#canadas-googlesearchhistory

[down-with-terf]

What about saying things like before they transitioned? Or when he thought he was a girl (my trans bf said when I thought I was a girl so I think this one might be okay or would it still be a no when referring to another trans person and not yourself) -signed a confused trans person who definitely understands that saying things like back when he was a she or back when they were [deadname] is wrong and awful but is confused about some of these other things

personally, i think “before they transitioned/came out” is the best way to say it, and i wish people said it more often! the second one isn’t too bad, as it doesn’t give an implication that he “actually was a girl” beforehand, but i would say it’s more of something that a trans person should say about themself if they so choose. maybe “while he thought he was cis” would be better to use when referring to another trans person, because it takes the gendered language out altogether while still keeping the original meaning, if that makes any sense? hope this helps!!

-admin john

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

H-hey I kind of um... b-broke my glasses... could you come get me? Please? I-I'm at Illinois' place...

Well that’s no good. I’ll be right over

*bicycles over*

Alright, I’m here. How can I help?

[2pnyofrancesgooglehistory]

Who's the Kid?

@canadas-googlesearchhistory "What the..." Jean placed the wine glass down on the table, nearly gaping in disbelief at who she thought he was. "Hey kid. Ah crap, kid, what's his name...? Matthew!"

[artsbysmarty]

Here’s the prize for @canadas-googlesearchhistory, who won 3rd place in my giveaway!

[nightmaretyrantvantas]

@canadas-googlesearchhistory i painted a picture of some sunflowers wanna see it??

[lepetitanglais-blog]

Zombie boners

Hey, @canadas-googlesearchhistory I am shaming you for making me read that quote with my own two eyes.

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

Dear Netherlands, I love you alot and want to go out with you - Mattie (and not his wingman South Africa)

 @canadas-googlesearchhistory Are you serious?

[plutoisflat]

@canadas-googlesearchhistory I have returned to this

[liechtensteins-google-history]

//Thinking of tags!

//Okay, so last night, I was thinking about having tags for things I post. For interactions, I will have tags for the people I'm interacting with. Fanart reblogs with have the tag 'fanart' and the characters involved.

@nyobelarusgoolgehistory 's tag will most likely be "Jasper is one great dude"

@texas-google-history 's tag will most likely be "The most precious bean there is"

@aks-fandom-stuck / @hawaiisgooglehstory 's tag will most likely be "Haweewee"

@smol-but-tol 's tag will be "Klance Looking Motherfucker"

@canadas-googlesearchhistory 's will "Awesome snake dude"

I have a lot others I'm still working on because I'm shitty with making up nicknames and stuff.

[2pcanadas-googlehistory]

Alright, kiddos. Dad is back for just a moment.

Don’t get too excited. Now that I have your attention, I need to call out some anons.

You might’ve seen what went down with Septimus’s @canadas-googlesearchhistory and the child being thrown at Matthieu.  Anons started calling him a monster for not returning the child. Septimus sent me one of the asks that had been sent in: “You are a monster if you locked the mother out refusing to return the child. We're all anons, we practically look alike anyways. Give the child back. //seriously if you want Matthieu to have a kid so badly make him lay an egg or something.//”

Now, let me tell you how fucked up this shit is.

You’ve gone from attacking the muse to attacking the mun, which is unacceptable. None of you ever did this to me or my Matt whenever he found himself taking care of a child and refusing to return it. The only issue Matt had was with Vik, another muse. So why the fuck are you harassing Septimus like this? This portrayal of Matthieu being protective of the child is 100% accurate and completely fine. There is nothing wrong with what Matthieu is doing. He has stated that he wont give the child up unless you can prove they’re wanted and taken care of. Guess what? That’s what the fucking government does as well. If your child has been taken from you, and put in the care of someone else, you have to prove that you’re not going to be a shithead parent to get the kid back. And here’s a true story for you guys,  Canada doing this is absolutely accurate, I’m living proof.  I’ve been that child. My grandmother took me to Canada when I was a toddler. When she tried returning to the States, The Canadian border thought I looked enough like a missing child, and took me from her until she could prove that I belonged to her. Matthieu protecting and keeping the child is accurate. Matthieu has done nothing wrong. Stop fucking attacking my boyfriend.

[nyo2p-norways-googlesearches]

The google history rules. In image form so that they can be saved and you don't have to write them down every time you want to show someone the rules. @canadas-googlesearchhistory look Yeah I don't get rule 16. Freja just told me to add it the other day? And rule 17 was added by me.

[undiagnosedautismfeels]

Hey so I’m mod pidge, self diagnosed (soon to get an actual diagnosis hopefully), usually low on spoons but I’ll be glad to help out. My personal is @randomblahstuff but you’re more likely to reach me on my main, @canadas-googlesearchhistory. I tend to ramble a lot and I’m not sure what else to do with my incredibly awkward introduction.

[nightmaretyrantvantas]

Tadaaaa! My first official drawing of one of my creepypasta ocs, ticci toby's daughter Tabby Rogers! This is the most detailed artwork ive done in a long time Im gonna try to draw more of her (hopefully) @phantommoonpeople @canadas-googlesearchhistory (i know you both wanted me to post her so here you go

[rav-io]

I’m making an Ouija board and @canadas-googlesearchhistory can’t stop me I shall summon Amamaman

[prettypunkprincess]

38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people?

Idfc by Blackbear: Several people

PonPon: @princessofthebirds You because it’s just so cute, pink, and happy

Stromae - Tous Les Mêmes: @meet-the-mun-kegan for his excessive use of the word “yikes” and infecting others with it why? Because I love the music, and the lyrics are EXTRA salty towards dudes, and that’s how I feel when he uses that word EXTRA SALTY

Shut Up (and sleep with me) by Sin With Sebastian and Pony by Ginuwine: @hygge-dansk   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You’re Going Down by Sick Puppies: @fernweh-sisu because he’s always ready to fight someone...

Remember The Name by Fort Minor: @the-nordic-system I don’t know why that’s just the vibe that they give me as a whole

All I Want For Christmas cover by Lindsy Sterling: @santa-baby-finn because now whenever I hear anything Christmas related I think about her and how she’s secretly Santa and I’m like “When is she gonna tell me what I’m getting for Christmas?”

My Nigga by YG, Jeezy, and Rich Homie Quan: @mr-universe99 @meet-the-mun-kegan @nightmaretyrantvantas @bpdhero @cosmicdildo @careforacuppatea @arthursbasement @onyon-tears @journalisticroman @the-nordic-system @cherry-fizz @princessofthebirds @canadas-googlesearchhistory There are too many people to tag!!! But I think this one is self-explanatory

Seve Deadly Sins By Flogging Molly: @meet-the-mun-kegan @canadas-googlesearchhistory @princessofthebirds @mr-universe99 @nightmaretyrantvantas My fucking Pirate crew

Ascension by Gorillaz (ft. Vince Staples) @cosmicdildo Because the album is space related, and I mean... Drop that ass baby~

For the ones with multiple people, It’s never all at once,(except my pirate crew) but at any given time I’ll think of them when I listen to these songs.

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

*sets a paper and bottle of maple syrup at your door* the paper reads: you're sweeter than maple syrup

Oh, thank you anon. You know, I think I’ll call Canada and see if he would like to have some maple syrup with me

@canadas-googlesearchhistory I have a new bottle of maple syrup we could share if you’d like to come over for pancakes sometime