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the-chickenshit-oddity · 1 year

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B99 Obsession Chart Season 1 :) PART TWO

SPOILERS FOR ALL OF SEASON ONE OF BROOKLYN 99

so, i'm rewatching B99, and a lot of it makes me want more stories, more details, more more more. so, here are my notes, and what they make me think of.

for efficiency's sake, this will also be where i "store" my B99 s1 prompts. might be some spoilers for later seasons if the inspiration came from watching this one. just look for links in there to see the prompts. also, some prompts might fit with multiple episodes/notes but they'll only be linked in one place, which will be whichever fitting one i've in front of me as i add the links, not necessarily the most fitting one of all of them. did that make sense?

1:13

Holt is shit at social stuff

Jake needs finance lessons very badly

“channel that passion into the dance” >> jake hanging out at gina (and diaz’) s dance lessons

>> charles’ ex wife’s new boyfriend’s hot tub party 27

>> amy learns stick

>> peraltiago meet cute on the manhattan bridge 28

1:14

Jake’s shit at sharing

>> gina takes secret fight lessons, 99 teaches gina self defense and shit 29

1:15

Jake doesnt have a dentist

Holt & terry play IRL sims

Holt’s sneaky dad lessons : be supportive to your partner (jake whos surprised)

1:16

Squad meets kevin

Jake went to dentist >> dragging 30

Finest vinyard in arkansas >> team trip 31

Amy has a mental breakdown

Jake watches jeopardy

DVR : bones, sherlock, how it’s made >> wtff??? 32

1:17

Terry’s sneaky dad lessons : witness is witness even if he looks dumb (amy & rosa)

Holt’s possessive

Jake lets the perfect girl go to help charles

1:18

The dad episode

>> holt & jake play catch

Gina buys jake’s place 34

Gina & jake both no dads, grow up w/ nana

Jake watched movie abt cop protect potus 12x 33

Boyle knows where to get loose hairs??

Jake never seen little mermaid 35

Amy knows music letters thingy

I would totes buy the toilet in the living room flat

Gross cream hair makes me pukey

Gina got flat @20

Jake dug thru amy’s bin during his own crisis because he’s a nosy little shit

Jake saying 33 gives me starkid aladdin flashbacks oh no

1:19

holt plays along to robot jokes, my boy grew up so fast look at him relaaaax

amy & teddy / rosa vs charles ep

cwazy cupcakes >> addicted holt thing, related stabby episode? 36

Jake’s into star wars?

“dressed like an airline pilot” >> holt colleague with douchebag peralta 37

Jake’s a good shot

Holt lactose intolerant

Scully calls jake jakey 38

1:20

Stupid diet for stupid people episode

Jake & boyle wedding prep ep

Holt’s sneaky dad lessons : teach dont freak out (rosa)

Jake’s a “chocolate guy”

>> amy apologises to hitchcock for wishing him to have aneurisms after aneurisms after ya get me 39

1:21

Holt’s hulahoop accident >> jake stalks to prove 40

Amy goes to the dentist

Jake is obsessed by his job

Martin looks wayyy younger than kevin >> + jake is a jealousy prone only child + kid fic 41

>> Holt’s sneaky dad lessons : how to make speeches (jake)

1:22

How’d you go from let’s get married and move to another country to let’s break up ???

Terry has plastic spoons we need an intervention

Holt says all his breakups were nice but there’s wooden duck guy

Scully has at least two kids

Jake stalks eddy fong cause he’s a lunatic

Jake says “i’m blind” which sends me to the mentalist episode

Holt’s sneaky dad lessons : good posture (go on guess...ya it’s jake again)

Just how often does jake say thrift store??

I really want all of jakes fake names to be names of people he arrested cause hes a work obsessed freak 42

Amy cant dance for shit

Jake CAN dance???

If holt told you to jump off a bridge – jake fucking would

Rosa’s face when she says ‘ive never dated anyone good’ REEKS of ‘i let the perfect girl get away because i didnt get out of my closet to ask her out” 43

Gina and boyle shag

#stupid #hi i'm weird nice to meet you #the-c-odd-prompt #codd-sequel #codd-sequel-organised

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the-chickenshit-oddity · 1 year

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B99 Obsession Chart Season 1 :) PART ONE

SPOILERS FOR ALL OF SEASON ONE OF BROOKLYN 99

so, i'm rewatching B99, and a lot of it makes me want more stories, more details, more more more. so, here are my notes, and what they make me think of.

for efficiency's sake, this will also be where i "store" my B99 s1 prompts. might be some spoilers for later seasons if the inspiration came from watching this one. just look for links in there to see the prompts. also, some prompts are grouped as an "arc" and i don't know what the hell i'm supposed to do with those so they're a bit randomly placed.

1:1

bear nanny cam has same backstory as pimento (long undercover, forgotten who i am)

diaz's type : anyone but boyle > diaz dated a shit boyle 1

diaz "old people gunk" > diaz working at old ppl home 2

holt sneaking up on jake count : ii

holt's sneaky dad lessons : team uniform (jake)

>> all the lessons prompts 8

1981 disco strangler

jake's lessons to dad : robot noises

1:2

holt's sneaky dad lessons : clean your room ; job > career ; don't be late (jake jake and jake again)

holt 12 years to get command

holt & jake vs authority count : i

1:3

holt's sneaky dad lessons : get out of a slump (jake)

gina = "at risk kid"

holt & jake selfie 9

1:4

amy skipped 4th 11

holt pokerfaced > harassed over evth 3

jake appendix inflamed 10

squad sexcapades : boyle futon couch mode

jake's lessons to dad : pa pa pa papa

holt says "baroque" > holt & amy bonding over art history 4

1:5

oldest collar : 81 JP 96 AS 78 RD 2x50 S/ 68 CB > rosa's old ppl home UC work

holt's sneaky dad lessons : team work (jake); gun certified (terry)

jake good baby holding technique > babysitter jake 5

diaz wants to shag vulture & knows where he lives

holt has seen top gun

vulture obsessed by jake's "big white ass"

1:6

"was it a maple" > scully catches a maple shagger.

>> oldest collar : AS = flasher, RD = old, S = tree hot twins, JP = drug 6

rosa : catholic school - dance thingy > kicked outta dance school for beating ballerinas 7

>> holt teaches jake chess

amy hates halloween

rosa picks locks

1:7

jake at splash mountain

terry plays guitar

jake knows amy's only friend kylie

amy caught guy subway bag human ears

terry's mean bro in law

>> jake statue dance floor 12

argos bakery 1912 >> charles reincarn 13

1:8

"is this a dream am i asleep" >> amy dreams of perfect employee jake 14

jimmy brogan reporter >> kevin book about cops 15

>>jimmy brogan school bully ? 16

Amy’s grandpa cop >> baby amy tagging along / meeting holt? 17

1:9

Jake’s sal’s pizza

Diaz’s captain job offer

Gina’s IT job itws. >> gina ruining teachers? Tie up to gina’s at risk childhood // gina ruining nannies? 18

Nypd v fdny fight >> injured jp & cb 19

Baby jake plays baseball

“you’ve been booned” >> prank war 20

1:10

Holt’s mom is a judge >> jake stalks judges ref. Girls stalk kevin prompt 21

Holt’s sneaky dad lessons : team as family (jake AGAIN geez mate)

Amy’s shit at cooking >> amy did boy stuff, jake did girl stuff? 22

Amy’s shit at thanksgiving

1:11

Safe house ep

>> missing Hanukkah ep + jake hosting? 23

>> holt reluctantly plays jake’s pretend game 24

Holt misjudges jake

“don’t say son” count since beginning of show : dozennnns

Sleepover vibes

Jake can read holt

1982 holt says punk

Jakes asks holt for a train trip 25

Boyle gets shot in the butt

1:12

Holt offers maths lessons (jake)

Jake & diaz academy buddy

Holt is a puppy’s grandpa

>>jake becomes buddies with mrs judy 26

#stupid #hi i'm weird nice to meet you #the-c-odd-prompt #codd-sequel #codd-sequel-organised

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the-chickenshit-oddity · 1 year

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Prompts NotAtAll Organised 1.0

The-Chickenshit-Oddity's second wave of prompts. We'd like to apologise to everyone affected by this terribly annoying habit of posting prompts. Don't know why I used a royal We, it's just me. Anyway, here be all my post-retirement prompts. I'm not gonna be organising them properly because I can't be arsed, frankly. So, happy pickings.

The tags to filter me out are : #the-c-odd-prompt and #codd-sequel

Those are also the tags you need to find the prompts, because I won't bother with linking them here. They'll be tagged as my posts with the "#the-c-odd-prompt" and "#codd-sequel" and be tagged as part of a fandom ("merlin" or "bones tv show" because i figured otherwise there'd be weird stuff on that tag)

The Fandoms that have been written for are :

No Fandom ; Bones ; Hawaii 5-0 ; White Collar ; Marvel ; House MD ; Merlin ; Psych ; Brooklyn 99 ; Sherlock ; Marvel (Team Iron Man, in case that's important to you) ; The Bastard Son&The Devil Himself ; Once Upon A Time

#the-c-odd-prompt #codd-sequel #the-c-odd-collection #codd-sequel-organised

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the-chickenshit-oddity · 1 year

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B99 Obsessive Rewatch Season Two

rewatching B99 and taking notes. also, sometimes i get ideas of stuff i wanna see played out more, so i post them as prompts and link them here. spoilers for all of season two.

2:1

Jake as an italian mobster kinda

Is this the first holt&jake hug we’ve seen?? Rayray doesnt even flinch so cute

Jake’s rapidfire recap : fixed a boxing match / smoked a whole cigar w/o vomitting / was in a room w/ 10 Sals

Jake lies to amy about liking her

Jake has “lady hands”

Holt says he’s seen MOVIES PLURAL

Awesome begins with an O, JP 2013 probably

“i am feeling trepidation at the prospect of a parentless existence” = baby holt’s parents had a thing when he was 7

Weirdest thing in the whole episode is mobster jake being beaten by a cop on mob turf and none of his mobster buddies helping out

Baby holt snuck into daddy holt’s office to check out his collection of antique globes = daddy holt issues ref above

Proud daddy holt. Forgot to note if it happened in s1 so we’ll consider this the beginning

Jake unlies to amy about liking her

Gina and boyle shag again

2:2

Terry’s getting snipped and gina is way creepy

Boyle has a sister (probs castle girl) that we never mention again?

Wunch appearance and holt is a dramatic shit i love him

Wunch&holt : wunch shot holt, holt tried to get her fired, wunch destroyed holts file while UC, holt embarrassed wunch in front of derrick jeater who??

Amy’s fierce when someone’s fucking with her career we stan

Charles has seen the little mermaid

Holt’s a great amy dad cause both of them are ambitious nerds

2:3

Jimmy jabs est.2008

Jake knows rosa’s friend katie (and s1 amy’s friend kylie – how the fuck)

Lots of parallels to FRIENDS. Accidental sex tape, two guys accidentally nap together, probs other stuff, where’s the downstairs officers brooming the ceiling?

Squad screams like maniacs in the bullpen and random background people literally dont even care – ie this is such a habit people are over it

Bomb suits kinda look like minions or is it just me

Hitchcock is evil – do we think he’s related to gina or what?

Amy wins

2:4

Halloween heist

Holt is a master jake player, all rejoice

Holt says watch from kevdad & kevdad dead

I want ginas jacket

Jake has cousins ie jake has aunties??

2:5

Trust levels off the charts. Leaping at terry, telling holt the truth and asking amy for help. Okay so that’s only jake but still

Wunch is evil

My man holt is sooo tense, how long do we bet till he blows up?

Amy is giving toddler mom vibes rn somebody give her a margarita

>> amy has to babysit some random kid and realises he’s identical to jake in behaviour

Im gonna need baby terry being a disco champion thing

>>Omg!! Holt caught the disco killer, maybe disco killer killed disco nerds, ie holt saved terry’s life!

Lmao kev passive agressive is my life

Holt is a regular holmes wtf

How did jake get guest pjs, im sensing a food/drink related accident which makes twice this episode with amy’s car

Holt&jake teaming up is my fave thing ever

Terry at a soccer game for his kids would be terrifying

2:6

I’m in love with jake’s “why am i an idiot” face

Amy goes to holt screeching “captain” like he’s her dad, i need an amy prequel series, i love her

Rosa’s really backhanded at compliments it’s awesome

So cops hate lawyers and firepeople?? Who are they buddies with? (except for the criminals eh)

Whats a pow wow?

Is this a “season’s main human-mess that needs holt guidance” thing? First was jake, this feels like amy’s

2:7

When did holt get stabbed IN THE NECK??

gina get off on chaos like a demon she’s evil

precinct lockdown ep – all of those people are terrible and i hate them

why does terry’s wife not care about her brother being a dick?

2:8

Terry and amy waterboard themselves for some reason

So cops hate mailpeople too

Forgot holt had a gambling addiction

Coping stuff : holt workouts / terry self torture wtf? / gina meditation

Jake&rosa friendship is great

2:9

Holt wants bland ugly food, like how picky can you get

How is jake inviting teddy to come a proof of teddy being romantic?

Note to self : never go to a themed hotel they’re haunted

“pb&js are so simple a child could make them” makes me see neglected baby holt making himself food as best he could >> tie in with no dad baby holt thingy

Rosa got possessed by the devil

Lessons : CB > RH cooking stuff (epic fail)

Wheres the award for the most awkward double date ever?

2:10

Doug judy’s back

Jake has no ability to hold grudges?

Doug judy’s got real nice teeth

Amy stand up to holt, holt likes

I’m not interested in the whole boyle/linetti storylines :/

2:11

Holt took all night to think of an insult for wunch but burns people left and right no problem >> my boy doesn’t actually hate her?? Omg is this some weird non-sexual game they play? Gross

Amy&rosa in a car for four hours? I need to see it

“uncle ray” talks about work so much even his NEPHEW knows who’s who. 1) was kev not there, because no cop talk policy 2) was he EFFUSIVE??

Most of what i’ve learnt from this watching session today is that i’m real hungry why do they keep eating

You know what’s inconspicuous? Two guys sitting in front of windows with massive cameras. Totes invisible

Jake&charles have a roomie breakdown, gina&amy have an existential crisis, terry is a mom and rosa&holt are ...there

Man i do NOT want to shag in my boss’ house, i mean rosa’s got her own flat, cmon

Kev making bacon smiles on his pancakes totes goes into my kev&holt get baby martin for holidays headcanon (see season one obsessive rewatch)

“this isn’t my first rodeo” jake abt dealing w/ scully >> fits into baby jake shadowing scully for junior cops thingy (also in s1 obsessive rewatch)

“brothers fight but they’re always there for each other” says the only child (fun fact, only jake and gina are only kids (except for maybe terry cause i can’t remember))

2:12

I love the amy drunkenness scale

A fondue stick in a fanny pack sounds like a disaster waiting to happen

Beachhouse w/ the boss episode

Amy&gina&terry get paired up lots

Why didn’t they turn the holt party into a movie night??

Au where boyle is a seduction coach

Gina turned not-evil for a second

2:13

Amy’s def of partner : bounce ideas, eat street meat & stake out, burnt coffee

Jake hasnt been to the dentist in seven years (at this point i’m thinking he was kidnapped and doesnt remember his season one dentist trip)

“it’s payback time” to the drug dealer who killed all of jake’s family

Gina’s got two grandmas

Charles want to have a bowling business

How do terry’s biceps have their own biceps???

Holt likes the name todd, didnt he have an ex called todd?

Isn’t yahooanswers dead? How does jake know stuff now?

2:14

If s1 is parenting Jake and teaching Amy independence, is s2 about parenting Amy and bonding with Rosa through evil humour?

Jake tells terry he loves sofia??

Rosa’s enemy marker-hoarder carla biancci in 2nd grade turned bully till grad

Jake tells sofia he loves her

Gina being a dick after saying something true – a trend?

Charles’ dad was a florist and now i want a classic flower shop romance

Sofia breaks up ouchhh

Eww gross wunch kissed holt i need brainbleach

Charles doesnt think his dad loves him?

2:15

Rosa’s parents are “smiley morons & hug freaks”. Did not seem like it in the coming out episode?

Second massive cop lasertag game thingy

Holt confused face implies he never saw titanic

Note to self try to make a blondie sometime

Holt apologises the next day for trying to disqualify gina from pers.test >> did kevin tell him his type didn’t fit him?

Gina thinks holt flirts with her so she’s a wunch but on their side?

2:16

“if u love s/o u’ll remember what they look like” but KEVIN HAS A PORTRAIT MATE

Oh this is the “i’m sorry you weRE STABBED” episode

I want marvin the geriatric bank robber to be buddies with gina??

Im lowkey upset that kevs buddies with gina tho, he’s not evil enough

Ray talks about jake to random waitresses and his painting teacher

Okay i get it, amy and charles are too simpy, rosa’s too unhinged, we don’t talk about hitchcock and scully, terry’s got his own shit, so that only leaves gina and jake and it cannot be jake, so. Yeah okay gina and kev are buddies

Ray called jake a genius just cause he heard him practice his holt impression, how cute

2:17

Jake’s a creepy girl stalker?? Poor jenny gildenhorn

Rosa has a grandad

Amy plays french horn

Jake answers amy’s proposal with “yes a thousands times yes”

MARCUS DVRs BONES THE HOLTCOZNER BEDROOM WEIRD DVR QUEUE SOLVED EXCEPT WHYS HE IN THEIR ROOM??

2:18

Dickhead peralta shows up, i hate him :(

Holt’s “unsolvable” riddle “There are 12 men on an island. 11 weigh exactly the same amount, but one of them is slightly lighter or heavier. You must figure out which. The island has no escapes, but there is a seesaw. The exciting catch? You can only use it three times.”

Jakes allergic to bees and dickhead knows about it

I’d go on a sudoku cruise too amy

Honestly this riddles fucking easy im so angry

Amy’s right tho, you do 6v6, one side’s heavier, then you divide that one 3v3, one side’s heavier, you do 1v1 and either they’re equal and the last one’s the heaviest or one of them’s already the heaviest

I cannot tell you how infuriated i get everytime im reminded of dickhead peralta’s later character arc.

2:19

s/o framing jake as druggie

spoiler its sofias druggie bossman

holt : “sarcasm the cowards lie” ouch

oh yeah also terry and holt missed ginas dance thing and shes upset

and also charles gotta work with the two giant babies

2:20

Jakes unhealthy obsession with his job episode 40 of 40

Rosa&holt scheming to avoid personal chats, relatable

Rosas dads a teacher, two sisters

2:21

Jake and amy have a crush on the same guy till the guy likes amy and jake likes amy more

Terrys looking into a new job and boyle gina holt get weird about it

2:22

Jakes on a treasure hunt, terry’s looking into a school for his kids again?

Holt v wunch 1946th time

Bingpot

The velvet thunder is probs thor’s more dramatic second cousin

2:23

Wunch got holt transfered sad face

Rosa’s bday

Wunch being incredibly sexual-harrassy again

Rosa likes gilmore girls

Weird sex thing from wunch again geez

Rayray does the robot yay. Dude was there a cancel-scare?

#the-c-odd-prompt #the-c-odd-collection #codd-sequel #codd-sequel-organised

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