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#cringefail boygirls never win
jeyneofpoole · 1 year
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theon’s brand of repression is so. like if he fucked a guy it would make him worse. if he gently kissed a woman who genuinely loved him it would make him worse. if his dad loved him it would make him worse. if his mother and his sister loved him less it would make him worse. if he had more validation it would make him worse. if he had less validation it would make him worse. there is no winning for him truly he has disorders that freud would debase himself to study
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pass1onepr1ncess · 7 months
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Crazy how the Joestar bloodline has never produced a single cis man in 5 generations, even carrying this over to an alternate universe. Crazy how Johnny Joestar is THE pinnacle of 5 generations of transness packed all into one little guy.
Johnny Joestar with 50 genders crammed into his pockets like mars bars that he's trying to steal from 7/11 but it's really obvious because they're peeking out of his pants and falling out. Johnny Joestar the boygirl cringefail who sounds like Hajime Hinata in my mind. Johnny Joestar who is an absolute menace to society who says he's not interested in the race and wants Gyro to win first because he's not in it for the competition and then effectively flips him off by not just placing before Gyro in the 3rd stage but if it weren't for Hot Pants would've placed FIRST in the 3rd stage.
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