#c.cody

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[christopherpxwell]

@cpxwell

“Cody, what a pleasant surprise. What brings you here?”

[tk-storm]

i had a weirdly detailed nightmare last night

So it was about this spaceship crew on a massive American flag ship orbiting earth. And there was this laser that could target any place on the Earth's surface. And there was this dude who's name was commander Cody and he was in charge of giving out the orders of where to aim the laser.

One day there was an order given over the highly secure comms that said "this is commander Cody, set lasers on *insert coordinates*" and the crew manning the laser was like, "you sure?" and C. Cody was like "yes, prepare to fire".

And right as the laser was ready to fire Commander Cody came into the room and was like "what the hell are you doing?" and the crew was like "following your orders, sir" and he was like "what orders, I didn't give any orders" and over the intercom the person given the orders in an exact replica of C.Cody's voice said "this is commander Cody, you have permission to fire".

And because the person in charge of actually setting off the laser was in a different room the laser fired. C.Cody lost his shit because the were the exact coordinates of DC specifically the capitol, so everybody rushed to the viewing port and zoomed in on the coordinates.But lucky the reason the crew had asked "are you sure" is because they were fixing the lasers from a previous malfunction, and it miss and shot somewhere of the coast. And obviously the capital lost their shite at the flagship. And after being explained what happened they began looking into where the fake C.Cody voice was coming from.

Their first thought was soviet Russia because the world basically was like set in the 60s but also in space, for some reason? So they believed it was some sort of spy.But then they realized that the signals were coming from deep space, well beyond where and fleet from earth would be able to travel. And that the signal was weird and didn't match any of the signal patterns from earth, even foreign or heavily incrypted ones.

But the voice keep contacting them, giving orders and very accurate military commands to target certain places on earth or even other American fleet ships, each time using commander Cody's voice with complete accuracy.Eventually they started asking questions to the voice as a joke like "how's the wife Cody" to which the voice would respond "you know we get divorced in 2003, *insert rank* *insert name*" which was horrifying because it implied 1) that they knew very specific details on C.Cody's life and 2) they knew details about the rest of the crew and could recognize their voices. So the tested how accurate the voice could get. They promoted a private with out entering it into any system or telling anyone else so that only the private and the two other people in the room knew.And when the promoted private talk to the voice a mere seconds later, the voice used his new rank.

All this led to Commander Cody having a complete mental breakdown, because the voice knew things that he had never told anybody else, like how he had nightmares for two years after his dog got run over and how he still missed his ex and other facts like his favorite color, hotel, city, dog breed, etc.And he became incredibly paranoid and started patrolling around the ship with a shot gun saying he was "hunting those alien bastards" and started blaming them for everything that went wrong and started threatening random crew members saying they were in league with the aliens or that they were aliens. And the voice would actively antagonize him throughout all of this, like for literally no real reason, it seemed like it was just doing it for fun.And it would actively encourage C.Cody to kill himself or others or to ram the flagship into New York City or DC claiming that it was the better version of him, and that the voice was the true Cody.

And all the while they were trying to track where the voice was coming from precisely and one day they realized, in horror that the voice was moving.And they triangulated where it would end up.And it was heading for the solar system, specifically earth, specifically the flagship orbiting earth.And there were more signals leaving it, heading throughout the universe.

[casperkrum]

@ Cody

I haven't seen my best friend in Merlin knows how long. Rumor has it he's back on campus and has not even come to see me once... Does he want to get his teeth knocked in?

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This air is getting so thin                     Go down, go down, go down            The honey whiskey's kickin'                                    Go down, go down, go down                           I think I better go, before I try something I might regret                                              I might regret

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How can the birds sing a tuneless song?                               How can they stay in the sky?                  Maybe they're just screaming                                 Maybe it's not music                                                 And it's all a lie

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Here's my confession, I've got a death wish I'm in the fast lane Addicted to excess

Living my best life, I was on top, right Sipping the limelight A deer in the headlights My future used to shine as bright as a diamond Where did time go? I was so high, it was frightening I know I messed up, but there's no use in crying Oh, my dear Lord...

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Again with excuses and generally wastin' my time I’m findin' solutions, just seekin' my peace of mind No hocus or pocus, my focus is drunk on the floor And mumbling something about, "one more!" I'm fallin' across the line Keep punchin' pedals at the amber lights And I cross my heart and hope to die Unless I happen to lie, I Never meant to break my own promises “Oh, one more night”, I said it the last time, “this is the last time.” I'll say it a million more...