#class of 09 flopside

[r0ya1]

Flip side can’t stop me from loving jeckole FUCK FEETSIDE!!!! anime had the cute ending moment so here’s jeckole WITHT he Avril Lavigne FUCK belt

[jjrockerslefttoe]

mr burleday would join too i guess

[uzi-x33]

the new co09 game was so ass im sorry but i hated it sm. ur telling me this dude ruined his whole game cus he didnt like a ship⁉️😭 DUDE💀🙏 umm anyways im gonna keep on shipping jeckole and more bc i can:3 (it’s the internet what did bro expect💀💀)

[mxsadlad]

The Class of 09 anime having a youtube warning and suicide hotline number is so on brand, I love that for them

[starl1ghtscribblez]

Jeckaa

Main: @just-a-queer-fanboy

[silverwasafukintrainwreck]

flipside is a three hour long game, give or take. i just saw a compilation of parts people generally found funny.

it was five minutes long.

you can extract half an hour of dialogue from the first game alone, and i’m pretty sure the whole thing’s two hours long

FIVE. FUCKING. MINUTES. which is, by the way, about the same length of the goddamn class of 09 anime snippet. which is extremely funny, the entire thing is.

sbn3 you did not succeed in scaring away the lesbians you’re just encouraging us to write MORE fanfiction

[fidlittlee]

We can all agree the flipside was disappointing, but at least the promo art was cute

[heeheeehaw]

I'm starting to see Jeckole everywhere......

[lunxri-vs-the-internet]

i honestly can’t believe how awful the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴side turned out with that heavenly trailer music

[laser-cat-the-destroyer]

Here me out...

class of 09 first person shooter

it'll be a million time better than flopside.

[r0ya1]

OK I MIGHT HAVE LIVED THE MOST IRL CLASS OF 09 SENARIO THAG I WILL EVER HAVE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Te: pedos, cops, cussing ig

So I might be a bad person in this first part cause when I get bored I will talk to random people on the internet. And if one happens to be a 30+ year old guy I’m NOT NOT NOT blocking him….? So when he asked how old I am I say 15 (I’m not) and when he asked where I live I say Seattle (I don’t). AND THEN HE FUCKING SAYS HE ALSO LOVES IN SEATTLE. so I play along wow that’s so cool that’s so funny!!! (I’m Lwk trying to see if he’ll send me cash) so I pull this little sob story out of my ass about how “my parents are so controlling and don’t love me and abuse eachother and me sometimes” and that “they take all my money but I need to save to get out of this filthy apartment” and of course he doesn’t take the bait of sending me cash but instead insists that we meet. Well me in my cozy home with no reprucutions if I go along with this says hell ya! Let’s send this pedo on a wild journey across his city.

We just talk normally then as I “open up” he stays trying to open me up 💀 “is it shaved?” “How big r ur tits?” “Can you be my DAUGHTER” SIR I AM FIFTEEN AND VAUNARABLE (not actually)

He even offered to let me move in with him. And of course I was like “fuck yes” SCREW IT I WAS HAVING FUN MESSING WITH HIM!!!

So as the girls girl am I tell my friends about this. AND I LET STUPID FUCKING MORALS GET IN MY WAY AND SOME HOW THEY CONVINCE ME TO REPORT HIM TO THE COPS. (Which by the way is not as easy as I thought) So I decide that pretending to be 15 isn’t enough but also I now should cosplay Chris Hanson.

The time to meet is here. He texts me about where we planned to meet. I had to switch up my story last minute!! (I forgot why) “IM SORRY I HAD TO RUN OUT FO THE HOUSE MY DAD CAUGHT ME PACKING UP”. “IDK WHERE IM GOING TO GO CAN YOU PICK ME UP?” Boom he’s blocked. The address I gave him? A Seattle police station. He’s suspicious and I give a bullshit answer of “oh I’m scared and I know that I’ll be safe here or smth” AND I KNOW THIS ASSHOLE KNOWS HES DOING SMTH ILLEGAL CAUSE HE SAYS “can you move away from the police station?”

LIKE HELLO?!? You know it would look bad if you picked up a 15 year old girl….

So I call the non emergency line of the police station I sent him to. IT TOOK SO LONG BEFORE I GOT OFF HOLD. Insane bro. Then I talkt to the dispatcher give her the situation. I thought it would end there they would maybe look for a guy if he showed up and Lwk idk after that…

THEN SHE TRANSFERS ME TO COPS ON THE FIELD? They need more info from me I send them the photo he sent of himself and other erm … explicit messages.. of him being a creep. Ya I went along but like why not fuck with them? THIS IS WHY ITS EMBARRASSING CATCHING A PREDATOR IS ONLY COOL IF YOURE A 20 SMTH DUDE. When your a girl who’s still a minor (I’m not 15) THEY ARE STILL CONCERNED

So tldr I was on call with dispatch for 41 minutes trying to get this guy to where the cops were waiting while having them help me take photos of proof I’m there so he can find me (cops). NEVER DID I THINK I WOULD WORK WITH THE FUCKING FEDS. And he never shows cause either A) really bad photoshop selfie I sent, or B) we did spend two hours back and forth of him looking for me… anyways it’s over they didn’t find him and I need to leave.

SO THEN I give them my info and my parents info (mistake) cause like I’ll work WITH the cops ig! I’ll do the “right thing” WRONG WRONG WRONG.

THEY THREATEN TO CALL MY MOM AND TOLD ME TO TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED. FUCK NO I WOULD BE GROUNDED for life AND MY INTERNET ACCESS WOULD BE CUT OFF. I hang up FREAK OUT and run to check my mom’s phone.

ITS DEAD!!!! So I ask to borrow it to look at photos and she just hands it over! Plus she’s on DND !!! She doesn’t see the call! They called me again but I missed it! Crisis averted for now! But omfg I was going to kms is he found out.

“Your child was talking to a 30 year old male” GROS THAT SOUNDS SO GROSS FUCK NO I SOUND LIKE A VICTIM

So every number got blocked! My messages deleted and discord off my phone for a while!

Why is this class of 09? Idk my friend said it sounded like smth that would happen with all the pedo stuff, the catfishing, the cops…. Reddit said that they might call the cops in my county to talk to them but I say bs!!!

Anyways if you made it to the end pray for me.

[evaiskindaweird]

JECKA!!!!! you didn't deserve the flipside...

Alt. Undercut

[jjrockerslefttoe]

i wish we got to see more principal lynn and nicole’s mom yuri in the flipside …

[kwamiwayzz]

oh another thing i want to add

the abusive situation between jecka and her dad did not at all feel like the kind of atmosphere you felt when nicole and her mom would be fighting

i get that things are exaggerated in this but going back to the jecka torture porn, he was always screaming and threatening to beat her every single time he was in the frame as if it was supposed to be the punchline or something

like yeah okay i guess, the punchline is laughing at a teenage girl getting beaten by her father

[eliasyourlocalcryptid]

flopside doesn’t exist :3

It is not a good sign when the Class of ‘09 fans from both Tumblr AND Reddit agree that the game is complete garbage

[classof09-unofficial-musical]

Okay, listen up idiots. A few things:

DNI if you are under 15, are going to be racist, transphobic, or misogynistic or anything shitty like that, or if you’re SBNO3.

Now that that’s out of the way, welcome to the blog for the fan musical of Class of 09. We’ll be covering events from the OG and the Re-Up, with a few changes here and there. The Flopside never happened, and never will.

Currently, there will be 2 acts, covering both games respectively. As always with Class of 09, expect swearing, horrible jokes, and all that stuff.

Note this: Jeckole won’t be ‘canon’. That’s not one of the changes. The creator- let’s get this clear- has nothing against the ship. It’s a great ship. But she personally doesn’t ship it (still, respect to yall).

Anyways. How did this come to be?

Well… don’t get me wrong.

@pyxilate really. Really liked musicals.

It wasn’t always this way, obviously, but it took her watching Cinderella from Amazon (shitty movie but she loved it) to really get into it.

Fast forward 2-3 years.

She had watched SIX and got a brilliant idea in her head: if a group of college students could make a musical on Henry’s six wives, a fifteen year old with anxiety and a minor obsession with Ari could make a fan musical for Class of 09.

Hi I’m Pyxilate by the way I’m a fucking idiot.

Welcome to Class of 09: The Musical. And remember, don’t be an asshole.