#clitboner

[beforethepoison]

I talked to the cute guy of work today and asked him

"so you had a bad day at work, you go home and listen to 3 songs...which songs are these"

and he said...

1- Slipknot - People = Shit

2- Some song and band with the words "Crimson" and "Frown" (or Frow)

3- Live Forever - Oasis

and then he said...

"no wait...

Underneath the Sky" and he beated two times his chest where his tattoo of Oasis is.

that was so cute that I think I had a clitboner.

[coldslutsonfire]

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I'm feeling so #salaciously #festive getting a #clitboner just thinking about #shitmas oh sexy #dionysus thank you for your exquisite death! Mmmmmmmm!!! #HAPPYHOLIDAZE UUUUUUNMNNNNNN!!! #sexysanta

[darthtalon89]

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[katal0gue]

groinal responses are the worst thing in the world and i wouldn’t wish them on my worst enemy. i am excited to go back on an SSRI tomorrow bc then maybe my clitoris will calm down and i’ll want to die slightly less. i’ve also had like a persistent clitboner outside of the groinal responses for like a month and its maybe ssri withdrawal. i would empty my savings account for a different brain and body.

[iamabadcitizen]

Billy Preston - Summertime 

this is what it sounds like when shit gets tore up. i stood up and applauded. people thought i was amiss.

[coldslutsonfire]

Do you like my #jumboprawn ? I was showing it to all sorts of people at #dragcon it was making me feel super sexy so much that I got a #clitboner and it wouldn't go down! #dragcon2017 #rupaulsdragcon #rupaulsdragcon2017 #goforsushi #kawaii #harajukufashion #harajukustreetstyle #harajukustyle #disasterina #shrimpdinner

[darthtalon89]

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[darthtalon89]

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[darthtalon89]

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[darthtalon89]

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[darthtalon89]

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[darthtalon89]

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[darthtalon89]

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