#come on fedex hes the fucking creator of the universe dont leave him in goddamn illinois
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tfw your little treat has been in illinois all fucking day long and now its not gonna get here until saturday :/
#oh my god i just want my little guy i need him so bad#come on fedex hes the fucking creator of the universe dont leave him in goddamn illinois#diary post#also would it be funny or cringe if i get asked in my religion class what religion i am. would it be funny to say i'm a sinnohese#be like yeah we have 1 main god and 3 other lesser deities#then we have a bunch of angel type guys as well. that control different things#something something 'we call our holy texts the old verses'#'my personal favorite is the god of chaos. we have like a confirmation saint type deal going on'#wait this is so funny. i could probably get away with it if i change the pronunciations#what if someone called me out tho that would be SO funny#'ummm she keeps referencing a video game. like thats all pokemon lore'#like yeah it is mind your business. so what if a little trauma gave me this nice treat#anyway the religion class fucking sucks so if i can jerk these south dakotans around that would make it a lot bearable#okay but unironically i might flesh this out bc it would probably help in my fanfic and ongoing daydream too#(and heads up to memus ive been fleshing out an act 2 for this already bonkers long fanfic...#youre gonna have a fucking book to read whenever i get around to finishing this thing)#okay easy day tomorrow. 1 class with all my besties then prepping judging samples then flexing on some kids for being good at eating chedda#then i get to go home. then on sunday im buying alcohol#wahoo
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