#cc bnf steve

[findafight]

Okay I kept thinking about this post and Steve being a BNF of Corroded Coffin message board of the internet of yore.

Alright so way back in the nineties Suzie hooks everyone up with the internet, yes? Yes. Eddie and Steve got together in '92 after some mutual pining and a few disastrous relationships that couldn't handle 1) Steve and Robin's general QPR clinginess 2) Eddie's intensity 3) the secrecy required if having multiple years of monster fighting and subsequent NDAs and the trauma associated therein. They're older and more settled and ready for an Adult Relationship.

Corroded Coffin is gaining traction and doing really well and the internet is still a brave new frontier, so Steve says to Eddie something like "I'm going to see if there's some message boards about you 🥰" and find them he sure does. So he makes accounts and posts under the username EddiesOnlyGroupie because he's hilarious and also the mods banned him from using EddieMunsonsHusband (he figured it was fine on the internet because nobody actually knew who he was but APPARENTLY NOT homophobia lives on in the digital age). He gets pretty well known in the Corroded Coffin fandom, most assuming he's a woman because he will go off on how hot Eddie looked at a gig. Like. Saying unhinged internet shit because 1) true and 2) he and Eddie think it's so funny. Everyone kinda believes the groupie thing too because of all the performance pics he's able to post and how he'll sometimes offer tidbits if knowledge about the band.

When they transition from chatrooms to livejournal etc he follows, with the same username. He's kind of a legend by the mid aughts. EOG is the acronym people use when discussing theories on his identity, and he's like "guys I'm literally his only groupie it's self explanatory. Guys why don't you believe me Eddie hasn't slept with anyone but me since 1992. We're basically married". He goes "it's not a mystery we literally are in love and Jeff and I go to Cubs games and cry when they inevitably lose together. Gareth is Godfather to my cats" (Eddie is still offended that he was not named Sassafras and Moonshine's godfather when Steve and Robin adopted them in '89). No one believes him.

Possibly because he still thirsts after Eddie and whenever someone posts a new Eddie pic those in the know wait for him to pop up with comments like "I want to bite his neck omg" "he has no ass but nobody is perfect I'll settle between his thighs anyway" and "literally a crime I am not married to him right now what the fuck" As twitter grows he swoops in to grab his handle, and follows a bunch of other CC fan accounts (some of them old friends, some of them new to the scene)(EOG 100% has his own fanlore page, which also has speculation on who he is and how he gets all the bts pics. It also doesn't believe when he says what it says on the tin. He's Eddie's only groupie.)

tumblr and tiktok come round and Steve is like. Openly horny on main. He's seen some shit go down on the internet but he's still commenting on Eddie fan edits that are title shit like "why am I attracted to this middle-aged white man" and "retro cc fancam" with things like "I'd let him lick the inside of my ear and only bring it up to tease him on special occasions" "his FINGERS" "back in '89 Jeff and Howie and Claire staged a mutany over this song because they were 'sick of Eddie only writing about biting bats' lmao" and "Jeff is my favourite member of cc"(just to stir the pot)

Eddie comes out in the 2010's and he's like "yeah I've been in a long term relationship with someone who is usually mostly a man kinda (gender is fucky) for the past twenty years, lol. His name's Steve. I love him a lot even if he mocks me online." and of course EOG comments "the mods of that old message board should have let me keep my original handle of EddieMunsonsHusband. When're you gonna make it reality, Munson? smh" and everyone is like Huh?? EOG is a MAN? And he's like yeah? Sometimes?? Not always?

(He 100% thinks this is him telling people he's Eddie's Steve. They don't get the message)

Anyways life goes on Steve continues to thirst under pictures of Eddie, he has his pronouns and name in his bio on twitter (Steve, he/him, she/her, Eddie Munson's first and only groupie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ) and continues to post behind the scenes photos that shockingly few people question (she always says "because I'm his groupie" though. He and Eddie think this is VERY funny and also true. Robin groans. They've been making the same joke for two decades.) and people believe it because Eddie has interacted EOG sometimes, liking photos or videos, commenting sometimes. (Steve has a more professional realname account that he rarely uses but Eddie usually tags Steve there)

And THEN Internet user EddiesOnlyGroupie says he's taking a few weeks off for her honeymoon because "I'm finally marrying the man of my dreams!" And people are happy for him but also bummed because Eddie is also taking a two week hiatus but EOG promises wedding and honeymoon photos. (Face reveal! Sorta!)((he doesn't get why people are excited because he's pretty sure he's been in a lot of Eddie's recent pictures, but whatever)

Imagine the Internet's surprise when Eddie Munson posts a collection of pictures spanning '86 to his 2016 wedding of him and Steve, including one of Steve looking seriously at an old desktop computer, captioned "Steve starting his internet career" and tags EOG.

Steve qrt with "I told yall. I'm his only groupie, and they should've let me keep EddieMunsonsHusband even if they WERE homophobic. Because now it's TRUE"

Niche internet community drama chaos ensues.

[leiascully]

Fic Sampler:  Lots and Lots of Files (multifandom)

The longest stories I’ve written, in case you need something to read that might take a while

Bound and Determined (Dragon Age: Inquisition, Cassandra/Male Inquisitor (Trevelyan rogue) Cassandra presents the Inquisitor with a unusual request: she wants to be tied up. 89000 words; explicit; rope bondage with a heaping helping of slow burn romance

the rose; the prince; the fox (Sherlock, Sherlock/Irene, Sherlock/John/Irene, endgame Sherlock/John) Sherlock Holmes finds his way back to the land of the living, if he was ever there to begin with. 48600 words; explicit; sometimes to be a good lover to someone else, you need some professional instruction

Kick Off Your Sunday Shoes (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Steve/Natasha) Natasha thought it was a shame that Steve had never been dancing (among other things). 36000 words; explicit; did I write it because hot? yes I did

I Like You Under My Skin (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Clint/Coulson) Phil Coulson doesn't show anyone his denim on a first (possibly) date. 31000 words; explicit; sometimes you spend the summer creating an OTP out of 47 seconds of material

Visitor (The X-Files, MSR) At least he's guaranteed to see her once a year. 30000 words; explicit; because CC should have let me write the revival

Resident (The X-Files, MSR) They have missed every other date they might have held significant - birthdays, anniversaries, days of mourning, days of celebration - but they will keep this appointment. 35000 words; explicit; Scully’s side of the story, and if you need more, all the stories that are linked to this one in my head total 128000 words

Baseball Metaphors (The X-Files, MSR) When you run into your ex, you pretend you're dating your partner. Sometimes things spiral from there. 30000 words; explicit, slow burn fake dating is kind of my number one summer jam

no one’s the killer and no one’s the martyr (Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Cain/Gina and a lot of others) Kara Thrace outrode, outroped, outshot, and outdrank the men, and then she came to work for Hellraiser Cain. 27000 words; explicit; did I hear you say you needed a ranch AU?  or was that just the pounding of the blood in my ears because my jeans are so tight

New York AU (Battlestar Galactica, Bill/Laura, Lee/Kara, Kara/Sam) He's seeing her face against a backdrop of stars. 40000 words over multiple stories; explicit; sometimes you just need a happy place

Three Out Of Two (House M.D., House/Cuddy) Cuddy decides House is right about a potential donor. Babymaking ensues. 21000 words; explicit; is this long? not that long.  is this good? maybe not.  but I was once kind of a BNF in this fandom so I had to put it on.   

Ten Prides In Portland (Leverage, Eliot/Parker/Hardison) Ten years of Pride Month celebrations at the Bridgeport Brewpub; or, How Eliot Spencer Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Being Queer; or, The "Be Gay" Part Of Be Gay, Do Crimes. 50000 words; mature; my whole heart and all my heartland queer feels are in this one okay, so if you want to read about an M/M/F triad who love each other, read this