wow okay so if i'm gonna get sick irl and be like eh maybe it'll not last that long maybe i can go to the grocery store and buy some almond milk today that i desperately need, and i'll keep eating all these fruits and vegetables because i like taking care of my body now OOOHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO, IT'S GETTING WORSE INSTEAD OF BETTERRRRRR...[crashes]
...i'm just gonna give up and drink some tea and eat some cereal and play some video games and maybe write some really self-indulgent fanfiction. might start posting background lore for that Redneck Raditz thing. idgaf anymore, y'all, i am so tired, and i feel like a trash fire. 🙃😵💫😭😭😭
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mutuals join my discord
my community is very awesome and welcomes you if anyone wants to talk off of tumblr
http://discord.gg/PartyRock
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Doombop!
summary;
You don't get to decide how worthy and deserving you are of friendship. It's unrealistic to believe you can keep a wall up forever, keep yourself from ever caring too much, again.
Then again, just as unrealistic as sentient animatronics prowling the Pizzaplex.
Your metaphors are just as terrible as your jokes.
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🗣🚨 YAOI ALERT 🚨🗣
[TEXT: Neelix took a seat next to Tuvok. He hoped the Vulcan would make some comment about his story, but a long silence ensued. Neelix found himself feeling unaccountably nervous, reading into Tuvok's silence a general disapproval - and yet, what could he expect? From the moment they first met, Tuvok had been aloof and judgmental.
Nonetheless, his opinion mattered to Neelix, and so, inwardly chastising himself for doing so, he turned to the somber man.
"So, Mr. Vulcan...what did you think of my story?"
Another silence. Neelix felt himself begin to perspire. Why wasn't Tuvok answering him? Had he embarrassed himself that fully? He felt his heart beating in his chest.
"I know I've done some awful things in my life," he stammered, "but I've tried to make up for them. I hope you won't hold what I've told you against me..." He trailed off lamely, his words sounding hollow.
Tuvok turned slowly to look at him, his dark visage glistening in the heat of the setting sun. His eyes seemed to pierce Neelix's brain. He stared like that for a full moment before he spoke.
"I found it an exceptional story. You have complexities, and courage, I would never have imagined."
Neelix couldn't believe what he was hearing - Tuvok was actually complimenting him! He felt a little shiver of pleasure, but he couldn't for the life of him think of anything to say in return...]
Source: Pathfinders by Jeri Taylor
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tmw you get isekai'd into tewtow and the toons try to kill you (very bad), buuuut the giant pretty robot lady REALLY likes you and you get a girlfriend out of the whole situation (very good)
gift for @photondoesstuff <3
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the Zhuge Qing / Wang Ye fic is happening. it is slow, but it is happening. IT IS HAPPENING. sorry i didn't get it out by 中秋节 like i wished i did but. IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. (HOPEFULLY SOON ACTUALLY.)
(also i know it's YeQing 也青 in cn circles but i feeeel my fic is starting to lean QingYe... hope that is ok...)
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Johnnie Walker, pizza, joints, dungeon synth playlist and Last Epoch.
Talk about a quality Saturday night 💥
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Listen I know that the marketing for the One Piece live action series is bad. But me and my bestie watched the first episode and had a hella good time.
I think they did a really good job with putting in the passion for the show. It’s stupid and campy in all the right ways. It’s a good faith adaptation
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