#copymega

[adwox]

the creachures....

[jetglider]

i need to put them in a rock tumbler

[adwox]

the two most decorated soldiers of the offputting wars

[jetglider]

match made in hell still perfect for each other

[crashman]

ARE YOU TALKING TO THAT MYSTERIOUS BATHROBE ROBOT??? I'D KEEP YOUR FACTUAL DISTANCE, CRASH!!! HE LOOKS LIKE A COOL CUSTOMER... THE DINE AND DASH KIND!!! D:<

It's Shadow Man. You can't really avoid him unless you don't cast a shadow. Since we're not writing this from the surface of the sun, there's a possible chance he's right behind you oh maker make sure to whip around in a shocked fashion, gasping when you do or don't see something out of the corner of your eye was it him who knows

[forteandgospel]

OKAY FIRST OF ALL I DIDN’T CURSEBUT I MIGHT AS WELL HAVEBECAUSE I SAID AWFUL STUFFBECAUSE I WAS MADNOT EVEN AT YOUAND IN RETROSPECT SCREAMING AT YOU WHEN I’M MAD AT SOMEONE ELSE IS A TERRIBLE UNORIGINAL IDEAYOU DON’T HAVE TO FORGIVE I GUESSBECAUSE THAT WOULD BE DUMB AND YOU’RE A LOT COOLER THAN THATBUT I’M NOT GOING TO STOP LOOKING UP TO YOU.AND I’M PROBABLY NOT GOING TO GO AWAY.IT’S JUSTYOU’RE REALLY AWESOME AND ORIGINALAND YOU DESERVE BETTER RIVALS THAN MEAND BETTER FRIENDSIF YOU WANT YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DVD’S BACKBIG DADDY REALLY UHIT REALLY PULLED SOME HEARTSTRINGSOKAY I GUESS THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY./crying

IT'S LESS OF A BIG DEAL THAN YOU THINK

YOUR TENACITY HAS CHANGED MY MIND

I ALSO DON'T APPRECIATE YOU PUTTING YOURSELF DOWN TO TRY AND MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF AS THOUGH THAT WOULD WORK

YOU ARE THE ALPHA PUG, ACT LIKE IT

YOU ARE ALSO MY RIVAL AND "BIG DADDY" CO-OWNER, AND THAT IS A BOND NOT SO EASILY BROKEN 

YOU ARE ALSO ALSO VERY LUCKY QUINT IS A REAL NICE GUY

BECAUSE I AM NOT

AND I WILL PROBABLY BE SNIPPY WITH YOU FOR A WHILE

AND YOU'RE RIGHT I CURSED YOU OUT NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

ANYWAY

DO IT AGAIN AND I WON'T FORGIVE YOU.

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I am ok with this.

[forteandgospel]

copymega replied to your post: OKAY THAT IS SOME GREAT INFORMATION YOU JUST GAVE ME THANK YOU FORTAY YOU ARE AN AWESOME, ORIGINAL RIVAL WHO IS A WORTHY ADVERSARY TO ANYONE, AND THAT IS A FACTUAL THING I JUST SAID ALSO YOU CAN PUBLISH THIS SO THAT EVERYONE KNOWS HOW GOOD OF A RIVAL YOU ARE AND HOW UNORIGINAL THEY SHOULD FEEL KNOWING THEY ARE NOT EITHER ONE OF US ALSO, WHO IS ADAM SANDLER AND WHY DOES HE HUG SO MUCH???

ooc! I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE Adam Sandler HERO TO ALL ROBOTS

OOC HE WILL TEACH US ALL HOW TO LOVE AGAIN

[forteandgospel]

OKAY THAT IS SOME GREAT INFORMATION YOU JUST GAVE METHANK YOU FORTAYYOU ARE AN AWESOME, ORIGINAL RIVAL WHO IS A WORTHY ADVERSARY TO ANYONE, AND THAT IS A FACTUAL THING I JUST SAIDALSO YOU CAN PUBLISH THIS SO THAT EVERYONE KNOWS HOW GOOD OF A RIVAL YOU ARE AND HOW UNORIGINAL THEY SHOULD FEEL KNOWING THEY ARE NOT EITHER ONE OF USALSO, WHO IS ADAM SANDLER AND WHY DOES HE HUG SO MUCH???

OKAY I WILL, EXCELLENT RIVAL WHOM I WILL ONE DAY DEFEAT BUT YOU ARE AWESOME SO IT IS UNLIKELY BUT THEN AGAIN WHO KNOWS I'M A STRONG GUY LIKE YOU WHO IS ALSO STRONG.

ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH NETFLIX, ADAM SANDLER IS THE MOST ROMANTIC HUMAN WHO EVER LIVED. WOMEN LOVE TO HUG HIM BECAUSE HE IS THE BEST AT EVERYTHING HE DOES. HE IS EXCELLENT AT: AMERICAN FOOTBALL SPORTS, HOCKEY SPORTS, AND GOLF SPORTS, COMPLETING CHILDREN'S EDUCATIONAL COURSES, BEING EXTREMELY RICH, HELPING AMNESIACS, MAKING HUMAN MUSIC FOR HUMAN WEDDINGS, AND PROVIDING REFRESHMENTS TO OTHER HUMANS PLAYING SPORTS. I BELIEVE HE IS ALSO SOME SORT OF HUMAN HOLIDAY GUY WHO MAKES SPECIAL MUSIC FOR HUMAN HOLIDAYS.

HUMANS LOVE HOLIDAYS

[forteandgospel]

I KNOW. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M A LITTLE FACTUALLY JEALOUS OF WHOEVER IS STEALING AWAY ALL YOUR TIME, EVEN. OF COURSE, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT BECAUSE IT WOULD BE LAME, AND WE BOTH HAVE IMAGES TO KEEP UP.

HMMM MAYBE I COULD SAY THE SAME THING TO YOU BUT YOU ARE RIGHT OUR IMAGES ARE REALLY IMPORTANT, WE REPRESENT THINGS TO PEOPLE. YOU AND I ARE ICONS.

[forteandgospel]

FORTAY YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING IN YOUR ROOM AND HAVE NOT SAID HELLO TO ME OR THREATENED ME TO A DUEL SINCE I GOT BACK!!!

I'M SORRY, GLORIOUS AND ORIGINAL NEMESIS, I HAVE BEEN BUSY NOT SULKING AND NOT BREAKING EVERYTHING IN MY ROOM. PERHAPS YOU AND I CAN DUEL LATER.