#ch: zykelle

[dungeonegg]

Nilrex guild survival guidelines - part 1

Just a bit of a goofy little thing I've been working on that I thought I'd share. Some of the tips and tricks the guild came up with over the years before the annihilation.

If Aiden says it's a "good" idea....run.

Do not steal Reveka's ice cream. She will pull serial killer from a horror movie tactics in revenge.

If Alouette, Zykelle, and Danny have any sort of Disney marathon before a Dungeon raid, be prepared for quotes, singing, and so on at highly inappropriate times. Zykelle is the primary instigator but the other two will do so as well. Expect no regrets or remorse.

Rowe goes missing a lot. If needed, tell Divondra and wait If Divondra is unavailable, just wait. Do NOT attempt to locate Rowe yourself. Especially do not attempt to search Rowe's room or the air vents.

Aiden's brother, Kaz, is not allowed anywhere near the kitchen. Ever.

What goes on paper plate awards is not to be explained to any source of media. Ever.

Stage a coup Fridays are for Fridays. Not Mondays. Especially not as protests over the weekend being done.

Serious attempts at staging a coup are not encouraged, at any time. Crazy, outrageous ones are king and have a specific day of the week reserved for them.

Danny can make a weapon of pretty much anything. No, you do not need to ask for demonstrations. And no, poking Danny with a chop stick between the ribs is NOT an advisable way to get a demonstration. Or with anything else, any where else. Looking at you Aiden.

It's best to keep ALL sharp objects away from Tallulah when requesting healing. Blunt objects too. Any objects really. Better yet, do not request healing from Tallulah.

Do not ask about Zykelle's "tramp stamp". He will proudly show you.

Don't make Addy cry.

If Alouette is baking, prepare for war. Victor gets the goods. Or hit with a wooden spoon. Depends if she plans to share. (She usually does.)

Any consequences of one's powers are the responsibility of that particular individual. So yes, Aiden, you do have to baby sit when you use yours.

Cornered or surprised Rowe can be a bit...stab happy. Always let Divondra handle.

Yes, some of Addy's "friends" can be terrifying. No, you cannot tell that to her. Or at least, no you should not if you do not want Addy trying to convince you of their good qualities by employing whichever of her friends you fear to follow you around while Addy lists off positive traits of theirs.

Give Tallulah knitting supplies at your own peril.

If Danny is missing, immediately tell Alouette or Zykelle. Space may be all Danny needs but letting Danny stew ends poorly for everyone.

Unless brought up by a member of the guild, it's best advised not to bring up their family situation. The ones who have good family relations will let you know.

While it may be adorable to see, it's not advised to let Addy play with Divondra's drag gear. Not that Divondra has any real problems with it but Addy has actually gotten injured playing dress up with that stuff. Addy is no size thirteen after all.