#cellblock wisdom

[eggchjf]

Ogerpon if you use her to battle Pecharunt

[jamesheathridge]

Beat

I hurt the Gingerbread boy

'Cause he's Pretend-Bread Boy

Little cookie man, never waved to me

So he got knocked out

Because I flow

La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo

Dur Dur Dur Dee Dur

Man, I just flow

Shoeshine

And no one wanted your stinkin' tiara

'Cause no one wanted your stinky chair

And why you always talk about the cool kids who take archery?

Yeah, you're a shinky-dink

You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me

"Carl Poppa"

Ah-ah-ah-ah

La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo

Dur Dur Dur Dee Dur

I threw a brick in the air (what kind of brick?)

Shouldn't matter because a brick is just a brick (word)

Dark days, darker nights

Found my way down a whole without light

Because I flow

La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo

Dur Dur Dur Dee Dur

This whole thing where random dead people try to kill me's gotta go

They keep walking

Walking my way

If they're talking can't tell what they say

They keep falling over stuff in their way

Dead dudes walking

Can ruin your day

La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo

Dur Dur Dur Dee Dur

Now all the walkers sing

Ah-ah, ah-ah

Ah-ah, ah-ah

I just like to dance, yeah!

(Carl Poppa)

Cellblock wisdom

French braid tabletop

If you mess with the Carl Poppa

I'm coming at you like one, two

Walkers in the back of the club

I'm guessing it's a club where everyone dies

If they try to dance to the music that doesn't play

'Cause we don't got no electricity

What we got is bones, bones, bones

Piles of bones, bones, bones, bones, bones

If you try to step up to me

Hit you in the femur with another femur that is laying on the ground, yeah

Wordsmith, rhymes

Hama lama, sima lama, hama lama

Someone had to cut my baby sister out my momma

They keep walking

Walking my way

If they're talking can't tell what they say

They keep falling over stuff in their way

Dead dudes walking

Can ruin your day

They keep walking

Walking my way

If they're talking can't tell what they say

They keep falling over stuff in their way

Dead dudes walking

Can ruin your day

Jiggy Jar Jar Doo

Dur Dur Dur Dee Dur

Man, I just flow

Carl Poppa, Carl Poppa

Man, I just flow

Carl Poppa, Carl Poppa

Carl Poppa

I can barely remember pre-apocalypse

Carl Poppa

Uh, I guess nothing rhymes with that

Except maybe "taco lips"

Man, I just flow

Carl Poppa

Carl Poppa

Man, I just flow

Carl Poppa

You cannot handle the flow, son

[wontlasttwodays]

A Prayer To Carl Poppa

Carl Poppa, father of flow,

I barely remember pre apocalypse.

I don’t want a funeral.

All we got is bones, bones, bones.

Impart your cellblock wisdom to Scott M Gimple,

And protect this fandom from french braid tabletop.

La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo.

Guide us through these dark days;

Knock out all the pretend-bread boys,

And deliver Shrinky Dink to the cool kids.

Dur Dur Dur Dee Dur.

Shoe shine our way down this hall with your wordsmith and rhyms.

Throw a brick in the air to save this mini series from being a sticky chair,

And we will dance to the music that doesn’t play,

femur to femur.

Taco Lips.

[eggchjf]

I messed up my timing while taking photos on the Switch and got this glorious clusterfuck of an image

[eggchjf]

the next hot new Shrek/Puss in Boots meme NEEDS to be us photoshopping the wolf into random scenes (bonus points if it’s a scene where a character dies, or is about to)

let’s make this guy the next Lucky Luciano

[eggchjf]

my gampa he is NOT sick he is allowed in public spaces

[eggchjf]

*stares in "Has a shit-ton of Sonic fan characters from when I was a kid up until now so they could easily be real here too"*

[eggchjf]

If the Worst Girls Cinematic Universe (WGCU for short) runs on some kind of Persona-esque “Human cognition can literally warp reality”/“Clap your hands if you believe” rule, I just hope this doesn’t include the OTHER Fun Part (tm) of that. You know, the whole “Summoning Final Boss Gods of the Week that try to destroy humanity as we know it bc they earnestly believe that’s what humans desire most and so therefore that wish MUST be granted at all costs” thing. That’d be a pain in the ass to deal with (especially when it keeps fucking happening over and over for multiple years in a row)

[eggchjf]

my cringefail children who have every disease

[eggchjf]

gotta get back, back to the past, samurai splat

[eggchjf]

...he says this as I'm playing as a yellow Grumpus

this is the SECOND game I've played this year that has Yuri Lowenthal voicing a major character. wtffffff

[eggchjf]

mfw today's Dracula Daily entry

[eggchjf]

Grand Festival photo collection :P

[eggchjf]

Attack names of all time tbh