#cant believe Istredd got to dance with Geralt before Jaskier did

[jaskiercommabard]

But what if what if what if Jaskier was invited to the Thanedd ball and he had a little Sandpipering to do during the melange and he did little dancey dancey whisper whisper with his husband and his boyfriend and his wife what then huh what if all their little fingers brushed while they were dancing huh what then WHAT. Even then.