#celebi.txt

[cyberstevie]

on april fools day every year now i do a character on discord that i call “D.B. Kooker” which is db cooper but he says weird shit

[shiny-bi-moved-blog]

❤️ i feel so hollow ❤️

[cyberstevie]

hey your boyfriend was looking dirty so we put him in the wash and um now we can’t find him sorry. yeah we checked the lint tray.

[cyberstevie]

oh yeah as of three days ago i am 1 year tumor free !!!! 😌

[cyberstevie]

BREAKING NEWS my apartment entrance has a bunny nest directly outside my front door. it has passed the string test confirming there is still a mommy taking care of them. i 100% caught this rabbit making this nest weeks ago - it was running in and out under my fence - and evidently it did not care enough about my presence to relocate. will post updates as story develops

[cyberstevie]

when i was 16 i was like “they’re selling the gravity falls journal 3 special editions for over $100??? hell no ill get the normal one” and now im 24 and they’re going for $10,000 on ebay

[cyberstevie]

gender is so fucking stupid if you think about it for 3 seconds and policing it is even stupider and i’m not just talking about transphobes i’m also talking about queer people who try to make it their business to decide who gets to say they’re what

[cyberstevie]

“your manager is not your friend” doesn’t mean “your manager always has ulterior motives and will only see you as means to an end” btw. my manager is fucking fantastic and prioritizes our comfort above all else to a remarkable degree. what “your manager is not your friend” means is “your manager has power over you and that power imbalance should be kept in mind with any work or non-work related interactions”

[cyberstevie]

[through gritted teeth] i will enjoy valentine’s day this year. i will love and be loved on valentine’s day this year. i will not be a cynical hater on valentine’s day this year. i will enjoy sharing my love with another on valentine’s day this year.

[cyberstevie]

@gilfrespecter did the "i just made donuts do you guys want some" bit and then followed through and literally mailed me donuts from maine. (ft a disgruntled monty)

[cyberstevie]

my girlfriend taught me how to pin insects and im good at it!!!

[cyberstevie]

btw speaking of here’s some thoughts from twitter

[cyberstevie]

writing fanfiction in the notes app of my phone on the toilet because of an idea that came to me through the highway hypnosis haze of driving home from work at 11pm

[cyberstevie]

you people are all “don’t harass seemingly cishet people for gender nonconformity because they might be in the closet and it’s a shitty thing to do regardless” until it’s someone you find annoying

[cyberstevie]

i am so glad everyone is enjoying the nutrition graph gag on the forever weed brownie post. that was a little idea i had in the car when i had like half of the comic done and i got. so excited about it

[cyberstevie]

when i hear “tboy swag” i picture marty mcfly in my head