#closest two friends were 2 giant dogs that make it freak out 24/7

[cuntstable]

i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy

[athena1138]

OC Interview

*GASP* Thank you @queergaymer !~ This might be exactly what I need to get back in a creative mood!~ (I started a new one bc it’s longer, so y’all should defo go check out her oc~) 

I wanna tag @andrasste and @shepavellan :3 Ily guys

1. What’s your name? Alena Fanelis-Lavellan 

2. Do you know why you are named that? No. I was taken from my parents at an early age, and they died before I thought to ask. Fanelis was their last name and Lavellan is the name of my last clan. 

3. Are you single or taken? Taken by the most unlikely of people, given our history. 

4. Have any abilities or powers? I’m a force mage. Does that count?

5. Stop being a Mary Sue. Bite me? 

6. What’s your eye color? Silver

7. How about your hair color? White

8. Have any family members? No, not anymore. My parents died while I was in the Circle, and both my clans have been obliterated. It’s just friends now. 

9. Oh? How about any pets? I have a Tirashan Swiftwind named Da’Vunin. Cullen wants a lot of dogs when all this is over, and I’d like a cat or two. 

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like.

Pfft. How long have you got? 

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do? I draw, though I’m not good at it. I play chess a lot, I can sing, I read a bit, and I like collecting things. 

12. Have you hurt anyone in any way before? I’d rather not talk about it. 

13. Ever… killed anyone before? Yes. Too many. 

14. What kind of animal are you? ...I’m an elf? Oh, no, wait, I gotcha. No, if I were an animal, I’d be a rabbit. ..........Wait. ...........Well. Shit. 

15. Name your worst habits? Most of them, honestly. The worst though? I freak out from time to time and end up climbing up to dangerous places and worrying the living daylights out of everybody. I’m working on it. 

16. Do you look up to anyone at all? No. Even the best people are still flawed in some way. I can find admirable qualities in everybody, but I can find the bad, too. 

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual? Pan.

18. Do you go to school? I’ve been in two Circles, but otherwise no. 

19. Ever want to marry and have any kids one day? I’d like to be married, but children aren’t for me. Even with Circles on the outs, a mage having children is just... irresponsible. I won’t go through what my mother went through. 

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys? Um. I don’t... I don’t know? Dagna seems pretty awestruck by me, I guess. 

21. What are you most afraid of? Failing. 

22. What do you usually wear? An Antaam-saar and boots out in the field, and at home, just a bigass tunic and pants. Usually no shoes. If we’re having visitors, I have to wear something classier or Josephine will kick my ass, so I’ve got this red jacket with tails. (Josie throws a fit because it’s “men’s” clothes. I tell her she’s lucky I’m wearing anything at all.) 

23. What one food tempts you? Cheese. All of the cheese. 

24. Am I annoying you? I was raised never to lie but also to never be rude. So. Make of that what you will.

25. Well, it’s still not over! Woo. 

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)? ...I’m an elven mage apostate with ties to the Dalish. Inquisitor be damned, that’s all everyone sees first. 

27. How many friends do you have? More than I’d have ever expected, especially given how awkward I can be. My closest friends have to be Dorian, Cole, Varric, and The Iron Bull, though. 

28. What are your thoughts on pie? Terrible. Hate it. Will only eat the filling, never touch the crust. 

29. Favourite drink? Black tea with just a smidge of honey. 

30. What’s your favourite place? The Frostback Basin. There’s a set of roots or vines or something that hang over this giant ravine. Much to everyone’s distaste, I like to sit there and think. 

31. Are you interested in anyone? I mean, Cullen can be pretty dense about these things, but I’m pretty sure even he knows I am. (Though, Cassandra. Woof.) 

32. That was a stupid question… I mean. You did already ask. 

33. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? As long as it’s warm and the waves are gentle, I couldn’t care less. 

34. What’s your type? I’m not sure I have one. Strong, I guess. Physically and mentally. Open-minded. Humble? Maybe? I don’t know. Cullen. Cullen is my type, and he pretty much always has been. 

35. Any fetishes? I... Well... That is... I.... *coughs* Hands. I... I really like hands. 

36. Camping indoors or outdoors? I could say something like, “As long as I’m with someone special, it doesn’t matter,” but frankly? I fucking hate bugs. So. Indoors. But it’s gotta be done up right, with big pillows and candles, maybe a blanket fort. Yeah. 

[ginaloveszero]

soumako for the 50 OTP thingssss

AAA SOUMAKOS!! And omfg anon you sent this so long ago and I’m getting to it now i’M SORRY!!! I think you were supposed to send me a number too but I love these two so much so I’ll just do them all LOL I’ll put it under a read-more

Pls don’t kill me if the shit I say doesn’t line up with how you (you in general, not you anon specifically LOL) hc them. Okay go!

1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl? - Hmm... I can honestly imagine them both staying up late but then in the mornings, it fluctuates between Sousuke getting up early and bugging Makoto to wake up and Makoto waking up early and like, cuddling Sousuke until he wakes up. 

2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon? - I’M LITERALLY GOING TO ANSWER THAT I SEE THEM BOTH DOING EVERYTHING FOR ALL OF THESE LMFAO. I can see them both being little spoons and big spoons. Sousuke as a little spoon makes my heart warm. (Esp since people think that just because he’s the “bigger” one, he should be on top/dominant for everything. Fuck that.) 

3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle? - Makoto totally hogs the cover and they both like to cuddle! 

4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses? - MAKOTO WAKING SOUSUKE UP WITH KISSES THO. One one of those days where they slept in a bit and have time to goof around, Makoto will softy pepper Sousuke’s face with sleepy kisses hehe

5. Who usually has nightmares? - Both. Makoto I can see dreaming about the ocean and maybe about that time at camp when everyone nearly drowned and Sousuke I can see having nightmares about his shoulder or just thinking that he failed. (Or maybe he has one of those dreams where he’s a successful swimmer and he wakes up happy but then it comes crashing down.) 

6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day? - I can see Sousuke having thoughts in the middle of the night. And maybe sometimes he’ll wake up Makoto to ask him stupid shit LOL I can see Makoto just zoning out during the day and stopping whatever he’s doing to think of things. 

7. Who sweats the small stuff? - Makoto for sure.

8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas? - Hmm.... Both? Depending on the weather? But overall I can kind of see Sousuke sleeping in his boxers and Makoto in pjs.

9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)? - Sousuke likes his coffee and Makoto likes his tea.

10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour? - Makoto for sure likes sweet!! I don’t think both of them would like sour things. 

11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies? - Well we know Makoto probably wouldn’t like horror LOL And since Sousuke knows this, he makes sure to avoid it when they watch movies together even though Sousuke doesn’t really mind horror. (Imagine the googly eyes the first time they watch a romance movie oh my gOD)

12. Who is smol/ Who is tol? - They’re both tol and that’s what I love about this ship. Kind of honestly really getting annoyed at the over exaggerated height/size differences between ships in general tbh

13. Who is considered the scaredy cat? - MAKOTO HAHAHHAHA But once Makoto scared Sousuke so good and he still laughs about it.

14. Who kills the spiders? - Sousuke

15. Who is scared of the dark? - Makoto obv

16. Who is scared of thunderstorms? - Makoto. Sousuke holds him tighter during really bad ones. 

17. Who works/ Who stays at home? - They both work! Honestly, I live for the “they both become coaches for kids” au 

18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person? - Omg Makoto is a cat person for sure but he loves dogs too! Sousuke loves dogs and is a bit wary towards cats but that’s because he doesn’t really know how to approach them or handle them. (Dude, imagine Makoto coaxing Sousuke to hold a tiny kitty and Sousuke does and the kitty meows softly and starts purring and nuzzling Sousuke and Sousuke doesn’t know what to do with himself because god daMN that’s fucking cute!)

19. Who loves to call the other one cute names? - They both do! I can see them calling each other sweetheart and Sousuke calls Makoto babe or baby because he knows it makes him turn so red. 

20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive? - They switch. Because why should they have to limit themselves towards one role? :   )))))

21. Who has an obsession (over anything)? - Makoto likes cute things and Sousuke? Hmm.... I can see him being obsessed over fitness and muscles and stuff.

22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day? - Can I say Sousuke? I really like the idea of Sousuke doing all this mushy shit for his bab.

23. Who asks who out on the first date? - Oooooh. I’m gonna go with Sousuke!

24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener? - Both???? They both have conversations where they talk and listen to each other?

25. Who wears the other ones clothes? - Since they’re both pretty much the same size, they can share a wardrobe LOL Makoto likes to steal Sousuke’s shirts.

26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food? - I’d say they go in cycles but Sousuke is the one that tries to eat healthy when he can. 

27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower? - Both have the tendency to do both! Imagine shower duets omfg

28. Who is the book worm? - Makoto

29. Who is the better cook? - Omg Sousuke for sure.

30. Who likes long walks on the beach? - Both! And when they do, Sousuke is walks on the side closest to the ocean.

31. Who is more affectionate? - They both are! At least, in private I think they would be. In public, they’d probably tone it down a little but they probably let little things slip to annoy their friends.

32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation? - Both!

33. Who would wear “not guilty” t-shirt/ Who would wear “sin” t-shirt? - Oh my god.... Sousuke in a sin t-shirt omg. Makoto and his angelic face in a not guilty shirt. (Although I can imagine Makoto in a sin shirt too lmao)

34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt? - HOLY FUCK THIS IS PERFECT FOR THEM LMFAO! SOUSUKE TOTALLY WEARS THE IF LOST SHIRT AND MAKOTO WOULD WEAR THE “I AM MAKOTO” SHIRT!

35. Who goes overboard on the holidays? - Makoto for sure!

36. Who is the social media addict? - I can see Makoto getting into all that. He makes himself an instagram account and just follows all the cat pages.

37. Height difference or age difference? - It’s funny cause their birthdays are kind of close and they’re also close in height. I’m gonna say neither. I like them the way they are. 

38. Who likes to star gaze? - Makoto.

39. Who buys cereal for the prize inside? - SOUSUKE HAHHAHAHA

40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent? - I think it would depend on the situation but I can totally see Makoto being responsible and Sousuke being the “”fun” one.

41. Who cries during sad movies? - Makoto (and Sousuke too but he’s better at hiding it)

42. Who is the neat freak? - Sousuke omf

43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one? - AAAA THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! I would say Sousuke but the thought of Makoto giving a giant stuffed animal to a blushing Sousuke is too cute of a thought to pass up!

44. Who is active/ Who is lazy? - They’re both active but they can both be lazy as well? Idk, I can see both of them being either. 

45. Who is more likely to get drunk? - Makoto since he rarely drinks.

46. Who has the longer food order? - Sousuke on his cheat days LOL

47. Who has the more complex coffee order? - I can see Sousuke drinking a really simple coffee but I can also see him having a long af order too so idk.

48. Who loses stuff? - Makoto LOL

49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger? - Both depending on who’s up for it at the time.

50. Who is the hopeless romantic? - Both for sure!! I think Makoto would be more vocal about it?

THIS WAS FUN LMFAO! THANK YOU ANON!!