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[thearoaceshark]

Remember the polyamorous ship we created out of nowhere in the group a month ago? Well, here are more Incorrect Quotes about them!

Usagi: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Leona: I wrote you a poem.

Usagi, already crying: You did?

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Lotus: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Casey: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Usagi: Stop.

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Leona: I think I'm falling for you.

Usagi: Then get up.

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Leona: Are you ready to commit?

Casey: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Leona: Do you want to know your gay name?

April: My... my gay name?

Leona: Yeah, it's your first name-

April: Haha. Very funny Leona-

Leona: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

April: Oh- oh my god.

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Leona: Can you cut me some slack, Lotus? I’m sort of in love.

Lotus: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Leona: I’m in love with you.

Lotus: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Leona: I have feelings for you.

Usagi: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Leona: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Usagi!

Usagi: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Casey: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Usagi: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Lotus: We have fun, don’t we, Usagi?

Usagi: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Lotus: How do I make a date really romantic?

Casey: Be mysterious.

Lotus: Okay!

*later, while on a date with April*

Apeil: So where are we going?

Lotus: None of your fucking business.

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Lotus: So, I heard you like bad girls… I time travel in Animal Crossing.

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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Lotus: Death penalty.

Casey, from the gallery: Lotus, it’s just a parking ticket.

Lotus, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

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Usagi: Come on, Lotus. Nobody actually believes that April is in love with me.

Lotus, to the rest of them: Raise your hand if you think that Apeil is helplessly in love with Usagi.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Usagi: April, put your damn hand down.

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Leona to Lotus: First rule of battle, little big one... don’t ever let them know where you are.

Casey, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!

April: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.

[thearoaceshark]

I made a card with all the members of the ships (it can be read as a polyamorous relationship or as each ship individually).

Here is the original card if you want to make your own.

[thearoaceshark]

Incorrect Quotes of all my ships with transfem Leo in a polyamorous relationship (Leona x Usagi x Casey x April x Lotus). (These are my own versions of the ships, but in a parallel universe where they all ended up in a relationship together. Everyone is of legal age when they start their relationship, and the biggest age difference is Casey and Lotus for two years)

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Lotus: I’m in love with you.

Leona: We called off the prank war last night at midnight.

Lotus: I know.

Leona: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Casey: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Leona: That's great, Casey.

Usagi: Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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Casey: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Leona: Aren't you forgetting something?

Casey:: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Leona's forehead before running out.*

Leona: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Usagi: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

April: It was autocorrect.

Usagi: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me"?

April: Yes.

Usagi: A shame, I was going to do it.

April, taking her to the room: Say no more.

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Leona: Relationships should be 50/50. April cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Casey: Pros and cons of dating me.

Casey: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Casey: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Usagi: I want to kiss you.

Lotus, not paying attention: What?

Usagi: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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Casey: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Usagi: But, darling.

April: We'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Casey: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Leona: Is it working?

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Casey: I fell—

Lotus: From heaven?

Casey: No, I literally fell—

Lotus: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Casey: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Lotus: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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*Leona is crying after a breakup*

Usagi: There there, Aoi.

Leona, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Usagi: Great question—

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Lotus: Are you trying to seduce me?

April: Why, are you seducible?

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Casey: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Lotus: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Casey: I don't know, surprise me!

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April: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Usagi: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Leona: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Lotus: Hi.

Leona: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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Casey: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Leona: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Casey: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Leona: You wouldn’t?

Casey: I mean, unless you want to-

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Lotus: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Casey: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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April: Sis-

Usagi: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Usagi: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me sis??

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Casey: The stars are so beautiful...

Leona: They're just giant balls of gas.

Casey: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Leona: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Casey: Oh...

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Lotus, sweating: Leona, there’s something I need to ask you-

Leona: Finally! You’re proposing!

Lotus: How’d you know?

Leona: Lotus, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Leona: I even picked it up once.

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April: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Casey: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

April, already taking off their clothes: God, Casey, you’re so fucking stupid.

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April: Wow, they really hate us.

Casey: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Leona: But we’re not gay, Casey.

Lotus:

Usagi:

Casey: We’re not?

Leo: No, you, Usagi, and I, we are bi. And Lotus and April are pan.

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Casey: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Usagi: I have a katana in that closet beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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Casey: Did it hurt when you fell-

Leona: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Casey: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Leona: ...

Casey: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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