shout out to all the little 2d bitches out there keeping me on life support
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Solidarity: a Curious Cat Response
Someone in the comments asked for the full text, so here it is:
Hey, my name’s Bemundolack. If you follow me on social media, you’ve probably noticed that I’ve been busy lately. I was at a Trans Day of Visibility even that got attacked by neo-confederates. I'm had to look for a new place to live because I got evicted. I’m trying to organize positive praxis with my comrades. It’s a busy time. But I always appreciate getting CuriousCat questions. It usually takes my mind off things and makes me reason through an answer. I have a habit of writing novel-length answers to fairly simple questions. I recently got a question that kind of feeds into what’s been happening in my life, though, so I thought I’d make a video response. -clears throat-
“I do want to learn, I just notice the ones who cry loudest for socialism are the ones who didn't do well in life. I know school doesn't mean everything, I just find it hard to feel sorry for someone who had missed their opportunity because they picked drugs and booze. For people who failed, of course socialism is beneficial to them. I legit dont mind helping those with born diseases or disabilities. But I feel very iffy giving money to druggies. I'm not saying drug addicts dont deserve help, but iono, they seem lower on the order of people who need help.”
Let's examine some of the assumptions under this question. Whenever you ask something like this, you’re basing it on a set of premises that build a world-view. In this case, I think the asker has some bad premises. If people “pick drugs and booze” instead of choosing to be successful, then they should not have the same material benefits that people who choose success should have. That’s the first underlying logical thread that I see.
So let's first look at why people "pick drugs and booze." One of the primary reasons people abuse drugs is a form of self-medication. People who don't have access to healthcare, especially mental healthcare, may turn to alcohol and opiates to treat various health problems. If a therapist is $200 per session and alcohol is $1.50 for a 40oz, the path of least resistance when you're feeling suicidal is obvious. That's where people's first drink comes from. And a culture where that is the path of least resistance for everyone creates peer pressure to participate in alcohol consumption. Addiction and trauma tend to be intergenerational, especially in families with a background of intergenerational poverty. Alcohol is more heavily advertised in poor, black, brown, and immigrant communities. Those communities tend to be poorer because of a history of things like redlining, rent discrimination, Jim Crow/segregation, gentrification, and mass migration caused by US imperialism. Everyone who is born is born at the raw edge of a set of material conditions with a history of how they arose, and a limited scope for the continuation of that path based on current material conditions, whether that's good or bad. People don't usually start opiates with IV drug use, they usually start because they were overprescribed opiates, or because they were normally prescribed opiates but have a family history of addiction that may be genetically linked, or because they were born in the circumstances described above and were pressured to accelerate their addictive behavior because of sheer cultural momentum. People don't wake up in the morning and say, "Damn, I currently have all my needs met, but I would like to be dependent on a substance and jeopardize my position on the hierarchy of needs." People usually become addicted out of an effort to meet some unmet need.
Even rich people. Even capitalists. Marx's theory of alienation talks about how the working class is fundamentally alienated from our labor, each other, and ourselves. But that must be doubly so for the capitalist class, in some ways. If your needs are met via the exploitation of other people's labor, that is fundamentally alienating. The working class is alienated by the mode of production, the capitalist class are the agents of the mode of production. If you work is managing other people’s labor, then your work is to alienate yourself. I think that's why rich people suffer from addiction, too, and why they all turn out to be artists when they recover (because they can afford to recover because they have health insurance and can go to rehab, poor people just die). Art is (usually) labor that fundamentally serves no one other than the artist, and then secondarily serves their audience. It's labor that we're not alienated from, and it connects us to other people.
This video by Innuendo Studios illustrates the inherent problem with this question: hierarchy. Hierarchy clip
So far, my answer to “If people choose drugs over success, they shouldn’t have the same things as successful people” has been “People don’t choose drugs in the way that you’re thinking, there’s an element of economic coercion and social momentum.” But there’s another thing that I would like to point out: prioritizing the needs of the “deserving” over the needs of addicts or the “undeserving” is an unjustified hierarchy when scarcity is manufactured for profit. We have enough food, shelter, clothing, and other things to meet the basic needs of everyone, at least where I live. We have such a surplus that food gets thrown away, the dumpsters locked and monitored with cameras so that hungry people can’t access their basic needs for free. Houses remain empty as investor properties, helping to raise the rents around them and make money for people who already have incredible amounts of money, while people sleep on the street and get rounded up by cops just for existing in public. We currently, right now, prioritize the greed of people whose needs are met to an excess that we can never dream of over people who are starving and dying of exposure.
Socialism is NOT about giving people money. Socialism, at least the type that I’m a proponent of, is about eliminating money as a system for distributing resources. It’s about changing the nature of work so that our work affects our material conditions directly instead of giving us a wage to pay for our material needs. It’s about abolishing the system that causes people to live in luxury while others starve.
I don’t want to place myself above anyone else on a hierarchy. I want there to not be a hierarchy. The idea isn’t to make the owners and bosses into underlings, and turn the underlings into bosses and owners. It’s to get rid of the ideas of bosses, underlings, and owners. We don’t need people to occupy those roles to have a functional life together as humans. Our hierarchical systems are inefficient, cruel, wasteful, and unnecessary. And if you feel like you need police to tell you not to murder people, and you need a boss to tell you to do something with your time that meets your needs, and you need a landlord to allow you to live in your home, then... Maybe you’ve got some internal soul searching to do.
The people that attacked us on TDoV and the type of person who would send me this message would probably both say that they value freedom, but how can you have freedom when you’re constrained by a rigid hierarchy? When you’re alienated from those around you because you’re dead scared of them rising above you, or because you’ve got to do everything you can to rise above them? Are you free when even the idea of real liberation makes you cling fearfully to the bars of your cage?
Specifically referring to the Curious Cat question, we should give alcoholics and addicts what they need because the liberation of others around us is a vehicle for our own liberation. You’re not expected to break yourself out of the hierarchy single-handedly. Anything you can do to meet people’s needs when they don’t “deserve” it is subversive to the hierarchy. It connects you to other people in a way that allows you to work together to free each other. We call that solidarity.
We need to have solidarity with people who are addicted to drugs and alcohol because we are all in the working class. The vast majority of us will never be capitalists; that is, people who own private property, the means of production, or a significant amount of wealth. We need to have solidarity with people who are addicted or homeless or living in poverty because that could be most of us in just a short amount of time if something went wrong. A mentality that says, “Well, I’ve got everything I need, why should I care about others?” isn’t just cruel, it puts you at risk. If you’re willing to sacrifice someone else’s wellbeing for your comfort, then your wellbeing is subject to forfeit as well.
Capitalists don’t care about you. Capitalists care about themselves and their profit and their property. If you want them to care about you, you have to threaten one of those things, and we are no threat to capitalism as isolated individuals. Solidarity is power. Solidarity is liberation. Solidarity is life. We need each other, because alone, we are powerless. Alienation is death.
If you’ve watched this entire video, thank you very much. I know this was short, but now I’m a little more stable, so I should be able to put out more content. If you wanna follow me elsewhere on the internet, I’m on Twitter, Facebook, and Curious Cat @ Bemundolack. If you’d like to support me, you can like this video, subscribe to my channel, and consider supporting me on either ko-fi at ko-fi.com/bemundolack or on patreon at patreon.com/bemundolack. I really have to thank my patrons this time around. I’ve been in a very precarious financial situation, and I couldn’t have made it through without you. Your support actually does mean a lot to me. Special thanks to the following patrons:
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Low Ranking: How to Fix and Avoid (An Expert Guide)
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Skam Austin episode 2 reaction
I’m already sad that we probably won’t get a scene of them dancing horribly
Clip 1 - Smoothie talk
I just want to point out that while Meg is checking out Grace online, there’s a drawing on her wall behind her that says MAKE OUT. This is clearly foreshadowing. I proclaim it from the mountaintop.
This is a nice discussion of random crap when you have more important things to talk about. But also an illustration of how they’re not on the same page at all. Now he's mocking something else she likes (meglovessmoothies), kicking her when she's down.
Lol, I’m being hard on this kid. Him dissing smoothies is hardly the least of his crimes. But you exclude her so much, dude! She has no one to do the stuff she likes with her and he left her to do talent night alone.
What I took away from this scene is a craving for a smoothie.
Clip 2 - Call me
It’s a pretty big cultural jump from Noora naming herself after a Twin Peaks character to Grace naming herself after a Dumb and Dumber character.
I think this was a good way to incorporate social media into the clip itself. It’s one of those interactions with a weirdly specific social connotation. The comment being deleted is more suspicious than if it had remained up.
I've seen people speculate why Abby would bother posting on his IG publicly. Maybe because she wanted Meg to see it? Or she really couldn’t get in touch with him any other way.
Clip 3 - Sad girl
It definitely sounds like Tyler said “Abby.” He says “Oh shit” afterwards as if her realized his mistake. Plus he decided to go to the vending machine and Marlon went along, maybe so they could talk about what just happened.
Usually Skam doesn't all-out twist what's happening, what we hear and see if what’s really occurring. Like with Isak hearing Even’s voice while buying his depressing cheese toastie, he's legit hearing a guy who sounds like Even, he didn’t imagine it.
Shay is a bad but adorable liar.
And she seems flirty as hell and I hope I’m not just projecting.
I like how direct and kind Grace is. No Megan messing up with H and inappropriate slut jokes. Some of the characters are on the rude side (us Americans, am I right) and Grace was just sweet, and Megan got her message right when she needed a pick-me-up. Also, no sweating for days over whether Grace will follow her back!
Clip 4 - Chemistry
He's reading The Great Gatsby while Meg reads The Scarlet Letter. Any significance, since they’re going hard with The Scarlet Letter?
“We have chemistry together, you know that.” Yes, we do know that, Marlon. That’s why Meg is worried.
Marlon is such a liar, he can't keep his story straight.
“If you were in my chemistry class I would be texting you non-stop” lol I know he didn’t mean it this way but that has some connotations in light of your current situation, bro.
Clip 5 - Girl Squad together
This is a low standard but I do love how realistic and down go earth all their clothes are.
Kelsey’s red upper lip legit made me laugh. At first I thought she'd been drinking fruit punch.
Jo and Kelsey are ride or die BFFs, I love it.
Kelsey looking scandalized when Grace doesn't know what a Kitten is then her “bless your heart, no wonder you’re so lost!” when she learns Grace is new, tells you all you need to know about her priorities. Also I’ve never heard one of those Southern “bless your heart”s in the wild before, I feel like I’ve spotted a rhino.
Meg: “Who am I?” THEME.
Regarding the formation of a dance team, I have some questions/concerns as to how they would handle that. If it were just a recreational team that’s one thing, but if they can get out of P.E., as Jo says, then it’ll have to be school-recognized, and I’m sure that comes with a lot of rules that you wouldn’t have if you just want to dance for fun. My school required only one year of P.E. for students (thank Goddddd) but you didn’t get out of it even if you were on one of the school sports teams, so I don’t know quite how it works. I had some friends from other schools who joined their schools’ athletic teams as a replacement for P.E., but these were all well-established teams. If Kelsey’s team gets recognized by the school, do they have to agree to a particular schedule? Dance competitions? Performances at school functions and games? So many questions.
Grace, a dance team is a hell of a lot to commit to just to show up an Islamophobe. I mean props to the sentiment but you’re probably going to have to like ... dance, and work out, and get up early and stay after school and stuff.
I also don’t think a dance team is something she can sit out as much as Noora could be whatever about the bus, especially if there’s a 5-person minimum for the team. Grace has to be all in or she’s out.
Is Zoya going to turn out to be an amazing dancer? Did she audition for the Kittens, or did she not bother because she figured she wouldn’t make it? I wouldn’t be surprised if there were a dress code that prevented her from wearing her hijab in performance.
Clip 6 - Losers club
All right, so I kinda loved this clip and kinda hated it.
But boy did I feel bad for Kelsey in this one, in a way that I’ve never felt for any of the Vildes! Because Kelsey was doing more or less what I, a nerd, would be doing if I attempted to form a dance team. Jumping the gun a LOT with reserving yearbook space, but meeting with the principal, planning to raise money, and researching dance routines, all of that is what you should be thinking about. You know … putting together a team.
Kelsey: “I already have the agenda already...:” IDK if it’s scripted or improvised but I’m oddly into them capturing that kind of redundant language that I hear from a lot of teenagers. And well, adults.
Kelsey not even answering Grace’s question about the need for an alternative dance team. She just has an endgame and she’s going to stick to it, gosh darn it.
“Share some of that Kitten secret sauce with us” I’m not going to make a NSFW joke. I’m not.
Actually, what a blast would Jo/Shay be.
I guess what I wonder is why Zoya wants in on a nobody dance team unless she really loves to dance. Like are they ever going to show them dancing? Practicing?
Yeah, going off the earlier point, I feel really bad for Kelsey because she seems like she seriously wants to be on the dance team - maybe just for popularity/social reasons, because she seems to have a very high opinion of the Kittens. But if she’s tried out five times, she’s been practicing for weeks beforehand, and she’s throwing herself into creating a dance group of her own, that also sounds like someone who wants to dance because she enjoys it and not just to boost her social standing.
And with that in mind, although I enjoyed a lot of Zoya’s dialogue, the fact that she stepped in with her suggestion to hook up with guys made me sad for Kelsey in a way that I haven’t felt for Vilde in any other version of this scene. Because russ/parties do have a social element involved that’s at least relevant to getting guys to like you. Druck has an established school party that the girls get assigned to and they just start going out as a crew. Skam Italia did away with the organized squad altogether and just had the girls start hanging out, somewhat formed around getting Silvia a date. But if I really wanted to form a dance team, I didn’t plan on having to hook up with dudes. That’s not a purely social organization, that’s an athletic/artistic/competitive one.
“My plan is to work really hard on our routines” Kelsey :(
Lol somehow I think working hard on their routines will go over better with the principal compared to hooking up with football players.
Zoya says that “you guys” will have to get with the dudes because she won’t, but she includes Kelsey in this, soooo I guess Kelsey is not supposed to be that conservative of a Christian? Or will that not come up?
Jo immediately planning blackmail as a way to get the Kittens to join them - lol, this is the kind of character I enjoy, I love her.
Zoya: “If you didn’t want to be seen as a sexual object, you’d shave your head, stop wearing makeup and start wearing looser clothes.”
Grace: “I wear these things for me, not for guys.”
Zoya: “Well then I find it very convenient that the things you wear for you are the exact same things that a heterosexual man in America finds attractive.”
OK, that was a completely new bit of dialogue and that was something that got my attention. Because that’s good. Zoya and Grace, as the two most likely feminists of the group, having opposing takes on beauty culture. I saw people objecting to Zoya’s perspective but she’s neither 100% right or 100% wrong. Women have personal choice and preferences to style themselves how they want, including dressing with themselves in mind rather than men, but you can’t divorce that from the larger societal ideals of how women are supposed to look. I make the choice to shave my legs and no one is forcing me to do it, but I also didn’t wake up one day and form this completely independent idea that no one had done before; I had a societal norm to give me the idea. And a lot of beauty standards on women are enforced by patriarchy. It’s a really difficult conversation to have because you’re dealing with the individual (Grace saying she wears these things for herself) versus the collective (Zoya saying it’s not an accident what she chooses for herself also happens to be societally acceptable). Everyone at that table is making their own choices, but within a larger system that sets precedents and ideals. But there are also a lot of assumptions that Zoya is making, such as whether Grace is interested in heterosexual men; Grace could be a lesbian for all she knows. Not to mention that Grace is wearing an average sweater and not much makeup, so it is a leap to think she wants to be seen as a sexual object. All of the girls seem very casually dressed, in fact, and Zoya is wearing as much eyeshadow as any of them, so what’s the difference? Can Zoya say she’s wearing eyeshadow for herself, but the others can’t? To me it’s less whether Zoya is completely right and more about the fact that the ideas were introduced at all.
That’s my rambling way of saying I liked that exchange.
Julie repeating the same camera angle with Sana/Zoya’s back surrounded by her court … sighhhhhhh come on.
General comments:
I guess what’s really frustrating is that there is so much rich material here in the setup that they could spin into new scenes and stories, but I’m not sure if they’re going to do it. Like … we should get them actually trying to dance! I want to see shitty dance montages! I want to see Grace being over it and Jo goofing around and Kelsey trying her best and Zoya defying everyone’s expectations and Meg becoming a crucial part of the team with her experience, finding some purpose and joy again! Let’s talk about clashes between Kelsey and Zoya over the uniforms, let’s talk about the first time they try to perform publicly and it’s a mess (actually let’s not, I would expire from secondhand embarrassment.) Give me all of that dance team drama, played realistically.
But also stuff like Kelsey’s religion and how that plays into the plot (like how DOES she feel about being asked to hook up with guys), how her being a Christian and Zoya being a Muslim should yield both some common ground and some huge differences.
I’m sort of getting the same feeling I had in S4 of Skam where there was so much incredibly rich material to develop, but instead they went with stuff that was much less interesting.
The profanity filter on the FB videos is SO DUMB. There is a mature content warning at the start of every clip. Why do they have to bleep out the swear words?
I get the sense that a lot of the new viewers on Facebook don’t know what to do about the texts and IGs.
Marlon’s text about going to see Avengers makes it sound like the movie just came out, which is probably because the movie was supposed to be released that day (May 4) and was pushed up to April 27. Which I get but part of me’s kinda like, you could have revised that to sound a little more fitting to the date. I feel like Marlon would probably not going to wait a week to see Infinity War.
Also Marlon has overtaken Giovanni from Skam Italia as my least favorite Jonas. He’s not the devil or anything but I definitely don’t want him and Meg together.
Jo and Shay continue to be my faves. They really should have scenes together at some point. Share one of those long candies, Lady and the Tramp-style.
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a missing coat
seungkwan x reader
word count: ~ 2300
a/n: part of my three-day-weekend writing challenge/goal; a dash of friends-to-lovers; also in honor of seungkwan’s birthday !!
In which you and Seungkwan wake up nearly too hungover to function and neither of you knows where his coat could have ended up.
Your body wakes you up far before you're ready with the desperate sensation of please drink water burning in your throat, tongue, and on your dehydrated lips. With the way your head is pounding, you’re not sure you can open your eyes without the whole room spinning sideways. You press your own clammy hands to your cheeks and forehead, trying in vain to steady your aching mind.
When you do try to get up, it’s with eyes barely cracked open, and you only make it a step off the bed before tripping over something (a shoe? a purse? a pillow you’d thrown off the bed? You couldn’t be bothered to check) and landing in an ungraceful sprawl on the floor. The sudden thud provokes a questioning murmur of your name from the boy still lying in the bed you’ve just left.
“Seungkwan,” you whine back, your own voice sounds like it’s going through a loudspeaker to your sensitive head, “are we dead?”
“I think I’m still drunk,” he says back, and you promptly shush him for speaking too loudly. “I’m whispering!” he defends without otherwise moving from his sprawled out position onto his duvet. You honestly can’t gauge if he’s telling the truth about his own volume with where your headache is currently.
It isn’t unusual for you to end up in your friend’s bed after a night out. The two of you have a tendency to just crash at whoever’s pace is closest to your last stop of the night. Which happens to be a detail you can’t quite remember at this juncture.
“I’m... gonna try to get water,” you tell him. He groans back a questioning huh and so you repeat yourself, “Water. Do you want some?”
“You got water?”
“I’m getting water,” you reiterate, sitting up and immediately pressing the side of your palm into one of your eyes as you try to relieve the pressure that suddenly swirls just behind your skull.
“Oh,” Seungkwan yawns out the sound, “That’s good.”
You take it as a yes.
The clock in his kitchen reads 5:13 and you’re frankly shocked that you managed to wake up at any point before noon, let alone this early.
You navigate the kitchen slowly, stopping a few times to steady yourself against the counter when it feels particularly like you’re going to fall over again without even having an object to blame it on. When you make your way back to the bedroom with two glasses of water, you immediately spill some water from both cups when you plop down onto the bed beside him.
“Sorry,” you wince and set one cup down. The other you hold out his near-comatose looking form. Seungkwan peaks open one eye and asks what you’re apologizing for. “Spilled. Now drink water.”
He groans as he sits up slowly. He takes the cup from you with both hands, clearly not trusting himself to do anything steadily yet. “Thanks,” he drawls, voice laden with sleepiness and the recognizable twinge that liquor sets into his tone.
“Were you wearing that last night?” Seungkwan follows up with after giving you a long look over. You glance down at yourself and realize you’re wearing a white sweater you’ve never seen before (or -- have little recollection of having seen before) with a few purple-tinged splotches down the front.
“I have no idea what this is,” you answer as you blink back at him.
He snorts a small laugh and takes a small sip of water. “Oh, man,” he says like a revelation of the utmost importance has just occurred to him, “Water is so good.”
“So pure,” you concur as you reach for your own glass on the nightstand. You find your cellphone there, too, and take it up with your free hand. “Why do I have two voicemails from Soonyoung?” you ask as you look at your notifications, “Who leaves voicemails anymore?”
“Was Soonyoung with us last night?” Seungkwan asks instead of proposing any kind of answer.
“No. It was just --” You pause before rattling off the group you’d set out with, doubt peaking through the heavy fog of your hangover. “Maybe he met up with us? At, uh... that bar?”
“What bar?”
“It was... very blue, I feel?”
Seungkwan furrows his eyebrows, frowning at you with a clear lack of recognition. “What the hell are you talking about?”
“That bar! That we went to after the other one,” you fail at explaining, nearly throwing your phone across the room as you wave one arm in a useless attempt at a visual aid.
“After the first one?” He tries to find a common understanding with you.
“No, no -- that one sucked. We were only there for one drink, right?”
“I think I had two,” Seungkwan comments, more so to himself than at you.
“Uh, I don’t know. It was blue though! With the funky glasses, you know?”
“I wish I did,” he shakes his head with a faint laugh.
You groan and lean back into the pillows, carefully holding your cup of water up to avoid spilling. “I bet he’s yelling in those messages,” you return to talking about the voicemail symbol on the top bar of your phone’s screen.
“Maybe he was doing the call-your-friend’s-missing-phone thing.”
“I didn’t lose my phone last night,” you say as you prop yourself up only as much as you need to in order to take a drink of water without feeling like you’ll choke on it. “Did you?” It only occurs to you to ask because usually your phones end up beside each other on mornings like this.
Seungkwan leans to one side to glance at the nightstand before letting himself flop down on the mattress entirely. “Did I?” he wonders, exhaustion doubling in his tone at the notion.
“Go check.” You nudge his shoulder with your foot.
He grumbles something you don’t make out as he crawls off the bed to look for his phone.
You nearly fall back into sleep when Seungkwan comes back in sounding not quite relieved enough to announce that his phone was by the front door.
“What’s wrong?” you ask.
“All the stuff I put in my coat pockets was just on the floor,” he answers, lying back down beside you.
“So?”
“I lost my coat.”
"Weren't you wearing that nice coat you got for your birthday last year?" you try to recall, opening your eyes to look at him.
He whines and rolls over to burying his head in a pillow. Your best friend instincts kick in just enough to will you into an upright position. You give his shoulder a few soft pats. "Don't get down. We'll find it."
"We don't even know where we were last night," Seungkwan reminds you, muffled by his pillow.
“Someone will know,” you assure him, opening up your texts.
You’re promptly distracted by the number of unread texts you have left from the night before. A glance over your most recently received messages makes you cringe at your own lack of memory of their contexts.
Jun: let me know when you guys get home safely!!
Hosh: cm back theyre playing good stuff now
Yuha: he said that?????
Jeonghan: k lame
Haseul: lol how drunk are you
Minkyung: thks for the clothes swap you savd my outfit !
Coupss: you good?
“Okay... Who were we with at the end of the night?” You try to jog your memory by voicing it out loud.
“I don’t know,” Seungkwan repeats, though at least he turns onto his side to look at you instead of hiding his face.
“Oh! Wait -- idea,” you start, only to immediately regret your own enthusiasm. You pause, running a hand over your forehead as you try to will the headache away. “I always snap too much when I’m drunk, right? Maybe I geotagged some of the places.”
This prospect must strike Seungkwan as reasonable, because he sits up and leans his head on your shoulder as you open up snapchat and scroll over to look at your own story.
It starts with the snaps you remember taking. The getting ready drinks you'd had with the girls over at your place and the selfies you'd taken with Seungkwan and Jeonghan at the first two bars you'd gone to.
Your story is twelve images in when you get the first one you don’t recall taking. It’s a line of shot glasses on a bar with blue and purple lights reflecting off everything in the picture. In the black bar across the middle is the text: #tquilatequilateqila.
“Well, that explains some things,” Seungkwan comments. You hum an agreement.
A few blurry snapshots and shaky videos of dancing and shouting along lyrics, the background in your pictures changes to a different venue. Then there’s a selfie of you and Seungkwan all but crushing Soonyoung between the two of you with the cation ‘look who we found aaaaaaaaaaahhh’. In the top right of the pictures is a location tag for a bar/lounge called Pour Decisions.
“Okay, another mystery solved,” you murmur as you tap through a few more pictures. The keen observer would also notice at this point that your orginal top changes to the stained sweater you woke up in this morning.
“You really do snap way too much when you’re drunk,” Seungkwan reaffirms your earlier point with a chuckle.
Next, a video comes up of you walking unsteadily down a sidewalk. “We’re going! We’re going -- where are we going?!” drunk you practically yells into the camera. You tilt your phone to show Seungkwan a few steps behind you, slowed down because he’s more dancing than walking. “Look at this guy!” You giggle from off-screen. Your face pops back into the frame as you slur, a little quieter, “I love my friend!”
“Look, you had your jacket on there, so we know it at least made it this far,” you notice, choosing to ignore everything else in the otherwise embarrassing clip.
There are a couple more pictures after that. Including a bathroom selfie you took, pouting and giving a peace sign into the mirror. “To raly or nt to rally,” your caption reads, “thats question”. Along the bottom of the picture is a tag reading: saturday night @ ALTITUDE. The next picture has the same tag at the bottom, and is selfie of you and Seungkwan leaning your heads against each other, both with your eyes closed and smiles on your faces.
The screen changes, a much darker setting but the video is steadier. It shows you and Seungkwan in the back of a cab. You’re both looking into the camera with grins before you turn to look at Seungkwan as you ask, “So, one to ten scale how good was tonight?”
In the video, Seungkwan chortles and tears his gaze away from his own image in the screen to look at you. “Like... fifty thousand,” he answers. Then there are several seconds of the two of you staring at each other in the backseat, all smiles and only a few inches apart before the video cuts out.
Your snapchat story ends there.
“You didn’t have your jacket on in the cab,” You say after a couple moments of pondering silence.
With pounding heads and a fresh change of clothes, the two of you take a cab back to the club called Altitude. Just as you pull up, you spot a tired-looking employee just about to lock up the front door.
You all but tumble out of the cab before sprinting a few steps along the sidewalk. “Hey! Wait! Please!” you call out for his attention. The man shoots you a questioning look. “My friend left his coat here last night,” you pant out, squinting in the too bright light of morning.
“Look, we just finished cleaning the place out and--”
“Please, please, it’ll only take three minutes, top.”
Seungkwan arrives at your side at this point. You don’t have to look at him to know he’s putting on his best puppy dog eyes.
“Fine,” the employee sighs, turning the key back in the lock.
It ends up taking about five minutes for the employee to help the two of you go through the other abandoned items that had been left in coat check from last night. But you succeed in your early morning mission.
Back out on the sidewalk, Seungkwan thanks you for what must be the fourth or fifth time as he shrugs on his coat. “You’re the actual best,” he professes as he slings an arm around your shoulders. He pulls you into a sideways hug. “I could seriously kiss you and your drunk snapchat habits.”
“Please don’t,” you laugh, on arm going around his middle in return. “My head is still killing me and I think anything other than toast or water would make me vomit.”
“Sexy,” he jests with a laugh as he pulls up his phone to call a car for the two of you. “Is our hungover marathon still on?”
The answer, obviously, is yes.
A few hours later, with a familiar episode of a favorite show playing on his laptop as the two of you lounge in his bedroom, the worst of the symptoms subside. “Can we turn the volume up? My headache’s finally gone,” you tell him.
He complies. Several more scenes go by before Seungkwan says, “I kinda meant it, you know.”
“Meant what?”
You look at him and find his gaze waiting for yours. You wonder if this moment looks anything like that last shot from that last video on your story.
He kisses you like it’s a question, and all you can do is grin in reply.
Neither of you is sure if it’s your first or second kiss. That’s a question only your cab driver would be able to answer.
Both of you just hope it isn’t the last.
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Transformed minds -- Romans 12:1-8 -- August 30, 2020
The wise man built his house upon the rock,
the wise man built his house upon the rock,
the wise man built his house upon the rock,
and the rains came tumbling down.
The rains came down and the floods came up,
the rains came down and the floods came up,
the rains came down and the floods came up,
and the house on the rock stood firm.
The foolish man built his house upon the sand,
the foolish man built his house upon the sand,
the foolish man built his house upon the sand,
and the rains came tumbling down.
The rains came down and the floods came up,
the rains came down and the floods came up,
the rains came down and the floods came up,
and the house on the sand went splat!
The Bible consistently puts forward two ways of living and asks us to make a choice. Sometimes the metaphors are stark and are presented in terms that are as plain as day.
“Choose this day whom you will serve.”
“No one can serve to masters.”
The narrow gate vs. the wide gate
The hard path vs. the easy path
Other times the choice is put to us a bit more subtly, requiring us to think through the choice that is really being offered to us.
In Mark 8, Jesus tells the disciples to “take up their cross.” The cross was reserved as the method of execution for political insurrection—those who refused to define their lives by the value structures of the nation and the culture, and were deemed to be a threat to the orderly functioning of society. Taking up our cross involves risk.
At his arrest, Jesus tells Peter to “put away your sword…for all who draw the sword will die by the sword.” This is a command that persons in our faith tradition interpret as binding on us all because of another command Jesus made: “love your enemies.” We can not hold on to both of these at the same time.
In each case, the one who is doing the asking is warning us that there is a choice to be made. Which way will we go? Which path will we follow? Or, more directly, “Who is Lord?”
Paul’s words to the church in Rome are equally stark and clear. After eleven chapters of wrestling with the great brokenness that exists between heaven and earth, and how that great brokenness has corrupted all things, and how Jesus came to bring us all back into right relationship with God, he now describes what this looks like in the day to day goings-on of the most real community the world can ever know: the church.
Let’s allow that to sink in for a moment: Jesus intends the church to be the most real community on earth. Among the many things we love about our congregation, we can add this to it: that as our minds are transformed by the Holy Spirit, we become a forgiving community of forgiven sinners, extending to others the same mercy, grace, and forgiveness that Jesus has offered to us. And in doing that, we become an anticipation of the age to come, a congregation that embodies the reign of Christ in the here and now.
It seems somewhat ridiculous to say that this morning, out here and online, exiled from our sanctuary. But it is the truth. This is as real as it gets, and it becomes the motivation for Paul finding yet another way of presenting to us the great choice that must be made when he tells us that our calling is to put our lives on the line for one another:
Present your bodies as a living sacrifice (Romans 12:1)
That is an unusual way to put it, because when we think of religious sacrifices we normally think of their death. Something in the giving up of life provides satisfaction to the gods to appease their anger or ward off disaster or achieve some other desirable outcome.
But in the faith tradition of Jesus, the sacrifice is experienced in our living, not in our dying. Not everyone believes this. They might not say it out loud, but a lot of people practice a ghostly, disembodied faith either by waiting around until they die so their soul can go to heaven, or by believing that the misdeeds of our body are excusable matters or understandable indiscretions.
Paul reminds us that our faith is lived out through the very activities of our bodies—the things we do and say; the things we don’t do and don’t say, the places we go, the places we don’t go. Every moment, every choice, every encounter is an opportunity to demonstrate our commitment to Jesus.
We come from a long faith tradition that values the living out of our faith as a top priority. One of the interesting ways this shows up is in the very first hymn of our hymnal. When the Brethren and Mennonites got together in the late 80’s and early 90’s to publish a new hymnal, the choice for the first hymn proved to be difficult. A lot of thought goes into what will be hymn #1 in a hymnal, apparently.
As the story was told to me, the hymnal committee struggled a bit to find just the right hymn to be #1. And then they came across a hymn they hadn’t seen before: What is this place. Consider the words, of verses 1 and 3. You begin to sense that church is more than just bricks and mortar and windows and pews, don’t you? The real beauty of this hymn (in my opinion) is captured in verse three. It turns out that What is this place is a communion hymn:
The bread and the cup is a living sign that becomes embodied in our lives as we give and receive justice and peace. In his book Reading Romans Backwards: A Gospel of Peace in the Midst of Empire, Scot McKnight says it this way:
Christian sacrifice is an embodied way of life offered to the invisible but ever-present God. What they do is their sacrifice: when they speak, listen, embrace, eat, drink, love, have sexual relations, guide children, offer wisdom, work, garden, pay taxes, offer visible expressions of care, respect, approve and disapprove, pray, participate in fellowship and worship and instruction…one could go on. Their sacrifice is their embodied life (28-29).
Transformed minds
And so Paul tells us to
not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of [our] minds (Romans 12:2)
He tells us this because our minds are not neutral in the living out of our salvation, the giving and receiving of grace, justice, and peace. Because what we dwell on has such a powerful influence over our thinking and our behavior, Paul actually has quite a bit in to say in his letters about our minds:
Our minds can become debased by sin, which leads to more sin (Romans 1)
Our minds can become “puffed up” by idle notions, leading to our becoming separated from God (Colossians 2:18ff)
Our thinking can become “futile” (Ephesians 4:17), “unsettled” (2 Thessalonians 2:2), or “depraved” (2 Timothy 3:8).
These are real situations; we all have friends whom we’ve watched become consumed with anger or rage or hatred. In Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, we see it played out when the Ghost of Christmas Past takes Ebenezer Scrooge back to when his fiancée breaks up with him. Belle says (clip begins at 2:40):
Scrooge is silent, because he knows it’s true. His mind was pulled away from his love.
Our minds are to be transformed in Christ, that we may discern the will of God—what is good and acceptable and perfect.
The church, again
Whenever Paul explore the depths of theology, you can believe the church is not far behind. Why are transformed minds so important? Because of what we noted earlier: the supreme importance of the church. Our minds are to be transformed so that we will think of ourselves less and think of one another more. Paul says it this way
I say to everyone among you not to think of yourself more highly than you ought to think, but to think with sober judgment (Romans 12:3).
He then goes on to describe spiritual gifts—the blessings that God has given to us to help build one another up in the church, gifts like prophecy, ministry, teaching, exhortation, generosity, diligent leadership, cheerfulness.
The difficulty and the importance of this text is in connecting it to the times we are in. I want to start a few ideas today that we’ll continue next Sunday about how the extreme partisanship of our times has the potential to make congregational life difficult and to reflect on the credibility of the church. What pains me is seeing people I care about become so partisan that they just become angrier and angrier, and even use their political opinions to evaluate their theological beliefs and their church participation.
Theologian David Fitch offers to us another way when he reminds us that
Theological disagreement is to be expected in church formation today. It used to be—50 years ago maybe—that people chose their church according to the denomination they were brought up. Today, finding a church you agree with on everything is not possible, and there are new social moral challenges every year. But the church is formed in the midst of theological disagreement. We must have spaces to have discussions about theological and ethical issues…so that together we can sort out “what does it mean for us to follow Jesus in this moral challenge?”
This is the example of Paul and his churches, Christians who wrestled with how to take people from different backgrounds, different philosophical and theological understandings, and different socio-economic groups so that they could be united in Christ. What unites us is to be more powerful than what divides us. And it starts with seeking the mercies of God so that our minds can be transformed and our bodies can be offered as living sacrifices so that we may honor one another and bring glory to Jesus as a faithful congregation bearing witness for Christ.
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Leaving Facebook Part III: Goodbye to All That
Remember what it was to be me: that is always the point.
I'm in the final countdown to deleting Facebook, and not a moment too soon.
TL;DR:
Primary posts will be here
I'll be sending out a monthly Life Olympics newsletter
If you want email, mail, and/or newsletters, let me know where to find you
I think we are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find them attractive company or not.
The Wind-Down
I've backed up my data, I've collected contact info, and I've explored a variety of new platforms with varying degrees of success.
I've reached a tentative consensus on my plan for moving forward. It's a little more complex than I would have liked, but I'm settling into some new habits and I'll continue to iterate and refine over time. Here's where I've landed:
Nothing was irrevocable; everything was within reach. Just around every corner lay something curious and interesting, something I had never before seen or done or known about.
Consuming
I chose: Apple News. I slept on this for a while, for reasons I can't totally remember. I revisited it and spent some time customizing it and decided it's the best newsfeed for me for now.
Pros:
Free
UX is good and it's easy to follow publications/topics
iCloud syncing across devices + desktop app is hard to beat. The next best product I looked at (Thread News) only had a mobile app, which was a dealbreaker for me.
I follow mostly mainstream-is publications and there's a full database of sources that are easy to follow.
I haven't tried News+ yet but I like the option of it - a while ago I had a similar magazine aggregator from Conde Nast that I loved and this seems similar or better.
Cons:
Initially, I didn't like the Top Stories on the home page. I don't really love the CNN/ABC/CBS-type focus on 24-hour headline news and wish this was better curated from my interests and favorite publications. I finally figured out that you can limit the Home Page to publications that you follow, but it's not an obvious setting.
I hate that share/copy link produces an apple.news url instead of the native url; this is obnoxious.
Runner Up: Thread News had a really nice Daily Digest feature that curated from your favorite publications.
I chose: Pocket for random articles that I come across on Twitter, in Slack, or recommended through text messages, I save them to Pocket to read later.
Pros:
Free (with premium paid option)
Syncs across desktop, mobile, iPad app; app UX is nicely optimized across devices
Tagging (good for saving favorites)
"Article view" that clears out web junk for a streamlined reading experience
Chrome extension for easy clipping/adding
Cons:
None yet; it's simple and works the way I want it to
Runner up: Instapaper. It has very similar functionality to Pocket, I just slightly prefer the design of Pocket. If you like a really minimalist reading experience, Instapaper is for you.
Keepers of private notebooks are a different breed altogether, lonely and resistant rearrangers of things, anxious malcontents, children afflicted apparently at birth with some presentiment of loss.
Creating
This one was a beast. I struggled for weeks to parse out exactly what I wanted on this front and which criteria were most important to me, because it became clear quickly that I wasn't going to get everything I wanted in one place.
I chose: Tumblr I initially wrote this off because the homepage/discovery can be nauseating without the right default settings. A tour of the mobile version convinced me to give this a second look: the mobile app is great and the posting experience is (pardon the cliche) delightful. I decided to give it a deeper dive behind the scenes and found that I was able to customize a lot of what I initially disliked. The auto formatting for photo, quote, link, and chat posts is charming and simple.
Pros:
Customizing themes is simple and there are a lot of choices.
I can use my personal domain
The posting experience is easy and relatively error-free
The tagging! I love my tags and they work so nicely. I was also able to find a theme that features tags so you will always have easy access to the latest photos of Darwin.
Great for multimedia posting
Built-in share buttons
Cons:
Not very good at importing content from other platforms; I manually recreated a few favorite posts, but otherwise pretty much had to start from scratch on content
No built-in analytics, aside from follower counts, which is not something I expect to care about or track. I set up tracking on Google Analytics, but I'll miss the built-in analytics that WordPress had. Since WP bought Tumblr, I'm hoping that they may eventually add these features to Tumblr
I just don't care about the social/discovery components here and I wish I could turn them off
Ads. I wish I could pay to make them go away.
Runner up: micro.blog For the first couple of weeks, I thought this was going to be my choice. I had a solid experience importing and archiving a lot of my content from WordPress, Instagram, and Medium. Unfortunately, once I started trying to use the platform on a daily basis, I ran into a lot of issues and challenges that gave me pause on using and recommending the platform. To be clear, a good number of these issues were either user-error or bespoke preferences due to my personal quirks on how I want to organize and share content on the Internet. Some of this is a result of it being a new-ish platform that still has some blind spots for non-developers; it's not a mainstream product yet and I'm not sure it's trying to be. Based on my personal preferences, I felt Tumblr was slightly better equipped for my use case. I'm still going to keep using micro.blog for a while in tandem with Tumblr to see if my preferences change and/or if the platform adopts some of the feedback I shared with regard to cross-posting and UX.
I chose: Drafts. One big challenge for me in this process was the desire to cross-post some content in multiple places while limiting where I post other content. I didn't want to fill my Twitter feed with cat pictures, but I wanted some little corner of the Internet for Darwin's biggest fans (my mother). Drafts is basically a universal text editor that pushes drafts of text to a variety of services, including micro.blog, Twitter, Day One, Google Drive, Evernote, WordPress, Gmail, and even text messages. It's highly configurable and I'm only just scratching the surface of its power. Creating text drafts here allows me to easily push drafts to a variety of different places with just a few keystrokes. It syncs with iCloud, has really robust tagging and filtering, and has mobile, iPad, and Mac apps. It's very cool.
He laughed literally until he choked, and I had to roll down the taxi window and hit him on the back. "New faces," he said finally, "don't tell me about new faces.”
Engagement
I chose: Twitter I've increasingly found Twitter to be a place where my friends/followers care about what I care about. The messages I care most about sharing are amplified. I can choose to unfollow, mute, or block people who are harassing or distressing me. I can follow people whose expertise I value. It can still be a cesspool at times but Twitter leadership seems to be taking steps to improve the platform - identifying misinformation, a conversation feature that limits replies, etc. For now, it stays.
Coming Soon: Substack I haven't officially started this yet, but I'm going to start a monthly newsletter that (allegedly) goes out the first Sunday of every month. I'm going to use roughly my annual Life Olympics format except there will be fun and exciting recommendations. Teaser: new Life Olympics categories will make their debut in the first installment on July 5! If you want it, make sure you give me your email address and you'll receive the first edition.
It’s easy to see the beginnings of things, and harder to see the ends.
All quotes by Joan Didion, Slouching Towards Bethlehem
Many, many thanks to Jason Becker for his recommendations, patience, and tech support on this project.
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Creative Background Patterns Using Gradients, CSS Shapes, and Even Emojis
You can create stripes in CSS. That’s all I thought about in terms of CSS background patterns for a long time. There’s nothing wrong with stripes; stripes are cool. They can be customized into wide and narrow bands, criss-crossed into a checked pattern, and played with in other ways using the idea of hard stops. But stripes can be boring, too. Too conventional, out of fashion, and sometimes even unpleasant.
Thankfully, we can conjure up far more background patterns than you can even imagine with CSS, with code that is similar in spirit to stripes.
Background patterns are images repeated across a background. They can be done by referencing an external image, like a PNG file, or can be drawn with CSS, which is traditionally done using CSS gradients.
Linear gradients (and repeating linear gradients) for instance, are typically used for stripes. But there are other ways to create cool background patterns. Let’s see how we can use gradients in other ways and toss in other things, like CSS shapes and emoji, to spice things up.
Gradient patterns
There are three types of CSS gradients.
Linear (left), radial (center) and conic (right) gradients
linear-gradient(): Colors flow from left-to-right, top-to-bottom, or at any angle you choose in a single direction.
radial-gradient(): Colors start at a single point and emanate outward
conic-gradient(): Similar in concept to radial gradients, but the color stops are placed around the circle rather than emanating from the center point.
I recommend checking out the syntax for all the gradients to thoroughly understand how to start and end a color in a gradient.
Radial gradient patterns
Let’s look at radial gradients first because they give us very useful things: circles and ellipses. Both can be used for patterns that are very interesting and might unlock some ideas for you!
background: radial-gradient(<gradient values>)
Here’s a pattern of repeating watermelons using this technique:
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background: radial-gradient(circle at 25px 9px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(circle at 49px 28px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(circle at 38px 1px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(circle at 20px 4px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(circle at 80px 4px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(circle at 50px 10px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(circle at 60px 16px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(circle at 70px 16px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(ellipse at 50px 0, red 33px, lime 33px, lime 38px, transparent 38px) white; background-size: 100px 50px;
We start by providing a background size on the element then stack up the gradients inside it. An ellipse forms the green and red parts. Black circles are scattered across to represent the watermelon seeds.
The first two parameters for a radial gradient function determine whether the gradient shape is a circle or an ellipse and the starting position of the gradient. That’s followed by the gradient color values along with the start and ending positions within the gradient.
Conic gradient patterns
Conic gradients create ray-like shapes. Like linear and radial gradients, conic gradients can be used to create geometric patterns.
background: conic-gradient(<gradient values>)
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background: conic-gradient(yellow 40deg, blue 40deg, blue 45deg, transparent 45deg), conic-gradient(transparent 135deg, blue 135deg, blue 140deg, transparent 140deg) ; background-size: 60px 60px; background-color: white;
The rub with conic gradient is that it’s not supported in Firefox, at least at the time of writing. It’s always worth keeping an eye out for deeper support.
This browser support data is from Caniuse, which has more detail. A number indicates that browser supports the feature at that version and up.
Desktop
ChromeFirefoxIEEdgeSafari69NoNo7912.1
Mobile / Tablet
Android ChromeAndroid FirefoxAndroidiOS Safari81No8112.2-12.4
Emoji icon patterns
This is where things begin to get interesting. Rather than just using geometric patterns (as in gradients), we now use the organic shapes of emojis to create background patterns. 🎉
It starts with emoji icons.
Solid-color emoji patterns
We can create emoji icons by giving emojis a transparent color and text shadow.
color: transparent; text-shadow: 0 0 black;
Those icons can then be turned into an image that can be used as a background, using SVG.
<svg> <foreignObject> <!-- The HTML code with emoji --> </foreignObject> </svg>
The SVG can then be referred by the background property using data URL.
background: url("data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns=%22http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%22 viewBox=%220 0 100 100%22><!-- SVG code --></svg>");
And, voilá! We get something like this:
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background: url("data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns=%22http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%22 viewBox=%220 0 100 100%22><foreignObject width=%22100px%22 height=%22100px%22><div xmlns=%22http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml%22 style=%22color:transparent;text-shadow: 0 0 %23e42100, -2px 2px 0 black;font-size:70px%22>🏄♀️</div></foreignObject></svg>"), white; background-size: 60px 60px;
Other than emojis, it’s also possible to draw CSS shapes and use them as patterns. Emojis are less work, though. Just saying.
Gradient-colored emoji patterns
Instead of using plain emoji icons, we can use gradient emoji icons. To do that, skip the text shadow on the emojis. Add a gradient background behind them and use background-clip to trim the gradient background to the shape of the emojis.
color: transparent; background: linear-gradient(45deg, blue 20%, fuchsia); background-clip: text; /* Safari requires -webkit prefix */
Then, just as before, use the combination of SVG and data URL to create the background pattern.
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Translucent-colored emoji patterns
This is same as using block colored emoji icons. This time, however, we take away the opaqueness of the colors by using rgba() or hsla() values for the text shadow.
color: transparent; text-shadow: 20px 10px rgba(0, 255, 0, .3), 0 0 red;
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SVG-text emoji patterns
We’ve already looked at all the working methods I could think of to create background patterns, but I feel like I should also mention this other technique I tried, which is not as widely supported as I’d hoped.
I tried placing the emoji in an SVG <text> element instead of the HTML added using <foreignObject>. But I wasn’t able to create a solid shadow behind it in all the browsers.
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background: url("data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns=%22http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%22 viewBox=%220 0 100 100%22><text y=%221em%22 font-size=%2270%22 fill=%22transparent%22 style=%22text-shadow: 0 0 %23e42100, -2px 2px 5px black, 0 0 6px white; ;%22>🏄♀️</text></svg>")
Just in case, I tried using CSS and SVG filters for the shadow as well, thinking that might work. It didn’t. I also tried using the stroke attribute, to at least create an outline for the emoji, but that didn’t work, either.
CSS element() patterns
I didn’t think of SVG when I first thought of converting emoji icons or CSS shapes into background images. I tried CSS element(). It’s a function that directly converts an HTML element into an image that can be referenced and used. I really like this approach, but browser support is a huge caveat, which is why I’m mentioning it here at the end.
Basically, we can drop an element in the HTML like this:
<div id=snake >🐍</div>
…then pass it into the element() function to use like an image on other elements, like this:
background: -moz-element(#snake), /* Firefox only */ linear-gradient(45deg, transparent 20px, blue 20px, blue 30px, transparent 30px) white; background-size: 60px 60px; background-color: white;
Now that snake emoji is technically an image that we get to include in the pattern.
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Again, browser support is spotty, making this approach super experimental.
This browser support data is from Caniuse, which has more detail. A number indicates that browser supports the feature at that version and up.
Desktop
ChromeFirefoxIEEdgeSafariNo4*NoNoNo
Mobile / Tablet
Android ChromeAndroid FirefoxAndroidiOS SafariNo68*NoNo
In this method, the original emoji (or any CSS shape for that matter) used for the background pattern needs to render on screen for it to appear in the background pattern as well. To hide that original emoji, I used mix-blend-mode — it sort of masks out the original emoji in the HTML so it doesn’t show up on the page.
I hope you find the methods in this post useful in one way or another and learned something new in the process! Give them a try. Experiment with different emojis and CSS shapes because gradients, while cool and all, aren’t the only way to make patterns.. The background property takes multiple values, allowing us to think of creative ways to stack things.
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Creative Background Patterns Using Gradients, CSS Shapes, and Even Emojis
You can create stripes in CSS. That’s all I thought about in terms of CSS background patterns for a long time. There’s nothing wrong with stripes; stripes are cool. They can be customized into wide and narrow bands, criss-crossed into a checked pattern, and played with in other ways using the idea of hard stops. But stripes can be boring, too. Too conventional, out of fashion, and sometimes even unpleasant.
Thankfully, we can conjure up far more background patterns than you can even imagine with CSS, with code that is similar in spirit to stripes.
Background patterns are images repeated across a background. They can be done by referencing an external image, like a PNG file, or can be drawn with CSS, which is traditionally done using CSS gradients.
Linear gradients (and repeating linear gradients) for instance, are typically used for stripes. But there are other ways to create cool background patterns. Let’s see how we can use gradients in other ways and toss in other things, like CSS shapes and emoji, to spice things up.
Gradient patterns
There are three types of CSS gradients.
Linear (left), radial (center) and conic (right) gradients
linear-gradient(): Colors flow from left-to-right, top-to-bottom, or at any angle you choose in a single direction.
radial-gradient(): Colors start at a single point and emanate outward
conic-gradient(): Similar in concept to radial gradients, but the color stops are placed around the circle rather than emanating from the center point.
I recommend checking out the syntax for all the gradients to thoroughly understand how to start and end a color in a gradient.
Radial gradient patterns
Let’s look at radial gradients first because they give us very useful things: circles and ellipses. Both can be used for patterns that are very interesting and might unlock some ideas for you!
background: radial-gradient(<gradient values>)
Here’s a pattern of repeating watermelons using this technique:
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background: radial-gradient(circle at 25px 9px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(circle at 49px 28px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(circle at 38px 1px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(circle at 20px 4px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(circle at 80px 4px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(circle at 50px 10px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(circle at 60px 16px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(circle at 70px 16px, black 2px, transparent 2px), radial-gradient(ellipse at 50px 0, red 33px, lime 33px, lime 38px, transparent 38px) white; background-size: 100px 50px;
We start by providing a background size on the element then stack up the gradients inside it. An ellipse forms the green and red parts. Black circles are scattered across to represent the watermelon seeds.
The first two parameters for a radial gradient function determine whether the gradient shape is a circle or an ellipse and the starting position of the gradient. That’s followed by the gradient color values along with the start and ending positions within the gradient.
Conic gradient patterns
Conic gradients create ray-like shapes. Like linear and radial gradients, conic gradients can be used to create geometric patterns.
background: conic-gradient(<gradient values>)
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background: conic-gradient(yellow 40deg, blue 40deg, blue 45deg, transparent 45deg), conic-gradient(transparent 135deg, blue 135deg, blue 140deg, transparent 140deg) ; background-size: 60px 60px; background-color: white;
The rub with conic gradient is that it’s not supported in Firefox, at least at the time of writing. It’s always worth keeping an eye out for deeper support.
This browser support data is from Caniuse, which has more detail. A number indicates that browser supports the feature at that version and up.
Desktop
Chrome Firefox IE Edge Safari 69 No No 79 12.1
Mobile / Tablet
Android Chrome Android Firefox Android iOS Safari 81 No 81 12.2-12.4
Emoji icon patterns
This is where things begin to get interesting. Rather than just using geometric patterns (as in gradients), we now use the organic shapes of emojis to create background patterns.
It starts with emoji icons.
Solid-color emoji patterns
We can create emoji icons by giving emojis a transparent color and text shadow.
color: transparent; text-shadow: 0 0 black;
Those icons can then be turned into an image that can be used as a background, using SVG.
<svg> <foreignObject> <!-- The HTML code with emoji --> </foreignObject> </svg>
The SVG can then be referred by the background property using data URL.
background: url("data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns=%22http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%22 viewBox=%220 0 100 100%22><!-- SVG code --></svg>");
And, voilá! We get something like this:
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background: url("data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns=%22http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%22 viewBox=%220 0 100 100%22><foreignObject width=%22100px%22 height=%22100px%22><div xmlns=%22http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml%22 style=%22color:transparent;text-shadow: 0 0 %23e42100, -2px 2px 0 black;font-size:70px%22>🏄♀</div></foreignObject></svg>"), white; background-size: 60px 60px;
Other than emojis, it’s also possible to draw CSS shapes and use them as patterns. Emojis are less work, though. Just saying.
Gradient-colored emoji patterns
Instead of using plain emoji icons, we can use gradient emoji icons. To do that, skip the text shadow on the emojis. Add a gradient background behind them and use background-clip to trim the gradient background to the shape of the emojis.
color: transparent; background: linear-gradient(45deg, blue 20%, fuchsia); background-clip: text; /* Safari requires -webkit prefix */
Then, just as before, use the combination of SVG and data URL to create the background pattern.
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Translucent-colored emoji patterns
This is same as using block colored emoji icons. This time, however, we take away the opaqueness of the colors by using rgba() or hsla() values for the text shadow.
color: transparent; text-shadow: 20px 10px rgba(0, 255, 0, .3), 0 0 red;
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SVG-text emoji patterns
We’ve already looked at all the working methods I could think of to create background patterns, but I feel like I should also mention this other technique I tried, which is not as widely supported as I’d hoped.
I tried placing the emoji in an SVG <text> element instead of the HTML added using <foreignObject>. But I wasn’t able to create a solid shadow behind it in all the browsers.
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background: url("data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns=%22http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%22 viewBox=%220 0 100 100%22><text y=%221em%22 font-size=%2270%22 fill=%22transparent%22 style=%22text-shadow: 0 0 %23e42100, -2px 2px 5px black, 0 0 6px white; ;%22>🏄♀</text></svg>")
Just in case, I tried using CSS and SVG filters for the shadow as well, thinking that might work. It didn’t. I also tried using the stroke attribute, to at least create an outline for the emoji, but that didn’t work, either.
CSS element() patterns
I didn’t think of SVG when I first thought of converting emoji icons or CSS shapes into background images. I tried CSS element(). It’s a function that directly converts an HTML element into an image that can be referenced and used. I really like this approach, but browser support is a huge caveat, which is why I’m mentioning it here at the end.
Basically, we can drop an element in the HTML like this:
<div id=snake >🐍</div>
…then pass it into the element() function to use like an image on other elements, like this:
background: -moz-element(#snake), /* Firefox only */ linear-gradient(45deg, transparent 20px, blue 20px, blue 30px, transparent 30px) white; background-size: 60px 60px; background-color: white;
Now that snake emoji is technically an image that we get to include in the pattern.
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Again, browser support is spotty, making this approach super experimental.
This browser support data is from Caniuse, which has more detail. A number indicates that browser supports the feature at that version and up.
Desktop
Chrome Firefox IE Edge Safari No 4* No No No
Mobile / Tablet
Android Chrome Android Firefox Android iOS Safari No 68* No No
In this method, the original emoji (or any CSS shape for that matter) used for the background pattern needs to render on screen for it to appear in the background pattern as well. To hide that original emoji, I used mix-blend-mode — it sort of masks out the original emoji in the HTML so it doesn’t show up on the page.
I hope you find the methods in this post useful in one way or another and learned something new in the process! Give them a try. Experiment with different emojis and CSS shapes because gradients, while cool and all, aren’t the only way to make patterns.. The background property takes multiple values, allowing us to think of creative ways to stack things.
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Wives that will don’t ever answer their telephones. Okay discuss dual right here. Well then, i’ll be precise. Melanie certainly not solutions the woman cellular phone.
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Horoscopes
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How for you to fake you are essentially doing the job.
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FEATURE: "Utawarerumono: Mask of Deception" Review
Going into this game I was completely unfamiliar with the world of Utawarerumono: Mask of Deception. As someone who’s only dabbled in visual novels, I was a little nervous to dive into the deep end, but considering how many fans this series has, I had to see what the fuss was all about; with the benefit of loving tactical games like Fire Emblem, I knew I was in for a good time. Utawarerumono: Mask of Deception surprised me in a lot of ways, but does the visual novel turned strategy game stand up to the competition? It isn’t what I expected, but let me show you what I found.
Utawarerumono: Mask of Deception is a light novel strategy RPG originally released in Japan in 2015. Fans of the 2015 anime, Utawarerumono: The False Faces,will be familiar with the story: a man with no memory wakes on a frosty mountain he does not recognize. His amnesia quickly becomes the least of his concerns when he is pursued by a ferocious Boro-Gigiri (read: giant centipede), and just as it looks like our game is over before it even begins, he’s saved by a girl with a cat ears and a tail named Kuon, who takes him under her wing and gives him the name “Haku”. From there, Kuon and Haku embark on a wanderlust adventure together, meeting a cavalcade of animal-girls along the way.
It’s hard to go any further without dipping into spoiler territory because, at it’s core, Utawarerumono: Mask of Deception is a visual novel; story is the main event here. Through most of the game, you’ll be experiencing a linear narrative filled with character moments that are sometimes comical, sometimes sexual, sometimes violent, and sometimes all three combined as Haku and Kuon travel across the eclectic land of Yamato.
Scenes play out with fully voice acted Japanese dialogue and detailed character portraits, set over warm and evocative artwork. Occasionally the game presents new artwork for certain scenes, which can be revisited later in the gallery, and while some of the more titillating scenes may be uncomfortable for some players, considering the series is based on an adult game, Mask of Deception keeps things relatively tame.
Haku is our main protagonist for this adventure, and like most average people thrown into a fantasy setting, he’s a bit of a wimp. A lot of humor comes from Haku’s complaining and physical weakness in his new harsher environment. Although he has no memory of his past, it’s quickly revealed that while Haku flounders at manual labor and combat, he excels at math and more thoughtful endeavors. Though he belly-aches through most of the first act, Haku genuinely cares about the people around him, and quickly became one of my favorite characters.
Where Haku is weak and booksmart, Kuon is strong and compassionate. While her true reason for traveling will undoubtedly be revealed by the end of our story, she claims to be on a journey to find herself, and explore the world. Kuon also seems to have a soft spot for baths (which the game takes full advantage of), and is innocently curious about her new male companion and all of his unique features like... not having animal ears! (*cough cough*)
While the rest of the cast shifts relatively rapidly, the plot moves at a comfortable clip that allows the various characters like Ukon, the general of a friendly band of samurai, and Maroro, his magician friend, have some fun on screen before they’re politely asked to exit the stage. Even though some characters feel cliche (Rurutie the soft spoken princess who rides a bird, and Nekone the brilliant little sister character), after spending some time with them, I found they all felt like they had dimension, and left a strong impression on me.
[the story of Utawarerumono would be almost indecipherable without the glossary.]
In addition to a huge cast of characters, there are countless locations, creatures, and cultures you’ll need to learn about to understand everything happening in Utawarerumono’s story. In fact, Yamato is a world so rich with lore and proper nouns that the game provides players with a glossary that fills up as the game progresses, and trust me, you’ll need it. A very handy feature, the glossary provides spoiler-free descriptions of people, places and things, and in a story this dense, it’s very helpful to be able to pull up at any time. In addition to story entries, the glossary is also loaded with tutorials for the combat sections of the game.
That’s right, visual novel segments are broken up by combat, which is where the strategy RPG part of the game comes into play! Players familiar with Final Fantasy Tactics will be right at home in the familiar turn-based battle system where you issue commands to a team of up to six characters. Characters have a variety of moves they can use on enemies, adding to the complexity of fights, particularly when elemental weaknesses come into play. Attacks are made more engaging with the inclusion of “chain attacks”, timed button presses during the attack animations that reward bonus damage. Admittedly, these sections are somewhat few and far between; in some cases returning to the visual novel for almost an hour before the next conflict arises.
Utawarerumono can be as difficult as you want it to be. In addition to the standard difficulty settings, players can elect to have chain attacks succeed automatically, meaning you’ll always hit for maximum damage. Moreover, the game has a rewind function, which allows players to revert back to any previous turn and make different decisions. While these optional features do make the game significantly easier, every encounter requires at least some strategy, and many offer alternate win conditions to keep things interesting. While I didn’t find combat to be particularly deep, the encounters are memorable, and are a fun way to let some of the characters shine outside of the visual novel.
Occasionally, after a healthy chunk of story, players will be presented with a break where they can choose where they’d like to go next. These screens may appear open ended, but really only offer the illusion of choice; to progress the story you must go through every scene, the only real decision is in which order you’d like to view them.
[How many different ways can you say “camp”?]
These moments of respite do offer another convenient feature, however: free battle mode. Free battle allows players to return to any previous fight and replay them to take a break from the visual novel and earn experience points and bonus points. This was a great decision, as it allows players to engage in the combat as they like without the need to shoehorn in more battles into the story. While I personally didn’t take advantage of it much, the inclusion allows players to enjoy the game however they like.
The strength of Utawarerumono is in it’s characters. Even during combat, party members will chirp in with humorous, interesting perspectives, and help to create a world that you want to explore. Kuon in particular walks a line between being caring, funny, and, when she needs to be, serious. Everything about the game feels like an extended stay in an anime series. It’s packed with as many raunchy, silly moments as it has thoughtful, moving scenes. Through their interactions, the characters depict a compelling world that is worth spending time in.
I feel it’s important to take a moment in this review to mention that there are countless Japanese games that never see an international release. Localization is a daunting process, even for a simple game, so it’s impressive that Utawarerumono: Mask of Deception is available in English at all. Visual novels in particular, being so text heavy by design, are a rare breed outside of Japan, so it’s worth appreciating how much effort went into this title, especially in reference to the quality of the localization.
Utawarerumono: Mask of Deception at its core is a fantasy visual novel. While the combat is engaging, it takes the back seat to a well crafted world filled with enjoyable characters. To say that visual novels aren’t mainstream would be an understatement, and although I’ve only played a few visual novels, I really enjoyed my time with the game. Visual novel veterans will enjoy a romp with delightful characters with unique designs, while newcomers will be whisked away to beautiful locales broken up by bite-sized sections of strategic action. Utawarerumono: Mask of Deception provides avenues for players to play how they want to, and while it may not make a huge splash in the world of gaming, I look forward to many more hours spent with these characters.
REVIEW ROUNDUP
+ A vast and colorful world filled with bubbly, interesting characters.
+ Well written localization that feels fitting, even in the more silly scenarios.
+ A compelling story that makes you look forward to spending time with the game.
+/- An adaptable system that allows the game to be as easy or difficult as the player wants.
+/- More than a few “I hope no one walks into my room right now” scenes.
- Very long visual novel segments that could benefit from more combat intermixed.
- A combat system that, while fun, doesn’t ever feel terribly deep.
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