#cluelessCC

[verycluelesscreature]

Hi.

I don’t understand.

Bye.

[verycluelesscreature]

Do you ever just get the urge to platonically, yet passionately kiss someone's brain?

[verycluelesscreature]

Hi …. *explodes*

[verycluelesscreature]

Can I quit everything and become a full time mutual instead??? I’m tired of missing all of the great posts :((

[verycluelesscreature]

“Your anxiety is all in your head”

Yeah, that’s the whole problem.

Get it out!

[verycluelesscreature]

No more brave. I’m being so scared about it.

[verycluelesscreature]

*receives email*

*swallows laptop whole*

[verycluelesscreature]

I leveled up!!!

[verycluelesscreature]

Eeeeeeeeeee, hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!

[verycluelesscreature]

My dearest beloved, (mutuals) I’m plagued with feelings of unease. May I propose that we scream in alliance into the abyss posthaste ….. and perhaps hold hands?

[verycluelesscreature]

In case no one has told you, you are allowed to draw all over your stuff. Milk container? Add a silly face! Chapstick? Draw some flowers! Soap dispenser? Toothpaste? Nasal spray? Literally any container? Get doodlingggg

[verycluelesscreature]

Responding to texts feels like an elaborate CAPTCHA to verify I’m human.

[verycluelesscreature]

How many fish could a fish fish if fish could fish?

[verycluelesscreature]

I’m far too weird and socially anxious for human interactions of this magnitude.

[verycluelesscreature]

You can pet me. I bite.

[verycluelesscreature]

*morphs into a horse and gallops full speed ahead for 2 years straight*