#cause the men above are sexy smooth talkers 🤥

[takalzuoom]

I'm a different anon from the anon that was confused on the timeline-but like I'm dumb so I'm going to ask-so I'm sorry-

So Ace led us out, because he wanted a promotion, as priate? Or he wanted one as guard and such cause uh yeah :'DD

ALSO I LOVE THIS AU SO MUCH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND DIRBMWEHVEKWBEKK

oh no worries! i’m glad you’re asking cause i absolutely love answering anons questions about the pirate au!

LIKE YALL ARE ENCOURAGING MY BRAIN ROT AND LETTING ME EXPLORE THIS AU MORE.

i’m actually encouraging it cause i love talking about twst pirate au 🫣😻

🌊 also! everyone in this au is aged up! 🌊

but our dear, poor old ace wasn’t think correctly! i mean- what else was he supposed to do the day before the person he loves wedding day? lay around and wallow in self loathing? no! so he and deuce went to the bar where they had a little too much too drink…where we and deuce sat around in their self loathing… 😐👍

and sometime later, deuce passed out from his owl tolerance.. but some customers swore they saw a man- a foreign one they made sure emphasize- buy another round for ace. asking the drunken guard about why there’s a side influx of royalty here at pomefiore.

and as ace loves to hear himself talk, woefully says “ahh- that’s cause the kid’s only heir- y/n is getting married” he slammed his hand on the bar. the other patrons too blissed to care. “to that entitled chihuahua”

his company only nods, eyeing his snoring companion as his eyes lit up with an idea.

“oh? is that so?” ace nods sorrowfully. head now resting on his arms. the stranger couldn’t help but nod slowly, head on his knuckles as he traces the rim of the glass, slowly, gently- like he was handling a new born.

“well” he mused, looking around the bar. echoes of laughter and shouts of drunken nonsense all he and anyone else could hear. he looked to the bar itself.

seeing a group hang off eahcother like sea otters trying not to go adrift as the tender was too busy talking to another lone gentleman. cleaning a glass while doing so

“well…” he whispers, the coldness of his breathe causing goose bumps to arise from his skin. traveling down his spine and to the tips of his toes. sobering his mind as he finally caught the strangers eye. he felt his heart stutter- almost sobering him to grab his friend and get out.

key word almost

“well… do i have.. an idea for you”

IM SORRY I COULDNT HELP MYSELF 😶

and ace didn’t want to do any harm :( he just wanted the promotion, the recognition- you 😿 as his best friend… ofc 😐