#congratulations on your adulthood friend lucas. thats like more than some of us could ever achieve

[gunthermunch]

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Maira: LUCAS MUNCH! Lucas: GAH! Maira: You look terrible! Lucas: I looked fine this morning. It’s like everything finished sinking in a few hours ago Maira: you met Imran, no? Lucas: yeah… ugh. it sucked. Maira: he thinks you’re courting me Lucas: ah- thinks I’m wha--

Maira: I’m home!!! Bought some goodies!!!! [silence] Maira: …got some oatmeal flour!! [complete silence] Maira: …weird. Maira: Imran?? Come say hi silly! Who raised you? Maira: maybe he’s out…? No, that’s impossib-

Imran: Why are you sneaking hobos into our house. Answer right now our im sticking my finger inside your good ear Maira: fake choking sounds Nooo- NOT MY GOOD EEEARR!!! Imran: Maira… Maira: n-nani? Is that you? Imran: you’re not dying and that’s not grandma you’re seeing just answer my question Imran: Maira, don’t do it Imran: NO!!! Imran: YOU’RE DONE!!! YOU’RE DONE!!!! Maira: what do we say? Imran: I’m SORRY for calling your blonde man a hobo OKAY??? Just- OW!!! You know how I feel about strangers in here-! AH Maira: his name is Lucas he was super sick! And he’s not a stranger, we’re friends Imran: you barely know him, he could easily be a murderer Maira: be for real Imran: he’s probably trying to win you over, get married, steal our lands and then dump you and your two miserable, ugly children. Imran: …I’m joking please let me go Maira: I told him i'm not into guys. And then i used his sandals as projectiles. Lucas: wait you think I’m your friend…? Maira: yeah dude! You vomited all that german brew on my nice jacket, we are friends. Lucas: that’s nice. Maira: anyways! I need to get back home. see you at the farm tomorrow? Lucas: tomorrow? I can work today Maira: you have no idea how hungover you are until you need to get to work. Just get some rest. Lucas: oh. Okay… see you tomorrow then.