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ziyechs · 23 days ago
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“without a quarterback... what would a receiver be?” <3
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dumbandpoetics · 3 months ago
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JOE BURROW, TEE HIGGINS, & JA'MARR CHASE via the Bengals' Instagram | March 18, 2025
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mrsburreaux · 4 months ago
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JAMARR🤣🤣🤣 an elite pull from jamarr.
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squad-3 · 4 months ago
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Add it to the collection!
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goldfades · 5 months ago
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joe burrow x popstar
watching edits together and getting so surprised by how freaky ppl are
warnings: nothing but fluff!!!
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It starts with Joe’s arm slung lazily over the back of the couch, his thumb absentmindedly brushing the bare skin of your shoulder. The TV flickers in front of you, some forgettable show playing in the background, its dialogue drowned out by the comfortable silence you’ve both perfected over time. It’s the kind of quiet that doesn’t need filling.
Your phone is in your lap, screen dim until curiosity—or maybe boredom—gets the best of you. A harmless scroll through social media, a pit stop at the tagged photos section, and suddenly you’re spiraling.
“Oh my God,” you blurt out, sitting up straighter, your thumb jabbing the screen with newfound urgency. “Joe. Joe, look at this.”
He leans in without hesitation, chin practically resting on your shoulder, his body radiating that signature warmth. His eyes squint a little, adjusting to the smaller screen, before widening in real time as the video plays—a fan edit, dramatic music swelling, quick cuts of the two of you like you’re the lead roles in some forbidden romance movie. Except it’s not just stolen glances and soft smiles. No, these people are bold.
Very bold.
Joe’s brow arches, mouth falling open slightly. “Is that—did they just—”
“They did.”
You don’t even finish the sentence because the next clip is somehow worse—or better, depending on how you look at it. And honestly, you’re not sure if you want to laugh, cry, or throw your phone across the room.
“Why is it in slow motion?” Joe asks, genuinely perplexed, his voice low and warm against your ear.
“Because that makes it dramatic,” you deadpan, thumb hovering over the screen like it might self-destruct. “Obviously.”
Joe snorts, the sound bursting out of him, and that’s what does it—you both dissolve into laughter, the kind that leaves you breathless and aching. He leans back, his head hitting the cushion with a soft thud, one hand clutching his chest like the sheer absurdity physically hurts.
“Play it again,” he gasps between laughs.
You oblige, because how could you not? The video is somehow funnier the second time around, now that you’re prepared for the dramatic zooms and questionable song choice (yes, False God by Taylor Swift). Joe wipes a tear from the corner of his eye, shaking his head.
“Do people really think we look at each other like that?” he asks, trying to catch his breath.
You glance at him, the way his eyes crinkle when he laughs, the faint flush on his cheeks, the curve of his smile.
“I mean,” you tease, nudging his knee with yours, “they’re not completely wrong.”
His laughter softens into something quieter, something warmer. He shifts, leaning in again, his hand finding yours without thinking, fingers threading together like they always do. The TV is still on, the fan edit paused mid-dramatic frame, but none of that matters now.
“Yeah,” he says softly, his thumb brushing over your knuckles. “Guess they’re not.”
And just like that, the absurdity of fan edits fades into the background, leaving only the warmth of his gaze, the comfort of his touch, and the quiet realization that maybe the fans see something you’ve both known all along.
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katelyn102 · 6 months ago
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STOP IT😍😭
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glittter-vamp · 6 months ago
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I LOVE THIS HOLY MATRIMONY!!!
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chasedeys · 7 months ago
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Batmobile thoughts, please?
Joe : I don't know what you're talking about. Tee : ........I don't know what y'all are talking about. Ja'Marr : He bought the batmobile?
You guys are all in on this, wow. You guys are all playing dumb.
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joeyfranchise · 7 months ago
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𝟙𝟚 𝕕𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕗𝕚𝕔-𝕞𝕒𝕤: 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕠𝕟𝕖
under the mistletoe
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lsu!joe x fem!reader
summary: you and joe can’t stand each other. what happens when your stubbornness meets his head on… underneath the mistletoe.
warnings: minors dni, 18+. cocky joe is always his own warning, kissing, spitting, p in v, semi-public sex.
word count: 4.3k
note: happy first day of fic-mas! what better way to start than with lsu joe <333
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“yeah, i’ll be able to make it… i think,” you say into your phones receiver, struggling to slide your uggs on and talk on the phone at the same time. “sorry margot! i’m scrambling this morning!” you tell your roommate, turning her on speaker and laying your phone on the counter.
her cheerful voice fills the kitchen as she responds. “it‘s okay babe! i just heard about this party and we have to go to it before we go home for christmas this year! can you write it on the fridge calendar?”
as you listen to margot talk, you pop a k-cup into your keurig and begin brewing it, sliding your trusty travel mug underneath to catch all of the delicious liquid that you can only hope will get you through this day.
“yep, i’ll put it on there! december 21st?” you ask her, popping the cap off the dry erase marker that your white-board calendar holds.
“yes, that’s right. we’ll just have to watch our alcohol intake that night since we both have an early flight the next morning.” she laughs.
you write the event down and close the marker, placing it back in its holder. you fix up your coffee as margot continues talking, filling you in on the campus drama she’s already seen this morning.
“so anyways girl,” she raved, the smirk on her face evident in her tone, “i saw justin and joe this morning talking to the same girl. like get a grip. they’re probably having another weird competition again.”
you scowl immediately as you hear joe’s name. the quarterback and his best friend chatting up the same girl, how cliché. “god i cannot stand them!” you reply with an eye-roll, annoyance present in your voice.
you weren’t sure why you hated joe so much. maybe it was the incessant flirting he did with you and every other girl you knew. maybe it was how his friend group always made bets on who could “bag bitches” first, or maybe it was just the overly confident attitude that seeped from his pores. every class that you took with him, you dreaded, because you knew he’d be right there on his bullshit the whole time.
over time, he grew to dislike you as well, especially when he realized his advances wouldn’t work on you. you tried your best to avoid and ignore him, but he always made it difficult for you. he’d bump you as you passed by, knocking you and your books over into the floor. he’d stick his foot out in hopes that you’d trip. he’d send unsolicited dick pics just because he knew it’d piss you off. the joke was on him when you’d reply with laughing emojis or even the shrimp emoji.
margot laughed at your anger. “joe’s honestly kinda funny.” she says, only making you scowl even more. “oh am i?” you can hear him ask her, it becomes obvious to you that he’s made his way over to your best friend. “mhmmm.” she draws out, and you gag. you can imagine her twirling her hair around her finger as she flirts back with him. puke.
“hey princess, comin’ to the party?” he asks, clear that he’d taken margot’s phone. hanging up the phone on him is your answer. how could she be talking trash about him flirting one minute, and then flirting back the next. you roll your eyes for nobody but yourself.
you grab all your things and leave your flat, locking the door behind you as you head to class, ready to get the last few days before winter break over with.
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the days seem to fly by, which you’re thankful for, and you pack your bag at the end of your last class before break with a smile on your face. the party is tonight, which you aren’t really excited for, but you’re going for margot and to get at least a little tipsy.
you sling your bag over your shoulder and head out of the class, your stomach growling as you think of what you should have for dinner.
you’re lost in thought as you walk, and soon you’re running straight into a hard body. as you look up to apologize you realize it’s joe, so you close your mouth as quickly as you’ve opened it.
“damn, princess.” he chuckles, grabbing your elbows to steady you. “if you wanted a hug i could just give you one.” he winks.
“no thanks.” you say, shoving him off you. “i’m too afraid i’ll catch chlamydia or something.” his friend ja’marr laughs at your words and joe throws him a scowl.
“that’s not how that works.” joe snarks, raising an eyebrow at you. “but then again, you probably wouldn’t know, you’re probably a virgin.”
you stomp down hard on his toe. “actually no, i fucked your dad.” you retort, blowing him a kiss as you walk past, and farther down the hallway.
you don’t see justin and ja’marr losing their minds at what you said, falling into each other with laughter. you also don’t see how joe stares as you walk away, a mix of anger and pride written all over his face.
when you make it home, you can barely get your keys out before margot is throwing open the door and dragging you in, headed straight for her closet. she has about ten different outfit options laid out, and even some she’s selected for you, including a beautiful strappy red dress.
“help me pickkkkk.” she whines, rifling through all the clothes she’s strewn over her bed. you pick up a navy bodycon dress with shiny silver accents and hold it up to her frame, followed by a long, dark green dress.
“i’ve always liked how these two look on you, marg. pick one of them!” you say, trying to sound as chipper as possible. she holds them both up as she turns to look in the floor length mirror, examining them and trying to make a decision.
“ughhhhh, i don’t knowwww.” she whines again, and you’ve had enough. you snatch the red dress off the bed and race out of her room, headed for your own. you lock the door behind you, and you hear margot laughing as she knocks at the door.
“bitch!” she yells, amused at your antics. you step into your bathroom, hanging the dress on the back of the door as you slip your clothes off and turn the hot shower on. you tie your hair up, not wanting it to get wet, and you step under the hot stream.
the water hits your back pleasantly, the warmth working at the knots of stress you’d been holding in your shoulder blades. you lathered your body wash onto your loofah and began scrubbing, washing away the ick of your day.
you quickly check your body, rinsing before turning the water off and stepping out of the shower to dry off with your favorite fluffy towel. you lotion up, put on some perfume, and apply a quick layer of makeup - concealer, mascara, and lipgloss - before sliding the dress on and letting down your hair. the red fabric hugged your shape in all the right places, and you posed in the mirror as you admired just how good you looked.
you plugged the curling iron in and as you waited for it to heat up you ran out into your room to slide a thong underneath your dress, followed by putting on a pair of sparkly silver heels. you began curling your hair shortly after, and then you applied some hairspray, then a few accentuating pieces of silver jewelry.
once you were satisfied with how you looked, you spritzed on some extra perfume and unplugged the curler, wrapping the cord around it and shoving it back under your bathroom cabinet. you unlocked your door and went out to the kitchen to try and find a quick snack before the party. you settled on toast, popping a piece of bread into the toaster and pushing the button down.
margot stepped out of her room and joined you in the kitchen just as you were spreading peanut butter on your bread, and she spun around so you could critique her look. she wore the navy dress with black heels, and she looked incredible.
you took a bite of toast before speaking, “it looks great babe!”
she gagged as you spoke with your mouth full. “i can’t believe you’re eating that in a dress, my dress no less!” she scowled playfully.
“i like living life on the edge.”
you finished your food and washed your hands quickly, margot was ready to get out the door. you grabbed your phone and locked up, heading to her car so she could drive to the party. you left your phone in her car as you arrived, knowing you’d be staying sober and driving back home tonight. you had originally planned on drinking, but you changed your mind. leaving your phone was against your better judgment, but you did it anyway.
margot left her phone as well but she gave you her keys, knowing you’d be dragging her ass home tonight since you had to fly out in the morning.
as you walked into the party, you laid down the game plan.
“alright, let’s try to stick together, no unnecessary hook-ups. and please don’t drink too much. i’d also like to get home in enough time to sleep a little, and finish packing a few things.” you tell her.
she rolls her eyes and calls you a procrastinator before reluctantly agreeing. you head into the party, the loud music was already bumping through the house and making the floor shake. you knew this was a “christmas” party, but you didn’t expect anything less than rap music to be blaring throughout the frat house.
you stuck by margot’s side as she waded to the kitchen, ready to indulge in a few drinks. you politely declined all that was offered to you, and you kept a close eye on your friend as she began downing shots. after a few sips of liquid courage she finally wanted to dance, so she pulled you along until you were passing through the doorway into a giant room that had been transformed into a dance floor. red lights created a sexy scene, and a disco ball was hung from the ceiling, swirling around and creating a beautiful pattern along the walls.
unfortunately, you didn’t make it past the door. as you were headed one way, joe was headed another, and his friends blocked you both so neither of you could pass.
“the fuck are y’all doing?” joe asked irritatedly, shooting pointed glares toward his friends and to you. “seriously, move and let me through.” you said, just as angered.
justin and ja’marr laughed and smirked at each other, and you noticed margot giggling too as she pointed up to the top of the door-frame. hanging there, of course, was a bit of mistletoe.
joe spoke first. he shoved at justin, “dude, fuckin’ move.” he said.
you tried pushing past ja’marr, but he wouldn’t budge. joe shot you a dirty look. “come on, let’s get it over with then.” he said, annoyance very clear in his tone.
“hell no.” you refuse, crossing your arms in front of your chest. “i’d rather stand here all night than kiss you.”
joe’s face turns to what seems to be a genuinely offended expression, and he mirrors your pose as he challenges you. “oh yeah? alright then.” he says, sticking his bottom lip out and furrowing his brow as he shakes his head. “let’s stand here all night.”
you firmly place your back against the door frame as you make eye contact with him, and he does the same. margot is standing by with his friends, and all three of them are laughing hysterically.
“literally the two most stubborn people i’ve ever seen in my life!” she giggles, leaning on ja’marr’s shoulder.
“you think we need to stand and watch ‘em?” justin asks, looking over at margot. ja’marr answers before she has the chance. “nah, if there’s one thing i know about 9, he ain’t backing down from a challenge.”
“y/n’s the same way. she’d argue with a brick wall if it meant she could prove a point. she won’t budge until he does.”
justin laughs at their answers before ushering them off to the dancefloor, leaving you and joe alone to stare at each other with utter disgust.
you huff as you look at joe, and he smirks back at you, unfazed by your little display of attitude. people pass between you and stop to kiss under the mistletoe, on the lips, cheek, or forehead. the two of you also earn many dirty looks.
standing there is honestly easy - at first. the sheer amount of dislike you have for joe is what’s holding you upright, it has to be. you continue to shoot dirty looks at him, all of which he returns, but after a while your legs start feeling weak. you slouch, eventually falling into a sitting position, and you fix your dress along your thighs so nobody can see under it. joe takes the opportunity to tease you.
“just a quick peck,” he smarms, making a kissy face at you. “that’s allll it’ll take.”
you gag, mostly jokingly, at the thought. “i don’t wan’t your lips anywhere near me, burrow.” he laughs and shakes his head, continuing to stand there with his arms crossed.
you sit there for what feels like hours - it has to be hours, people are leaving the party now… and joe is still across from you, still crouched against the doorway. people have resorted to stepping over you both to get through to the kitchen, pecking each other happily as they cross. some of joe’s friends have tried to come save him, they’ve offered to kiss you so he could come play beer pong or hangout, but you won’t let them. you made this bet with joe, and you have to see it through.
you figured joe would break whenever a girl would come offer herself up to him, but he didn’t. he declined everyone that wasn’t you, and brushed all his friends off. you pretended that didn’t affect you… but the fact that he was doing all this because of some stupid rivalry you had with him turned you on as much as it pissed you off, not that you’d ever admit that to him.
as the crowd starts to dwindle down you get nervous, you really need to get margot and head home, but there’s no way you’re breaking and kissing joe. you look over and see her kissing ja’marr in the corner and you roll your eyes. joe seems kinda proud of his friend and a tiny smirk falls upon his lips.
you scoff.
“what’s your problem?” he asks you, sticking his foot out and kicking yours. “i really need to get going. margot and i have to fly out early and she’s over there sucking face. and i’m over here…”
“not sucking face?” he laughs, tilting his head slightly. “exactly.” you agree.
“look, if it’s bothering you that bad,” he shrugs, “i’ll give you a peck to get it over with. then you and margot can leave.” for a moment you think you can see a crack in that ‘fuckboy’ exterior. you aren’t sure you want to take him up on that offer, but you know neither of your friends will let you move from this spot if you don’t.
you think about it for a brief second, and reluctantly agree to let joe kiss you. you try to talk yourself down. i mean, it could be worse. at least he isn’t ugly.
“okay… fine. but you have to tell everyone you caved.”
“whatever you say, princess.” he lilts, already leaning in toward you. “don’t call me that, i hate it.” you snap, looking him firmly in the eye.
“why?” he teases, inching closer, “it’s what you act like. even now, getting your way so you can go home instead of standing here all night. you’re a spoiled little princess.”
you reach out your hand and place it on his chest, you definitely don’t want to kiss him now. that doesn’t stop him, though. he’s already almost there until finally, his lips are touching yours as his frame towers over yours a bit. you’re both still sitting on the floor, but joe stands up quickly and yanks you up with him.
your immediate reaction to the kiss is to squirm away, but joe doesn’t let you. he wraps his arms around your smaller frame and pulls you into him, caging you against his chest. his lips start moving against yours and after a moment, you start kissing back.
all the alarms in your head are going off, but you can’t force yourself to care now. joe is a really good kisser. your hands find their way to his hair, tugging slightly. joe pulls away for a quick breath.
“went from not wanting my lips near ya to tugging on my shit real quick, huh?”
you slap his arm, earning yourself a laugh. you wait for joe to lean back in, but he never does, and for some reason you feel hurt by it. you look over and see margot still occupied with ja’marr, and then you turn your attention back to joe. he takes in your expression before laughing, you look like a kicked puppy.
“what’s wrong, princess?” he teases again, sliding his hands back around your waist. “didn’t realize you liked me so much?”
“fuck off, joe.” you retort, but you’re laughing as you say it. you stand on your tiptoes to meet his lips again, and he obliges you. you move together in sync, and this time he keeps his hold on you, pulling you even closer.
“always knew you liked me, could fuck you under this mistletoe if i wanted.” he rasps. you moan at the thought. you aren’t sure what’s come over you. you didn’t drink anything… you aren’t usually desperate… maybe it’s something to do with the fact that joe said he didn’t want this just as much as you said you didn’t, but here you are both reveling in each other’s touch. it felt like you couldn’t get close enough to each other. he pushes your back against the doorway, finally moving his hands off your hips and tangling them in your hair.
the tip of his tongue dips into your mouth slightly, and you push yours back against his, sliding it along the roof of his mouth as you slip past his lips. before you know it, joe’s dragging you down the hall and into the first vacant room he can find before he’s throwing you down onto the bed and towering over you. you push up to unzip your dress, realizing you might want this just as much as he does, but he stops you by holding out a hand.
“nah, keep it on. slide it up.”
you do as you’re told, sliding your dress over your legs, wiggling your butt and arching your back so you can get it up over ass and hips. joe drinks in the sight of you, your smooth legs and gorgeous body. you’re insecure about yourself a lot, but he’s looking over you like a man starved as he licks his lips.
he doesn’t bother closing the door as he stalks toward you, pulling a condom from his back pocket with one hand while unbuttoning his pants with the other. you slide your panties down your legs and spread them open for him with confidence.
“fuck,” he gasps, watching as you dip your fingers down between your folds to gather some of your wetness and then you rub them in tight circles on your clit. you gasp as you touch yourself, your eyes following joe as he finally pulls his pants down far enough, fisting his hand along his admittedly large length. you always teased him about it in pictures, but it was big. he knew it, you knew it, half of the state of louisiana knew it. and to your dismay, it was prettier in person.
joe finally makes it to the edge of the bed, still watching you as you work yourself. you figured you’d be cringing at the lack of foreplay, or how his pants aren’t even all the way off, but you can’t bring yourself to care as he continues stroking himself before ripping open the condom and sliding it on. he gets on the edge of the bed by his knees and comes toward you a little, a hand extending out to run a finger through your heat and gather some of the wetness pooling there. he smears it all over his cock, and even though the condom is there, it still drives you crazy to see. “joe, come on before i back out.” you tell him, and you almost don’t recognize your fucked out voice.
the heat of the moment is so enticing to you both. his clothes are still on, pants down his legs halfway, and your dress is hiked up while you dig your high heeled shoes into someone else’s mattress. he finally leans forward and slides into you. you take a sharp breath, feeling more full than you ever have as he pushes in to the hilt.
joe barely gives you any time to adjust before he’s thrusting into you roughly. his lips find yours again and you gasp into his mouth. he pulls away slightly, allowing a drop of spit to fall from his lips into your mouth, which you take happily. you’re both moving sloppily against each other, but as joe brings his hand to your clit to flick his fingertips against it gently, you can’t bring yourself to even care. you’ve had sex with plenty of people and you’ve had orgasms before, but you’ve never experienced the euphoria joe is making you feel.
the warmth starts at the top of your head and it spreads throughout your extremities, into your fingertips and toes. you arch into him, your lips still moving together, and joe’s hips are still pounding into yours, shaking the bed against the wall. you cringe as you hear margot’s keys jingling in your bra. it doesn’t seem to bother joe.
with a few quick slips of his fingers over your clit, you’re cumming against him without warning, and harder than you ever have in your life. the tight squeeze around his cock as you cum is the catalyst for his own orgasm as he spills into the condom.
he pulls out of you with haste, ready to tie off the condom and discard it as fast as possible, hating how slimy it feels. just as soon as he’s moved you dart off the bed, grabbing your panties and slipping them up your legs before attempting to make a run for it.
joe pulls his pants and boxers up, tucking himself in and then runs after you, making it to the door before you. “pretty good, wasn’t it?” he jokes, and you roll your eyes at him before pushing past and walking back down the hall, headed for margot. he chases after you.
“okay, didn’t last as long as i normally would, but i mean, we could do it again, i could prove it. that was… you were…”
you press a finger to his lips as you pass through the very same doorway that got you into this predicament. your eyes study joe’s face as he nervously worries his bottom lip between his teeth. you’ve never seen him like this before, he’s shaken up, and you like that you’re the cause of it. you’d hate to admit it, but you would like to do this again. you point up at the mistletoe and joe takes the hint, pulling you in for another short yet sweet kiss.
“text me.” is all you say before walking over to margot, grabbing her by the arm, and dragging her out the door and to the car. you pull her keys from your bra and unlock it, opening the passenger door and shoving her in before going to the drivers side and starting the ignition.
margot slurs her words as she speaks to you. “wha’ happened? did’ya kiss ‘im?”
“i’ll tell you later, marg.” you say, eager to get home as quickly as possible. you park as quickly as you’ve pulled into the space and you help margot out, grabbing both your phones before you go inside, taking margot right to her room. she insists she’s okay enough to take off her makeup and undress, and she promises she’ll drink water before she falls asleep. you head to your room, shocked to see the clock on your phone reading 1:00am already.
you set yourself an alarm for six, and you undress quickly before sliding on some pajamas and settling in bed.
when you wake the next morning it’s to margot beating on your door. “wake the hell up, we missed our flight!”
you scramble out of bed, unplugging your phone and running out into the hall. margot stands next to her door, laughing at you as you panic.
“don’t just stand there, marg!” you shout, your voice laced with panic. “we’ve gotta get dressed, load our bags, call the airport—“
she cuts you off with a loud laugh. “relax, y/n.” she says between giggles. “we aren’t late. i just wanted to get back at you. how dare you sleep with the quarterback and not tell your best friend?” she shoves your shoulder.
you look down at your phone, realizing it’s only 6:10am. “bitch.” you laugh, running back into your room. you lock the door behind you again, and margot continues her laughter. “i need all the juicy details! literally every last second of it, you have to tell me everything!”
you weren’t sure how she even knew, even though you’re sure ja’marr probably texted her.
you roll your eyes at her even though she can’t see it as you head to your bathroom, ready to take a quick shower. you check your phone one last time before hopping in the water, noticing a text notification from joe, who you’ve affectionately saved as “fuckface.”
you don’t open it just yet, but you crack a smile knowing he’s messaged you already. what have you gotten yourself into?
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nflballgirl · 6 months ago
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CAUSE WE THE BIG THREE, don't need a big speech. We made the biggest impact, check the spreadsheet.
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chromakpopia · 7 months ago
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SHOTGUN ~ (joe burrow x [f] reader)
uhhh tbh never written blurbs or anything like that before! so if this is bad, i apologize ^^ but i saw a post about shotgunning with cigar!joe and thought i’d write about it. hope you enjoy! also yes, this is set in an alternate reality where the bengals won the superbowl.
word count: 1.1k
warnings: cigar!joe, shy!reader, smoking (obviously), suggestive, cut off smut (allusions to it as well), MDNI, exhibition if you squint?, joe praising the reader, joe likes ass…that’s about it! + a small tee and ja’marr cameo.
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the team did it. they won the super bowl.
as the players piled into the locker room, traces of orange and white confetti fell from their shoulders, and their spirits were high. finally, the hard work of this season had paid off.
the boys had all taken showers before coming back out into the main area, where food was brought in, as well as some drinks, and…cigars. you knew that after any major achievement (and winning the superbowl is no small feat), joe liked to smoke a cigar. and holy hell, did he look absolutely hot while doing it.
you walked into the locker room, having been guided by a few escorts. when joe’s eyes landed on you, he smiled, a big one; he always smiled when it came to you. you were a source of happiness and support for him, and he knew that you were his biggest cheerleader. he’d never take your love for him for granted. plus, you looked cute, sporting some bengals merch and having your makeup on.
“hey, baby,” he greeted you sweetly, holding his arm out for you. without hesitation, you jog up to him, giving him a tight hug. he chuckled, his chest rumbling slightly as he does. “thanks for coming, love.”
with a warm smile, you look up at him as his hand caressed your waist sweetly. “of course, hun. i wouldn’t miss this for the world,” you murmur gently. and that was true; even in your own busy life, you made time for joe and his achievements.
joe sits on a nearby bench, gently holding your hand and guiding you onto his lap. you watched as he lit up a cigar that had been passed to him by a teammate. he inhaled, taking a drag of the cigar before exhaling and holding it between his fingers. the way his chest would rise and fall, especially in that tight black shirt…it sent shivers throughout your body. you thought it was the most attractive thing ever, but of course, you were a bit too shy to say that.
you weren’t too shy to stare, that’s for sure. you couldn’t help but watch as joe laughed and interacted with his teammates. his occasional smirk as he took a drag of the cigar. he’s an attractive man; he’s always kind of known that. and he knows you like it.
“you know…you’re not slick with your staring, babe,” joe snickered, raising an eyebrow as he saw your sheepish, but attractive gaze. he placed his fingers on your chin, looking deeply into your eyes. his lips wrap around the cigar and he inhales, his stare trailing over all the features on your face; your (insert color here) eyes, slightly flushed cheeks, and your supple lips.
before he exhales, he pulls the cigar away, leaning in and pressing his lips against yours softly. as he kisses you, smoke fills your mouth. it’s a foreign feeling, causing you to gasp slightly at the warm air. nonetheless, you inhale, your arms wrapping around his shoulders.
as he pulled away, his voice was a slight purr, his hand around you moving down toward your ass. “you’re such a sweet girl, hm?” he hums, his grip on you slightly tightening as he speaks. “so beautiful and loving.”
as joe held your chin, his thumb delicately swiped across your plush bottom lip. “come on, pretty girl,” he coaxed, feeling the softness of the skin under the pad of his thumb.
“open your mouth.”
you nod, looking up at him and parting your lips. after all, when he spoke oh-so-sweetly despite his sensual gaze, it’s easy to want to please him.
“good girl,” he praised, still gently rubbing your lip. slowly, he brings the cigar to your lips, his gaze meeting yours. god. it was something about the way your eyes would peer up at his. the innocent shine to them and how they showed the fact that you were hopelessly devoted to him. only him. if he were to say it didn’t turn him on beyond belief, he’d be absolutely lying.
“inhale,” he guided, gently caressing your cheek as you did what he asked. he knew this was a bit new for you after all. “that’s it princess, you can take it,” he continued to murmur, the husk in his voice ultimately covering your skin with goosebumps. it’s attractive.
after you finish inhaling the cigar smoke, joe grins, desire flicking over him as he leans in and kisses you, causing you to exhale the smoke into his mouth. a satisfied groan escapes him as his hand moves back down to your rear, gripping it. your lips against his was enough to drive him insane, and the stimulation added with the cigar smoke increased all his feelings tenfold.
“so good and sweet for me,” he mumbles as he pulls away for a moment, taking one final drag of his cigar before putting it out on a nearby tray. both of his muscular arms pulled you closer, your hips pressing against his. you could feel just how aroused he was, his hard-on pressing against your thigh. “you look so fucking good, y/n,” he groaned, kissing you once again, smoke flooding from his mouth into yours.
his hands sought refuge on your waist, just under your shirt. your tongues gently but wantonly moved against each other, faint gasps and moans leaving your lips. it was basically as if time stood still, despite the bustling of a few others around. but, they didn’t question it. after all, they figured that joe needed to get laid anyway. he deserved it.
“fuck, joe…” you gasped, cheeks flushed and lips swollen from the rough kissing.
“was that an invitation? after all,” joe tilted his head, his hand moving up your body and gently cupping your breast, “i think i deserve a reward for an awesome super bowl win.”
you nod, a flustered but eager smile on your lips. “yeah…you do…” you pant out softly.
“great. now lets get some privacy. unless you want the others to hear you screaming my name?” joe teased.
“absolutely not.”
with that, joe stood up effortlessly, with you in his arms as he walked off. he couldn’t wait to celebrate with his good girl.
meanwhile…
ja’marr and tee were leaning back, snacking on the food provided as they watched you and joe head out.
“how long do you think they’ll be goin' at it?” ja’marr asked, popping a grape into his mouth.
“shit…knowing the season we’ve had…probably until the sunrise,” tee laughed, shaking his head, “but good for them. more material for us to clown joe with later.”
ja’marr chuckled, bumping tee’s fist. “you’re right about that.”
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whew!!! like i said, this is my first time writing and publishing something like this on tumblr. but i hope it was a fun read! it was a fun write :]]]
SONGS I LISTENED TO WHILE WRITING
- love talk by wayv
- partition by beyoncé
- guy.exe by superfruit
- sticky by tyler the creator
- love shot by exo
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This probably was already shared at some point so I apologize if it was, but I just came across it on Instagram. 🥹
📹 abby.rogers on IG
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THANK YOU MOMMA TEE FOR FEEDING US
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Are the bengals trying to make us emotional today😭
They are both babies in that first clip omg
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no men era | chapter four, DAYLIGHT
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⟢ ┈ 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 | after realizing you were in no shape for a relationship, you decide that you were going to focus on yourself -- that is, until joe burrow makes an appearance again, and this time it wasn't so... smooth.
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The sun was barely up when you decided.
Lying in your hotel bed, wrapped in the pristine white sheets, you stared at the ceiling and made the choice that this—this—was going to be your new era. A clean slate. No more Jayson, no more men, no more attaching your identity to someone else. You weren’t just Travis and Jason Kelce’s little sister. You weren’t just Jayson Tatum’s ex.
You were you.
And maybe you didn’t fully know what that meant yet, but you were damn sure going to figure it out.
You threw off the covers and padded toward the bathroom, the early morning chill nipping at your skin. The hotel suite was eerily quiet, save for the soft hum of the city outside. As you flicked on the bathroom light, the mirror reflected a face that, for the first time in a long time, felt like a stranger’s.
You weren’t sad. You weren’t heartbroken. You weren’t even angry anymore.
You were just... there.
You were in the middle of blowing on your coffee, eyes trailing over the busy street outside, wrapped up in your own thoughts, when the bell above the door jingled.
And just like that, the universe yanked you out of your peaceful little morning like it was some kind of sick joke.
Because he walked in.
Joe Burrow.
Looking unfairly good for someone who very clearly had a rough night. His hair was a little messy, his jawline still faintly shadowed with the remnants of yesterday’s stubble, and—yeah—he looked a little hungover, blinking against the morning light filtering through the café windows.
For a second, it was like time hiccupped, both of you just standing there, staring at each other in mild shock. You, because why was he here, in the same coffee shop as you, at the same time, again? Him, because—well, shit.
Joe had spent the past few days trying (and failing) to push you out of his mind, convincing himself that his weird little crush was just that—a passing thing. He wasn’t the kind of guy to get stuck on someone, especially not someone he had talked to for, what? Two minutes?
And yet, here you were. Again.
Looking like that.
And suddenly, Sam’s voice from last night rang in his head. The whole Jayson thing. The whole Dalton thing.
Joe had spent half the night processing all of that, trying to figure out why it made his stomach twist the way it did. Because—sure, whatever, she was dating Dalton Kincaid. But did she actually like him? Because Joe had eyes, and last night at the event, she looked bored out of her mind.
And, okay, yeah, maybe he had gotten a little too loose, a little too confident last night after a few drinks, because he definitely told Sam that Dalton wasn’t her type. That he was more her type. Which was crazy, because—what the hell did he even mean by that?
But now, standing here in this tiny café, watching as you blinked at him like you were just as confused as he was, he felt that same weird little spark in his chest.
It had to be the universe.
That was the only explanation, right?
Joe didn’t overthink it. He never did.
So he smirked, cocky and confident, shoving his hands into the pocket of his hoodie as he strolled up beside you.
“Damn,” he said, his voice still a little rough from the night before. “You following me, or what?”
You blinked.
Then, slowly, your expression shifted—brows raising just slightly, lips pressing into a flat, unimpressed line.
Oh.
Oh, he was one of those guys.
You exhaled through your nose, turning back to your coffee. “Yeah, totally. Been tracking your every move.”
Joe chuckled under his breath, tilting his head. “That so?”
“Mmhm.” You lifted the cup to your lips. “Didn’t think you’d still be in New York, though. Thought you’d be back in Cincinnati, you know… working.”
He could hear the edge in your voice, the subtle dig, and it made his smirk widen.
“Hey, even I get a break every now and then,” he said, shrugging. “Gotta enjoy the off-season while I can.”
You hummed, barely interested. “Right.”
He should’ve let it go. Should’ve just ordered his coffee, sat at some table, and left you alone.
But he didn’t.
Instead, he leaned in a little, just enough to make it feel deliberate, enough to make you glance up at him from the rim of your cup.
“Surprised I didn’t see you with your boyfriend last night,” he mused, voice dropping slightly.
Your eyes narrowed.
Oh, he was really being insufferable.
You weren’t sure if it was the hangover, or if this was just how he always was, but God—he was already irritating.
“I was,” you said simply. “We left early.”
Joe just nodded, like that was interesting, like he was analyzing it. And then he smirked again. “Didn’t look like you were having much fun.”
You rolled your eyes. “And you would know?”
“I pay attention.”
That made you snort, shaking your head. “You think you pay attention.”
“I know I do.”
He was pushing it. Really pushing it.
You turned fully toward him then, and Joe swore the café suddenly got a little smaller, a little warmer.
“You know, if you’re trying to flirt with me, this is the worst attempt I’ve ever witnessed,” you said, voice dry.
Joe grinned, but before he could say anything, you added, “And just to make it clear—I am dating Dalton.”
That made his stomach twist. Not because he hadn’t already known that. But because of the way you said it, the way you made it so damn clear.
Joe just scoffed, shaking his head. “Yeah, okay.”
And then, without another word, you turned on your heel and walked out. Joe stood there for a second, still half in disbelief.
What the fuck was that?
He just fumbled. Bad.
And worse—he had no idea why.
For the first time in his life, Joe Burrow was actually speechless.
He ran a hand down his face, letting out a low breath. What the hell was wrong with him?
“You good, man?”
Joe turned his head, finding Ja’Marr standing in line, staring at him like he’d just witnessed a tragedy.
“No,” Joe muttered. “I think I just lost a game I didn’t even know I was playing.”
Ja’Marr barked out a laugh. “Damn. That bad?”
Joe sighed, glancing toward the door where you disappeared.
Yeah. That bad.
--
Back at the hotel, you were sprawled across the bed in Kylie’s suite, arms flung dramatically over your face as you recounted the absolute disaster that was your encounter with Joe Burrow.
Kylie, meanwhile, was cackling. Not just laughing—full-body shaking, tears in her eyes kind of laughing.
“Oh my God—” she gasped between wheezes, clutching her stomach. “You walked out on him?”
“Yes,” you groaned, dragging your hands down your face. “Like, just straight up turned and left.”
Kylie threw her head back. “Oh, that’s so good.”
“It’s not good, Kylie,” you muttered, staring up at the ceiling. “It’s embarrassing.”
“No, he’s embarrassing,” she corrected, wiping her eyes. “Dude really thought he was him, huh?”
You let out a long sigh, shaking your head. “I don’t even know what his deal was. He came in all cocky, acting like—” You waved a hand vaguely. “—like he was God’s gift to football, and I was supposed to just melt or something.”
Kylie snorted. “Yeah, that sounds about right.”
“Well, I’m done with all that,” you declared, pushing yourself up. “No more Jayson, no more Joe, no more men. I’m entering a new era—focusing on me, rebuilding who I am outside of all this—” you gestured dramatically, “—outside of being a Kelce, or Jayson’s ex, or—”
Kylie raised a brow. “Or Dalton’s girlfriend?”
You blinked.
And blinked again.
Because, oh.
Oh, shit.
You had completely forgotten about Dalton Kincaid.
Kylie must’ve seen the realization hit because she promptly burst into laughter again, collapsing back against the pillows.
“Oh my God,” she wheezed. “You forgot about your own boyfriend.”
You groaned, grabbing a pillow and smacking it over your face. “Stop.”
“No, no, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever witnessed.” She wiped a tear from her eye. “Like, imagine if he knew.”
You groaned even louder. “Stop.”
“I mean, you do realize that’s not a great sign, right?”
You sighed, letting the pillow slide down your face. “I know.”
Kylie propped herself up on her elbows, giving you a knowing look. “So… what’s the plan there?”
You let your head thunk back against the bed. “I don’t know.”
Kylie smirked. “Well, I think it’s safe to say that if you forgot you were dating him, he’s probably not the one.”
You exhaled slowly, staring at the ceiling. “Yeah.”
There was a long beat of silence before Kylie added, teasingly, “So… you gonna tell him?”
You turned your head, giving her a flat look. “You love this, don’t you?”
“Oh, absolutely.” She grinned. “This is premium entertainment.”
You rolled your eyes, but even you couldn’t fight the small smile tugging at your lips.
Because, yeah.
This was a mess.
And you had no idea what you were going to do about it.
Just as you were about to fire back at Kylie for finding way too much joy in your existential crisis, the hotel room door swung open. The chaos that followed was immediate.
“Daddy, I wanna hold it!”
“No, me!”
“She had it last time!”
Jason walked in, looking exhausted, carrying a coffee tray and wrangling two very energetic kids who were currently in the middle of a heated debate over what you assumed was a muffin or a juice box—whatever prize had been promised to them as a post-breakfast treat.
“Oh, good, you’re still here,” Jason said, barely acknowledging the war waging between his daughters as he handed Kylie a coffee and plopped down onto the couch. “Sid, make a call. We’re putting these ones up for trade.”
Kylie shot him a look as she helped untangle the muffin dispute. “Jason.”
“What?” Jason took a sip of his coffee, eyes flicking to you, then back to Kylie, clearly catching on to the laughter that had not been there when he left. “What’s so funny?”
You groaned and flopped back onto the bed. “I forgot I had a boyfriend.”
Jason, to his credit, did not even blink.
Instead, he nodded and said, “Yeah, that tracks.”
Kylie choked on her coffee. “Jason!”
“What?” He shrugged, setting his cup down. “I met the guy. He’s nice and all, but if you already forgot about him, that’s kind of a sign, don’t you think?”
You groaned again, dragging a hand down your face. “That’s not helpful.”
Jason ignored that. “So what’s the plan? Are you gonna break up with him or just keep going until he proposes and then really freak out?”
Kylie wheezed.
“Jason,” you muttered. “Please. Stop talking.”
He raised his hands in surrender. “I’m just saying, it’s a slippery slope. One day, you’re having dinner with him and it’s fine, and then boom—you’re at the altar wondering why you’re about to take his last name when you don’t even remember his middle name.”
You groaned louder.
Jason looked at Kylie. “What’s the problem exactly? She doesn’t like the guy?”
Kylie smirked. “No, the problem is she likes the guys who are bad for her and doesn’t like the guys who are good for her.”
Jason frowned. “That’s stupid.”
You shot up. “I know!”
Jason blinked. “Then… stop doing it?”
You gaped at him. “Oh my God, why didn’t I think of that? Thank you, Jason! Problem solved!”
Kylie laughed so hard she almost spilled her coffee.
Jason just shrugged. “I don’t get why this is hard. You don’t like Dalton. End it. Done.”
You sighed. “It’s not that simple.”
“Why not?”
“Because!” You waved your hands vaguely. “He’s… good. He’s nice. He’s polite. He’s great with your kids.”
At that, Jason narrowed his eyes. “Okay, hold on—are you saying that’s the issue?”
You groaned. “No, I just—I don’t feel it, okay?”
“Then what’s the problem?”
“I should feel it!”
Jason made a face. “I think you just answered your own question.”
You collapsed back onto the bed again, defeated.
Kylie smirked and turned to Jason. “She’s also in her no men era.”
Jason scoffed. “Yeah, okay.”
You lifted your head to glare at him. “Excuse me?”
He raised a brow. “Sid, come on. I love you, but you’re a Kelce. You’re genetically incapable of avoiding chaos for longer than a week.”
Kylie grinned. “He’s not wrong.”
Jason leaned back, arms crossed. “I mean, let’s be real—you’re gonna get bored in, like, three days, and then suddenly there’s gonna be some new guy, and boom—we’re back here.”
You scoffed. “That’s not true.”
Jason didn’t even argue. He just sipped his coffee like he was already picturing the next man-related disaster you were going to drag them into.
Kylie turned to you, eyes sparkling with mischief. “Well, if you really want to commit to this no-men era, I guess that means no more talking to Joe Burrow.”
Jason snorted.
You glared at her. “Kylie.”
Jason choked. “Wait—Burrow? Joe Burrow?” He burst out laughing. “Oh my God. That is so funny.”
“It’s not funny.”
“No, no, it is.” Jason shook his head, grinning. “That dude is the definition of locked-in. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him even look at a woman, let alone actively pursue one.”
“Well, apparently, he tried,” Kylie said, biting back a smile. “And Sid walked out on him.”
Jason cackled. “You walked out on Joe Burrow?”
You groaned. “Can we please move on?”
Jason wiped a tear from his eye. “Oh, man. I like this. I really like this.”
Kylie grinned. “Right? I feel like this is the best entertainment we’ve had in years.”
You groaned louder.
Jason leaned forward, eyes sparkling. “Okay, hold on. So if Burrow actually wanted to pursue you, what would you do?”
You shot him a look. “I’d tell him I’m in my no men era.”
Jason smirked. “Mmm-hmm. Sure.”
You flopped back onto the bed dramatically. “I hate you both.”
Kylie patted your leg. “Aw, we love you, though.”
Jason just grinned. “This is gonna be so fun to watch.”
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Joe was still trying to process what the hell had happened back in that coffee shop.
He had walked in, feeling like maybe—just maybe—the universe was on his side. He had opened his mouth, said one thing, and then? Immediate failure. Immediate regret. Immediate cringe.
And now, here he was, back in his hotel room, sitting around with Ja’Marr, Tee, Andrei, and Sam, while they all tried—and failed—to keep their laughter contained.
It was not contained.
Ja’Marr was straight-up wheezing, clutching his stomach like he had just witnessed the single funniest thing to ever happen in his life. Tee was crying actual tears, face buried in his arm on the hotel couch. Sam just shook his head, chuckling under his breath, while Andrei was at least trying to be helpful but was failing miserably.
“Okay, wait, wait—” Ja’Marr gasped between laughs. “She rolled her eyes at you?”
Joe glared at him. “Yes.”
Ja’Marr lost it again, doubling over with laughter. “Oh, my God.”
“I didn’t even say anything that bad,” Joe muttered, still trying to defend himself.
Tee lifted his head, eyes wet from how hard he had been laughing. “Bro. You walked up to her and immediately acted like she should be grateful you were talking to her.”
Joe groaned, rubbing a hand down his face. “I did not.”
“You did,” Sam confirmed, smirking.
“She thought you were a fan, Joe,” Andrei said, shaking his head. “That’s tough.”
Joe just glared at them, all of them, as they continued to laugh at his expense. “Okay, fine. Maybe I came off a little cocky—”
“A little?” Ja’Marr howled.
“—but I swear, I wasn’t trying to be an asshole,” Joe finished, ignoring them. “It just… happened.”
Tee wiped a tear from his face. “Damn. This is worse than I thought.”
Andrei snorted. “I don’t know, man. I think this might actually be good for him.”
“How is this good for me?” Joe snapped.
“Because,” Andrei grinned, “for the first time in your life, you fumbled.”
That set them off again.
Joe just sat there, arms crossed, as his so-called friends lost their minds over his suffering.
When they finally calmed down—two whole minutes of pure humiliation later—Andrei leaned forward, rubbing his hands together. “Alright, so what’s the plan? You gonna try again?”
Joe hesitated. “…I don’t know.”
Ja’Marr gawked at him. “Are you serious? Since when do you back down from anything?”
Joe rolled his eyes. “It’s not that simple.”
Tee smirked. “What? You scared?”
“No,” Joe said immediately, but the thought of messing up again made his stomach twist.
Sam leaned back, arms crossed. “Look, man. If you really want her number, you should just try again before we leave for Ohio.”
Joe exhaled, running a hand through his hair. “I mean, yeah, but it’s not like I can just find her.”
Andrei smirked. “I can.”
Joe’s head snapped up. “What?”
“I can find her number,” Andrei repeated. “I know a guy.”
Joe narrowed his eyes. “What kind of guy?”
Andrei just grinned. “Don’t worry about it.”
Joe did worry about it. “That sounds shady as hell.”
Ja’Marr nodded. “Yeah, man, that’s some stalker shit.”
Andrei laughed. “Relax, I’m not being weird. I just have a friend who does PR for the league, and he might have it. It’s not that deep.”
Joe hesitated. On one hand, yeah, that was technically an option. But on the other? That felt like cheating.
“…No,” Joe finally said. “I want to get it myself.”
Andrei shrugged. “Suit yourself.” Then, a slow smirk curled his lips. “Wanna bet on it?”
Joe narrowed his eyes. “What?”
Ja’Marr perked up. “Ohhh, now we’re talkin’.”
Andrei leaned forward. “I bet I can get her number before you do.”
Joe’s jaw clenched. “You just said you were gonna cheat.”
Andrei shrugged. “Didn’t say I’d play fair.”
Sam chuckled. “Damn, Joe, you better not lose to Andrei.”
Tee grinned. “You know his ego can’t handle that.”
Joe’s competitive streak flared at the challenge. “Fine.” He reached into his pocket, pulled out his wallet, and slapped a crisp hundred-dollar bill on the coffee table. “I’m putting money on it.”
Ja’Marr whistled. “Ooooh, he’s serious.”
Joe smirked. “If I win, you all shut the hell up about this forever.”
Tee grinned. “And if you lose?”
Andrei’s eyes gleamed. “Then we get to make fun of you for life.”
Joe huffed. “Whatever. I’m not losing.”
Ja’Marr cackled. “Alright, bet’s on, then.”
Joe leaned back, determined. This wasn’t just about the bet. It wasn’t about proving something to his friends.
It was about her.
And he wasn’t going to lose her.
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The club was packed, the bass thrumming deep in your chest, the neon lights casting everything in a hazy glow. You were perched in the booth with Travis, Taylor, and Dalton, trying—really trying—to seem engaged in whatever your supposed boyfriend was talking about.
But you couldn’t.
Because Joe Burrow was here.
And you hated that you noticed him the second he walked in.
You refused to look at him, refused to give him the satisfaction of knowing he was even a blip on your radar. And you were already so over this night.
It wasn’t even that clubs weren’t your scene—you could handle the overpriced drinks, the bass rattling in your chest, the way every conversation required a near-shouting volume just to be heard. But tonight? You had no patience for it.
Especially not with Joe Burrow in the same damn room.
You weren’t looking at him. You weren’t. Not even a glance. You kept your focus locked on Dalton, nodding along to whatever he was saying about off-season workouts, even though you weren’t really listening.
Taylor, bless her heart, shot you a knowing look. You ignored it.
Travis, meanwhile, was sulking into his whiskey. “This place sucks.”
Dalton chuckled. “Not really your vibe?”
Travis made a face. “Not really anyone over the age of twenty-two’s vibe.”
Taylor laughed. “And yet, here you are.”
Travis sighed dramatically. “Yeah, yeah. Let’s just make it quick.”
You were barely paying attention. Because Joe was here.
You needed a drink.
You excused yourself, weaving through the crowd, making a beeline for the bar. You were halfway through ordering when a presence sidled up beside you, way too close, and you just knew.
You glanced up.
Andrei.
Oh, God.
You knew exactly what this was.
The too-casual lean against the bar, the barely-contained smirk, the way he had way too much interest in you, despite the fact that you had never spoken before?
Yeah. He was trying to get your number. And that meant one thing—Joe told them about the café.
You sighed, already annoyed. “Can I help you?”
Andrei grinned. “I don’t know, can you?”
You rolled your eyes. “So this is a thing now?”
He feigned innocence. “What do you mean?”
You gave him a look. “Don’t play dumb. Joe put you up to this, didn’t he?”
Andrei let out an exaggerated gasp. “Joe? Why would he care?”
You just stared at him.
He smirked. “What, a guy can’t come up and chat with a pretty girl?”
You snorted. “Not when there’s money involved.”
Andrei chuckled, not denying it, which told you everything.
You sighed, shaking your head, already amused despite yourself. “Wow. He really put you guys up to this?”
“Not exactly,” Andrei said. “It was more of a… friendly wager.”
You raised a brow. “What, a bet to see if you could get my number?”
Andrei grinned. “First to get it wins.”
You laughed, shaking your head. “You guys are ridiculous.”
Andrei shrugged. “Maybe. But you can’t tell me you’re not at least a little flattered.”
“Oh, so flattered,” you deadpanned.
Andrei chuckled. “Come on, what’s the harm? Just a little number—”
“Yeah, I don’t think so.”
And then, before Andrei could say another word, he appeared.
Joe.
And damn, did he look annoyed.
“Really, dude?” he said, looking right at Andrei.
Andrei smirked. “What?”
Joe gave him a look.
Andrei grinned, leaning against the bar. “Hey, man. I’m just talking.”
Joe scoffed. “You’re full of shit.”
You bit back a laugh, glancing between them. “This is so stupid.”
Joe ignored you. His eyes stayed locked on Andrei, like he was seconds away from throwing a punch, which was hilarious, because Joe didn’t seem like the type of guy to get worked up over something this dumb.
And Andrei? He loved it.
He smirked, eyes twinkling with mischief. “Why? You jealous?”
Joe scoffed. “Of you? Not a chance.”
Andrei raised a brow. “Then why are you here?”
Joe’s jaw ticked. “Because I don’t need you embarrassing yourself.”
Andrei laughed. “Sounds like an excuse.”
Joe huffed, turning to you. “You really entertaining this?”
You smirked. “I don’t know. Maybe I like having two NFL players fight over me.”
Joe rolled his eyes. “We’re not fighting over you.”
Andrei grinned. “Sounds like something the loser would say.”
Joe glared.
You? You were having the time of your life.
Joe sat down on the barstool beside you like he belonged there, like the whole stupid bet hadn’t just happened, like Andrei wasn’t still smirking at him from a few feet away, clearly enjoying every second of getting under his skin.
You didn’t even have to look at Joe to feel the frustration rolling off of him in waves. It was almost too funny. You had known plenty of guys like him before—the cocky, confident, too-talented-for-their-own-good athletes who acted like they had the whole world figured out. Joe, so far, had done a great job of proving he was exactly that type.
And yet…
You took a sip of your drink, side-eyeing him. He was looking straight ahead, like he was actively willing himself to ignore Andrei, who was still loitering nearby, sipping his beer with all the smugness in the world.
“I think he likes you,” you said, just to mess with him.
Joe exhaled sharply through his nose, a half-laugh, half-scoff. “Yeah, okay.”
“I mean, he was laying it on pretty thick,” you teased.
Joe finally turned to you, giving you a dry look. “You think that was flirting?”
You smirked. “I think he was winning.”
Joe rolled his eyes. “He wasn’t winning.”
“Oh, really? Because it kinda seemed like it.”
Joe shook his head, running a hand through his hair before muttering, “This is so dumb.”
You just smiled. “So dumb.”
Andrei finally decided he had enough fun, pushing off the bar and giving Joe one last little clap on the shoulder before walking off into the crowd, still laughing to himself.
That left just you and Joe.
Alone.
You weren’t sure how you felt about that.
Joe sighed, finally facing you head-on. He looked exasperated, like he couldn’t believe this was his life right now. You, on the other hand, were thoroughly entertained.
“Okay,” he said finally, tilting his head slightly, as if he were considering something. “How about we just… start over?”
You blinked.
Joe must’ve taken your silence as hesitation because he immediately rushed to add, “Not like that. I just mean—this whole thing got off on the wrong foot, and I’m not really trying to make a thing out of it.”
You crossed your arms, amused. “Could’ve fooled me.”
Joe sighed, shaking his head. “I’m serious. We started off on the wrong foot.”
“You were an asshole.”
He exhaled, nodding. “Yeah, I was.”
You narrowed your eyes at him, skeptical. “Why do you even care?”
He didn’t answer right away. He just looked at you, his blue eyes studying you like he was trying to figure you out.
Finally, he shrugged. “I don’t know. You just seem…” He trailed off, shaking his head like he wasn’t sure if he wanted to finish that thought.
But something about the way he said it, the way his voice was a little softer, a little less cocky than before, made your stomach flip.
And that was dangerous. Because this was a bad idea.
Kylie’s voice rang in your head from the hotel, her laughter when you had practically forgotten about Dalton, her words about how you always chose wrong. And then Jason, the way he had bluntly pointed out your pattern, how you went for the guys who would make your life messy, complicated, and chaotic.
And Joe? He reeked of trouble.
But… maybe that was fun.
Maybe you didn’t want simple. Maybe you didn’t want safe. Maybe you wanted someone who could keep up.
So you looked at him, at this cocky, confident, aggravatingly attractive man who was now—surprisingly—trying to not be any of those things. And instead of saying what you should say, instead of walking away like you should, you smirked.
“Alright, Burrow,” you said, leaning your elbow on the bar, resting your chin in your hand. “Let’s start over.”
Joe’s lips quirked, like he had just won something.
You ignored the way your stomach flipped again.
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kissesforjoeyb · 6 months ago
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joe and ja’marr celebrating a win vs. dallas 🤎🍩
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