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saturnniidae · 3 months

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I want to know what Hiccups secret is. How does he not look like a lobster. What did he fucking invent viking sunscreen or some shit how is this guy not burnt????

#burnt haddock #sundried fish.#anyways #if he didnt die young (im genuinely curious to know how long he lived but thats off topic) hiccup would probably have skin cancer.#life of a dragon rider #pros: awsome reptilian best friend pure euphoric whismy and joy in flight #cons: consistent near death experiences constant sunburns and if you dont die young:skin cancer #httyd #hiccup haddock #httyd shitpost #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #moth.txt

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