#crawlerposting

[lemurlord]

Petah... the Crawler's here.

[phyrexianwurmfan]

a masterful idea has occured to me

instead of waking up in another post-goldmorning taylor waking up in another world fanfic we should instead have a fic where crawler wakes up in another world (either as a human again or still in his 'crawler' form) pls pls i want to see this beast go on adventures and shit

[lemurlord]

Also, Crawler's black. Could’ve been the next MLK, is all I'm saying.

I think everything in work would have been better if crawler was not allowed near jack. Just let him keep head butting problems till his power makes him a massive brick that can deal with it. Like sure he did all that bad stuff with the nine but dropping a massive crawler ok too of heartbreaker would have done good for the world (turning heartbreaker into a fine red mist.)

[lemurlord]

Reverse Crawler: constantly adapts to threats that aren't actively happening to him.

[lemurlord]

hey amy vicky's dead i ate your sister for gains her ass tasted like police brutality

[lemurlord]

I bet Crawler Soup would naste nutty.

[yourselfcola]

:)

God

[lemurlord]

The thing with Crawler is that you can't pussy out. You can't dress him in bright colors and have him suddenly look good - frankly, it would make him look even creepier. You gotta lean in into the monstrousness.

Which would once again benefit the community! Challenging various visual stigmas associated with what a hero "should" look and act like. Look at Crawler, he's a freak inside and out, but he's still a good guy! Also, probably would help Case 53s as well. More than that pretty boy Weld anyway.

I think everything in work would have been better if crawler was not allowed near jack. Just let him keep head butting problems till his power makes him a massive brick that can deal with it. Like sure he did all that bad stuff with the nine but dropping a massive crawler ok too of heartbreaker would have done good for the world (turning heartbreaker into a fine red mist.)