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#coins around with him (ohhhh my god what a hardship šŸ™„) and about how money was leaving his bank account
fingertipsmp3 Ā· 1 year
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Man, today was absolutely mental. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever come so close to losing it with a customer
#ā€˜which customerā€™ you ask. well first there was rude ice cream man#he came inā€¦ i want to say before noon? i think it was before we became absolutely inundated#and he was MAD rude for what#he was buying like 4 ice creams so he def had kids with him and was a frustrated father or uncle or grandpa or hired babysitter or whatever#but DUUUUUUDE. thereā€™s no need to give me the blank ā˜¹ļø face and ignore all of my questions and exchange zero pleasantries#then there was the lady whose phone died and she couldnā€™t pay and she was so nice but why. why#like of course i canā€™t just let you have this stuff. it could be theft. my manager put her stuff in a fridge and then she came back for it#later and i had to go find it and it was so much#she was so nice though i hope sheā€™s well#THEN there was the motherfucker who was buyingā€¦ i canā€™t remember what but his total was Ā£5.35#and i remember this because he was trying to insist on paying for it with exactly three (3) Ā£1 (Ā£1) coins. like sir. that doesnā€™t work.#thatā€™s not enough. i Could Not get it through his head that i couldnā€™t take cash unless he gave me at least Ā£2.35 more#eventually i managed to get a contactless card payment out of him and he grumbled about how he was going to have to carry these three pound#coins around with him (ohhhh my god what a hardship šŸ™„) and about how money was leaving his bank account#like idk how to tell you this but we serve overpriced food here sir. if Ā£5.35 leaving your bank account is a big problem for you you picked#the wrong place to come. also like. you couldā€™ve just. spent only Ā£3 lmao. you had two items#the retail section def sells stuff thatā€™s Ā£3ā€¦ you didnā€™t have to do this. like at all. and iā€™d be happier if you hadnā€™t#THEN my coworker decided to let two fucking customers in after we closed and they both wanted machine coffees and they took SO long#the one guy had admittedly been queuing just before we closed but the woman just rocked up solidly five minutes too late and was like ā€˜iā€™ve#come so far :( itā€™s been such a long journey :( i just need any coffee :(ā€˜#i REALLY wanted to say ā€˜fuck your journey and fuck your coffee. plan betterā€™ but instead i had to make an americano#i donā€™t think i even tried to hide how mad i was#like hiiiii i know you donā€™t care but this is my life. this is taking time away from me being able to clean down for the closing shift#which is going to take time out of my life because iā€™m only paid until five#i know you donā€™t care that iā€™ll have to do unpaid work but like. hereā€™s your fucking coffee. lol#there was also this other guy and i canā€™t remember what he did or said but i remember i was passive-aggressively sugary sweet with him#because it was the only way i could let my annoyance out. i love being sarcastically nice in this job because they canā€™t call you on it#or they look crazy#in summary i had a fucking day. thanks for asking#personal
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