#chubby stoner Eddie Munson

[scoops-aboy86]

Eddie didn’t die, he got patched up and then hitched a ride with Argyle back to California for a chance to recuperate outside of Hellscape, Indiana. They’re chilling on a beach somewhere, smoking pot and eating pizza, getting nice and chubby and cute. Steve’s gonna love it, send post.

[wh0lemilk0vich]

Same anon from earlier, literally PERFECT headcanons. First gallavich and now steddie?? A godsend 🙏🏻 I also love the idea that Steve loves spoiling Eddie, I mean, Steve is a natural caregiver and super eager to please after all.

I feel like the spoiling is something that Steve does unconsciously and is wrapped up in his confusing and new feelings for a guy. But it's definitely a love language for him. Lol I don't know why, but I guess I just like fattening up guys that I imagine experienced food insecurity in their lives, and it's a way of sort of rewarding them with stability and comfort. And to continue my own train of thought that Steve is starting to explore his sexuality and experiment, I think Eddie likes to tease him like "Even in a guy you like a nice set of tits, and long hair, huh?" Or "You fattening me up so you have something to hold onto, lover boy?"

[thebattleofstarcourt]

I’VE NEVER SENV A REQUEST BEFORE SO HI I READ YOURE EDDIE X READER DRABBLE SO I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD DO WHAT EDDIE AND READERS FIRST IMPRESSIONS ON EACHOTHER WERE so basic soz for that

dw, first impressions are a CLASSIC. nothin wrong with stickin to what works

(also, this kind of got away from me lol, so i hope u like it)

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of course you knew of eddie munson beforehand, but your first /real/ impression of him is seeing him jumping on tables, going on about social hierarchies and the toxicity of cliques in the cafeteria (yk, typical stuff). you can’t help but be annoyed at first with all his yelling interrupting what’s supposed to be a serene lunchtime experience, but before u get too judgemental, u start listening to what he’s syaing. you find urself agreeing with some of his points, and even letting out hushed giggles when he makes fun of the basketball players for being “too into balls to be at least not a little bicurious.” it gets him a couple loud threats and a slice of pizza thrown at his worn-out boots, but he just lets the words flow right off his back with a toothy grin. it’s then and there that you realize, despite the fact his a loud-mouthed, stoner, super senior, he’s actually kind of charming when it comes down to it. maybe even a little bit smart if you squint and tilt your head a little. then again, the only people remotely cheering him on are freshman who spend their free time playing a fantasy game, so maybe not. maybe you should find out for yourself.

eddie however, has known you a lot longer. since middle school, specifically. he was in 8th grade when you were in 6th, but he could never forget you sitting front row in the middle school talent show, slowly swaying your head to the beat of his (honestly, shitty) performance. he went backstage and wrapped his arms around his friend’s shoulders for the very first time and told them that this performance was the first of the rest of their lives, because they just got themselves their very first fan.

of course, he went off to high school and didn’t see you again for the next couple of years. not in the hallways, classrooms, or even the infrequent times his band got themselves a gig. still, he remembered your chubby-cheeked face. he didn’t know your name, or even really anything about you, but as soon as he saw you walk into your guys’ shared freshman algebra class (that he was still in, even as a junior) he recognized you. he meant to go over and talk to you, maybe even thank you for giving him the probably not-deserved confidence to grow out his hair and fully commit to the metalhead aesthetic he’s been dreaming about since he was 10, but he chickened out at the last second. still, after a couple years of standing on top of tables and delivering his manifesto during lunch, he couldn’t help but look over at you and smile. he couldn’t have done it all without you, not that you knew that of course.

[wh0lemilk0vich]

I would literally sell my soul to hear your headcanons about chubby!stoner!Eddie 🥵 if you have any!

I might need more back and forth to solidify my thoughts but I can ramble about a couple things.

1. Looks absolutely indecent in his clothes. Everything is beautifully tight and clinging and like every shake of his belly or tits or ass is obvious. He has pudge poking through the distressed holes in his jeans. Just too much boy in not enough denim. At a certain point he has to start using a rubber band through the button hole and around the button or they'd just be completely open then again they might be so tight that they just stay up that way, and maybe he's got belly to hide it. He'd be in a leather or denim jacket that's just for the aesthetic; doesn't really close anymore.

2. He's an absolute garbage disposal when he's baked. No pantry is safe. He definitely makes meal concoctions like crazy grilled cheeses, and doubles up boxes of Kraft Mac and cheese, doused in hot sauce, mixing in whatever else seems good. That's after he's already housed a large pizza he had delivered, and wings, and a two liter soda. Then when his sweet tooth kicks in, he heads to a gas station for a box of whatever hostess item he can get his hands on, or honey buns. And why not get a little crossfaded with a six pack of beers, or a flask sized bottle of vodka.

3. When he's been fucking around all day in his trailer and Steve comes back and finds him lazy, glutted, and giggly, absentmindedly rubbing his gut, he just has a magnetism. And like FUCK I want him coaching Steve through his first blowjob, hand fisting his "perfect" floppy hair, and praising him so much, telling him what a good boy he is, explaining exactly how he likes to be worshipped. And Steve would be a little nervous because he doesn't have experience with other boys and Eddie for sure does (big Bi energy), but he's really patient and encouraging and then later he can start getting Steve more kinky.

Those are my ideas! Thoughts? Responses? 😂

[wh0lemilk0vich]

Ok but chubby stoner Eddie Munson who is baked out of his mind and bloated from take out and convenience store junk food, begging for you and convincing you to use your pretty whore mouth to help him get off