#countryhumans austria

[instability0704]

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[venturesomescout]

[sane-human]

Autria-Hungary: "It was formed with the Austro-Hungarian Compromise of 1867 in the aftermath of the Austro-Prussian War and was dissolved shortly after its defeat in the First World War."-Wiki (Headcanon: I see Austria and Prussia as Brothers , so Germany and Austria-Hungary are cousins)

Also it is said that during ww1 Brazil shoot Dolphins -

"The four small destroyers, displacing less than 700 tons, had no anti-submarine acoustic detection devices and very primitive depth charges, its main offensive weapons represented by guns and ramming tactics. A few days before the Britannia sinking either whales or dolphins were sighted at dusk, during poor weather conditions and mistakingly identified as U-Boat periscopes, and duly fired at by light guns. Fire was suspended quickly as soon as the mistake was realized. It became part of the jokes made with rookie sailors joining the Navy…" -Quora

[cherrybomb-xoy]

[raquel-staruvu]

Hola gente dejó estos dibujos porque lo quería compartir en mis otras redes sociales aparte de Instagram jeje

[sane-person]

Ayo Austria-Hungary,

What are your takes rn?

Bombardment of Belgrade (1914)

"...Constant shelling on Serbia's border towns and cities continued until the second week of August."

(On 12 August the first invasion of Serbia started.)

[k1ng0k]

Average Slovakian male

[by-nes]

Inktober Countryhumans 2023

Day 8. TOAD

Austria with a toad toy.

[belorussiandino]

ottoman sketch page that even has coloring isn't that crazy

even has notes !!

[instability0704]

[thebunnylord]

Best oc that became a fan favorite in my little circle of online friends

Way back during my countryhumans days, I had this cat oc named Krampus. Krampus was Austria’s cat and the story goes was that one night Austria went to a bar, got black out drunk, fell asleep and woke up to find this long haired black scruffy kitten on his bed, Austria does not own a cat, nor does he remember acquiring said cat

Krampus hates everyone and everything that wasn’t long naps in the sun or salmon treats and was basically an old man trapped in a cat’s body

Krampus once cornered Germany in the bathroom one night while Germany was staying at Austria’s house and hissed at him

Krampus hates the Canadian national anthem

Krampus used to try and trip Austria’s BLIND FATHER ON PURPOSE

Krampus hates his bell collar and ate the bell

Krampus hates Austria’s Austro-Hungarian flag that he has hung up on his bedroom ceiling and would do everything in his will power to tear it down only to get snagged and scream until someone gets him down

Krampus hates classical music and would scream while Austria-Hungary is playing the piano

Krampus stole Austria-Hungary’s eyepatches and buried them in the litter box

One time while Krampus was outside trying to avoid walking on grass, Austria saw a group of dog walkers with their five big dogs walking up the street and he yelled “get your dogs out of here! I have a cat!” And before the dog walkers could explain that their dogs were calm and won’t harm the cat, Krampus flies out of nowhere and beats the living crap out of the dogs.

During one Christmas when they had a fire in the fireplace, Krampus just sat in front of it and starred at the flames for hours

Krampus once got out and climbed a huge pine tree that had a few high voltage power lines running through it, so Austria sends Hungary to risk his life by climbing up to the top of the tree, get dangerously close to the high voltage power lines while holding onto a pillowcase with one hand and the tree in the other all while Krampus is swatting at him and hissing and biting leaving Hungary resorting to yelling “KRAMPUS!! GET IN THE BAG!!” I can’t remember if Hungary just flung Krampus in the bag, or chopped the top of the tree down to reach Krampus. I know it was heavily inspired by the time my Brother had to get his son’s cat, Chris Farley, down from a tall pine tree with high voltage wires running just below him.

When My readers found out that Krampus was put down due to cancer, they were so mad at me. Even my mom was when I told her about Krampus, she said that Cats have nine lives so why not just bring Krampus back?

When Krampus got to heaven he went “so this is heaven, I hate it.”

There was going to be a follow up story where it’s the day Austria had to put Krampus down, and at the end it showed that Austrian Empire was there in the afterlife to look after Krampus.

When I told some redditors about Krampus without saying any of the character’s names or what fandom, one of them said “I don’t know anything about your fanfic or which fandom this is but I love Krampus”

I have decided that if I get another bunny, I’m naming them Krampus.

Krampus became so popular that one of my readers included him in a oneshot and another one of my readers on Wattpad drew this fanart of Krampus

[sane-human]

"Like a still tower that doesn't collapse to the strong blowing of … events"

At the start of ww1 Italy declared neutrality (from 1914 to 1915)

[cherrybomb-xoy]

Austria | Countryhumans

It's my birthday today lol.

I wanna kill myself.

Fuck

[raquel-staruvu]

Inktober día 12 al 15

[sane-person]

Austria, are you and Hungary Austria-Hungary’s parents? Do you treat him like a son?

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[greenwayinc]

Germany: The fastest way to Austria's heart is through ch-

Switzerland: Chest cavity.

Germany:

Germany: Cheese.