#cherub.anon

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imagining freeloader toji stealing ur empty amazon packages to make a new flintstones mobile bc he accidentally committed a hit a pedestrian last week (no one was really injured except for toji bc he blew through his plastic wrap windshield)

ANON IFNRURJFOFL I AM FUCKING CRYING

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idk if i ever told you this but one time this guy asked me “How often do u finger” meaning how often do i masturbate and he said it just like that.. couldn’t even break out the whole word “you” to ask about my pussy and it made me so dry i told him gn and went to bed💔

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The way u described slimeball yuta whejsjdsb HES SO KAWAWA 😭😭😭😭 u go to the dmv to renew ur id or smth and hes shaking let a tiny wet lil dog every time he asks u to do smth😭 he is also being catfished by toji btw and mcdonalds manager aki hates his fucking guts bc everytime yuuta goes there he just goes “can i get uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh-“ for like 3 minutes yet he gets the same thing every time and Aki always has to be like “speak up i cant hear you” and yuta looks like hes ready to die

STOP IFSKDJGKETIGRF I CANNOT WITH THIS!!! LMFAOOO great big tears in his eyes while he asks you to center urself for your license picture. HE IS ALSO BEING CATFISHED BY TOJI IS SENDIN GMEELKSFDKL;; please this poor man cant catch a break!!! hes doing it oldschool style on e harmony looking for the love of his life little does he know the nice lady hes talking to is just toji in a wig!!! TYHE MCDONALDS PART ANON PLEASE IM LAUGBGKIFMNG

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landlord sukuna rly acts like a lord so u call him “ur majesty” or “my king” or something equally sarcastic when ur speaking to him but it makes him hard lol

KLSDALL;; u curtsy to him talking abt 'my liege' and his pipe turns to steel

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imagine: dad!aki leaving denji and power (they begged) to babysit his kiddos while he goes on a date night with you. only to spend every moment of it in a state of dread.

PLS THIS HAS ME IN TEARS he Would Not trust them he would have cameras in the house and be checking on them every 2 minutes ur like 'u have to shut ur phone off bc the movie's starting' hes like 'im sorry.i just have to make sure denji hasnt burned the house down yet'

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You have to tell us everyone who lives in slimeball ville

OMG okay there are a lot,, i HAVE TO UPDATE THE MASTERLIST ill do that soon

freeloader!toji, landlord!sukuna, slutty mailman/pawn shop owner!geto, rich!gojo (who also works as that inflatable noodle that flaps in the wind at the car dealership), rich!megumi, cop!nanami, fake osha inspector/old folks home escapee!kishibe, kogami who has a multitude of jobs, drug dealer!naoya, dmv employee!yuuta, UMM, who else.. sewer dweller!mahito, gas station employee!yoshida, mcdonalds manager!aki, pawn shop employee!denji, college football players!yuuji and todo, hairstylist/pyramid scheme owner!nobara, pyramid scheme co-owner!mai, doctors!mei mei and shoko, gravedigger!maki, power, inumaki + his discord kittens,

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aki's top knot is gelled and firm enough you can use it as a dildo

ANON I AM FUCKING CRYIGJFJH. akis topknot but its like. the texture and consistency of a paintbrush that u have been wpainting with and left to dry so its all clumped together. AS A DILDO HAS ME IN FUCKING TEARS him using ur slick as his hairgel LKSDFLKSL

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maybe sukuna can’t kick toji out bc it’s not legal to kick out squatters in some places there’s so much legal process right so sukuna deadass threatens to put out a hit on him and toji scoffs n tells him not to be lazy n to do it himself and sukuna is like get a job and toji is like u first landlord

SUKUNA THREATENS TO PUT OUT A HIT ON HIM AND THE 'ANONYMOUS HITMAN' HE HIRES OFF CRAIGSLIST TURNS OUT TO BE TOJI HIMSELF

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mailman geto pulling up in his slutty tiny shorts all sweaty and hair tied up :/

YEAH FSDLKFKLSDLK YES. THE PPL LOVE SLIMEBALL MAILMAN GETO. hes so sexy he just drives by and throws the package out the door of the mail truck

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slimeball drug dealer naoya and free loader toji are just badger and skinny pete from breaking bad

HLEP MEEEFKLDKFLSK

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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRuKQ6qw/

freeloader toji fr 😭

ANON LMFAOOOOOOO

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Okay but…Jiraiya not just standing and fucking, but doing so in broad daylight. Your legs can hardly keep a grip around this man and it doesn’t even matter. His big, calloused hands have your ass cheeks in a firm grip, your flesh puffing between his spread fingers as he drives into you. There’s enough vigor in him that he’s laughing and teasing your cock-drunk spiral ‘You’d make the cutest little character in my next book. Would you like that? Having everyone know how tight you pull on my cock when I remind you anyone could walk by?’

ANON I SCREAMED?!173$;73&3 CAN U IMAGINE HIM LIKE. grabbing your ass and instead of thrusting into you he’s just moving YOU and splitting u open on his dick over n over iMMM SOOO

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my version of centipede man? we call him 10 inch dick man and every time i go over i learn something cursed. here is a collection of facts: he went to college on a bass fishing scholarship, he is only 5’10, if u scratch his head he falls asleep, his brother is in prison. i am haunted by the things he says while fucking bc for every hot sentence he says something equally as cursed. this weekend it was “i’m so hungover im gonna throw up” but the week before it was “what are you this fuckin wet for” I’m sorry to burden u with this knowledge

ANON THIS IS ABSOLUTELY KILLING MEELSKFDLK

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toji definitely catcalls u from the flintstones car on his way to run insurance scams and then as ur cussing him out all u hear is the slapslapslap of his feet carrying him and his jankmobile away

IM HOWLINGSJDBJDBCCKD

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It’s also an added bonus for seeing you preggo with his child and he thinks you look sexier than ever he can’t resist😍😍

NNOOOOO BECAUSE THE SEX W HIM WHEN U HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN..!!! i know it would make him crazy to see u like that .. one moment hes offering to give you a foot rub and the next he's fucking u like ur not already knocked up like SIRR?!? but he'd be so gentle and sweet im passing away

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Aki "has enough kids to have his own football team" and still wants

ITS TRUEEE like i dont want to get dark here but he has lost so much i feel like. he would want a big family bc he has so much love to give bc there was such a void in his life for so long??IM GONNA SOB. aki whose football team of children gives him gray hair but he simply would not have it any other way</333