#chris evans x bff kardashian!reader

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Ohmygod! How did all the readers react to Chris being sexiest man alive?!

Shy was like “I’ve been telling you this whole time and I knew it. And it took them long enough to realize.” She did make him a cake. A sweater she made him actually made it into the photo shoot and into the magazine. Chris made sure she got credited for making that sweater.

Snowboarder cringed because that’s her dad. He’s a fucking meatball. He isn’t sexy to her. He’s a handsome dude on some occasions but nothing more. She had a buddy film her reaction which is her screaming and launching herself off a cliff. Don’t worry, there’s snow below and she’s already broken her arm.

Traumatized Daughter just had a long sigh. This wasn’t something she was expecting to happen.

Star Wars Actress was throwing him a party and was claiming “THATS MY MAN!” while Presley is like “THATS MY DADDY!”

Roomie sent him flowers with a crown and a little note that says congrats.

Model bought a bunch of magazines. Made some calls to have some of the photos blown up and framed. She’s in the process of making sure that every single one of the properties they have will have said photos. She’s also planning a big celebration on that Friday. She is gonna spoil her golden retriever.

Popstar Evans laughed because excuse me, what? That’s her brother. He’s a handsome man but sexy? That’s fucking disgusting. She does send him flowers. Henry sent him a bigger bouquet and put on the card “you fucking did it, you son of a bitch. I’m so proud of you. xoxo - your one true love.”

Haley Dunphy rolled her eyes.

BFF Kard was like “I FUCKING TOLD YOU AND YOU DIDNT FUCKING BELIEVE ME!” Plus she knew a long time ago. She knew the second he got the call. She was at the shoot. She posed him a couple times. She fluffed his hair. She gave him pep talks. She made him laugh. She composed an outfit.

Love of his life was like “and you come home to me? People’s Sexiest Man Alive?” She couldn’t believe it.

Pageant Star put a crown on his head and said, “there’s my sexiest man alive.” She had a big smile on her face.

Mama didn’t realize until a week later. She had been busy with kids and she’s been working her ass off too. She hadn’t been on social media. Also, Chris never mentioned it to her when they talk nor anybody else. She’s on the Kelly Clarkson Show to promote her latest project when Kelly tells her “congratulations on your husband being crowned the sexiest man alive last week.” Mama said “what do you mean?!” Then the magazine cover is on the screen. She literally said “what the fuck?! He didn’t tell me shit!” She walked off set and got her phone from her manager. She proceeded to call Chris. She was sent to voicemail. Kelly is laughing hysterically. Mama said “you knocked me up. —-First, you wormed your way into my life with Jackie. You then knocked me up. Trapped me! You dragged my ass to Boston to raise your mini-me’s together. You married me. And you mean to never tell me that you’re the Sexiest Man Alive? I had to find out from Kelly on the show. -I’m just done with you. Love ya but good day to you, you meatball.” Mama is just so exhausted.

Rockstar Neighbor sent him a fruit basket and leopard thong.

High School Teacher is dreading going in the next day for school.

Russian said to him “don’t be getting an eggo on me. You still a meatball. My meatball.”

Italian kissed both his cheeks and then lips. “I’m proud you got this title. You deserve it, Bambino,” she said.

Sailor knows she’s going to get shit when she comes back from leave. She can handle the America’s Ass because that’s hilarious. But Sexiest Man Alive? Try the Dumbest— the Lamest— the Boringest- the Annoyingest Man Alive. That’s her big brother, he’s not anywhere near sexy. But she did go out to dinner with him and the Rock with a few others to celebrate his title along with her being back stateside.

Kardashian has shirts made. Everyone is sent shirts. She’s got the pictures blown up and in her office (her mom does too). She surprised him on set with a cake. She humbly put in her Instagram bio “married to the sexiest man alive.”

News Reporter happily made the announcement for those who missed hadn’t seen it yet and bragged that it is her man.

Teen costar took to social media and asked for an immediate recall.

Animator sent him a drawing of Dodger with the sash that says “Goodest Boy Alive.” With Chris standing next to him in his own sash.

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has bff kard! reader appeared in one of the mcu movies as a cameo. i imagine her being the server girl meeting steve rogers in avengers

No. She does not want a cameo. Though, an improv line in avengers makes it in— RDJ/Ironman: have you even heard of the Kardashians? Kim? Y/n? Chris/Steve: I know how the internet works. Renner/Hawkeye: he totally doesn’t know.

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how did chris and bff! kard! reader meet? i imagine they met through a family friend type in a party at home or bar

They met at a club. She was underage- just 20. He clocked her out immediately. She sassed his ass and he ended up buying her drinks— literally orange juice. They kept arguing— this is while she’s sitting in his lap. They totally made out.

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How do Chris and bff get together?

She was dealing with a breakup. She was sitting in his lap facing him. He promptly informed her after she finished crying her eyes out that he’s single, she’s now single— why not be together?! Especially after doing shit that friends don’t normally do together. She was like “o-okay *sniffles*.”

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how does Kardashian!Reader and his husband, chris evans doing in thanksgiving?

BFF and Chris go to Kris’s with the kids. She did make some pumpkin pies to bring.

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I would imagine Kardashian and bff Kardashian! Reader have a tattoo about the butterflies or names of their family including chris

Chris actually tattooed his name on BFF’s ass when they were drunk in Vegas. It has since been lasered. His name is now on her ribs on the left side followed by their kids. She probably has a matching tattoo with Khloe and Rob.

Kard does the same with the ribs but she doesn’t put Chris’s name on her. She loves him but she isn’t going to put his name on her.

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BFF!Kard has two pet birds. One of them was given to her as a joke by her family. It obviously backfired as she still has it. She even got it a buddy. Everyone is reminded when the little bird whistled at Chris who barely was awake in a little video Bff Kard!Reader posted on her Instagram story.

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how does chris evans get along with bff kard! reader's parents and siblings?

They get along pretty well. He’s had disagreements with some of them over the years and especially in the beginning.

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How does Chris found? Kard BFF told him or he found about it himself?

He noticed the subtle changes like her boobs getting bigger, glowy skin, and her cravings. He also found a positive pregnancy test in one of her jewelry draws. But he finally lets her know that he knows when he placed his hands on her baby bump that she’s been trying to hide in baggy clothes (his hoodies) which she broke down in his arms relieved.

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BFF Kard!Reader when she inevitably finds herself pregnant with Chris’s baby, she doesn’t tell anybody for the longest time. Not even Chris.

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how is chris relationship with bff! kard reader's niece and nephew?

Amazing. Mason and North sass him so much and have gotten the little ones to sass him too. He’s honestly the favorite uncle.

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The Kardashians keep calling Chris Christopher.

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is bff kard! reader living with chris evans or has her apartment or living with her parents? pictures pls

She fully moves in two weeks after their first official date. She immediately knew she was done with all the man whores, she wants her masshole— he’s actually a golden retriever. He’s her golden retriever.