#carne jojo

[doppiopinkman]

Doppio who works at Claire's but is also a dealer on the side

[samaeljigoku]

Squishy little fellas! They look innocent now, but wait...

[nicherayyy]

hii so I’m a little shy with requests but could you do a team bucciarati or la unita (your pick) x child!reader who basically has a super powerful stand but they are completely oblivious to it? Like I could imagine them trying to inform reader and readers just like “I like flowers and ice cream : )”

Okay but this is such a great idea-

La Unita x Oblivious Child Reader

Okay, how did this happen??

The main reason, they took you in because of your stand

It's not every day you meet someone with THAT MUCH potential

Plus your powers were supposed to help the boss himself

So yeah, you were supposed to be quite useful

The problem is, you don't really care about any of this "ohmygod you have such a powerful stand" stuff

Nuh uh, not even a little

Understandable, you are a child after all

In your defence, whatever you like doing, it is much more interesting than all these serious meetings and trainings

Uh uh, yeah, what were you saying? I am a powerful individual and- OH MY GOD IS THAT A PUPPY??

Squalo and Tiziano are pretty chill about it

I mean, you're a child

Surely you'll be more interested in butterflies or cartoons more than that grown-up stuff

Do you even know what the mafia is?

Generally, they just want you to enjoy your childhood

Very supportive about your interests

You want to go out for icecream? Sure, we'll get the car stared

Oh, you want to play with legos? No more words needed. We'll get you a full cart of those

It's like they have a child of their own

Carne is not worried either

Also likes to spend time with you

Mostly he just listens to your bubbling about a cool bird you saw or what a good breakfast you had

Sometimes you reming him his younger self

Powers or not, not one dares to take away your childhood just because you got a stand you didn't even ask for

So.. Cioccolata and Secco..

They don't even interact with you

Cio is just busy doing his own stuff and Secco blindly follows him around

Maybe it's for the best

Ciocolatta is interested in that stand of yours tho

But for now, when you're not even fully aware what stand is, he's just keeping his distance

He doesn't need a child who follows him and Secco around just to talk about childlike stuff

But as I said, maybe it's for the best

The one who WANTS you to develop your powers is Diavolo, of course

If Doppio is still somehow bearable, Diavolo is obsessed with the idea that you'll be a great addition to La Unita

"That is why you need to improve your stand, to be the greatest-"

"I saw a cute kitten today"

It's driving him insane at some point

How can you not want to be the best??

You don't want to beat all your enemies??

But it's not like you even have enemies

You try to keep distance with him

Good for you honestly

Overall, it is chaotic sometimes

But if you just gonna hang out with Squalo or Tiz.. or Carne it's gonna be fine

They're really good parental figures for you too

Such a nice bonus

[solar-sky]

I put more effort in this than i probably should've

[lagginguniverse]

did an entry for my own dtiys from last year! textless versions under the cut

[meatdishy]

i musnt become a hypocrite

[dogugoo]

Las mafiosas aventuras de Doppio presenta: Cuestionario, parte 1.

[kooma404]

[justacarnescishipper]

I made this jokingly to add to my Crack ship collection. Like you know those aesthetic things that really don't need to be? Pretty much what I tried to do and I find it so funny for some reason- Anyways Carne x Pesci 4 life

[ibelieveincarne]

Based on post showed above. I do plan to finish this and add water color but until I get my paints I will not touch it from this point onward

[goatpaste]

Carne, permhaps if ur requests are still open? my favorite meat man,,, chubby, has that nonverbal tism, your honor he DID do all those murders but consider i love him, etc

Hehe, i love his stand a lot, B.I.G. is sooo goo goo gaga to me <3

[dicentsalve]

They're hugging🥺

[samaeljigoku]

Unità Speciale fuzzy worms! I sketched this months ago along with the others, but just now finished it up. The fuzzy worm sets of La Squadra and Part 5 side characters are here.

[nicherayyy]

Can you do a La Squadra or a La Unita x Child reader were reader is scared of "the monster under her bed"?

I decided to make that with La Unita bc they deserve it

La Unita "helping" Child!Reader with monsters under their bed

humour, comfort, crying, GN reader

TW: Cioccolata, mention of guns

Squalo and Tiziano

“Hey”, you whispered in Tiziano’s ear.

“Wha-“, the blonde man immediately woke up from his slumber, looking confused, “It’s 3 AM, go to sleep”

“I can’t sleep, there’s monster under my bed, he wants to eat me”, you started sobbing. The noise woke Squalo, who was actually not pleased with the fact that you interrupted his beauty sleep. 

“If we make sure that there’s no monsters, will you let us sleep?”, Squalo sighed, already hating the idea of getting up from his soft, warm bed. 

“Yes”, you replied. 

Taking their hands, you lead them along the dark corridors to your room. Entering the room, of course, you step away in the farthest corner, as far as possible from the bed. 

Rolling his eyes, Tiziano is the first to look under the bed.

“Oh my God”, he gasped.

“What?”, you asked anxiously.

“Squalo, dear, there’s really a monster”

Squalo understood what his husband was trying to do and decided to play along. 

“You’re right, it’s so scary”, he held back his laughter, trying to sound as serious as possible,  “I think we’ll need to step back, don’t want this thing to eat us”

“No please”, you plead, tears running down your face. Oh. They crossed the line a bit, didn’t they? Squalo immediately approached you, taking you in his arms. 

“Oh no, don’t cry, we’re sorry”, he comforted you. Tiziano standing right beside him. 

“There’s no monster, calm down”, Tiziano patted your head, “We were just joking around”

“If you want you can stay with us for the night, how does that sound?”, Squalo smiled at you, still holding you tight.

“Alright”, you agreed, still scared a little. 

Cioccolata and Secco

“Ugh, what do you want child”, he said annoyed, still working with some files on his desk. Secco was laying on the floor next to him.

“There’s monster under my bed, I’m scared”, you sobbed. 

“Don’t worry”, he tossed his files aside, smiling at you, “I think it’ll eat you quickly, you won’t feel a thing”

“What?”, you cried, your legs shaking. 

You heard Secco’s laugh. 

“Yeah, it’ll eat your toes”, he looked right into your eyes, “You were bad today, remember? And bad children are being eaten”

“You guys are mean”, you replied with a pitched voice, tears running down your face. Why did you think it was a good idea to ask Cioccolata for help anyway?

Carne 

“Hey”, you called, trying trying to get Carne’s attention. You guys weren’t close, but right now you were too scared to care. 

“Need anything?”, he asked.

“There’s monster under my bed, I’m scared”, you replied with puffy eyes from a long crying.

“Monsters do not exist”, he denied, “However, I can stay with you until you fall asleep”

“Okay”, you agreed. 

 Carne is not that bad as you thought. Maybe you need to spend more time with him.

Diavolo and Doppio 

You knocked on the door of Diavolo’s office, waiting for permission to get inside. 

You didn’t have to wait long, Doppio opened the door. 

“What are you doing here so late at night?’, he gasped, “And why are you crying?”

“There’s monster under my bed”, you sobbed. 

"Wait a minute, I'll call the boss", he took a book from the shelf, holding it against his ear, "Boss, you're here? What do I do?"

“They need to figure it out themselves, give them a gun”

“Boss? What do you mean gun?”, Doppio asked confusedly, his eyes wide. 

“If they want to live they need to fight for it”, he replied, “You know, the best defense is a good offense” 

“BOSS THEY’RE NINE”

[chisecco]

unità speciale + doppio version of a funny mlp image

[doppiopinkman]

I don't have much for the beast on his special day unfortunately, so here's some doodle dump type sketches, og chart undercut