#cdf x eah

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Raven Leonard-Queen

Part 1/Part 2

Had to make a new post because Tumblr ain't letting me reblog the post no more to make a new chapter in the reblogs. @unmaskedagain is still my co author.

He fidgets and nervously strums his guitar.

What was he to do?

Duchess continues to stare at him before sighing, "what's the matter Sparrow?" she says softly.

The two friends were in Duchess's favorite lake, it was empty except for a few turtles and fishes.

"I slept with Apple."

Duchess froze, "i...I'm sorry what?" she blurts out.

Sparrow groans, "I got black out drunk during one of Briar's parties. I guess Apple was hella drunk too because I woke up in her room and I ended up basically jumping out her window," he says groaning as he rubbed his temples.

"What are you going to do now?" Duchess asked her bffa softly.

"She can't raise my child, she's basically crazy and god knows how Queen Diana would raise them," Sparrow groans out.

Duchess sighs as she stood up she stretches her body and twirls.

"Just steal the child."

"I'm sorry what?"

Duchess shrugs, "we know that the White Kingdom aren't too kind to Bastard Children," she says softly.

It was true. Other than being racist, among other things, they weren't keen on accepting bastard children. One of the past Snow Whites Prince had been the bastard child of his father whom cheated on his wife who couldn't bear children. The poor prince was so badly criticized that he was glad when he married his Evil Queen.

"How am I going to steal my kid?" he asks in disbelief.

"You're the next Robin Hood! You can easily steal things."

Sparrow starred at her in disbelief.

"Ugh, just pull the fire alarm at the hospital, punch Crazy Apple unconscious and take the baby."

"I'm starting to get scared of you," Sparrow scoots a little away from her before groaning.

"But what about after? How will I hide my child? I can't just tell mom and dad how they have a grandson."

Duchess hums, in her tale she was hexcited to see she would live after her tale. She would just go through the story like all her past ancestors, but her version that she would take part in, let her live. And Sparrow's tale showed he was still the Next Robin Hood, he would of course steal from the rich and give to the poor, but also take part in community services. Something that both of them did together really.

Although, surprisingly his tale had him not have a love interest, just a friendship with his tale's maid Mariam. Which he was grateful for, he didn't have anyone in mind to steal his heart.

Other than Duchess.

"We can lie. Lie and say you and I got... curious and did it. I didn't know I was pregnant like that show 'I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant' and bam! Problem solved!" Duchess exclaims with a wide smile.

"Can we go back onto what your plan is?" Sparrow asks.

Duchess sighs, "I mean...it'd be easy, everyone knows how lousy Diana was with security was when Crazy Apple was born. Whose to say she wouldn't be lazy again with security for the birth. We get Faybelle in on this, have her curse the staff or mess with the cameras and we're all set!" she exclaims.

"I love you," Sparrow blurts out.

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Maddie was sipping tea as she and the girls had a picnic in the forest when she pauses.

"What if it was Sparrow's? He did get black out drunk that one-"

"He has more self respect than that Maddie!" Ashlynn, Briar and Lizzie exclaim loudly.

Maddie frowns and wrinkles her nose, "jolly gee you're all right."

The group knew Diana was just pulling horse shit out of thin air. There was no way Apple could get the role of a newly created story. It would semi make sense if it was the story of Juno, but nope, there was already a Juno for that generation in the comedy movie school.

Now they were all wondering when Diana would get called out.

25/?

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In your halfvampire Raven AU, I can see Raven being the embodiment of "you're doing amazing sweetie" to Sparrows and Duchess great great granddaughter being the next snow white once she's grown up because Raven witnessed the entire situation from day 1 and I just like to imagine her being so supportive for the new snow white instead from the "white" kingdom like anyone expected.

Since Duchess TECHNICALLY is the granddaughter of the Bastard child of a past Snow White. I totally see her and Sparrow's great great grandchild getting the role while Apple's child's grandchild or great grandchild is hella relieved tbh.

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@unmaskedagain

Cirque Du Freak x EAH Crossover au

Bio!Dad au for Raven

Steven, who is still a vampaneze and very much alive thank you very much bc he and Darren (vampire) agreed not to fulfill the prophecy Mr. Tiny said, marries Evil Queen.

Mira liked his drive. That and because well...vampaneze are evil.

She's magical enough to carry his child.

Raven of course is half vamp since Mira is human. Meaning Raven ages 1 year every 5

Imagine they got together a year after the Snow White story finished.

....just realized god damn the aging is a bitch.

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How’s raven getting up to in the half vampereze au, have there been more photos posted of her, what are the public’s thoughts on her after Apple went crazy, sorry if this sounds a bit weird, I’m not good at thinking of what to ask

I've honestly forgotten XD shes good. Probably hanging with the Cirque or with her step bro and his mom