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"can i get a wa-hoo?" is genuinely the funniest thing a person could say in any situation but it is so undeniably powerful coming from a demon with a cheap mustache

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Yasss

Pssst…. hey, kid….

Want a Pokémon egg?

Everybody who reblog this, and I mean EVERYBODY will get an egg. I’ll design a brand new Pokémon based off your blog, but first, the egg will be gifted to you in your PMs.

So, enjoy!!

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Pssst…. hey, kid….

Want a Pokémon egg?

Everybody who reblog this, and I mean EVERYBODY will get an egg. I’ll design a brand new Pokémon based off your blog, but first, the egg will be gifted to you in your PMs.

So, enjoy!!

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i heard u were talkin shit about secretarybirds

how could anyone not love these amazing creatures i mean just look

so beautiful

so majestic

look this one is laughing!!!!

this one is stomping a motherfuckin’ snake like A BOSS

((ok that snake is rubber but IF IT WERE A REAL SNAKE THAT BIRD WOULD STILL STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF IT I MEAN LOOK THIS IS THE AFTERMATH OF SOME GENUINE BADASS MOTHERFUCKIN’ SNAKE STOMPING))

u go motherfucker eat that fuckin’ snake hell yeah!!!

this one likes modern dance

this one’s GOTTA GO FAST!!!

THIS ONE DOESN’T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GRAVITY IT’S GONNA FUCK UR ASS UP

in conclusion: MOTHERFUCKIN’!!!!!!!!!!!

SECRETARYBIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!

thank u and goodnight

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uh I'm a dumbass and what was your username before?

*big sip of dumb Bitch juice™* Mood? It was regularolddad

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Things to bring back in books:

Chapter titles

Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read

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Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

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please appreciate this ok

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Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

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when will modern directors be bold enough to give us a fight seen choreographed to tained love

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Jack+Kate || Bellamy+Clarke

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playlist of songs 90s kids remember jamming out to

Potential Breakup Song - Aly & AJ

Reach Out (ft. the Prophet) - Hilary Duff

Year 3000 - Jonas Brothers

Toxic - Britney Spears

Grenade - Bruno Mars

Jar of Hearts - Christina Perri

Rock Star - Prima J

24 - Jem

Womanizer - Britney Spears

S.O.S. - Jonas Brothers

Heart Skips a Beat - Lenka

Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

DONTTRUSTME - 3OH!3

Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani

Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne 

Umbrella (ft. JAY Z) - Rihanna

TiK ToK - Ke$ha

All Star - Smash Mouth

I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco

Misery Business - Paramore

Bring Me To Life - Evanescence 

Firework - Katy Perry

The Sweet Escape (ft. Akron) - Gwen Stefani 

So What - P!nk

Fidelity - Regina Spektor

Dog Days Are Over - Florence + the Machine

Rolling In the Deep - Adele

Apologize (ft. OneRepublic) - Timbaland

Fergalicious (ft. will.i.am) - Fergie

I Gotta Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas

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I hope everyone is having a fucking day

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it’s what rhys deserves

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Ship Sizes

Supercarrier: fandom flagship.  Everybody and their dog ships it.  The fandom is glutted with artwork and fic.  You cannot escape this ship.

Dreadnought: massively popular.  Nearly everybody ships it.  You can, with dedication, in theory, reach the end of the AO3 archive for the ship’s tag, but it’ll take a long time.

Cruiser: pretty popular ship.  Not everyone ships it, but everyone knows about it.  Has a good amount of fic/art, and probably multiple ask blogs.

Frigate: just plain popular.  Feels like it could use more fanworks.  New people to the fandom might not know about it, but they’ll stumble across it sooner rather than later.

Gunboat: bit of a rarepair.  It might have an ask blog or two.  A couple big name fans ship it.  Probably only takes a few weeks to get through the entire AO3 backlog, and one new fic gets added during that time.

Tugboat: rarepair.  Almost never seen except as a side pairing to a more popular ship.  You can usually get through everything on AO3 in a matter of days.  You’ve forgotten what it is to be picky about what you read.

Rowboat: less than a dozen people ship it.  You all know each other.  You exist in an endless cycle of the same five people desperately producing art and fic and one person who constantly contributes headcanons.

Canoe: you are one of maybe three people who ship it, and there’s a not-insignificant chance you’ve never encountered those other two hypothetical shippers.  You spend your days paddling furiously in hopes of keeping the ship afloat, dreaming of the day you upgrade to a rowboat so you can finally rest.

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Hi!!! my name is otacon!!! ━━━☆ 

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15 Questions, 15 Mutuals

1. Are you named after someone? My middle name is

2. Last time you cried? About a week ago

3. Any kids? Not anytime soon

4. Do I use sarcasm? Always.

5. First thing I notice about a person? Hair

6. What's your eye color? Sometimes brown, sometimes green

7. Scary movies or happy endings? I don't really watch scary movies unless my friends force me to, and I don't always like happy endings either... So neither

8. Special talent? I play Flute and Piccolo

9. Birthplace? Maui, Hawaii

10. Hobbies? Writing, videogames, watching shows, drawing, adventuring

11. Do you/have you played any sports? I used to play Soccer and flag football when I was younger

12. Pets? I have a dog who is my best friend, he's turning 17 this year... He old man

13. Height? 5'2" I'm smol

14. Favorite subject in school? History

15. Dream job? Being an agility course judge for dog shows

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