#cessu talks about apex legends

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I KNOW there was a reason why I kept saving silly animal memes on IG to a collection I named Revenant. Today I found out you can make stickers on IG stories.

merry crisis

I'm tagging @mintcrows because she inspires me to Rev shitpost 💖

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took me only more than two years and about 500 levels

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I don't get squad kills often and especially not early in a br match but I solo-downed like two players (missing their third teammate) with just a Peacekeeper as Maggie and that felt pretty good

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after almost 2 years of maining Loba I recently got the "down someone who had just been respawned" badge on her

the most dishonorable badge :'DD

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of course when I go on a murderous rampage in Apex, my highlight-saving app goes snooze snooze

I'm pretty sure I've never gotten 8 kills in one match before, 6 or 7 at max.

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Haven't played Wattson much but I had the best idea last night and made the area around the fight ring in Olympus full of fences as fast as the cooldowns allowed me to and ended up getting the last member of a enemy squad electrified because I knuckle sandwiched them back into the fence (they were next to it, trying to play safe). Looked pretty funny.

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I didn't expect winning twice on Conduit in less than a week and in just a few matches WHILE having a flu but here we are

my very own pocket Fuse definitely carried, though.

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played two matches in a row with a random Caustic and they both ended up at a underwhelming obvious defeat at second place because the Caustics just hung out inside with their fart bombs like

instead of directly attacking the enemy

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Times I’ve been Kill Leader so far

Gibby (Aug 2022)

Bangalore (Sept 2022)

Pathy (Oct 2022)

Valk (Oct 2022)

Loba (Oct 2022)

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Some June wins: first Mad Maggie win yayy, day's first match wins for Rev and Loba, one regular with Wattson which made me smile because that doesn't happen too often either. Feat. Luke's Gibby on some of them.

Two Houndy wins because winning on them makes me particularly happy (nonbiney win and Pride month hehe), but the second one specifically because that's Luke on Fuse and while our Wraith totally carried us, I'm happy to finally get a Fusehound win with my IRL boo ❤️❤️

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first win of season 17, RE-45'd that last kill :'D my performance was okay, nothing amazing (wasted my ult, for example ;-; ) but winning is a treat every time for a casual noob like me.

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I hope this person who replied to a transphobic comment about Catalyst is having a good day.

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the day has come.

I accidentally picked Gibby instead of Loba and I got to experience being Kill Leader for a total of 30 seconds perhaps.

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in our series of "underwhelming lootboxes"

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she is enjoying a cold drink at the beach