#captregina

[clairehadenough]

HE TOOK THE RING OFF INSIDE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh today is gonna be amaaaahhhzing (IYKYK)

Also, here’s a footage of him knowing no one in this mini TGM reunion 😂

[doctortwhohiddles]

This will bring back memories for those in the Cumberbatch fandom circa 2015. It's from the Patty of the Delulus. Who just like all tinhaters, loves to pretend to be a PR expert when clearly knows fuck all about it.

If the gossip tabloids has any inkling that something was wrong with Chris and Alba's marriage, they would be all over it like a rash. There's no way in hell they'd sit on a story like this.

And if Chris and Alba were doing this for publicity, we would have gotten the full details on their nuptials. Instead, we got nothing. And I really mean nothing. The wedding happen over 2 months ago and we've only just gotten a look at Alba's engagement ring. That's the very opposite of famewhoring.

As for the Delulus' so-called opinions, no one has to respect it. No one has to listen to them if they don't want to. Her and the rest of the Delulus can dish it out, but they can't take it. That's why Captain Idiot has closed her ask and submit. Because she really hates it when people poke holes in her narrative.

[cevansbaby-dove]

captregina is a liar and A COWARD. SHE CLOSE HER ASK BECAUSE SHE DOESNT WANT MESSAGES CALLING HER OUT ON HER PERPETUAL GROSS LIES OF PR. captregina is shit and i will keep exposing her everyday on my blog there is nothing she and all the delulu can do about it! you peeps need to take 26 or 42 ANTI DELULU PILL lolll 🤣✌ me, maddy and lonesone will always expose her and she will never be able to have our pages shut down!!!

Anon I now 1000% agree with you!

[icreatedthisblogjusttotroll]

She is not harmless, @mazurka-mallorca she’s caused a lot of harm. And this is not bullying. What CrappinRegina does is bullying and harassment and stalking.

What I do is called natural consequence.

[loveaguynamedchris]

[drysdalehansenswhore]

Oh gosh, never in my life I thought i'd do something like that but unfortunately we're surrounded by immature and ignorant people in this world and some of them better seek therapy.

*big sigh* let's begin!

You Captdelusional and your minions are so damn ridiculous words can't even explain. The way I'm feeling second hand embarrassement. Can't believe you made a whole post "are you still a CE fan" and captioned it "that's what you got when you do PR instead of acting classes" that's so sad because you're a grown woman and act like a 10 years old and I'm being generous here.

Not to mention how you and your minions think tumblr is the only platform ever where he has fans 🤣🤣🤣 and the way you're so proud of yourself for obtaining only 220 replies as if it makes a whole fandom when it's not even half of it, but guess math is not your thing either. Careful, ignorance is showing 👀 and btw, somone who gets called "best part of the movie" by the gp and got preached by one of the best directors in the industry for his performances and people literally regret his departure from a franchise does not need "acting classes" (unless you're referring to someone else I won't name) I get that you're hurt but at least avoid saying bs for your sake. But since you act like a kid and put your fave on a pedestal , I'll do the same and reveal you that me and a good chunk of people prefer his acting over your fave which is always the same thing, kinda annoying yk? To get hooked on a character, we need truthfulness, spontaneity. Not repeating the script as it is. It just shows to me that "fans" like you can't recognize talent and it makes me laugh that you even dare to judge. Poor clown.

To each their own, ig? Anyway, sorry to break it to you and your other delusional minions but that A lister and I repeat A lister as you probably think actors come down of their position when they do sth that you don't like 😭 still has million of fans all over the platforms: X, tiktok, ig, reddit, tumblr, you name it but of course for y'all with a very low IQ only tumblr and IG exist. How ironic.

You know what else is so funny and ridiculous at the same time? before he ended up in this "pr" as you call it (which we don't know the reason and you act all almighty bec you think you have contacts in the industry but you don't even know that Hollywood force celebs to do worse things than PRs like parties with p*dophiles where your fave willing or unwilling participate in. or you think he's a saint 😇 lmao) you were all drooling over him like sl*ts. Immaturity showing big time. Clowns.

And btw, funny how you muted replies and reblogs so that no one could call you out, too bad I found a way... Finally, y'all need to stop infantalize grown up woman who can pay bills and make decisions for herselves like to have a family with grown up men who don't even care about your opinions. Wake up kids, it's 2024 and you still can't distinguish an adult woman from a kid. What now, looks? now bec someone is blessed with youthful looks can't get married bec she will always look like a "kid"? oh please, y'all need therapy and you need it asap! "child bride" you know there actual child brides (unfortunately) or your very low IQ can't get you think about it ? 🤔 stop calling "child brides" literally adults, that's disgusting and makes you a low person and a disgusting cr*ep.

GROW TF UP! At your age you should focus on work, family and your partner, if you even have one but I doubt it because with people like you no one would ever want to spend a dime on. Let alone be with you. And before you wonder, I'm no team this nor team that, I'm just patiently waiting for it to end but immature and delusional people like you showing up on my dashboard makes it all difficult.

[frankie-catfish-morales]

my narcissist toxic ex friend is getting fucking dragged to hell we love to see it.

[dungeonpuppykai]

Based on this mood prompt that @captregina told me to elaborate on. 

Warning(s): Power imbalance, misogynistic husband Steve, spanking, degradation, dumbification, panty sniffing, infantilization. Minors do not interact.  

Pairing: 40's breadwinner wallstreet worker husband!Steve Rogers | Housewife!You.

"I am sorry" Steve, your lawfully wedded husband, had to do a double take as he put down his work bag that you had refused to accept in your hands. "What was that, honey?" As you huffed and crossed your arms in response before putting one foot out and raising your chin up high, your newfound defiance caused him to raise a puzzled eyebrow at your smaller form. 

"You heard me" you hmphed out your words. 

"No" now it was Steve's turn to cross his massive arms -thanks to your hearty cooking and his knack for working out- across his broad chest as his sky blue eyes began to narrow down at your form. "I don't think I did" his head tilted to the side. It was a sign for you to stop; rethink your actions. "So tell me, dear. What was that, just now?" But you were beyond annoyed with him today. 

You had been for a while.

"Ugh, aren't men supposed to be smart?!" You rolled your eyes that he usually adored with his whole heart. "I said, reheat your own food!" Now his other eyebrow shot up to accompany its companion. 

Your husband had been at it for days and you just could not do it anymore. After you worked so hard all day long so you could spend some quality time with your hardworking husband who either had his nose buried in files or his ear glued to the telephone all day long, the man would show up late and tired at odd hours. Then he would expect you to understand -which you tried your best to but Lord you had needs too!-, reheat and ruin the food you always went the extra mile to prepare, eat with him while listening to him rant about things your domestic mind did not understand, then making him a drink with which he would watch tv and you would clean the kitchen before going to sleep cuddled up only to repeat the same day again! 

Sundays -the only days when he was free- were not much different because he would always have plans with his friends that were getting fancier by the day and though you liked the get togethers, they held no measure to some one on one time with your dear husband! 

Steve's fingers flew to your wrist before wrapping around it to pull you back and towards him when you went to stomp away to the bedroom. "Where do you think you're going?" 

"To bed, obviously!" He was in disbelief when you went to yank yourself free. Good girls didn't turn their backs to their husbands. "Let go, I am done!" You refused to slave for someone who did not care for your requests even after you had communicated your feelings so many times at this point. 

Your husband snorted. "And since when can you decide what happens around here, honey?" 

"I am deciding for myself! You can do whatever you please like you do anyways!" He did not appreciate your tone. 

"Come on, baby" your strength was no match to your husband's so you could not make him budge much. "I know why you're acting out, but I already told you why this is so important for us and our future" he got you to turn around rather easily despite your struggle. "Don't you remember?" Cradling your pretty face in his hands he caressed your cheeks with his thumbs tenderly. "Or has your little brain forgotten that already?" 

You pouted, not in the mood to cooperate. "You can secure your future however you desire, Steve" he was so used to you calling him by affectionate endearments that the use of his name stung like an insult. "But I am done with working hard all day long and staying up past bedtime for nothing!" You had hated chores with a passion before marriage as it was. "Since you're oh-so-big and smart I am sure you can figure out how to reheat your dinner!" 

"Hey now" his eyebrows furrowed as the movement of his thumbs ceased. "Watch that tone, little girl" you were hanging by a thread but you were far too irritated to care. 

"You watch your tone!" Your fingers curled around his to try and pry them off. "And let me GO!" Another huff escaped you as your eyes hit the back of your head to express your annoyance.

"You really wanna do this right now, young lady?" Steve had made it very clear when he was courting you that he did not like any of your sassy little habits.

Talking back, complaining, pouting, huffing, stomping around, disobeying, eye rolling and misbehaving.

"I just wanna go to bed, ugh!" 

"Okay, you did this" your body had been hurled over one of his shoulders within the next second and while it thrashed in his hold, Steve easily walked over to the couch with one protective hand draped over your ass that he was determined to bruise now.

"Ugh– OWIE!" One of your legs kicked in protest and pain when his palm struck your clothed ass cheeks. "Stop, you meanie brute!" Your husband grunted under his breath as he steeled your knees in his hold before draping you over his lap. 

"I should have known" both your cheeks received a spank each in quick succession. "It has been a while since your last maintenance session, hasn't it, baby?" You went to retort with something petty in response but the bratty way in which you started gave him a good idea and so he cut it off with random strikes all over your poor butt. "Aw, honey, of course!" Your backside had already started to sting like hell so when he yanked your panties off before pushing the hem of your dress up to your waist, you couldn't help but whine. "Your little girl brain forgot, didn't it?" The way he caressed your cheeks caused you to gulp for your sake. 

"O- Ow… stop!" But that only made him raise his hand high to finally administer the first of many skin-to-skin spanks to come. 

"Silly girl thinks she can tell her husband to stop" the hits were becoming more frequent by the second, your husband was settling on a rhythm. "Or tell him to do anything, really!" Your ass was blushing already and your pucker blinked up at him with each strike. Steve could not help but bite his lip at the sight but he knew discipline came first. It always did. He could not afford a mouthy brat for a wife. "Such an ungrateful little thing I've here" your hips tried to scurry left and right so Steve placed the elbow of his free hand between your shoulder blades before ceasing the side of your body facing away from his own until you were so sore you caved. 

"I am sorry, oh my God, hubby, I am sorry!" A satisfied smile spread across his handsome features and his chest puffed outwards in pride. 

"I am sorry, I couldn't quite get that over the sound of brat, honey" his palm was still unrelenting as he went about further reddening your sorry butt. "Why don't you try a bit louder and more convincing now?" It was a rule in your household; you had to mean your apologies. 

Your back arched as you whined in frustration, hanging from his legs limp and resigned to your fate. "I am sorry, dear! I really am!" Your moans morphed into wails when he began to target your sit spots every few hits. "I am sorry for– owwwiee!" Your toes curled when a particular smack caught your pucker in it. "... F- For being ungrateful and n- not appreciating my husband's hard work and sacrifices for us and our future babies!" 

"That's right" he made a point of sitting you upright and right on your sore ass. "And why do you think that was?" 

You whimpered submissively as you lowered your head, unable to hold his authoritative gaze in this state. "B- Because my mind i- is too small to understand or remember such things for too long, hubby" reaching for the hand he had used to punish you, your fingers cradled the crimson palm. "But thanks to you sacrificing your hand for my well being after already working so hard all day long, my small brain has had its much needed reminder that you only mean well" looking up briefly to press an appreciative kiss to his cheek, you squeezed his hand. "Thank you for setting me straight, hubby" the most smug smile etched on his face.

"Oh, sweetie, that's completely fine" Steve's tone was tender but it switched up into an intimidating one briefly, "although mind that I did not appreciate it one bit" when you lowered your head further with a snivel, he continued but in a reassuring manner. "But of course, you're just a girl, aren't you?" 

You nodded wordlessly without looking up. 

His hand snaked out of yours to dip between your legs, the blunt action causing you to gasp aloud. "Tsk, look at all this mess, honey" your face became hot in an instant and your teeth pulled your bottom lip between them. "So worked up from your punishment, hm?" His face dipped closer to yours and you couldn't help but mewl shyly as you buried your face in his shoulder. "Is that why you were so frustrated? Because you weren't getting the kind of attention that you needed from hubby?" You nodded. He clicked his tongue. "Does my little girl also need to be reminded of the rule about verbally responding when spoken to, sweetie?" 

Oh, yes.

The house rules. 

Magnetized to the refrigerator.

"N- No, hubby. I- I remember…" Your eyes focused on his tie and you began to loosen it like you were supposed to after receiving his bag when he got home. 

"Good girl" your eyelids fluttered at the way he kissed your cheek, lovingly caressing the inside of your thigh. "So, tell me, honey. Was that so?" 

"I- It was, hubby" now you relieved him of his first few buttons. "J- Just need you so bad all the time… C- Can't think straight without you…" Steve had a shit eating grin on his face at this point. His ego -and something else- was so inflated that he did not even care about chastising you for your much forbidden actions tonight any longer. 

"Go serve hubby his warm dinner and he'll consider" you obediently jumped to your feet in an instant and bustled to the kitchen with such speed that you didn't even remember to take your discarded panties with you. 

Steve nodded to himself as he watched the way you had disappeared, pulling free the rest of his tie knot himself as he stood up with your underwear in his hand. "Now that's about right." With a deep sniff of the moist article, he walked off in the direction of the bedroom to freshen up.

MASTERLIST

Let me know what you think, feedback is much appreciated <3 

[clairehadenough]

I literally can’t pick up just one thing to be shocked about in this post. There is something to laugh/cry/facepalm about in every line

[doctortwhohiddles]

Alba Baptista attend a red carpet even in Lisbon yesterday. Which means we got a first look at her engagement and wedding rings. Which means the Delulus are losing their minds.

Translation of this rant: Stop messaging about this! I can't admit I'm wrong. I'd rather stay in denial than accept the fact that Alba and Chris are married. The rings are proof the marriage is real, so I need to find something to deny it is. Alba living her life like a normal person is pissing me off.

Imagine how the Delulus will react once Alba gets pregnant. Let's face it, it is very likely to happen sooner rather than later.

[cevansbaby-dove]

Wait! Sooo...When I ask for help from a blog I get yelled at by her.....and then she does THE SAME THING and she's fine?? 🤷🏻‍♀

I have no fucking words for that bitch but @teamtouchgrass thanks for the support!

[icreatedthisblogjusttotroll]

My God.

She and her ilk are dumber than a box of rocks.

[bookishtheaterlover7]

Why do some blogs allow that Regina aka captregina account talk to them so rudely, she says something rude asf and people just allow it or apologize to her for asking questions, especially when she acts like she knows things. I have knowledge that she knows absolutely NOTHING.

Notice every time something new happens the narrative changes. They (her and her minions) are constantly saying it’s about to end and then something else happens and then they adjust to the new facts and again act like she knows something.

Poeplebbetter get a backbone and wake up before that account has them out here looking foolish for nothing.

She makes posts like this is about to end then when asked about it she catches an attitude..,..,because she knows nothing and can’t say when anything is going to end, she’s hoping it ends in the next few weeks so she can scream look, look I was right. 🙄😂

Please don’t be gullible people, I’ve caught that account in o e too many lies and it’s a reason her asks are off. She sends asks to other blogs and then answers her own asks. 🤣

Also funny how “Elijah” stop making posts, they had to stop at some point. She’s the ONLY one who knew that account posted and deleted yes had no screenshots, *whispers*……it’s HER!

And the tea about her just keeps flowing... 😌☕

And exactly, An🫶n. And that's also why people call her followers, her minions 😁

Just ignore her. She won't stop until she's blue in the face. Besides, she's always wrong, thinks everyone is out to get her, and hates when you question her, which leads to her pestering your DMs, and then blocking you, and telling her minions to do the same ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Rinse and repeat. 😉

Don't know about her and Elijah.

He is a cool mystery that I wouldn't mind continuing to wonder about 😆 and then hating that he somehow ALWAYS has perfect timing 😅

[sergeantbarnessdoll]

Send to 10 other bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep this going to make someone smile 💜

Here’s 10 more bloggers I think are wonderful!!🥰

@hawkeyes-queen

@cevansbaby-dove

@avengersfantasies

@blackwood-bodecker-housewife

@barnescamboy

@buckbarnessnowday

@sebastians-love

@daddy-bucky

@sgtjamesbsdoll

@captregina

I almost ran out of blogs to tag, but feel free to do this if you want!🩵

[georgiapeach30513]

I’m so tired of the constant negativity coming from people that are so over this fandom. So let’s bring some positivity!! It’s something I’ve always been so curious about, because I’m sure all of our tastes differ!! BUT! I want to know what everyone’s Top 5 Chris Characters are!

Here’s mine:

@tis-thedamn-season @maroonsunrise83 @resurrectedlily @oh-my-damn @captregina @ramp-it-up @fineanddandy @sunshinexsin