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roombagreyjoy · 1 year

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OC: *Has a psychotic breakdown and starts clawing at itself and ripping its hair out, progressively becoming more and more unhinged until it passes out from exhaustion*

Me: Oh no! :( my little scrimblo... blorbito what happened to you :,(

@sharkentine: That's a war criminal, Charlie

Me: –my beautiful baby boy, my precious sweetheart, my pretty little angel, why are you sad my most beautiful and beloved–

#I CARE ABOUT THIS ASSHOLE OKAY. he is canonically pretty.#that's it that's all lol I'm sexualising him to filth. that's the only reason he's valid to me #can't be a war criminal the geneva convention doesn't exist in this universe #our charactera are a mutual love letter between levi and i #because even if sometimes they piss us off we have very carefully ticked some specific boxes to mutually make each other crazy about them #love is stored in the making your OC a character that is going to make the other players so so so fucking feral #anyway. LETUM BABY BOYYYY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAIIIIR #last night was. crazy. so much stuff happened. pyre slept through like 70% of it. lmao idiot ass bitch (honorific)#personal

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