#cawcawkenny

[ravusnightblossom]

“I love you.”

Some meme now lost in the void || @cawcawkenny​

“.......?!”  Hello, darkness, my old friend...  

[cultivatxr]

@cawcawkenny​

Question starters || - ‘  why  are  you  yelling?  ’

     ❝ Because a giant bird scared me half to death! ❞

Exasperation lined the edges of the florist’s words, her voice that single octave higher as her fingertips came to rest at the centre of her chest, waiting for the erratic drum of the heart beneath to somehow finally calm. She hadn’t meant to yell, ( really for argument’s sake, she might say it was more of a shriek ) but the sound that had left her was, at least mercifully short lived, albeit a little more embarrassing than she would’ve liked. So much so, it’s a nervous laugh that leaves her in the end, her cheeks flushed pink and her expression unmistakably sheepish. 

 ❝How are you even that stealthy in that thing?❞ She can’t imagine it’s easy; but then again, having never been the one sporting said mascot suit, maybe it’s a trade secret. Recovering somewhat, at last Aerith let her hand drop, her head tilting curiously to the side as she prodded experimentally at her decidedly plushier companion. 

[littlestshield]

.❀:▹ “Good morning, Kenny!”

[aspiringroleplays]

@cawcawkenny​

SHRIEK!

“O-oh, shoot, sorry... your mask just scared me a sec, that’s all...”

[rexelectus]

Todays gift! A free salad! And it's just for the Prince of Lucis! Caw CAW!

● – || He was gifted . . . a salad. He was going to SCREAM. Instead, he took the object that he loathed in his hands with a small bow of his head. When the atrocious creature was out of his sight he gave the salad to his Shield. 

[battleshot]

  ︻╦╤─  - - - -              @cawcawkenny​         ✴

𝑆𝑂𝐹𝑇 𝐶𝑂𝑀𝑃𝐼𝐿𝐴𝑇𝐼𝑂𝑁  ::   ❝ i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you. ❞

            𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮     𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙     𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢    𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩    - Kind of.    He had agreed to 'Kenny's' terms  ;     𝒊𝒏 𝒆𝒙𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆  ,  be given essential human necessities   --  after ensuring every sharp or usable object was removed from the room.     And the man behind the mask     𝑻𝑨𝑼𝑵𝑻𝑺     him ,  feathers under his chin as Prompto is forced to look his way.    A growl  ,   holding back his need to spit  --  ‘less he wished to be tied up again.       ❝       Tch  ,   yeah  ,   ‘til    𝙮𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚   𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚  𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝  𝙢𝙚  ..      ❞       He murmurs.     He was no fool  ;   he knew how this would play out.    Once the man underneath material had completed his    𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙠  ,   the blond would be     d̶i̶s̶c̶a̶r̶d̶e̶d̶ -    that much he was sure of    - not that he would allow such to happen.

[inscmnus]

@cawcawkenny​   sent  🥖 //      throw a baguette at my muse

                 𝚂𝙸𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 , 𝙰 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙴    --   𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙴  daren’t move.  The bread had   𝐓𝐇𝐖𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐈𝐌   square on the nose.  But he’d have rather that happen   𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍    than be faced with the dead stare that he was no on the receiving end of.   One foot backwards  ,   followed by another    --    not taking his eyes of   it.                       ❝ Nobody make any sudden movements -- ❞   He whispered out of the corner of his mouth  ,   ❝ Not yet    --   not yet.... ❞                      With every not yet   ,   he took another step backwards   --   putting as much distance between him and that damn bird before   --

            ❝   𝐑 𝐔 𝐍 ! ❞

[oflockhearted]

@cawcawkenny​ evilly murmurs: The crow approaches with glee, skipping down the road towards the woman. "CAW, Come get a mouthful at the Crow's Nest!" He shouted, handing her a bottle of Jetty's– the drink served specifically at Crow's Nest locations.

Startled, she jumps. Perhaps even letting out a short scream from the sudden appearance of the highly feared mascot. She’s offered...a jetty, however. And her father did not raise a rude daughter.

"Oh. I...well. Thanks. T-That's very thoughtful of you." 500 miles away from any rest stop; how in the hell did he get to her by simply skipping?

Tifa smiles at him regardless and takes from him the ice cold drink, nodding once in approval. Her car was broken down. He could have given her a phone to reach the towing company. Or even assisted her in fixing up her flat tire.

                                But he gives her a drink and promotes his brand instead.

                                                 Was this hell? This was clearly hell.

[offulgurian]

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

Nonverbal RP Starters

Aggressive

Do it again bird brain, he DARES you.

[nowtheyknow]

@cawcawkenny​ started following you.

What... on earth was that thing?

[sunshinexmechanic]

>>> @cawcawkenny​ sent ||  "Hey Darlin', I hear someone in this neck'a th' woods needs a hug. Come on in. Cuddle close. I ain't gonna bite 'cha."

>>> Cindy looked over her shoulder as she heard the familiar voice of her friend from behind her. She turned around and leaned against the truck she was working on, resting her hands on her hips. 

“Kenny, y’know darn well I’ll always have a hug from you, but I ain’ havin’ a hug with you in that costume. Y’might be a mascott but we’re friends first, now take that thin’ off an’ come over here!”

[oldamicitia]

"It's just a suit. This ain't my real face an' body."

“I would hope that you have a body and face under that. How much would I have to pay you to show up to my son’s next birthday party?”

[littlestshield]

.❀:▹@cawcawkenny sent: “Caw! Caw! Who needs a hug today?”

.❀:▹Iris smiled in DELIGHT at the sound of her favourite childhood mascott appearing from behind her. Without any hesitation, she squealed, “ME!” Then leapt up and gave him the biggest hug she could muster. “Hi, Kenny! It’s been so long! I really need this today! Do you think we could give my big brother Gladio one as well?”

[aspiringroleplays]

He comes up clapping his wings, out of seemingly nowhere and then began the chant. "I don't know but, i've been told. Someone here is getting old! Happy happy birthday may all your dreams come true! I'm glad it's not my birthday so, i'm not as old as you!" Worry not, for the embarrassment, he'd be getting a cupcake.

“AH-!”

He jumped without thinking, seeing the freakishly cursed mask, before calming down in recognition. “Oh it’s just you.”

Though his greeting was cut short, blinking in confusion at the chant, before he finally put two and two together. He said, letting his head hang low for a moment. Man, these American traditions were so embarrassing... it was bad enough at restaurants but here too?

He peeked up, when he was presented with a cupcake, and smiled in resignation. “Thanks.” He took the cupcake, rolling his eyes good naturedly. He supposed it wasn’t all bad.

[rexelectus]

● – || @recipch​​ sent:  At the Chocobo festival— everyone was having a great time. Noct had gotten to watch the races with Prompto, and would be on his way to reunite with the rest of his retinue. The last thing one would expect was Gladio, holding a pair of glasses with a shattered lens. Ignis had been abducted. But by who?

● – || “Can Prompto and I watch the races, Specs? I promise we won’t stay too long. Just a race or two?�� Noctis pleaded with his Advisor as he could hear them starting in the background behind him. The Chocobo races were, arguably, Noctis and Prompto’s favourite activity at the Chocobo Festival. Well, Prompto always enjoyed all of it, but his love for Chocobos were unmatched. 

When he was granted permission by, arguably, his second parent, Noctis hugged Iggy then took off running towards the races that were about to start.

“I’ll race you there, Prompto!”

‘Wa--? Dude!’ Then the blond took off after his best friend towards the Chocobo races. 

The boys were there for about twenty minutes, letting their minds get distracted by the sight in front of them. LAUGHTER, squeals of delight, and epic cheers could be heard all throughout the festival because of these races. Noctis even smiled, a sight rare for the Crown Prince, but he was able to have fun and relax a little bit, even in the eyes of the public. 

He got a text from Gladio, one asking if Iggy had gone to the hotel. He looked at it then quickly responded in between races: 

[ TEXT : NOCTIS ] Hey. Did Iggy go back to the hotel? <sent>

[ TEXT : GLADIO ] I think he would have told us if he was. He doesn’t go anywhere without at least letting you know in case it has to do with my safety. I thought he was with you this whole time? Maybe he went to judge the desserts? <sent>

Sure, this planted a bit of worry in the Prince’s mind. Even when he watched the races, he started to worry if Iggy was alright. Gladio was right. He always texted the group if he went somewhere, or at least let him or Gladio know in case there was something that needed to be done as a safety precaution. It was unlike Iggy to go off alone without explanation. He kept his phone in his hand in case Gladio texted him again.

When the races had finished, and Noctis and Prompto had each gotten chocobo-shaped cotton candy, they made their way back over to where Gladio and Ignis were standing. Noctis’ paces were quick, and not just because as they were walking a message flashed across his phone from Gladio. 

[ TEXT : NOCTIS ] Can’t find Iggy. Something’s wrong. Help. <sent>

“Prompto, come on. We have to go.”

‘What’s the matter?’

“It’s-- . . .”

A message that brought Noctis and Prompto face to face with Gladio clutching Iggy’s broken glasses like a lifeline.

“Iggy. . .?” Noctis breathed in horror as he realized just what had happened. Iggy’s glasses were there yet Iggy was not. Iggy NEVER went anywhere without his glasses meaning something as very WRONG. 

“We- . . .We have to find him.” He gave his cotton candy to a group of kids passing by so that it didn’t go to waste then shifted his attention to Gladio. 

“May the Gods have mercy on whoever took my Advisor.” The Prince growled under his breath as he curled his hand into a tight fist. 

Gods have mercy on me. . .

“We’re not going home without him, is that clear?” Noctis commanded, “Prompto, you’ll take the North.”

‘Uh-- Right! Got it.’

“I’ll go East, and Gladio West. We will all meet up in the South. If anyone sees anything suspicious, text the group. Don’t draw weapons unless you feel threatened. We don’t want to make a scene. ” Noctis turned to look at the crowd with determination glowing in his bright blue eyes. 

“Wherever Iggy is. . . We’re going to find him.”

[battleshot]

"I just need ta' meet a nice furry. Then this whole get up won' seem so weird." @cawcawkenny​​

          ❝    Uh,  can't  say  I  know  any,    personally...  But  I'm  sure  a  quick  moogle  search  will  help  you  out  there...    ❞      Please  stop  talking  to  me..