#callousgallionic

[commandantcetus-blog]

The Condescension has arrived.

‘I’m here’ 

That was the whole text and even then it was already apparent by the sirens that blared at blasted for her boarding. Everyone was falling over themselves to kiss her ass before she killed them all. It was hilarious. It was made more hilarious by the fact that she had in fact come to pick up Karkat and then turn them into space debris. But they didn’t know that yet. She gazed out over the assortment of prostrating imbeciles. The captain himself was blubbering about a change in times and not expecting her and she was going to take pleasure in the fact that he would soon no longer be a stain her precious empire. 

She was taller then him. Taller than all of them between her heels and her horns. She demanded the height of the tallest one on the ship, then got shoes the appropriate size if her normal ones didn’t suffice. With everyone on there knees she was even taller. She gripped her trident tightly as her fins pressed close to her face. 

She looked around for the mutant that would have had no time to arrive between her text and now. If she was lucky he was in the shower preparing for her arrival and was now dripping wet and completely off balance. She turned to the captain with a snarl, even as her fins fluttered at the thought. “Where the shell, is Karkat Vantas” Her head swiveled as if looking for him. “I told him ta be ready. Is he makoin me wait?”

[causticgibber-blog]

@tipsywitch @callousgallionic @tacentgonoph @askptafrisk @threshprinceofbelair I KNOW I CHECKED OUT ONE OF THESE LINKS ONLY TO BE EXCEEDINGLY DISAPPOINTED. I'M DISAPPOINTED IN ALTERNATE ME FOR EVEN *BEGINNING* TO IMPERSONATE TROLL WILL SMITH BUT THAT OBVIOUSLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT. *ANYWAY* ALL OF YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELFS THAT'S AT LEAST SOMEWHAT INTERESTING. IF I'M ALREADY WASTING MY TIME ON THIS WEBSITE I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT SOMEWHAT WORTH IT.

[xndependent]

> @lordmangaka, @meangreentimemachine, @callousgallionic, @knightofnxthing, @crocker-heir, @fatalroyale, @bxlletwxunds, @lil-calvin, @probonoprivado

Hey guys. I’m Jett. Who’re you?

[tempestattribution]

<==        @callousgallionic

Snorting in amusement as Karkat paced around him, Moira remained settled calmly in his column-- not even bothering to turn his head and follow the mutant’s footsteps. He could see him anyway, his psionics thrumming in the air and crawling across the floors, up the walls and trickling to the ceiling. He didn’t need cameras to see this room, and he certainly didn’t need to twist around for Karkat’s comfort.

"As amusing as you are, that’s not what this is about.” He corrected, a lazy smirk playing across his lips. “You can’t kill me; you’re too soft and I wouldn’t allow it.” He paused for a moment, considering, before he spoke up again-- this time twisting around to peer directly at Karkat’s face, thin lips peeling back into a fang-filled grin, almost ferocious if it hadn’t been playful. “This is a training excersise, for the both of us. You, so you stop eviscerating the limited stock of battle dummies we have, and me, so I can practice fending off attackers while I’m plugged in and they’re too close to lock out.”

[gehennaabsolute]

UH *LOOKS AT DARE POST AGAIN* WELL FUCK. *GIVES THE FUCK UP AND SPRAWLS ON THE NEAREST FLATISH SURFACE WITH A PLANT IN HIS MOUTH.* IS THAT A BULGE IN YOUR SKIRT OR ARE YOU JUST WAITING TO CHAINSAW ME? WAIT, FUCK-!

This Is Definitely A Very Bad Pitch Flirt

I Am Amused Good Try Though

[sugaryexcess]

{{ ?? Drunk text }}

ST: Okokokay, so you’ve got NO~ reason to bereef me, but yoar -Empress is dolp)(initely gonna fuck you up, like real bad, and meanw)(ile )(ere I am, good and pure and willing to accept refugees, my alp)(as are all evil c’mon move in )(ere it’ll be great~

[574rc45m]

@callousgallionic:

WOAH, REALLY?? BUT AREN’T YOU YELLOW? ALL THE YELLOWS I’VE MET ARE LIKE STRETCHED OUT STICKS.

#THATS KINDA FUCKING SURREAL #BUT KINDA COOL

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[tempestattribution]

@callousgallionic

squ11rt, y0u’re b4ck 0nl11ne!

c0ngr4tul4t110ns 0n y0ur  11mpr0vements.

h0w’re y0u h0ld11ng up?

[tempestattribution]

@callousgallionic:

OKAY, I GET YOU NOT WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME BUT I JUST WANNA ADD THAT I’M *NOT* A FUCKING WRIGGLER. I’M 11 FUCKING SWEEPS. BESIDES, WE DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW LONG I’LL LIVE SO WHO KNOWS, IN MUTANT TERMS I MIGHT ALREADY BE OLD.

i’m easily over 72x your age, karkat

plus i knew it’d be funny to see your reaction to me calling you a wriggler so. there you go. thanks for the entertainment.

[tempestattribution]

💀 for a morbid text

[TXT]: 11′m g011ng 2 h4ve 2 kr11ll h11m bef0re she d0es

[TXT]: but.

[TXT]: 11 d0n’t w4nt 2..

[TXT]: f0r the f11rst t11me 11n my ent11re l11fe, 11 d0n’t w4nt 2 kr11ll s0me0ne 11 need 2 kr11ll.

[TXT]: but 11t h4s 2 be d0ne

[TXT]: he’s n0t s4fe here, 4nd we c4n’t le4ve. 11 c4n’t keep )(er 4w4y fr0m h11m

[TXT]: 11 c4n’t keep h11m s4fe

[TXT]: she’ll ru11n h11m 11f 11 d0n’t d0 11t f11rst

And Bonus, unsent text:

[TXT]: he w0n’t feel 4 f11n

[tempestattribution]

A

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible|| fucking hilarious

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way* || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

*he’s a fucking wriggler especially compared to me, sweet jesus, no

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

[tempestattribution]

@callousgallionic

i don’t live in the internet, by the by.

i live in the program of my ship; i’m not even supposed to have a connection passed the communications network among the fleet and the emergency line to my engineeradicators.

the fact that i have internet now is a fucking miracle. the fact that i can use it at all now that i have it is an even bigger miracle. this blog’s the first time i’ve used it in my entire life.

[commandantcetus-blog]

Toy

hmmmmm 

@callousgallionic

Shello? Can you sea me? Did it...‘warn’ you I wanted ta glub? 

[tempestattribution]

☆

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

[tempestattribution]

????

how are you not dead? has she told you why she spared you?

why are you here?

why did you bring her here? is she here to kill you like she did to him?

do you know what happened to him?

do you have any idea who you really are?

[tempestattribution]

ARE WE FRIENDS OR NOT?

There was a long pause where the psion pondered the question, unfocused gaze seemingly settled on Karkat. Then, when he’d decided on what to say, he answered.

“I would say so, unless you have some sort of a problem with being friends with someone older than you are brash.”