#captain magnum x gn!reader

[callmegkiddo]

Captain Magnum x Male or GN Reader

-@wilfywarfy

Lets be honest with ourselves old man,

We need more male readers in the fanfic department-

It was a rough day out at sea, with the breeze warm and the air fresh and tasting salty. There at the wheel of the ship, stood Captain Magnum, the head of the SS Magnus. He, alongside his trusty first mate, S/o, manned and sought out for treasure. With their eyes on the prize, no one could stop them from becoming the number 1 sea dwellers around the globe.

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It was around afternoon, and the main deck was bustling with activity and songs. John, the last first mate was playing the coordain, while Lassie was playing the tambourine. The rest of the crew danced and sung to their hearts content, celebrating yet another successful treasure hunt.

S/o was dancing away, singing shanties and throwing gold doubloons to the crew. Their laughter rang out in the air, making some of the crew swoon from their handsome(and or beautiful hehehe) looks and baritone(and or soprano) voice.

The captain, Magnum, was off to the side, drinking a hearty drink of rum, held tightly by his giant paw like hands. A soft smile grazing his lips as he stares adoringly at his first mate. No, not just first mate, his only mate...

His eyes become lidded, letting them wander as he observes every part of S/o. His heart thrumming against his chest like a drum as thoughts of romance bloom.

He sighs, closing his eyes and takes a swig of rum. Percy, the scrawny crewmate came trotting over to the giant behemoth of a man. He knocks on Magnums log legs, the captain, looking down at him with question.

“You enjoyin the view of dem aren’t ya, captain?” Said Percy, his tone teasing as he watches Magnum’s cheeks flush with red. The tall captain looked away with defiance, huffing like a school girl. “Yeah yeah, so what if I was? Ye don’t wannu mop the deck now do ya?” He interjects back, his tone playful but threatening.

Percy sweat drops as he laughs nervously, making a mock salute, he turns on his heal and shuffles back to the circle, covering his face as he silently regrets his decision.

Magnum chuckles, but catches sight of S/o, the handsome man waved at the captain with fervor, his smile beaming at the giant bear man. He feels his heart skip a beat, smiling back, he raises his drink. And with slight clumsiness, the first mate was able to grab his drink and raise it back at the captain.

Both give each other a love stricken look, their smiles turning dreamy, their eyes, having become lidded with affection and adortion.

How they have fallen for each other...

[orange-waterfalls]

Hugs From The Captain!

Captain Magnum x gn!reader

A/N: hi. it's me. i'm not dead! which is an awful surprise considering the amount of people who WROTE MY OBITUARY yesterday, PREEMPTIVELY in case I did die. but i didn't! so suck on that.(yes this is a markiplier quote no I do not remember what video) anyways here's a soft Magnum fic with a lil angst. as a treat. after fucking MONTHS. I have been kind of experimenting? with like more banter or realistic type of dialogue. just like. lemme know if u think it's good. Rated T for cursing. Fluff and sort of angst. Uhhhh tw: self-doubt, tw: guns, tw: alcohol, tw: drugs. Reader doesn't like. Use guns. Or drink. Or do drugs. Uhhhh I think that's it enjoy!!!

Word Count: 2.8k

Hugs From The Captain!

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“Good job, matey!” Magnum yells out when you drop a large sack of coins on the ground. You breathe heavily and your arms are shaking, but by God you carried that shit onto the ship. In the middle of a gunfight, no less!

You don't respond, preferring to hit the deck as bullets continue to fly. You cover your ears with your hands and squeeze your eyes shut tight. No matter how long you'd be on this ship, you were sure you'd never get used to this part. You don't know how long you were on the floor, but when you looked again, two other crewmates were on the floor as well and it was silent. You scramble to your feet and look around, sighing when you notice the other ship sailing away.

"Good job, Y/N!" One of your mates says loudly, still on their stomach on the floor. Ah, yes. Gunshots. Ringing in the ears. Love it.

“Thank--!” You’re cut off with a squeak as Magnum squeezes you in a giant bear hug.

“Aw, you’re doin’ fantastic! That was wonderful! I never thought I’d have such a great first mate!” He turns to another crewmate. “...no offense”

“Some taken…” he sighs and rests his cheek in his hand.

"Mag-" you can't finish before you wheeze a breath out, and the captain takes that as a sign he should put you down. He does, holding your shoulders as you sway, and brushes you off a bit.

"Apologies… I get a bit excited," he flushes.

"You're-" you clear your throat, "you're fine."

"Anywho, let's all celebrate tonight! I have some o' that fancy whiskey in me cabin!" He suggests.

"Fancy?" You croak.

"Ya know. Fancy! The bottle actually has a label on it!"

"Right… uh, sure. We can do that. Ok."

"Fantastic!" He reaches out for another hug but freezes when you flinch away. He plays it off by grabbing a rope and telling the crew what to do.

You sigh in relief. You love the guy, you do, but goddamn he is strong. Sometimes a hug is a bit too forceful. You were sure he's cracked a rib before.

You stand next to him, waiting for him to let you know what you can do, but he just smiles and sets a hand on your head.

"Ye were wonderful today. Yer arms must be tired. Ye should go rest," He explains.

"What? No, I'm fine!" You put your hands on your hips. He squints at your arms, and you look down and notice they're shaking. You let them drop.

"Mm. Go rest," he instructs and you cross your arms before sulking away to your room.

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You lay on your bed completely still. You'd been in this position for the past 4 hours. It had gotten dark and you were sure you missed dinner.

Ok, fine, your arms hurt before.

But now you couldn't feel your body at all. Everything was completely numb. Maybe carrying a giant bag of gold coins that was nearly the same size as you wasn't the best idea.

You hear the door creak and your heartbeat speeds up but you literally do not move a single muscle.

"Mate? Y'alright?" Magnum asks. You groan in response. That was supposed to be a "yeah". He walks over to your bed and you manage to move your neck a bit to look up at him.

"I have a feelin' yer bein' dramatic." He chuckles, a deep sound that echoes through your room.

"How dare you," You whisper, your throat hoarse.

"It can't be that bad."

"Not everyone is a seven foot tall mass of muscle."

"There's a bit I'm pudge in here too, don't worry."

"Whatever."

"We're celebratin'. Ye wanna come or are ye gonna lay here for another 6 hours?"

So it was 6, not 4.

"Magnum, boss, cap, mate, I don't think I can fucking move, much less dance with you people." Because whenever there's drinking, there will be dancing. You've been here long enough to know that is a fact.

"Here, I have an idea."

"Wha--" He lifts you up like you weigh nothing and you feel your face heat up a bit. He pulls you into a bone crushing hug. Literally. You hear and feel your back crack in several places. He drops you onto your feet and, again, you sway a bit, and again, he steadies you. You stretch your limbs, sighing.

"Uh… thanks. Still don't think I can dance, though..." You scuff the floor with the toe of your boot.

"Eh, thas alright. Ye can sing, can't ye? Ye know a few shanties?" He asks.

"... a few…" You say with a smile.

"Good! I'm sure they'll love to hear ye," He gently sets a hand on your shoulder. He sets it gently on purpose. You know because he was about to slam it down with a force that would probably dislocate your shoulder, but stopped a few centimeters away and made sure to let it down soft.

"Mm. We going now?" You pat the hand on your shoulder.

"If ye want."

"Bet. Let's go."

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After an hour or so, you had exhausted your voice and all the shanties you knew. Magnum was right, the other crewmates were very excited to hear you sing. They even chanted beforehand. As soon as they recognized the songs they joined in they joined in. They started dancing after a while, too.

You're sitting by a light in the corner, sipping your drink. They're having a lot of fun, and you can't help but smile. You feel… safety. Comfort. Affection. Love.

You love these people. This is your family. This is a group of people who you might have never known if your life had gone just a bit differently. You thanked whatever being is out there in the universe for giving you this… family. This feeling of pure joy.

You hear loud creaking towards you as Magnum approaches. You tilt your head back to look up at him behind you.

"Oi. Ye alright?" He inquires in a voice much quieter than you're used to.

"Yeah, I'm good," You say, matching his volume.

"Ye were actin' like we were goin' ta haveta saw yer arms off," He teases.

"I thought you were!" You defend jokingly.

"I'da been the one to do it."

"Woulda given me a cup of beer and said 'it's basically an anaesthetic'."

"Well, of ye drink enough…" you both chuckle. You look down at your drink and swish it around in your cup a little. You can feel him staring at you and it starts to make you uncomfortable.

"What is it?" You snap a bit on accident. He frowns. "Sorry…"

"Ye sure yer alright?" You groan loudly in annoyance.

"Yes! I am absolutely sure, 100%--"

"Tell me and I'll buy ye a treat next time we get to shore." You both stare at each other for a moment. Your arms are in midair since you were cut off from your dramatics. He had an eyebrow raised and was looking at you suspiciously. You drop your hands onto the table.

"I feel useless." You say bluntly.

"Wha? Why? Did someone say somethin'? I'll shoot them out o' me cannon right now!" Magnum panics.

"See, this is why I didn't want to tell you!" You sigh and fall back in your chair.

"Wha d' ye mean?" He furrows his eyebrows.

"There's no… nobody said anything, I just… I got a bag. One bag!"

"Aye! An' that was very--"

"Mags, they each got at least two. Some even had three. You got seven. Plus a chest."

"Ok, so we're a little… little stronger than ye, what about it?"

"I'm not… useful to you! I'm not as strong, I'm not good in a gunfight, I can barely talk my way out of anything--"

"Ye talked John out of his potatoes."

"I thought his name was Jack?"

"Eh, he-he never corrects anyone. I called him James the other day and nothin'."

"Huh. But that doesn't count. I know him."

"Ye are useful, and even if ye weren't, yer a valuable… valuable? Yea, valuable member of this crew. I haven't seen 'em dance this much in months. I haven't smiled this much in months. Ye are a very important part of me ship. Crew. Me crew."

"...Mags, are you drunk?"

"Not the point. Wha I'm sayin' is we love ye and now we're attached and ye can never leave."

"Ah, I see. C'mon. Bedtime," You stood up and walked over to Magnum, putting a gentle hand on his arm. He squints at it.

"No," He looks up at you.

"Mags…" You warn.

"No," He crosses his arms and leans back.

"Magnum," You cross your arms. Is he really doing this right now?

"Call me captain," He smiles brightly.

"...I'm not doing that," You can't help but smile back.

"Please?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Why do you want me to?"

"I like it."

"Ok, Mr. authority complex."

"Stop psychoal… psychoan… psy--"

"Psychoanalyzing."

"Yeah that."

"Only if you get to bed."

"...bah."

"Bah, yourself. Stand up."

"I'm a lil tipsy, it's fine." He says, swaying a little. You put your hand back on his arm and he stares at it as you lead him to his cabin.

"You'll thank me in the morning when everyone has a pounding hangover and you just have a headache." You pat his arm.

"Mm. Mate?" He asks, still staring at your hand.

"Yeah, Mags?" You open his door and let him walk in. He looks at you standing in the doorway with this… weirdly soft look on his face.

"...I love ye." He whispers. Ok, that was way too quiet and a very uncharacteristic thing to say.

"Love you too. You're drunk." You repeat.

"I know. I still love ye."

"Thank you. Go to sleep."

"Cuddle?"

"No, you smell like whiskey."

"Please?"

"No. Love you. Go to sleep."

"G'night."

"Night."

--

"Morning, everyone." You smile over your cup at the tired and annoyed faces that walk through the door. Some mumble a "good morning" back, some only give you a wave, some straight up ignore you. Magnum walks in, visibly doing better than the others, and makes his way to you.

"Uh…" He scratches his beard.

"Hm. Let me guess…" you tap your chin with a finger and raise your eyebrows.

"...thank you." He sighs.

"Called it," You tilt your seat back and put your feet on the table.

"Yeah, yeah…" He grumbles.

“Sleep well?” You sip your drink.

“Eh… yeah…” He says after a couple seconds.

“That’s a hesitation I hear,” You raise an eyebrow.

“Mm… dream was a… a little bad…” He sits in a chair across from you.

“Bad? Bad how?” You tilt your head, and the look he gives you isn’t a very good one.

“Eh, jus’… jus’… mm…”

“Don’t wanna talk?”

“Not… really…”

“Ok. Coffee?”

"Aye." You stand up and get another cup of coffee with a little bit of sugar and some whiskey and hand it to him.

"... sugar 'n whiskey…" he says, surprised for some reason.

"Yeah. You like it that way, right?" You ask, worried you'd gotten it wrong.

"Aye, aye I do…"

"...is something wrong?"

"...no. Nothin'."

"You… sure?"

"Aye."

"Ok… I'm gonna… go see if the others want anything." He nods as you walk away.

That was. Very weird.

You shake your head and walked up to John. James. Whatever.

"Mornin'... Joseph." You say experimentally.

"Mornin', Y/N." He smiles. So, he just answers to anything. Great.

"Need anything? Coffee? Food? Drugs?"

"Why would we need drugs?" Another mate asks.

"For your hangovers, duh." You clap your hand on Jim's (Jake's?) shoulder. "Don't worry, I'll spike your drinks." They all thank you at different energy levels as you leave to get their individual cups of coffee. You feel someone staring at you and turn to see Magnum gazing at you from his seat. He clears his throat and turns away once you see him. You sigh and distribute the cups among the crewmembers. One of them stares at you as you hand them a cup.

"What?" You ask defensively.

"He's in love with you." She comments.

"Yeah, I know…" you sigh and sit down at her table.

"You know? What do you mean you know?!"

"I mean, I know!"

"Do you like him back?"

"That's a difficult question."

"What does that mean?"

"It means I love him a lot but he's a greedy bastard with an authority complex and he hugs way too hard."

"The hugs are not that bad." You give her a look. "Ok, yeah, they are."

"Uh-huh."

"You could… teach him how to hug and see where that gets you?"

"I think I'd hurt his feelings if I suggested that."

"Then just… hug him!"

"What? No!" You whisper-shout to get your point across but also make sure Magnum doesn't hear you.

"Why not?!" She whisper-shouts back.

"That's… weird! I don't give hugs! Hugs are not a thing I give! I get hugs I do not give them!" You both stare at each other for a minute.

"You're touch starved," she raises an eyebrow.

"No shit, so is he."

"One hug! That's it!"

"I refuse."

"I'm sure it'll make him happy!" You pause, thinking about it. He did seem a little upset when you flinched at him. You glared at the pirate and she gave you a shit-eating grin back. She knew what she was doing. Fuck.

"One hug." You hold up your finger to emphasize the point.

"That's all I ask." You point at her and stand up from your seat. You walk over to Magnum. He looks up at you, eyes widening for a moment.

"First mate." He nods.

"Captain," You nod back, "Can we talk?"

"...uh."

"Just real quick? Somewhere private?"

"Uhhhh."

"Magnum."

"Ok. Yea, we can… do that." You nod and began walking towards his cabin. After a couple steps you realize he's not following you and turn around. There he is, sitting at his table.

"Mags?"

"Hm? Oh! Comin'."

He makes his way over to you and enters his cabin. You enter afterwards, shutting the door behind you. You look at him, this 7-and-a-half foot giant of a man, fidgeting. Nervous. You squint at him. How are you gonna go about this?

"You hug too hard." You state. He frowns and drops his hands to his sides.

"Oh…" He says, sounding disappointed. Fuck hurting his feelings, he was gonna hurt your organs, goddamn.

"You need… you gotta be softer. More-More gentle. Like… like, uh…"

"I'm not sure I can--"

"Here, lemme-just…" you shuffle over to him and wrap your arms around his torso. You feel him tense up under your touch. You lay your cheek on him and just squeeze your arms a little. You can't reach all the way around, but it seems to be working pretty well for what you can do. His arms are just frozen in the air, and he keeps moving them just a little, like he wants to hug you back but can't. You inhale a little and smell gunpowder, wood, and coffee. It's a comforting smell, mostly because it's just his, and you can't help but squeeze a little tighter and nuzzle into him. His breath hitches and his heartbeat speeds up. You grin.

You're fucking with him. Not on purpose, but it's happening.

You finally pull away after a few minutes, giving one final squeeze to his midsection before finally stepping back. You look up at him, an innocent smile on your face. He just stares down at you, a blush on his face. His eyes are a little foggy, and you start to get a little worried. Maybe that was… too much, too fast.

"Mags? You okay?" You whispered. He seems to snap out of whatever trance he's in at that because he sucks in a breath and drops his arms.

"Aye! I'm alright! I'm going to uh… go now!" He announces loudly and stomps out of his cabin.

You chuckle as you watch him walk robotically over to the front of the ship, almost tripping over himself and yelling at anyone who laughed. You sigh, shaking your head and sitting on his bed.

You'd wait until he told you about his feelings. You'd wait until he was ready. You could do that... You could do that.

You look out the door again, seeing the crew all working, and him just standing at the wheel. He has a dopey, crooked smile on his face and his hands keep twitching like he can't contain himself. He catches your eye and looks at you. You stick your tongue out and scrunch up your face. He smiles wider and it looks like he chuckles. He looks away, embarrassed. You smile again before standing up and leaving his cabin, planning to ask what you can help with.

Hugs are good enough for now.

[ijwrff]

How about a Yandere Captain Magnum? Theres no yandere fics for him.

A yandere captain? Yes please. I have also realized there's no yandere fics for him and that needs to change! So thank you for requesting this, I had a ton of fun writing it!

There you were, just floating on a piece of wood from your ship. It had been a rough storm, honestly you were lucky to be alive. You just wanted to go fishing…but you went too far out. Now you were at the mercy of the vast ocean, with no idea if you’d find land or not. 

It seemed like hours, and the sun was beginning to set. Then, you saw a ship in the distance, approaching you. 

“HEY! HELP! PLEASE!” You called. 

To your astonishment, it seems someone heard you. The ship came closer and closer, and soon you were being hoisted up by a rope. 

“Don’t ye worry, we got ye.” 

Wait…as you were being pulled up, you saw the face of someone wearing a captain’s hat. Were they…pirates?!?!

Of course, just your luck, you were being saved by a group of pirates. 

“I…I’m sorry. Could you drop me off at the nearest island? I won’t cause any trouble!” Maybe you could bargain with them. If you could just stay calm until you got to the next island, you could find help and get back to your home. 

But it didn’t seem like they would help. It was a small crew, and they were all staring at you. 

“P-please! I just need to try and get back home.” You pleaded, bowing to show gratitude for saving you in the first place. 

The captain spoke up, “Aight lads, let's take this one to THAT island. Set a course for there!” 

What did he mean by THAT island? Hopefully…there were people there to help you. You didn’t want to be stuck with pirates for long…who knows how they wanted you to repay your debt for them saving you. 

You flinched when the captain patted your shoulder, “Until we get there, ye can explore the ship!” 

“T-thank you!” Was all you could say. 

It took a few days to get to whatever island you were heading towards, and in that time, you got closer with the captain. He was actually a kind person, who just wanted to explore the world and find treasures. 

His name was Captain Magnum, and he seemed to grow fond of you as well. He would even try to cook you meals you’d like, and you spent a lot of time sparring with him, or just staring out at the ocean in awe. 

You slept in the master bedroom, and he slept…somewhere with the crew. 

The weird thing about the crew was…sometimes you didn’t see them. You wondered where they went, but oftentimes you would be alone on the deck with the captain. 

“Aye! We be almost there! Are ye ready?” The captain said as you saw the island in the distance. 

In an instant, the crew was ready to sail to the island that was growing closer and closer. 

“Captain…be ready for what?” The way he said it was unnerving. 

He simply laughed and didn’t answer. Now that was odd. 

You saw the island as you got closer, it seemed abandoned. No other ships, and trees everywhere. 

How would you get home if you were going to an abandoned island? What did the captain have in store for you at this particular island…?

“Now…ye ready for the game?” The captain stood behind you as you looked out at the island. 

“The…game…?” You didn’t like the sound of this. 

The ship arrived at the island, and was stationed at the beach in no time at all. The anchors were set, and the crew was slowly coming down onto the shore. 

One of the crew members laughed, and helped you down. “Of course, the game. You run, if we catch you…you’re ours.” 

Your expression turned fearful, and you looked at the captain to see if he was serious. He was. 

The captain smiled, and set a hand on your shoulder, “Ye best get going. Ye only get 10 seconds of a head start. If ye can make it to the other shore across the island…ye can go home.” 

That was all you needed to hear. So you ran. 

But despite seeing the island to be rather small, you just couldn’t reach the other shore, as if the island went on for miles and miles. 

You heard the crew running to catch up to you, and before you knew it several pairs of hands were pulling you back. 

“NO! LET ME GO!” You screamed. Turning to see the crew…they didn’t look human anymore. They looked almost like…skeletons. 

That only made you thrash against them harder, but to no avail. They pulled you back, and back, now looking like skeletons fully. 

You were pulled to the ship, that was disproportionately close considering how far you thought you ran. 

The captain was waiting, as if he was expecting you. 

The skeleton crew pulled you over to be right in front of the captain. “Please…let me go.” It was in vain, and the captain tisked. 

“Ye didn’t win the game. Ye be ours now, little y/n.” He reached out his arms, and pulled you into a hug, the skeleton hands no longer on you. 

Tears began to form, and you wondered…if all of the crew was dead…does that mean he’s going to kill you?

Captain Magnum held your hand, leading you back onto the ship. This felt wrong…you needed to get out of here. But something about the island told you that you wouldn’t find help there. 

He led you to his room, and laid you down on the bed. Instead of leaving though, he laid on the bed with you. He pulled you close, with your head resting on his chest. 

You tried to pull away from him, but for some reason…you were just so tired. You couldn’t resist the thought of getting sleep, even if you were in bed with a captain of a pirate ship. 

You closed your eyes, and tried to welcome sleep. You opened them when you felt the captain rub your back. And you saw…your skin was changing. 

So you really were dying, cursed to be a ghost on a ship you hated to your core. 

Before you fell asleep, you heard the captain. 

“I said don’t ye worry. You be safe with me. My little y/n…”

[invaderdoom78]

Captain Magnum x GN mer-reader

They were playing Disney music at work today so have a Little Mermaid esk Captain Magnum x reader thing

“I’m gonna beat you guys!” Meryler said as you, Mark, and the Gongoozler swam towards a sunken ship

“Say’s you,” Mark said, gaining on his friend

You and Gongoozler were more than content to go at a leisurely pace. That was until Mark and Meryler were about to reach the ship and Gongoozler shot out between the two, making it to the ship before either.

“And the winner is me!” Gongoozler cheered raising his fists in victory

“Boo” both Mark and Meryler jeered as you joined the group

“Come on guys” You said “I obviously won here”

“Sure,” Mark said, breaking open a hole in the side of the ship so you all could swim through it “let’s go”

“Why’re we doin’ this again?” Meryler asked as you all began looking around “this is just a bunch of human junk”

“All I’m seeing is a bunch of free stuff,” You said, opening up a chest finding nothing

“What the hell’re we supposed to do with this?” Mark asked holding up an old tobacco pipe

“I dunno” You shrugged, moving over to literally rip open some rotting desk drawers “what about this?” you pulled out a letter opener

“Ok,” Meryler said “that’s pretty cool”

“Right!”

“What about this?” Gongoozler asked, holding up a pummel horse

“No,” the three of you said at the same time

“Too bad,” Gongoozler said, holding it closer to him “I’m keeping it”

“You guys think Amy will like this?” Mark asked holding up a porcelain statue that had its arm broken off

“Yeah,” Meryler said as the sound of music reached you and your friends “what’s that?”

Looking up all four of you saw a large ship floating by above you through a large hole in the ceiling.

“How much you wanna bet the boat sinks?” Gongoozler asked looking at his friends “y/n?”

The three of them looked around for you but, you were gone; already swimming up to the boat.

“Y/n!” Mark called out

Swimming up to the surface you looked up at the ship in amazement, watching as the people on board celebrated, what you weren’t sure, but you wanted to know. Swimming up to the side of the ship you climbed up the side until you were at the top, peeking in at the camaraderie of the crewmates. Then you saw him, towering above them all was, who you presumed to be, the captain.

“Twas quite the haul today, Cap’in,” one of the crewmates said, raising a mug in the air

“It was,” Magnum said

“Y/N?” Mark yelled, using the clicks and squeaks that made up the mermaid language so that if the pirates did hear them they would think it was just a pod of dolphins

“What?” You asked not looking away from Magnum

“What do you see?” Mark asked

“A bunch of pirates,” You said, looking down at them, “one of them’s really handsome”

“Are you talking about that really tall and hairy guy?” Meryler asked

“Yes”

“That’s a tall man right there,” Gongoozler said, astounded that he could clearly see the captain from where he was in the water

“Yeah,” You said as the wind started picking up

“We should probably head back now,” Meryler said, taking note of how the sky was starting to darken with the threat of a storm and it was no fun to swim in a storming sea

“You guys go on I’ll catch up with you”

“Alright” Mark sighed, he and Meryler diving into the water

“Be careful” Meryler said

“No one will find you if you’re too deep into the sea,” Gongoozler said, inhuman, before diving under the water as well

Rolling your eyes you waved your friends off before turning back to watch the captain when you noticed that he was now looking in your direction. You froze unsure if he saw you or not. The two of you looked at each other for a bit before Magnum started walking over to where you were hiding.

“Looks like storms pickin’ up cap’in,” the first mate said getting Magnum's attention away from you

“It appears so,” Magnum said looking up at the sky “set sail for the nearest island. We’ll settle in there till it blows over”

As Magnum was talking to his first mate, you took the opportunity to jump into the ocean, swimming as fast as you could hoping that you’d be able to catch up to your friends.

A couple of weeks had passed since you’d last seen Magnum and his crew; despite having only seen him for a few minutes you found yourself thinking about him more than once, wondering if you’d ever see him again and if he was safe at sea. Occasionally, Mark and Meryler would tease you about falling for a human, but it was all in good fun especially since a lot of your fellow mer-folk seemed to be throwing themselves at you in an attempt to win your affections. Despite the teasing they seemed to be supportive of you, especially Gongoozler, who came swimming up to you in a tizzy one day, demanding that you follow him. He gave you absolutely no explanation for what he was doing as he lead you back towards the sunken ship you’d been exploring when you first saw the captain, taking you past it to an island. From where you were in the water you could see that a familiar ship was anchored near it.

“How long have they been here for?” You asked

“They docked today,” Gongoozler said as the two of you swam up to a gathering of rocks so you could watch them

Apparently, this was the island they’d found shelter from the storm on and Magnum had decided to take claim of it as a home base for him and his crewmates. The rocks you and Gongoozler had chosen to hide in were the perfect distance away to be able to hear what the pirates were saying while still being far enough away that you would be able to remain hidden if they were to look out to the sea, or so you thought. Magnum had spotted you.

He’d been on the lookout for you the moment he brought his crew back to the island wondering if what he’d seen that night was real or if he’d just been seeing things. He knew better than to let the crew know and cause a panic, or make it obvious to you that he knew you were there, but he couldn’t stop himself from marveling at your beautiful and/or handsome face. Despite knowing that he and his crew were being watched Magnum decided to give his crew a bit of a break and stay on the island for a few days, giving you ample opportunity to work out your crush by watching the captain but it didn’t work; your affections only grew.

After they left you’d stop by the island a few times every month to see if they’d come back, but they didn’t for at least five months. One day as you and Mark were out for a swim together a storm started forming so the two of you decided to wait it out on your rocks by the island. While the two of you waited it out Mark spotted Magnum's ship a few miles out from the rocks, barely managing to stay afloat in the raging waters as they tried to get to their island.

“Hey, Y/N,” Mark said over the wind “isn’t that the ship?”

“Huh?” You asked, climbing up the rocks so you could see over them “yeah, that’s him”

“Looks like they’re having some troubles,” Mark said as a bolt of lightning struck the sails of the ship causing them to catch fire

The two of you watched in horror, at least on your end, as the fire spread and the crew jumped into the waves, many of them getting pulled under, while Magnum cut the ropes that held the rowboats so that anyone who wasn’t pulled under had a chance. Once all of the boats were in the water Magnum was about to join the rest of his crew when the banister that held the sails cracked and bashed him in the back of the head sending his unconscious body into the water. Gasping you swam as fast as you could through the debris and bodies to the quickly sinking pirate captain. Grabbing hold of his arm you took him back to the surface, planning on taking him to his island when you realized that you wouldn’t be able to keep him above the water on your own.

“Mark” You screamed over the wind, flapping your tail as hard as you could “Mark. I need some help here!”

“Coming” Mark screamed back diving into the water so he could swim to you

Grabbing hold of Magnum’s other arm he helped you swim him to the island, the both of you exhausted by the time you reached the beach. Thankfully, the storm was starting to die down so you weren’t being pelted by rain and wind as you rested, the sun also started to shine on Magnum’s face, causing him to slowly start waking up. He’d heard many tales of mermaids so he kept still, just barely cracking his eyes open so he could see what was happening around him.

“I think he’s dead?” Mark asked, in human, before you slapped him on the shoulder “ow!”

“He’s not dead” You hissed

“Fine” Mark said turning to go back in the water “I’m gonna go back now”

“Thank you,” You said, brushing the wet hair out of his face, before caressing his cheek “please don’t be dead” you rested your ear against Magnum’s chest, listening for his heartbeat “is that it?”

Straightening up you were planning on petting his hair again when you noticed the captain was awake and looking at you. The two of you sat there looking at each other, neither moving until a wave hit your tail were you brought back to reality; realizing that you needed to leave immediately but Magnum grabbed your wrist before you could get too far.

“Why would ye save me?” Magnum asked, eyeing you suspiciously as all of the tales he’d heard of mermaids were about them leading sailors to their deaths

“I,” You said a light blush covering your cheeks

“You’re the one that’s been watching me and me men aren’t ye?”

“Yeah,” You said a bit sheepishly

“You know,” Magnum said, letting go of your wrist “ye be a lot more beautiful and/or handsome up close”

“Oh” You squeaked, heart, fluttering in your chest

“Captain” one of the crew that had managed to make it to the island called out walking along the beach “anyone”

“I have to go,” You said crawling to the water as quickly as you could, hoping that the crew member didn’t see you

“Captain,” The crew member said running up to Magnum “was there just someone here with you?”

“No,” Magnum said, looking out to the sea “there wasn’t”

“Are ye sure? I could’ve sworn...”

“No one was here” Magnum almost yelled, spotting you peaking out from behind your rocks “no one at all”

“Well, the few others that survived are all gathered on the beach a few meters in that direction”

“Right,” Magnum said getting to his feet “you keep searching for any more survivors and I’ll go meet up with the others”

“Yes, captain”

Doing as he was told the pirate went to search for other survivors while Magnum waved you off before going to find the rest of his crew. Unfortunately for them, there weren’t that many rations left on the island and there was no way they would be able to get anywhere on the rowboat. So you brought them fish and kelp to help them survive while they waited for another ship to find the island. It didn’t take long since you decided to help as well, leading a ship to the island with your siren song, with the help of Gongoozler and his song; drawing the crew onto the land by yourself. Once the civilian crew was on land Magnum helped you hide before his own crew showed up to overthrow and take the ship for their own. It didn’t take long before the pirates were packing up and loading what little they were able to salvage from their ship onto the new one. Magnum was the only one on the island that remained, telling his crew that he was doing a final sweep of the island to make sure everything was in order, but really he was waiting for you.

“Y/N?” Magnum asked, walking into the water deep enough that you would still be partially submerged

“Hey, Magnum,” You said popping out of the water

“I wanted to thank ye for all your help,” Magnum said, kneeling down so he was closer to you

“You’re welcome,” You said

There was a long moment where the two of you were just looking at each other.

“I think your friends are watching us,” Magnum said

You turned around and saw Mark, Gongoozler, and Meryler looking at you, though not for long because when they noticed that you saw them they were diving under the water.

“I should probably go now,” You said “I’ll see you around”

“Aye,” Magnum said watching you vanish into the water “I’ll be waiting”

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[orange-waterfalls]

Ouch

I cut my fingy and panicked a lot so here’s a quick not-at-all thought out thing about how some egos would react to s/o cutting their finger while cooking and it like isn’t that bad but they’re freaking out

1.4k words

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Markiplier egos with an s/o who accidentally cut themselves hcs

Darkiplier

He was in his study, just thinking, while you made dinner

He heard a tiny “ow” and didn’t think much of it

He then heard a louder “OW” and a string of “fuck”s and got worried

He entered the kitchen, to see you gripping your wrist and holding your finger under the water from the sink

He thinks you burned yourself

Then you pull your hand away and he sees blood and immediately makes his way over.

“What happened? Are you ok? How bad is it?”

You don’t answer as you are too busy hyperventilating because goddammit it HURTS

He tries to take your hand to look at it but you won’t let him

You look so hurt and vulnerable and he feels so bad

If you’d asked him to help cook, and he didn’t take it, he’d feel a thousand times worse

Eventually, he gets you to sit down and calms you, just a bit, and goes to get band aids

He comes back to you looking like you’re about to have a panic attack

He quickly stands you back up, and you put your finger back under the sink.

He gently washes it with soap and apologizes every time you make a noise

He gives you the bandage and lets you sit on the couch

You calm down and lean on his shoulder

He lets you sit there for a bit, rubbing your arm.

You eventually look up at him

“I think I may have overreacted.”

He’d laugh and kiss your head and goes to finish cooking dinner

Wilford

He wasn’t even home yet

You told him you were starting dinner and he left wherever he was immediately.

He was picking up wine from the store when you called him

“Wilford please get bandaids”

He was confused and a little worried, so he asked why

“Please just buy some and hurry home please” and you hung up

Now, Wilford is hardly a reasonable man as it is. so when he ran out of the store (without paying) and sped down the road in his car to get home before you, like, died or some shit, you shouldn’t have been surprised

He may or may not have run into a pedestrian or two on the way

He threw the door open when he got home, gun in hand

“WHAT HAPPENED WHAT’S THE DANGER”

You’re sitting on a chair in the kitchen breathing heavily, holding your finger

He can’t help but laugh because, christ, he thought it was something BAD

But, to you, it was bad. and he was laughing at you.

You tear up, just a bit. you’re feeling a lot of emotions right now.

He sees and gets worried again because is it worse than he thinks?? is there another injury??? are you traumatized what’s happening?

He tries to look at the cut but you turn away, looking very upset

He tries to convince you to let him see but you won’t budge

You’re whining a little (which I do because I can’t emote properly) which makes him upset

He drops to his knees and holds out his hands

“C’mon, baby! Let me see! Let me help!”

He’s being overdramatic and stupid and it makes you smile. So you do.

He gently kisses the spot, as to not hurt you, and puts a bandaid over it, kissing that too.

He orders take out and lets you lay on his lap while he pets your hair

Yancy

He was practicing some dance moves when he heard you in the kitchen

You were cursing and breathing heavily

Logically, he should know that perhaps you hurt yourself making dinner

However Yancy is a bit of a dumbass so he thinks someone broke in or something

He walks in with a knife, only for you to stand there with your finger under the sink.

He sees the blood, so concludes that you cut yourself. But you look really upset?

He’s mostly confused.

He’s been through worse, you’ve been through worse, he KNOWS you have

So why are you so upset?

“Why are you so upset?” “I don’t know!” “It’s not that bad” “I know...” “What’s the problem?” “I don’t KNOW!”

You start to cry, just a bit, and Yancy panics

He doesn’t know what to do. He’s not used to this!

He wants to tell you to get over it, but also he doesn’t?

Like, he knows it’s the easiest thing to say, but also not the BEST thing to say

So he says nothing. He gets a band aid, puts it on your finger, and hugs you.

He holds you for a minutes until your breathing is normal

If you tell him you don’t wanna cook today, he orders pizza

If you tell him you can, he’ll try to help

You have to kick him out because the man doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing

Illinois

He’s watching you cook and sees it happen before it does

Your finger isn’t in the right place, he saw you adjust

He tries to warn you but doesn’t do it in time

He winces because ouch

He processes what happened before you do, so he already has the band aids.

He turns the sink on, moves your finger underneath, and cleans it with soap

He puts the band aid on you and kisses your hand

He asks if you want to keep cooking or if you want him to cook

If you want to, he’ll help you with whatever you were doing first that made you cut yourself

If you don’t want to, he’ll finish what you were doing on his own.

He makes sure you’ve calmed down and holds your hand, rubbing his thumb over your knuckles

“Im being overdramatic...”

“No, you’re not. It hurt. You bled. You got upset. You’re ok now.”

He’s a very understanding and responsible man ^///^

Magnum

None of that goddamn crew can cook for shit, so you always have to

Mostly fish and vegetables you buy at different ports

Magnum and the others are just drinking and laughing when they hear you yell and curse from the kitchen

Magnum goes over to see what’s happening

He sees you holding your finger and goes to hold you

He’s very. protective, I’m gonna say.

“Oh, poor darlin’... are ye alright? Are ye ok? Awh, sweetheart...”

He doesn’t have bandaids, so he cleans a cloth and covers your finger

He makes you rest in your room (even though it wasn’t particularly that bad)

The other crewmates check in periodically to see if you’re ok

Magnum decides he’s going to cook

Yes, the ship catches on fire. No, he will not say how he did it

You have to finish dinner, otherwise the others are gonna kill themselves trying

Google

He’s recharging on the couch while you cook

He hears you curse from the kitchen and concludes you’ve hurt yourself

He doesn’t really see one injury as too much worse than another. they’re all bad

He knows what happens if even the smallest wound gets infected

He wants it dealt with quickly and efficiently

He walks up to you and grabs your hand, pulling it under the sink

He cleans it with soap, puts a band aid on it, and leaves

Dr. Iplier who, bitch?

He likes to sit when you while you eat, just so he can talk to you

You, however, don’t talk to him at all and he’s a little upset

He figures he was a bit too rough with you at first when he reaches for you after you stand up and you pull away

“I apologize for my methods, I wanted to make sure the wound was dealt with posthaste.”

“Well... I guess that’s a good enough excuse.”

You hug him, and he (hesitantly) hugs back

Bing

Probably the reason you cut yourself lmao

He enjoys bothering you when you’re busy

He hasn’t recieved his Designated Bing Attention Hours today and therefore you have to deal with a very clingy and annoying Bing

He’d be less annoying if he’d stop fucking TOUCHING THINGS but w/e

He bumps into you and you yell

He doesn’t realize that you cut yourself until you start cursing

He turns around to see you frantically turning the water on and gets very nervous

Shit, that was his fault? He did that? Fuck, you’re angry, aren’t you. FUCK

He leaves, immediately, and you have to deal with it yourself. 

He paces in your room for a bit, debating what to do

“Ok. Alright. What do people like. Phones? I could buy a phone. I could STEAL a phone. I could steal anything they want! Do people need graphics cards?”

He settles for walking back into the kitchen, apologizing, and walking back out

“nailed it”

You’re a little quiet the rest of the day, and he’s still nervous, but you hug him and kiss his cheek before you get ready to go to bed, so it’s ok

[orange-waterfalls]

Thunderstorms

Captain Magnum x gn!reader

ask: Don't really know how this works I haven't been on here long enough but uh- if your still taking requests for Markipliers egos and stuff could you do a Captain Magnum x reader who has a huge phobia of thunderstorms and Magnum notices while there's a thunderstorm going on and comforts them :')? 

A/N: I wrote this during a thunderstorm so I could keep track of my movements when I got scared. That is my official excuse for how long this took. I missed Magnum so much. Nothing but respect for my Captain. I’ve been into pirates recently because of Our Flag Means Death streaming season 1 now on HBO Max. Also, my writing teacher has assigned us to write everyday but she never said what so expect extremely short bullshit posted more often. Maybe on Ao3. I don’t use tumblr anymore lmao.

Word Count: 1.5k

Warnings: Uh. Destiny 2 reference. Battleblock Theatre reference. Mention of. genitalia. yep. Fear of thunder.

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In hindsight, you probably should have mentioned the extreme fear of thunder before you joined a pirate crew. On the sea. Where storms… happen. And they happen frequently. And strongly. And loudly.

You had no idea how they could do that. Stand out there. With the wind whipping the sails and waves throwing the boat the rain stinging their skin and the lightning striking anything it found and the fucking noise. The boom of the thunder. The explosions deep in the sky, a threat from the gods telling you mortals that you could die at any moment. It was fucking angry. Like Poseidon invited you to Olympus for dinner and you slapped him in the face.

Not that the crew cared. The crew was fucking joyous. The crew… the crew was fucking dancing, goddammit. You couldn’t tell them now. You couldn’t. It’d be the death of any respect they might’ve had for you. You were pretty sure you heard Magnum's booming voice yelling "COME ON! GIMME ALL YE GOT! YE DON'T HAVE THA BALLS". 

You couldn't tell them now. You couldn’t.

The door swung open, cracking the wall, and making you flinch. Magnum waltzed in with a laugh that reminded you of Lord Shaxx to a degree.

"Hoo, the waters be wild tonight, eh, mate?" He stomped into the room, hands on his hips. He looked around, but you weren't sitting in the room. His smile fell. "Mate? Where are ya?"

"In here." You called from the wall. A hole in the wall, moreso. A hide hole. Behind the mirror. It came with the ship, or so you were told. 

He bounded over and opened the mirror, leaning his head to the side to see. You were sitting on the floor, knees to your chest. He frowned.

"What're ye doin', child?" He asked. You shrugged in response. "Couldja get outta there?"

You shook your head.

"Why not?"

You shrugged.

"Alright then." He closed the mirror and you thought that was the last of it. At least until you heard the distinct sound of wood cracking and breaking and splintering, making you hit the deck for fear that the storm had just gotten that strong. 

You looked up once it stopped to see Magnum holding the mirror. The one attached to the wall. That was no longer attached to the wall. It was basically a door, honestly.

"... hi." He said. You blinked at him.

"Hi, Cap." You sighed. 

He looked around your cabin a moment before deciding to just set the mirror against the nearest wall. He then shuffled into the hide hole, needing to duck down quite a bit, and plopped down next to you with his legs resting high up on the wall.

"... what's tha matter?" He asked, softer than you were used to from him.

"There's no matter. Nothing's the matter. I'm fine." You rambled, avoiding his gaze. Your eyes flicked back to him, where he sat squinting at you, scrutinizing.

"Don't lie to me. I can see it in your eyes." He waved a finger at you. You looked back at him and tilted your head.

"Really?" You raised your eyebrows.

"No, but ya just admitted ya lied, so mission accomplished." He laughed. You scoffed.

"Oh, you're an asshole." You shook your head, but had a smile on your face.

"Oi! I may be an ass, but I am no asshole, y'understand?" He teased.

"10-4, good buddy." You nodded and stared at the wall in front of you.

"... what's tha matter?" He asked again.

"That mirror was stronger than I thought it'd be." You brought the conversation in a completely different direction. Magnum looked back at the new hole in the wall. He then looked at you, suspicious. 

"Fuckin' strong for some glass and wood." He agreed nonetheless. 

"I thought it'd shatter, but she's still intact. Fuckin… fuckin strong-ass storm, but she's intact… she's alright… for now…" 

Alright, maybe not completely different a direction.

"... what's tha matter?" He repeated for the third and final time.

"Nothing. I'm fine." You shook your head.

"You said." He quirked an eyebrow.

"Then why're you asking?"

"Cause I don't believe you."

"... right. Ok." You took a deep, calming breath, reminding yourself that your captain wasn't shallow. Well, actually, he was shallow. Extremely so. But he liked you. He was your friend. Maybe a little more, though you weren't sure whether it was further in the platonic direction or veered into romantic. You exhaled and turned to your captain. "Magnum."

"Hm?" He hummed his acknowledgement, giving you the softest eyes you've ever seen from him.

"You like me, right?" You started. He squinted at you once more. 

"... mm-hm?" He hummed, already not knowing where this conversation was headed.

"And you respect me?" You continued.

"Yeah…?" He snickered, bringing his hands up and dropping them back on his thighs.

"And that won't change right?" You begged. 

"Not unless ya give me reason to. Where're ya goin' with this, mate?" He crossed his arms and shifted so that he was facing you a little more. His eyebrows were furrowed and he looked confused and worried. You didn't like it.

"... Magnum, I have… a confession." You turned to face him fully. He looked you up and down, trying to investigate your body language.

"... go on." He raised an eyebrow again.

"I'm afraid of thunder." You blurted out. For a moment, neither of you said anything. That continued for about 3 more moments.

"... and?" He said, eventually. 

"What?" You asked.

"Is that it?" He started to laugh.

"Wh-yeah." He sighed and clapped a strong hand on your shoulder, making you wince.

"Mate, we all have fears."

"Yeah, but mine's… dumb…" You mumbled. You tucked your knees into your chest and turned away from him.

"... I'm afraid of something." He murmured after a few seconds. You snapped your head up to look at him.

"What is it?"

"... rats." He sighed. You barked out a laugh. He gaped at you, incredulous. "Oi!"

"I'm sorry I just… remembered elephants and… yeah. It-yeah. You're just so big, it seems so silly." You rambled, still giggling.

"I'm trying to comfort you on your fear, and you're over there laughing at mine!" He scolded.

"I'm not, I get it! You're just… why would they be ascolded. To you, specifically?"

"Are ya serious! Y'ever heard of the plague?"

"Vaguely aware of it."

"Nasty, nasty business."

"You afraid of mice?"

"Nah, mice're cute."

"Well, that's presumptuous. Mice can spread disease."

"So yer afraid of thunder." He cut off the debate once he knew you'd made a reasonable point. You rolled your eyes.

"Yeah. The only good thing about a storm is the rain. And rainbows."

"It's just water. And light."

"It's pretty. But I'm hiding here. From the storm." 

"Mm. A'right. I'll wait too then." He stated. You frowned.

"Oh, you don't have to. Go enjoy the storm. Don't mind me." You waved your hand towards the door. He matched your frown.

"Well, no. I can't leave ya alone. What kinda cap'n doessat make me?" He scoffed. 

"You like the storm." You pointed out.

"There'll be other storms." He countered. 

"You can't be with me for all of them." 

"I can be with ya for this one." You tried to stare him down. He stared back. You soon got very, very uncomfortable and looked away with a tsk.

"... fine." You acquiesced. He smiled apparently pleased with himself.

You both sat there as the storm raged on. You flinched and covered your ears at any particularly loud BOOM, and Magnum flinched at your flinching. Whenever he thought you were being a little dramatic, he thought back to when a rat had gotten onto the ship and he screamed like a 5 year old girl he accidentally frightened once. That shut the thought down as quick as it popped up. He squeezed your shoulder when you whimpered and rubbed your back when you curled in on yourself.

Eventually, he couldn't take it anymore. He looked at your shaking figure and it made him feel so… what, sad? He hadn't felt sad since '04. So he made a decision.

He grabbed you by your upper arms and dragged you towards him, putting you in his lap. Your back was against his chest and he wrapped his arms around your middle.

"Mags?" Your voice cracked when you tried to ask what was happening.

"Try to go to sleep." He instructed. Another loud boom made you flinch hard.

"I can't…" you whispered. He sighed and rested his chin on your head.

"... dream of quiet places. Light wind and sprinkles of rain on a sunny day. Maybe a rainbow, if you'd want. Birds and worms and koi fish. All the dumb shit ya like. I'll bring ya to land soon and you can enjoy the quiet. Just… deal with it for now." He squeezed your middle. You closed your eyes and took a few deep breaths, the vibrations from his chest soothing you a bit. 

He moved his hands to gently cup your ears. The sound it made calmed you a little. He slowly opened them again and flattened his palms to try and protect your ears from any further noise.

"Night, Mags…" You muttered.

"Night, mate." He rumbled back, not knowing if you could hear him or not.

It stormed through the night, and he made sure to wake you up to see the rainbow that appeared on the horizon. You stared at the rainbow, unaware that he had chosen to stare at you instead. 

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PRISONER MASTERLIST

Iplier Egos:

Darkiplier

Caroling-Dark x Reader (Fluff)

Yandere! Darkiplier (TW; Manipulation)

Dark x Dusk x Phantom

Wilford Warfstache

Yandere! Wilford (Tw; Yandere, implied stalking, mental manipulation)

Erik Derekson

Presents-Erik x Reader (Fluff)

Yanderiplier

Gift-Yanderiplier x Reader (TW; yandere tendencies/Fluff) 

Asking His Partner What They Like in Bed (NSFW-ish)

Googleplier/Google IRL

Grinch-Google x Reader (Fluff)

Soulmate AU (Fluff)

Admin Privileges-Yandere! Google x Reader (tw; vague violence)

Bingiplier/Bing IRL

3D Boob Mouse Pad (Headcanons)

Dr. Iplier

Tinsel-Dr. Iplier x Reader (Fluff)

The Author

Hot Chocolate-The Author x Reader (Fluff)

The Host

Home for the Holidays-The Host x Reader (Fluff)

Wolfiplier

Captain Magnum

Star-Magnum x Daughter/Child Reader (Fluff)

Run, run, as fast as you can-Yandere! Captain Magnum x Reader

Yancy

Home for the Holidays (Fluff)

Mine-Yandere! Yancy x Reader (Nsfw-ish)

Thought Yous Could Get Away?-Yandere! Yancy x Reader

3D Boob Mouse Pad (Headcanons)

The Accident-Yandere! Yancy x Reader (Loss of a friend mentioned, so tw; death/loss and grief)

Engineer Mark (ISWM)

Problem-Yandere! Engineer Mark x Captain! Reader

Part two of ^^^

Heist! Mark

Successful Heist-Yandere! Heist! Mark x Reader

Damien the Mayor

Mayor Damien?-Yandere! Damien x Reader

Actor Mark

It’s All An Act, Sweetheart-Yandere! Actor Mark x Reader

Septic Egos:

Antisepticeye

Lights-Anti x Reader

Yandere! Antisepticeye

Yandere! Anti x shy reader

Just Teasing-Anti x Reader

Master?-Anti x Fem! Reader (NSFW)

Another Zombie?-Yandere! Septiceyes x Abused! Zombie! Reader

You’re Mine Now-Yandere! Dragon! Anti x Reader

Why Choose?-Anti x Reader x Robbie

You’re Mine, Now-Yandere! Anti x Reader

It Doesn’t Matter...-Yandere! Anti x Weak! Male! Reader

Jameson Jackson/JJ

Sight-Jameson x Reader

Nutcracker-Jameson x Reader

I Don’t Dance-Jameson x Reader

3D Boob Mouse Pad (Headcanons)

Another Zombie?-Yandere! Septiceyes x Abused! Zombie! Reader

Marvin the Magnificent

Secret Santa-Marvin x Reader

Any Volunteers?-Yandere! Marvin x Reader

Part 2 to ^^^

3D Boob Mouse Pad (Headcanons)

Another Zombie?-Yandere! Septiceyes x Abused! Zombie! Reader

Henrik Von Schneeplestein

Another Zombie?-Yandere! Septiceyes x Abused! Zombie! Reader

My Lovely Nurse-Yandere! Schneep x Reader

Chase Brody

Snow-Chase x Reader (Fluff)

Chase-Petplay (NSFW-ish)

Valentine’s Day...Almost-Mare x reader x Chase (Fluff)

Yandere! Chase Brody x Reader

Jackieboyman

Christmas Movies-Jackie x Reader (Fluff)

Obsession-Yandere! Hero! JBM x Villain! Reader

Obsession-Part 2 to ^^^

Part 3 to ^^^

Another Zombie?-Yandere! Septiceyes x Abused! Zombie! Reader

Angus the Survival Hunter

Robbie

Angel-Robbie x Reader (Angst, Hurt/Comfort)

I...But I Was Supposed to be a Survivor-Yandere! Robbie x gn Reader

Another Zombie?-Yandere! Septiceyes x Abused! Zombie! Reader

Why Choose?-Anti x Reader x Robbie

Battle Egos:

Echo

Baking-Echo x Reader

Bones

Decorating the Tree-Bones x Reader

Natemare

Finals-Natemare x Reader (Fluff)

Yandere! Natemare (Implied NSFW but no details)

Valentine’s Day...Almost-Mare x Reader x Chase (Fluff)

Too Cute-Mare x Reader (fluff)

3D Boob Mouse Pad (Headcanons)

Stay...-Mare x Fem! Reader (Angst turned Fluff)

Phantom

Mistletoe-Phantom x Reader (Fluff0

Yandere! Phantom (Tw; kidnapping/stalking)

Fluff Alphabet (CJKO)

Dark x Dusk x Phantom

Phantom x Reader-By Your Side (Fluff)

3D Boob Mouse Pad (Headcanons)

Dark and Dicey:

Anya

Tree-Anya x Reader (Fluff)

Pluck

Anxious! Pluck x reader