#choice trr

[executivenerd]

Bertrand: How long have you been sleeping with MC

Maxwell: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, I'm her sponsor. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.

[kinda-iconic]

[storiesbehindyoureyes]

In case you were wondering this is the kind of conversations I’m having at work.