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pathetic-gamer · 2 months

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stopped at a coffee shop on my way home from the pharmacy to get an americano (ordered one) but they made me two (i only ordered one) and when I pointed out that I only ordered one (they made me two) they said I could just take the extra if I wanted (didn't order it) (I only wanted one) since it would get thrown away otherwise, so I got two americanos (even though I only ordered one) and drank them both (didn't want the second one to go to waste) (I like coffee enough to enjoy two even though i only wanted one) which means I've had like eight shots of espresso (only ordered half that amount) and now I am so smart and handsome and also fast and i can solve any riddle. everyone desires me carnally.

#☕️🥧#<- there is a reason my og post tag is coffee #coffee #plum poem #cant remember if this place does four shots or three per iced americano #tastes like four #which means Thats Actually Too Much Caffeine To Be Healthy

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