#could you imagineeeeeee

[pansy-picnics]

Hey there are land of stories fans here right? I was thinking about it again am i the only one who just gets unreasonably angry thinking about the ending of book 2 for no reason. LIKE THE BUILDUP IS SOOO FUCKING GOOD AND THEN IT JUST. DROPS. FOR NO REASON. AND EYE HATE IT.

conners abandonment issues and alex’s rejection sensitivity are just bubbling up for the first time in SUCH a tense scene here it’s genuinely SO powerful because the narrative has been hinting towards their separate paths for the ENTIRE BOOK and conners been REJECTING it the ENTIRE time because he’s a PUSSY. and when i was listening to it again i was 100% expecting them to both start SCREAMING at each other and for charlotte to have to drag conner through that portal KICKING AND SCREAMING but instead conners just like “:( ….Okieeeee…..Ily alex 🥺” and then they just LEAVE?!(!?!!? LIKE?!?!?!?? I HATE ITTTTT I HATE IT SO MUCH,!?!!?

LIKE YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME ANYONE LET ALONE THIS THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOY WOULD BE THIS CHILL ABOUT THIS. FOR ALL THEY KNOW THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME THEYRE SEEING EACH OTHER LIKE. EVER? AFTER CONNER ALREADY ALMOST LOST EVERYTHING? AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THEYRE JUST GONNA HUG IT OUT?!,!!?? THESE TWO??? ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT???????????

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CRAZY ASS CLIFFHANGER CHRIS COULDVE LEFT THIS ON. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE INSANITY THAT WOULDVE ENSUED. IF WE SAW THEM ACTUALLY FIGHT FOR ONCE. IF WE SAW CONNER GET DRAGGED THROUGH THE PORTAL SECONDS BEFORE IT CLOSES KICKING AND SCREAMING WHILE ALEX IS SEETHING WITH RAGE. IF IT JUST ENDED WITH CONNER THINKING HIS SISTER MAY AS WELL BE DEAD AND THAT HED NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. GOD. CAN YOU IMAGINEEEEEEE.

and don’t you DARE fucking tell me “Uhmmm its a kids book 🤓☝️” Because i will actually start bashing you to death with hammers. A guy literally got shot in this series and we saw it live do not even try to tell me THIS is crossing the line. Be fucking for real.

[ennard-is-near]

Bite of ‘83 placement

I think it has to come first. I think people sometimes put Charlie’s death or Elizabeth’s death first in the timeline, and I respect most FNaF takes, so it’s fine if you want to do that. But personally for me it has to come first, and in this essay style post I will explain why. Everything is completely subjective to me, I will say “I think…” a lot and just know that that’s a more of a “In my version of FNaF” than a “In the only version of FNaF”. Also I call Crying Child Evan, mostly for simplicity’s sake. Cool? Alright, let’s go.

First off, I know why people sometimes put Elizabeth’s first. If Evan is scared shitless of the animatronics, it might be because he either saw what happened to her or William is trying to make him afraid of them. However, he’s a little kid, and kids tend to be scared of stuff like that. (My little sister is scared shitless of Chuck E. Cheese and there is no reason for that.) Also the SL cameras in his room but I don’t know if that’s enough evidence for placing his death after hers. Honestly, I don’t know why people put Charlie’s first, maybe it’s because she had that weird “life giving” thing in the second (???) game’s mini games and so Evan wouldn’t have been able to poses Fredbear without her. Or maybe it’s book related, honestly not sure.

From here, I will break this up into a few categories. Broadly, it will be why it has to be first for William’s character and why it has to be first for Michael’s character. Let’s start with uhhhh…

Michael’s character

A couple small things first: I don’t think he meant to do that, obviously. I just think he’s stupid (like really stupid) and didn’t think about his actions having consequences. I don’t think he planned the prank or whatever, I’ve seen a couple people depict it as something he thought about doing beforehand and I don’t think so, I think it was probably a random idea he had two seconds before he did it. I also don’t think he was doing in for William’s approval, not consciously at least. As an older sibling myself, I can confidently say that it’s fun to be a dick to your younger siblings sometimes, especially when they cry about it. His motivation was probably “hahaha this is fun.” Also, I think that it was entirely his fault. He suggested it and Fredbear was a performing animatronic on stage that he was old enough (maybe like 12-14) to know was dangerous. There was no tampering or unusual springlock failure that “shouldn’t have happened” or “shouldn’t have had enough force to do that.” IMO that was exactly what was going to happen and he should have known better. What did he think was going to happen?

My points (In no particular order)

I think Michael and Elizabeth exist in the same house after the bite of ‘83. She says “I know it was an accident” (which is a line I am insane about) in the SL secret night and I don’t think she would say that if she hadn’t been around during and after the incident. Also I just think they should. Imagineeeeeee the dynamic.

That is NOT the behavior of someone who has even considered that his siblings could die. Like if he’s already down a little sister and he doesn’t want his little brother to die, why the fuck is he doing that? If the thought even crossed his mind that Evan was capable of dying then he would not have been putting him up by that thing’s mouth.

And as a continuation of that…That is NOT the behavior of someone who has already lost a sibling to animatronics?!?!?! Even if he didn’t know how exactly Elizabeth died he has to know she went missing to something relating to Circus Baby’s Pizza Word. If tragedy already struck at a Pizzeria why would he be doing that. I know he’s stupid but he cannot be that stupid.

This is a good inciting incident for him. Like if this is the first bad thing that happens to this guy, that is way cool. He has never experienced loss ever and now he’s completely cooked and will have to spend his entire life insane (sorry I don’t make the rules.)

Isn’t it more fun when there’s a horrible guilt about Michael causing all of this? Like he can tell himself that it’s all his fault that his father lost his marbles? He can say that if he hadn’t done that none of what followed would have happened to him or anyone else.

And…isn’t it more fun when he’s sort of right? Isn’t it more fun when our protagonist, if in the smallest way possible, kicked the chain of dominoes that lead to everything that happened in FNaF. Not his fault that his father goes/is insane, obviously, but the things that happen wouldn’t have if he hadn’t done that. It’s so fun if we follow a guy indirectly responsible for everything that went down who is desperate to make up for it.

William’s character

This gets a little more complicated, but for me he was a pretty solid father before the bite of ‘83. Not perfect, but imagine a dad. That’s him. He’s obviously got the capacity for murder but he wouldn’t do something like that unless pushed. Y’know? He’s like the amount of crazy that most people are.

But I only have one point, really.

It makes him more interesting.

It makes his promise more meaningful. If everything William Afton does in pursuit of “putting [his son] back together.” It’s so much more impactful and reasonable if he’s killing with a goal.

If he isn’t a grieving father, why would be killing people? Seriously? Why would he have Circus Baby? Why would he kill Charlie? Felt silly? That’s stupid.

Also a good inciting incident for him. Having your own son killed by one of your animatronics (and your other son) could probably make a guy lose it. The bite of ‘83 is a good tragedy to prompt a spiral to madness. To the need to make other people feel how you feel, feel how it feels to lose a child. (And at the same time discover the way to bring them all back)

It just is more interesting (to me personally) when he’s not entirely evil, but is a broken and grieving man who sort of gets lost in the sauce on his way to bringing his son back from the dead.

Final thoughts?

It just makes more sense (to me) and is more fun (for me). That’s all.

[elibeeline]

Am i hearing that Lady Gaga is gonna be harley quinn in Joker 2????

[elliebean714]

Femboy!Edward Nashton x F!Reader Headcanons

Fluffy, Fluffy Goodness

AN~ This is for me. Nobody else read this💀 I'm such a simp for this sweet lil bby meow meow, I want to love and cherish this lil incel. Please consider this an apology for the Jay one-shot💀 ~

This precious lil bby boy❤💕💖🥺

You cannot tell me he isn't a femboy,

At least a LITTLE bit

K so like, imagine painting each others nails ❤💖🥺😭💕

Having a nice, peaceful, quiet afternoon together

Softly painting his nails a dark green, drawing the Riddler symbol on some with white

Adding red spats on others💀

Him trying his best with whatever design you gave him but not doing very good due to his shaky hands

(I headcanon he has very shaky hands, especially when working with small, delicate objects)

When he finishes he looks to you for approval

Praise kink alert💀😭💕

You give him your biggest smile

And kiss his forehead 😭😭💕💕

And tell him your proud of him💕💖💖😭

He's close to tears honestly

He just loves you so much and you're so nice to him and you love him too, he can't handle it 😭💕💖😭💕❤❤🥺🥺💕

Moving on💀

Playing with each others hair is a mustttttttt

Relaxing on the couch, cuddling, with his fingers combing through your hair🥺

So soft, so gentle 🥺💕❤

You could put ribbons and bows in his hair💖💖😭😭

Comb his hair out of his eyes and clip a bow to the top of his head

Tie thin ribbons around pieces of hair

And his lil smile😭😭

He so happy with you😭💖❤💕❤💖😭❤💕🥺💕💖💖❤💕

IMAGINEEEeeee doing each others makeup 💕❤😭😭🥺💖❤🥺❤💕😭

You take his glasses off and do his eye makeup

Being as gentle as possible, carefully putting the prettiest greens in the eyeshadow palette on him

Putting the best mascara and eyeliner on him

Lipstick for him is either light pinks and nudes or the most vibrant, outlandish colours, no in-between

You make him feel so beautiful 😭💕❤💕

When he does your make up, he's probably going to experiment as much as he can, because he's new to makeup and loves trying new things

You're going to have the the widest, craziest designs and colours all over your face

And still look amazing bbygorl ;)

GOING DRess shopping wiTH HIMMMMMMMM 💕❤😭😭😭😭😭❤💕

Him being all shy and embarrassed in the dress store

You comfort him, letting him know it's okay to be himself

You both pick out dresses for each other

Going into separate changing rooms and coming out all dressed up, performing cute little fashion shows for each other😭👍💕

You both buy the other the dress they liked most💕💕

He used to be too embarrassed to be himself, now, with you, he's less ashamed of who he is

Not completely secure, but making progress.

Such a sweetheart. Protect him with your life.💕💖

I love this man 💖💕😭💖💕💖🥺💕💖

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~Elliebean714

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[youngsamberg]

Idk why but with everything happening this season, I feel like they’re gonna make Dianetti canon in the finale 😌😌

COULD YOU IMAGINEEEEEEE

[gay-doodlebug-with-adhd916]

the way people ask "if you suddenly got a million dollars, what's the first thing you would do with it?" and we all give some polite, 'non-awkward' answer like go on a shopping spree or take a trip or something like that when there's absolutely no chance that the answer for like at least 85% of us isn't just "go to the doctor" 💀 Like could you imagineeeeeee going to an actual professional with a degree and being like "hey actually I'm not okay cause of these random physical things that have been bothering me" and they're like "sure we can check that out we can do some imaging or a work up or tests that will cost x amount of money" and not having to be like "lolol actuallyyyyyyyyy never mind I'm fine hahaha" and like babes lets stop pretending getting to sit down with a real actual psychiatrist and tell them our problems and them like helping us fix things isn't right up there in the bucket list with being able to meet our fav celebrities

[harryfeatgaga]

I’m only here for you Paige and your anons! Because, Jesus Christ this place can be depressing and infuriating! Why does people feel the need to give their opinion or frustrations on every single things? Give it a rest people! I don’t give a shit that you’re upset about tour Rita! Or his relationship Chloe! Nobody gives a shit, especially him, so please stop crying over it every single day!🙄

I’m sorry I just needed to get this off my chest! I need a cleaning on my dash I think!🤦🏻‍♀️

KJDNCHBHUIJRNFBHV BIG MOOD

Anonymous asked: Everyone knows that most social media posts about tours and stuff are usually written by their pr team right? Like obviously harry has to approve and likely gives out some talking points but believe me I am a copywriter and I write stuff like that on a daily basis. Doesn’t make harry any less human, it’s just part of the business.

TEA like even if he didnt post it himself like he obvi okays it and im sure adds his own thing to it lmfao

Anonymous asked: not to drag down the mood but i feel like trying to reschedule has been a logistical nightmare for tour managers and what not so maybe it's that harry and his team rlly couldn't say anything til everything was finalized for an entire north american tour bc that's A Lot of dates to move around and try to reschedule PLUS adding a few more here and there?? i do not envy the ppl that have had to handle the cancellations and subsequent rescheduling of tours across the world😭😭 in that regard i'm so glad i was still in college and could enter the industry after that nightmare has mostly been put to bed lol

no for real thats what ive been saying like yes this was and still ifrustratingng but I cannot even imagineeeeeee how much of a shit show it was and is behind the scenes

[secondhand-trash]

Shinsou has a bff that he not so lowkey likes and she flirts with EVERYTHING THAT MOVES omg could you imagineeeeeee

A/N: Boy would be so annoyed about it because he could not say anything without outing himself while being ridiculously jealous all at the same time. lol

Crack.

The tip of his pencil bended as he stabbed it a little too hard on the poor piece of paper. Harsh lines of lead scribbled all across the piece of his rough work sheet and he angrily crumbled it into a ball. His own writing infuriated him and the untidy lines were a pain to look at.

Would you have noticed his state of distress? Probably not, he bitterly though to himself as he stared at you on the other side of the room, you were too busy giggling with some other guy in class.

Absolutely ridiculous, what could you two possibly be talking about that you were laughing so loudly?

Sometimes he felt like you treated everyone the same. You laughed with everyone, looked at everyone with so much attention, casually put your hand on everyone’s arm like it was no big deal.

Of course you didn’t mind, it was all good fun to you but right now at the other corner of the room, Shinsou was seeing red as you leaned on that person with your elbow on his shoulder.

He would have already been at your side pulling you off of that guy if he could have things his way. But sadly, he valued your affection way too much to outright show the world his jealousy.

The only thing he could do now is look away, look away and try to forget about it.

“Woah, what has that pencil done to you?” You jokingly said as you inspect that pencil in your hand. The lean piece of wood was broken in halves by who you believe to be no other than your own best friend.

Yeah, I was trying to imagine that it was the neck of whoever you were flirting with. “Got annoyed with maths.”

The bitterness in his chest quickly disappeared when you latched onto his arm, pressing yourself on him as you peered up. “Let’s go then? Forget about maths and get some lunch. I’m starving!”

You pursed your lips together when you saw that the knot in his brows immediately eased and he put on a soft smile. Would you lie and say that you had no idea what you were doing to him? Probably not. Did you flirt with other people just to rile him up? Likely.

It was a cruel move on your part, but he just looked way too endearing when he gets jealous.

That’s ok, you would always give him special treatment no matter how much of a flirt you were.

[bravomckenzie]

Can you imagine if they had Bobby keep the money at the end? I would've been inconsolable I swear

IVE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE YES I THINK THAT COULDVE BEEN SOOOOO FUCKING SPICY I MEAN I WOULDVE BEEN UPSET BUT COULD YOU IMAGINEEEEEEE THAT WOULDVE BEEN SUCHHHH GOOD DRAMA

i’m a huge fucking fan of the player bobby theory. i always have been. i’ve written a short shitty thing about this in the past like bobby keeping the money but i never finished it. i’m planning on writing a new one eventually tho. probably after ciwyw is finished during my “break” bc i still wanna write some one shots just no scheduled chaptered shit

[harryfeatgaga]

Lololololol I’ve been debating on telling you about this but I have to lmao. When my bf and I started having sex, I literally couldn’t take his dick. I’m a small person and he isn’t too tall but his dick is a bit above average and I just like, could not take it even tho I was super wet. But imagining that circumstance with Harry, it would be frustrating but also hilarious. Like he would laugh his ass off - 🌸 (do you have an anon for this emoji?)

OEKDJFNHURJFNVH PLEASE IM SCREAMING...............GOD IMAGINEEEEEEE FUCK