Blueberry Tart, Parakeet, Sweet Hart

[abundantchewtoys]

Homestuck^2 re: Chapter 11: “History's Most Notorious Haters”

"History's Most Notorious Haters"? Sounds like something Dirk, Vriska or Meenah'd say. :P

So, last we "saw" Dirk, Terezi had had a fateful encounter with Rose's spawn.

... Ah yes, Dirk was intending to start fresh re: seeding the planet. And actually go about it more seriously. Wonder how that'd turn out.

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> 2877

Uhhhhhh... That actually looks like it could be Caliborn's handiwork, only it's drawn neater than he would. That command though.

What? "Knight: Keep it real". What knight? Not Dave right? So: Davebot? ... Did Alt Callie, Jade and Davebot board a selfdrawn rocket? If so, Alt Calliope kind of sucks at drawing, which is hilarious.

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> 2878

Oooooh, yes! So the wormhole that Calliope opened must've opened above Earth C, from which they boarded a vessel, the third that's under way to Deltritus, pfffff. Oh, and I f*cked up, I mentioned Jade where I should've written Aradia. Alt Callie is in Jade's body, after all.

I'm looking forward to seeing how Ultimate Dave behaves. Aradia might be the best person to guess whether his soul is influenced by inhabiting a bot.

Pfff, target practice with Jade's dumb fruits.

...

OH HELL YES THESE TWO TOGETHER. Didn't think that would match so greatly! :D (I also wonder how much of their banter is flirting, after three years cooped up together.)

So, Aradia implies she's reached ascension as well, over the years somewhere. Well then. Guess that must be part of the reason she was okay with just chilling on Candy Earth for all time. Girl's seen it all by now.

And Dave has taken to his robot body like a fish takes to oxygenated water, I see. He's having a field day (year(s)) with it.

Alt Calliope is definitely behind the narration here, speakerless as though it may seem.

And wow. So... Where Dirk has gotten a vast understanding of his own self, Dirk and Aradia mostly just experience every passing moment in every timeline at the same time.

Hah, so Calliope was actually in two places in spacetime of Universe C at the same time, circumstantially. Where Lord English was always "already here", Calliope is always "already there". :P

But now that Jade escaped her influence, will she become more active on this ship? And will we not see the others for a while, until Calliope revisits their narrative?

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> 2879

Wow, alive Aradia is such a joker. Sad that John never got to see this side of her, he only encountered the creepy.

And wow yeah, Dave went off on a tangent there, I didn't even notice. Both of them actually left their loved ones behind on Earth C. Dave's loved ones must even think he's dead, unless he went back to Jade?

Guess we might see something in the coming flashback! I mean sure, it seems like it's going to be just about Aradia saying goodbye to Sollux, but hey! Dave's an Ultimate Knight of Time, he could have found the time to say goodbye.

Blaperile's got a good point, the "months in the past" seems to imply this takes place not after three years but sometime during their trip to Deltritus. The () do show it's a flashback to Earth C, at least.

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> 2880

Oh, Sollux actually watched them leave? Boy, he was "in one of his moods", but seeing her actually leave on him must've stung a LOT.

What... What has he done since then, though? Did he find his way to Karkat... Wait, how would he? He's still blind! ... So he did not actually watched them leave. Still, he looks like he knew what was up.

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> 2881

Wow, they left in broad daylight! I wouldn't have guessed!

...

D'aaaaaah, [S] page! I wonder how small the animation's gonna be. And if it'll focus on just Sollux? I mean, ... He wouldn't really HAVE much to gaze WITH, right? Because he's still blind. So... Just a black page? Or actually showing more of Earth C, from this fateful day? Maybe how John finished his day after hearing about Dave?

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> 2882

... PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

So dramatic, I have to admit.

Well, I guess Sollux HEARD them leave. *pops raspberry*

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> 2883

Welp, poor Sollux. Didn't think this through. Stairs, his eternal enemy.

Guess he might still be stumbling through the ectobiology meteor at the end of the day in Earth C's timeline.

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> 2884

Oh wow. Hah, so Dave might actually be lugging around some unresolved feelings from what he did just after ascending. Which goes to further prove, Ultimate Selves still have baggage. They're not tricksters.

Meanwhile Aradia seems to know where she and Sollux stood perfectly.

Also, Dave is needling Alt Calliope. Just cause they're aligned on taking on Dirk doesn't mean he's okay with how Calliope took over one of Jade's alt bodies.

It would even seem that Calliope is needled in SUCH a way that she's trying to move the trip along. Even though she MUST narrate everything objectively and not leave anything relevant out.

Which means Dave can keep needling her. This is too good!

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> 2885

Uuuuuhhhmmmm... I think that's symbolical.

Unless Calliope was so petty as to launch them into a weeks-long head-over-heels spin. :P

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> 2886

Wow. So they DID get Calliope to switch clothes. Hey, maybe that's why Jade on the other timeline was in another outfit too.

Pfff, Calliope tried to sugarcoat the timeskip, but she ruined it by trying to continue the previous conversation, which Dave immediately picked up on.

And! Calliope is actually engaging with Dave and Aradia! That's remarkable! It seems her fascination with the Time aspect overrules her desire to remain an observer first! And, well, on the other ship her attempts at bonding (over juice and such) didn't really float.

That "BEST KARKAT" mug though.

So, uh, Aradia is now free game to use in your fan adventures, it would seem. She just up 'n left for a couple hundred years. :P Doesn't even matter when, she can probably timetravel back into the other timelines by now, now that's she an Ultimate Self.

Dave's AC thrown into the sun, tssk, tssk.

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> 2887

Aradia picking up Calliope's mannerisms! Alpha Calliope's mannerisms, hilariously.

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> 2888

Yes Dave, now there's two of them. You are surrounded by eternal children.

(I started to wonder from Dave's comment on 2886 - did he in fact still age before becoming his Ultime Self, how ever slightly?)

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> 2889

... Oh, it's a BEST NARRATOR mug. Dave's getting two-timed (*cough*) here, now he knows what Jade felt like with the Karkat's.

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> 2890

This must be when Jade took back control of her body! That must've been a mental whiplash to Calliope. Though she did do a good job dividing her attention over those two "narrative frames".

[telescopic-thunder-claws]

Satisfa[c]tory_A[m]usement((Open  RP))

The loud ticking of  the  nearby clock-tower came to a sudden halt as a small bipedal scrappy bot came out of the steel double  doors of one of the smaller adjoined turrets. The tiny guy carried a hammer that far exceeded  his stature. With a grunt followings several tugs(and one assumed it whistled) it hefted the large mass into the air. All it took was a single swing to send the poor fellow into a nauseating twirl that ended when it finally struck it's target. The  large brass bell gave a loud cartoonish "TWING!" lighting up the entire Amusement park.

"AH--!" a nasally cry ripped through the sky. Frantically the owner of the voice tossed himself from one area to the next,"I'm so late! I'm  gonna  b’late! I'm  already late! I have to prep everything! Ohh--What am I going to do!?" "oH NO.NO.NO N--", Clown man suddenly came to a halt.

Now the park had seen better days. Several years of chipping paint and wear lay heavily upon the  buildings. Streets littered with decade old streamers, broken toy-like bots, unused vendors and of course slowly flickering lights that clung to power desperately. There was an occasional stray balloon here  or there and some  of  the rides just barely worked. Eventually everything  would be in working order like the good  ol' days.

It had nearly slipped his mind. Even with the recent events that had (seemingly) blown over and the various upgrades  to his model, Clown Man had forgotten that he'd been resurrected in a completely different era. This was made odder when one considered that the jester had all but  recently acquired the ruins of what was once his base of operations: the amusement park.

Another loud cartoony "TWING" came from the bell,"AUGH!! I  forgot to keep panicking!"

Today was the the day he told himself.  Today he  would  re-open the park to the public, hopefully get some revenue to fix the totally. not. broken. safe. safe for kids. very  safe.   attractions  that needed it.  Deep down a tiny voice that one  might call the former robot master's conscience attempted to scream at him that this  was all  a huge mistake. That  the park had  allot more  to go before a "GRAND RE-RE-RE-RE OPENING" could happen. Ignoring said sensation, the jester moved to make his rounds.

First stop was  the working food vendors that where manned by smaller lesser robots that he'd  been tinkering with. The aroma(how? he didn't have a nose.) managed to make his mouth water as he could just taste all those yummy treats.  A holy light spotlight flicked on with a pop  and the praises of  "Hallelujah!" upon the dramatic posing  clown!

"This  will  be  the crown of my  empire!"He shouted to  the heavens,"The delicious carnival food fit for reploid gods! Games fit for young and old! The very towers of this land will cry out "WOW CLOWN MAN WHAT  AN AMAZING JOB YOU DID! WOWEE THIS PARK IS AMAZING!" bringing tears  to my eyes as all I can do  is nod! People from miles will come for my popcorn, cotton candy, oil dipped servo-dogs, frosted nut donuts, pizza pie, fresh squeezed fuity beverages,  easy fruit shaved  ice, and appl--"

In the distance  the small bipedal bell-ringer just  shook his  head at the animated performer. Was  anyone  even  paying attention?  who was  the target audience for Clown Man? It couldn't tell and really. REALLY. did not care. One  thing was certain however, he looked  like an idiot to any and all outside sources.

[peinde]

((yeah

- What is your Full name? Include any maiden names, aliases, or nicknames. 3B| My name is Feferi Peixes-Pyrope. Nicknames include Fef...T)(e Princess of Fas)(ion...and...Feffy-Weffy... - When is your birthday? Do you know where you were born and at what time? June 26t)(! I was )(atc)(ed on Alternia, but I don’t know w)(en. - What is your star sign? Do you know your Chinese Zodiac too? I am a Cancer! I’m year of t)(e Rooster. - What is your earliest memory that you can remember? I don’t like t)(inking about my memories, t)(anks. - Where was your childhood home? Was it more urban or rural? I guess you cod say it was rural? Nobody else lived near me, and t)(e only friend t)(at ever came to visit )(ad to fly over. - How was your childhood in general? Did your parents treat you well? Did you have a lot of friends? My lusus treated me reel well! I didn’t really )(ave lots of friends at all. - How was/is school? What is your favorite and least favorite subjects? What were your grades on average? Sc)(ool sucked. - Did you have a best friend growing up? What was their name? Are you still in touch? Vriska 38)! We’re still best fronds and we always will be. - Were you in any cliques? I guess? I )(ave a circle of friends w)(o are pretty stubborn and won’t leave me alone. - Best childhood memory you can recall? ??? - Worst childhood memory you can recall? All of it? - Name an event in your childhood that has shaped you into the person you are today ...I glubbing died. - What is the dumbest thing you have ever done to impress someone? Were they impressed or was it all for naught? I do dumb stuff to impress people all t)(e tide! T)(ere’s a long list, really. - Did you ever have any sweethearts or lovers? Do you have a boy/girlfriend? I’m married and )(ave t)(ree mates. I also )(ave two lovers. - Are you a virgin?

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- Do you ever plan on getting married in your life? Do you want kids? I am married, but I will N-EV-ER )(ave c)(ildren. - Would you rather have your own kids or adopt? How many kids would you want? Wtf? I said no kids??? - Do you think you'd be a protective parent or a relaxed parent? I’d be a “reverse my c)(ildren’s aging so t)(ey Benjamin Button t)(e fuck out of existence” kind of parent. - How would you prefer to pass away? Surrounded by loved ones and at peace, or while doing something heroic? Just obliterate me. - Generally, how healthy are you? Do you get sick or injured easily or are you fit? Due to my powers, I’m in perfect )(ealt)(! - Have you ever been badly injured before? W)(o )(asn’t? - What is the worst injury you have ever gotten? What was it and how did it happen? Were you ever close to death? I mean I’ve died before, does t)(at count? - How many times have you been to the hospital/doctor's? Never? - Have you ever had a concussion or brain injury? Have you ever had amnesia? Of course! amnesia’s a coin flip on t)(e fun scale. Sometimes you spend t)(e entire day finding cute fins you leave lying around, Ot)(er times you wind up in t)(e desert wit)( no p)(one service. - What was the worst illness you ever contacted? Do you know what it was? How long were you sick? I’ve never been sick in my life. - Ever had any extended hospital stays? What for? Nope! - Have you ever had to give yourself or someone else emergency first aid? What happened? O)( yes! It was awful. Vriska was bleeding from 3 big wounds! It only took a bit of )(ealing, but t)(e clean-up took FOR-EV-ER! Plus, it got on my s)(oes. T)(ose were SATIN, Vriska!!! - Are you employed? Where do you work and who do you work for? What do you do? I’m a model. - Are you happy with your current job? O)( yes! - Did you have any previous jobs? What were they and what did you do? ... - Most dangerous thing you have ever done? Anyfin I do is dangerous. - Do you consider yourself a more active person or a more relaxed person? Active. Relaxing’s for squares. - What is your dream come true? How about your worst nightmare? My dream come true is Zi-Zi. My worst nig)(tmare is losing Zi-Zi. - What is the biggest and most important goal you have set for yourself? To make my wife )(appy, no matter t)(e cost. - How persistent would you say you are? How much does it take to get you to give up on a task? I’ll never give up. You could kill me, and I’d still come back! - Would you surrender yourself to your enemies or fight to the very end? Fig)(t until t)(e end. --Enemies only kill you anyway. T)(ere’s no point in begging for mercy. - When do you usually do your shopping? What is currently on your shopping list? I s)(op w)(enever I want! I don’t )(ave a specific list, but I always )(ave a general idea of w)(at to get. - Top three things on your wishlist? I don’t )(ave a wis)(list. - Currently, what is something you want but do not need? Most of t)(e t)(ings I own. - Do you like shopping? What is your favorite thing to shop for? Y-ES I DO! I like s)(opping for clot)(es! - What is the most expensive thing you have purchased? Was it worth it? T)(at’s a toug)( one, but it usually is wort)( it. - What would you do if you were suddenly given one billion dollars out of the blue? Give it back. W)(y t)(e fuck would I need someone else’s money w)(en I )(ave my own? - What would you describe your style of clothing as? Simple, conservative, minimalist. - Do you have any hobbies? Name all of them if you can. Cooking, baking and gardening! - Do you like and appreciate art? What is your favorite piece of artwork? Art is cool, but it’s just not my t)(ing. I do )(ave an original Dali in my guest wing t)(oug)(. - Do you like music? What is your favorite style of music? )(eavy metal is pretty good, but I also really like dance and pop music! - Have you ever seen any musicals? What is your favorite? I t)(ink Roxy took me to sea Cats once. I wasn’t paying attention. - What are your top three favorite animals? What would you say your "Patronus" or "Spirit Animal" is? All of t)(e ones in t)(e sea. - What are your top three favorite colors? Blus)(, lilac, baby blue - What is your favorite season? Do you prefer hotter or colder weather? Do you like snow at all? Summer, )(ot, and s)(ell no. - What kind of flavors do you prefer: Sweet, Sour, Bitter, Spicy, Dry, or Umami (savory meat taste)? Umami, or moby spicy. - Can you cook at all? Yup! - What is your favorite dish? Can you prepare it? Do you have the recipe handy? )(and-blowtorc)(-seared sliced blowfis)(. I can prepare it, and I’ve t)(e recipe memorized. - What is your favorite fruit and vegetable? I really like lettuce. - What is your favorite dessert? What is your favorite type of candy/treat? I don’t like sweet t)(ings. - What is the best thing you have ever had the opportunity to eat? What is the worst? I once managed to eat an entire )(otdog. It was plain and bunless, but very eye-opening. T)(e worst fin I’ve ever eaten was a c)(ocolate bar. - Do you like to drink tea or coffee? Any favorite flavors? Tea! I prefer green, but I’m pretty partial to orange pekoe and pink tea. - Describe your sense of humor. Spongebob Squarepants and dicks. - What is one thing you are justly proud of? My career. I’ve worked )(ard on it. - Do you have any religious beliefs? If not, have you ever been to a church service? ---Ew, no. - What would you say is the worst thing someone has done to you? What is the meanest thing someone has ever said to you? ... - What is the worst thing you have done to someone? What is the meanest thing you have said to anyone? ... - Share the latest entry in your diary/journal. I don’t )(ave one. - What is the most precious thing you own? Is it valuable at all? Somefin given to me by my wife. It’s more valuable t)(an anyone could ever know. - Talk about someone you know. It can be someone you either like or dislike. My wife! S)(e’s beautiful, smart, articulate, cunning, considerate, compassionate, funny, talented and t)(e most perfect person you could ever meet! S)(e’s got t)(e most beautiful body, all squis)(y and curvy wit)( lovely folds. A smile t)(at bot)( terrifies and delig)(ts. ---Eyes t)(at burn wit)( joie de vivre and dept)(. A devilis)( cackle t)(at rings t)(roug)( my ears like music. S)(e’s got t)(e sensibility and wisdom of a monk, wit)( t)(e revenge streak of an assassin gone rogue. S)(e’s stuck wit)( me t)(roug)( all my bulls)(it, and is t)(e only reason I’m alive. I love )(er so very muc)(. - FREE QUESTION ???

[hiccuplovver]

Big Hero 6 How You Met

Tadashi Your Outfit: polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=151142967 You were new at San Fransokyo Institute and were setting up your lab. You got there early and no one was there yet so you had your door open with your light shining down the hallway as your music floated through the air. “Hello?” someone called as they knocked on the door. “Hello,” you said as you turned around and saw a handsome guy about twenty. He was wearing a red t-shirt with a navy baseball hat. His brown eyes smiled at you as your (e/c) orbs processed him. “You're the next student right? Uh… (y/n) (l/n)?” he asked as he stepped into your office. “Yeah,” you said as you turned your music off. “I’m Tadashi Hamada,” he said as he held his hand out to you. You placed your smaller one in his and he shook it. “You're in the lab next door?” you asked recognizing the name you saw on the door next door. “Yeah, if you ever need help don’t be afraid to come over,” he said. “Yeah and just shout if you need help too,” you said as he walked out of your lab. Wasabi Your Outfit: polyvore.com/meeting_wasabi/set?id=151152063 You managed to quietly sneak into your new lab without any of the other students seeing you. Since you're very shy you didn’t like being noticed or around a large group of people. You were bringing in the last box to your private lab when you ran into a wall. “Oh! Sorry there,” a worried voice said as you were lifted off the ground. You looked up into two dark brown eyes and a trim beard. “I-it’s fine,” you whispered as you picked up your box. “I’m Wasabi,” he said with a light blush. “I-I’m (y/n),” you said quietly. “Do you need help with your lab?” he asked. You looked back at him and smiled. “S-sure,” you said as you both walked to your lab. Honey Lemon Your Outfit: polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=151157403 “Woah!” you yelped as you fell to the floor. Your legs were stuck together with some blue goo. “ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!” someone shouted as the sound of feet ran towards you. “My face hurts,” you groaned as someone helped you into a standing position. It was a beautiful blonde girl with large green eyes behind pink glasses. “Well it doesn’t look bruised, still looks good,” she said. “Well yours looks better,” you smirked. She blushed. “I-I’ll be right back with some tools to get you out,” she said before dashing down the hall. “Cool, I’ll stay here,” you shouted after her. You chuckled as she slipped a little, but you fell back on your face. Hiro You’re Outfit: polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=151159504 You were at one of Yama’s bot fights about to go against him when he offered, but a boy about your age with brown eyes and black fluffy hair stepped up and did your sweet and innocent routine before you stepped into your new persona. He won a ton of cash before challenging Yama again. “I challenge!” you shouted before Yama got up to kick the boy’s ass. “Candy Apple?” he asked as you stepped up. “Step aside Yama,” you stated as you took his spot. “You're the Candy Apple?” the kid in front of you gawked. “You’ve heard of me; wonderful! Shall we fight? I have a new bot that I wanna try out,” you laughed. “After you,” he said as he put his money in the pot. You followed suit before tossing a black, shiny, metal apple with a silver leaf. He laughed before you pulled out a small clicker. His bot charged towards yours, but with a small click of a button your apple sprouted tentacles. They grabbed his bot and snapped them into nine pieces before the core popped out and crushed each piece to dust. “Nice match, sorry about your bot, but just looking at you…” you paused as you collected your money, “you’ll make an even better one.” You tossed him the cash he put in. “You won it,” he said. “I’ll take it back when you build a bot that gives me a real fight. Find me then,” you said with a wink before leaving. GoGo Your Outfit: polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=151161944 “Hey new girl!” someone shouted. You poked your head out of your lab and saw a girl working on a yellow bike was staring right at you. “My name’s (y/n),” you shouted back. “Well anyway, I’m going of a coffee run. You want anything?” she asked. You gave her your order, before reaching for your wallet. “Naw, it’s a first day gift,” she said as she walked out of the labs. (Sorry this one was so short, I kinda mind farted on this one) Fred(Zilla) Your Outfit: polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=151162926 Your parents forced you to go to a gala that one of their partners was hosting. You didn’t want to leave your studio or comics, but they made you come and hoped that you would find a rich boyfriend. They wanted you to be with a lawyer or a doctor or even a CEO, but you didn’t care. You just wanted someone who would connect with you and make you laugh. Now you were standing in the corner of the room fiddling with you necklace as another boring speech started. You rolled your eyes and blew a curl out of your face. “Hey nice Natasha Romanoff necklace,” someone next to you said. You looked over and saw a cute guy a little older than you with long sandy hair and sparking blue eyes. “You know Natasha Romanoff?” you asked as you turned to talk with him. “Yes and that the rest of your outfit is Asgardian inspired,” he smiled. “No one else noticed! They all think it’s Greek inspired,” you laughed. “Fred,” he said as he held out his hand. “(y/n),” you smiled as you shook his hand.

[meltyrabbit]

All the flavors :3c

IM SO TIRED I ALMOST MADE A POST TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS ONLY TO REMEMBER I HAD TO GO ANSWER IT THROUGH MY ASKS

chocolate: when was your first kiss?

september 8th 2016 when i first met my boyfriend irl

french vanilla: how old are you?

22

cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?

spain, australia, japan

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?

lol my own as in my first language which is lao

coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?

idk, i barely use any tbh

mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?

not sure depends on the weather

cookie dough: do you play any instruments?

no but i wish :(

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?

The Nights Out (Madeon Remix) - Martin Solveig

butter pecan: favorite songs for life?

ANYTHING MADE BY PERFUME I LOVE THEM AND ALL THEIR SONGS. THERE ISNT A SONG BY THEM THAT I DISLIKE

cheesecake: what's your zodiac sign?

which one? I’m a leo but for the chinese one, I’m a dog

toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?

the beach is prettier c:

chocolate chip: what's your most popular post?

some sketch art of a pokemon gijinka that got like 32 notes

bubblegum: books or movies?

i don’t have time for books so i guess movies

pistachio: manga or anime?

ahhh i havent don’t both of these for a while ;____;

salted caramel: favorite movies?

21 Jump Street & Now You See Me

birthday cake: favorite books?

uhhhhh

moose tracks: favorites for manga?

oh boy i haven’t read some in a long time let me get back to you on that

orange sherbet: favorites for anime?

its a long list :(

peanut butter: favorite academic subject?

history!

black raspberry: do you have any pets?

yes a lovely pupper

mango: when and why did you start your blog?

i made this blog in 2011, but i didn’t start posting till july 31st of that year because my girlfriend at the time wanted me to be active on there

mocha: ideal weather conditions?

overcast pls

black cherry: four words that describe you?

cute gay thirsty meme (I ASKED MY BOYFRIEND TO DESCRIBE ME NO CONTEXT BECAUSE IM BAD AT DESCRIBING MYSELF AND THIS IS WHAT HE CAME UP WITH)

neapolitan: things that stress you out?

reality and money troubles 8))))

raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music?

upbeat pop

chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?

i don’t really eat much candy since i personally don’t enjoy sweets but i guess mike & ikes since thats what i always eat whenever I’m at the movies

toffee: a card game that you're good at?

CARDFIGHT VANGAURD WHEN MY DECK DIDNT SUCK AS THE GAME RECENTLY CAME OUT

lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?

ahhhh not really since my stomach hurts when i do, but I’m trying to force myself to eat one in a while ;____;

dark chocolate: turn ons?

biting, ass grabbing, teasing, being treated like a princess & spoiled as so; THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF RN

fudge: turn offs?

bad personal hygiene

peach: how do you relax?

i dont relax, the only escape i can get is sleep lol

praline: a popular book you haven't read yet?

the divergent series

superman: do you like sweaters?

SWEATER PAWS ARE THE BEAT TBH ALSO SO ARE BOYFRIEND’S SWEATERS BUT MINES WONT LET ME HAVE HIS

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?

coffee hands down

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?

the piano for sure because i always wanted to do covers of songs

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

ALL THE TIME

ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?

MAKE ALL THEM PORN BOT BLOGS TO STOP FOLLOWING ME

blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?

these guys: @multifridgeman,  @dricter​,  @thedivinecloud​, @punkyhime​, @kitsunenoko​, @shsl-unmotivated​, @toshiyaargh​ ,@mayhemchild​ IDK WHO ELSE TO TAG I JUST REBLOG A LOT OF YOU GUYS

almond: favorite mean girls quote?

“Boo, you whore."

butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?

none, i don’t have the patience to paint them

cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to?

a bunch of times after i graduated high school by a lot of my guy friends but they were weird about it so i never followed up on it and an online friend who ended up being my girlfriend for two weeks before i realized i didn’t have mutual feelings for her

blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone?

yeah this nerd @multifridgeman

cappuccino crunch: do you take naps?

way too often lol

mint: the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

at my old work me and one of my co-workers run past each other to take care of a customer and i accidentally grabbed a handful of his crotch

brownie batter: do you like sushi?

yeah i guess

key lime: where do you want to be right now?

cheesy but to hang out with my boyfriend (/w\)

red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?

i need them to see so yeah :c

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?

coffee and matcha