#ciúnas macalla

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ranboos stream did not take place on the actual dream smp server! ss from 1:13:57 of ponks latest stream, which overlapped with ranboos and should have shown him, sam, and dream online too.

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timestamps + quotes from the lore segment of the stream!

2:08:14 - ranboo notices memory book is gone and searches his house, then leaves

2:13:20 - checks underground, begins truly worrying

2:16:35 - returns to his house to check again. becomes even more concerned. up until now hes been talking to chat in between searches, but now hes much quieter searching for it

2:18:35 - music cuts out. stops reading donos/subs. maybe when the true "conversation" starts?

2:23:30 - "you" vs "i" vs "we" picks up. before it felt like he was reassuring himself, or we were only hearing on half of the conversation but now it feels like we can hear both (quotes start after this)

2:31:10 - he finds the book

quotes (from the "conversation". NOTE: i am guessing on which "side" is saying each line based off context)

"if someone DOES find it, youre screwed! [...] you have no moral backbone, you just fall to pressure!"

"yeah i know, i know"

"it has to be in one of the chests, you emptied out your inventory there"

"i remember that, i remember"

"why dont you have it? why dont ypu have the memory book, thats the one thing that shows you havent been as loyal as you said youve been!"

"i know, i know! its fine, im fine!"

"someone took it"

"theres no way, theres no way, thats foolish to- how could you think that? no no, noone took it"

"someone probably-"

"no no, noone took it"

[after saying that the book lists all the things ranboos done and lied about] "but its fine, cause noone found it. right?"

"yeah, thats what i was thinking"

"we're doing fine, yknow you just have to make sure you never lose it again once you find it, cause you WILL find it, right?"

"good, good, thats good to hear"

"they CANT find it, because id they do theyll know what youve been doing this whole time, and we dont want that to happen"

"i had two, one got burnt but the other one- i had it, didnt i? did i? i cant remember. what was in it?

"ok what was in it, what was in it?"

"it had- it had- what did it have?"

"ok, it had your allegiances, [...] your morals, [...] what you believed in, what you did- it DEFINITELY had what you did"

(yeah i got lost on this one he switched mid sentence it seems?)

"no no but its fine we're fine we're doing fine-"

"it has what i did, it has the fact that i betrayed everyone IMMEDIATELY they told me they told me 'no no you have to-' oh god- they told me, 'no, no-'"

"'you have to maintain- you have to maintain loyalty, youre not gonna betray us, right?' thats what they said, thats what they said to you, but no you did it IMMEDIATELY! why? why did you do it immediately?"

"what were you thinking when gave back the armour to the one enemy of the one country whos given you a HOME?"

after finding the book:

"you didnt put it there- i KNOW you didnt put it there, [...] you didnt keep it in that chest, [...] thats not where you originally put it- i know, cause i remember"

"how did it move"

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aha what if....... what if ranbutler wasnt ACTUALLY a butler and more of an apprentice..... someone who joined billiams side and agreed to help him feed the egg... and he only PRETENDS to be a butler when they have guests to not arise suspicion.... what if

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quackity and sapnap: *roleplaying dunderhead*

ranboo, just trying to read the sign:

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ok before you all become pro government anti c!techno i want you to see it from his pov

what techno knows about tubbo:

is the president of lmanburg (which means techno already dislikes him)

exiled tommy because dream told him to

didnt visit tommy the whole time he was exiled (techno only knows what tommys told him. dream is the only one who sees both sides)

ransacked philzas home and put him under house arrest for basically no reason

attempted to execute techno with zero trial

again, is in charge of the government who put up wanted posters for techno

also, techno has a history of being used by people he thought were friends. for all he knows tommy is in the same situation

...can you see why he might not trust tubbo?

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how to spot the techno kinnies:

"phil isnt a father figure to me! im just incredibly attached to him for unrelated reasons!"

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sam works hard but punz works harder 🙏🙏

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quackity and karl's tales from the smp skins!

*check notes for others*

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someone tommorow: are u ok

me tearing up thinking abt how robin went mute from grief: ...define ok

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hey yall before you start incorporating "the clock had no frame!" into ur metas or whatever: its a texture pack hes been using for weeks. i believe its either part of the nukes or chess packs. tubbo uses the same one and also doesnt see item frames

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friendship ended with wilbur and schlatt resurrection arcs ❌❌❌ now HELGA resurrection arc is my best friend

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OH MY GOD...... IT WAS ALL...... IT WAS ALL A DREAM

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if we go with the theories that a) the prison was originally for techno and b) techno is phils attachment, then that implies dream built an INESCAPABLE CELL for one human attachment and a 2x1 display case for another

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techno saying "i had to pull out a dictionary" makes it sound like he has an actual dictionary on his desk which is completely believable when he probably just googled it

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help girl im thinking about how c!ranboo is mostly based off cc!ranboo but Minecraft and how c!ranboo picks up blocks to stim and how cc!ranboo is really into rubix cubes. im soft!

[sc3n3za]

still think brain being a literal prophet but when he was the oracle he just gave out shitty life advice is the funniest shit